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#24 - They avoid saying hella by saying hecka but yea. Kinda immature. 02/10/2013 on WAT 0
#197 - Don't start a fight you aren't gonna finish.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2013 on You know you're having a... 0
User avatar #198 - guiguito (02/09/2013) [-]
i ain't starting a fight, just making a sugestion
next time just say fuck you straight away
relive stress and express opinions so much more
also what do you mean by "Don't start a fight you aren't gonna finish."?
-fighting on internet
_ain't gonna finish
#196 - Okay anon <3 02/09/2013 on You know you're having a... 0
#189 - You can make empty claims over the anonymity of the internet a…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2013 on You know you're having a... 0
#192 - anonymous (02/09/2013) [-]
you aren't intelligent
User avatar #196 - theycallmeloye (02/09/2013) [-]
Okay anon <3
#188 - Aww man. I liked when they were :( Thanks tho. 02/09/2013 on You know you're having a... 0
#173 - Ohhh I see. Why is it that you have a 335 but only a 3 litre e…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2013 on You know you're having a... 0
User avatar #177 - Dap (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, 335i/d/is all have a 3.0L engine.

The new 328i has a 2.0L turbo, etc. The two end numbers don't correspond to the engine displacement anymore.
User avatar #188 - theycallmeloye (02/09/2013) [-]
Aww man. I liked when they were :( Thanks tho.
#149 - Wow. Looks amazing. But why pick diesel?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/09/2013 on You know you're having a... 0
User avatar #151 - Dap (02/09/2013) [-]
I drive a quite a bit, around 40-70 miles every day. Not only can this car get ~50mpg on the highway but it also has 425ft-lbs of torque thanks to the twin tubo diesel engine and can go from 0-60 in around 5.5s

Here's my acceleration video hah: www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7IprcnwXqc
User avatar #173 - theycallmeloye (02/09/2013) [-]
Ohhh I see. Why is it that you have a 335 but only a 3 litre engine. I thought the last two numbers on a bimmer were engine size (I have a 325i with a 2.5 litre engine). Did BMW change that rule like Mercedes did?
User avatar #177 - Dap (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, 335i/d/is all have a 3.0L engine.

The new 328i has a 2.0L turbo, etc. The two end numbers don't correspond to the engine displacement anymore.
User avatar #188 - theycallmeloye (02/09/2013) [-]
Aww man. I liked when they were :( Thanks tho.
#146 - I was satirizing what you said. It's an intelligent form of insult.  [+] (7 new replies) 02/09/2013 on You know you're having a... 0
User avatar #195 - guiguito (02/09/2013) [-]
i guess
but i don't like those fancy insults
here is a fuck you, yeah a fuck you, no explaination needed, just fuck you
User avatar #197 - theycallmeloye (02/09/2013) [-]
Don't start a fight you aren't gonna finish.
User avatar #198 - guiguito (02/09/2013) [-]
i ain't starting a fight, just making a sugestion
next time just say fuck you straight away
relive stress and express opinions so much more
also what do you mean by "Don't start a fight you aren't gonna finish."?
-fighting on internet
_ain't gonna finish
#187 - anonymous (02/09/2013) [-]
You don't have to point out that it was an intelligent form of insult....you aren't in anyway intelligent.
User avatar #189 - theycallmeloye (02/09/2013) [-]
You can make empty claims over the anonymity of the internet all you want doesn't make them true.
#192 - anonymous (02/09/2013) [-]
you aren't intelligent
User avatar #196 - theycallmeloye (02/09/2013) [-]
Okay anon <3
#142 - I'm not rich and I have a BMW. >What I was implying  [+] (9 new replies) 02/09/2013 on You know you're having a... +1
User avatar #145 - guiguito (02/09/2013) [-]
>you wrong use of the meme arrows disgust me, go back to reddit
User avatar #146 - theycallmeloye (02/09/2013) [-]
I was satirizing what you said. It's an intelligent form of insult.
User avatar #195 - guiguito (02/09/2013) [-]
i guess
but i don't like those fancy insults
here is a fuck you, yeah a fuck you, no explaination needed, just fuck you
User avatar #197 - theycallmeloye (02/09/2013) [-]
Don't start a fight you aren't gonna finish.
User avatar #198 - guiguito (02/09/2013) [-]
i ain't starting a fight, just making a sugestion
next time just say fuck you straight away
relive stress and express opinions so much more
also what do you mean by "Don't start a fight you aren't gonna finish."?
-fighting on internet
_ain't gonna finish
#187 - anonymous (02/09/2013) [-]
You don't have to point out that it was an intelligent form of insult....you aren't in anyway intelligent.
User avatar #189 - theycallmeloye (02/09/2013) [-]
You can make empty claims over the anonymity of the internet all you want doesn't make them true.
#192 - anonymous (02/09/2013) [-]
you aren't intelligent
User avatar #196 - theycallmeloye (02/09/2013) [-]
Okay anon <3
#135 - What model bimmer ya got?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/09/2013 on You know you're having a... 0
#147 - Dap (02/09/2013) [-]
A 2011 335d. I absolutely love this car haha
User avatar #149 - theycallmeloye (02/09/2013) [-]
Wow. Looks amazing. But why pick diesel?
User avatar #151 - Dap (02/09/2013) [-]
I drive a quite a bit, around 40-70 miles every day. Not only can this car get ~50mpg on the highway but it also has 425ft-lbs of torque thanks to the twin tubo diesel engine and can go from 0-60 in around 5.5s

Here's my acceleration video hah: www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7IprcnwXqc
User avatar #173 - theycallmeloye (02/09/2013) [-]
Ohhh I see. Why is it that you have a 335 but only a 3 litre engine. I thought the last two numbers on a bimmer were engine size (I have a 325i with a 2.5 litre engine). Did BMW change that rule like Mercedes did?
User avatar #177 - Dap (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, 335i/d/is all have a 3.0L engine.

