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thewizsam

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Gender: male
Age: 30
Date Signed Up:9/17/2011
Last Login:7/05/2015
Location:yo mama
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#83 - ill say ti one more time FREDDY FREAKING MERCURY FROM QUEEN  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2015 on Mahatma Gandhi (OC) +1
User avatar #119 - svenninja (03/02/2015) [-]
Freddy Mercury and Mother Teresa