The new 328i has a 2.0L turbo, etc. The two end numbers don't correspond to the engine displacement anymore.
User avatar #188 - theycallmeloye (02/09/2013) [-]
Aww man. I liked when they were :( Thanks tho.
#134 - ...or you could use the button that unlocks it remotely...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2013 on You know you're having a... +10
User avatar #167 - suddenlypotatoes (02/09/2013) [-]
battery could be dead?
#133 - Just because someone has a BMW doesn't mean they're rich.  [+] (11 new replies) 02/09/2013 on You know you're having a... +1
User avatar #137 - guiguito (02/09/2013) [-]
i am pretty sure it does
well most casses
>implying i was implying
User avatar #142 - theycallmeloye (02/09/2013) [-]
I'm not rich and I have a BMW.
>What I was implying
User avatar #145 - guiguito (02/09/2013) [-]
>you wrong use of the meme arrows disgust me, go back to reddit
User avatar #146 - theycallmeloye (02/09/2013) [-]
I was satirizing what you said. It's an intelligent form of insult.
User avatar #195 - guiguito (02/09/2013) [-]
i guess
but i don't like those fancy insults
here is a fuck you, yeah a fuck you, no explaination needed, just fuck you
User avatar #197 - theycallmeloye (02/09/2013) [-]
Don't start a fight you aren't gonna finish.
User avatar #198 - guiguito (02/09/2013) [-]
i ain't starting a fight, just making a sugestion
next time just say fuck you straight away
relive stress and express opinions so much more
also what do you mean by "Don't start a fight you aren't gonna finish."?
-fighting on internet
_ain't gonna finish
#187 - anonymous (02/09/2013) [-]
You don't have to point out that it was an intelligent form of insult....you aren't in anyway intelligent.
User avatar #189 - theycallmeloye (02/09/2013) [-]
You can make empty claims over the anonymity of the internet all you want doesn't make them true.
#192 - anonymous (02/09/2013) [-]
you aren't intelligent
User avatar #196 - theycallmeloye (02/09/2013) [-]
Okay anon <3
#4940 - Huh?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2013 on What You Say to the Girl... 0
User avatar #5398 - lolwatthe (02/08/2013) [-]
It had to happen eventually, plus most of my comments I've made since this started have been rolled.
#4938 - **theycallmeloye rolled a random comment #3496 posted by l…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/08/2013 on What You Say to the Girl... +1
User avatar #4940 - theycallmeloye (02/08/2013) [-]
Huh?
User avatar #5398 - lolwatthe (02/08/2013) [-]
It had to happen eventually, plus most of my comments I've made since this started have been rolled.
#18 - it's a site that lets users post their odd experiences they en…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2013 on What the fuck Mom +13
User avatar #21 - spikethepony (02/08/2013) [-]
Been a long time since I've heard about that one...
#95 - Well it would, yes. The equation for gravity between two objec… 02/08/2013 on Science in sexy +1
#245 - Scholars maintain that the first ever case of severe butthurt … 02/07/2013 on Marginalia +4
#619 - Never thought it about it like that. Great point though. Thank you. 02/07/2013 on Girl Gamers +3
#9 - Oh **** i didn't even see that. 02/05/2013 on Forever Alone Car 0
#4 - It's so... flat. And no windscreen, how annoying.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2013 on Forever Alone Car 0
#7 - santapony (02/05/2013) [-]
No windscreen?
User avatar #9 - theycallmeloye (02/05/2013) [-]
Oh shit i didn't even see that.
#9 - Standard? 02/05/2013 on Not worth the money +1
#31 - NEUMAN 02/05/2013 on Well Aren't You Special +1
#28 - Oh come on man my dog is sitting on my ******* la… 02/03/2013 on Feels +1
#43 - I'm really not that sad actually. Because where does that mone…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2013 on Good Guy Dumbass Celebrities +6
User avatar #78 - toosexyforyou (01/31/2013) [-]
hence the title "good guy" dumbass celebrities. but congrats on figuring this out on your own.
#186 - Adios, Ozone Layer! 01/30/2013 on Epic Bonfire -5
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User avatar #6 - ferriumerris (05/04/2013) [-]
left you an idea on your post, hope it helps bro.
User avatar #1 - rockerforlife (03/04/2013) [-]
Coolest. Avatar. Ever
User avatar #2 to #1 - theycallmeloye (03/04/2013) [-]
Duuuuuude your that first person to ever say that. Glad you too appreciate the angelic voice of the greatest rock singer of all time.
User avatar #3 to #2 - rockerforlife (03/04/2013) [-]
I don't know about singer but the dude was a poet! his lyrics were pure genius and completely hysterical
User avatar #4 to #3 - theycallmeloye (03/04/2013) [-]
I find his voice (especially in Touch Me) sublime. Do you know there the name, "The Doors" comes from?
User avatar #5 to #4 - rockerforlife (03/05/2013) [-]
a Nietzsche quote "When the doors of perception are opened then things will appear to us as they truly are - infinite" I think is the quote.
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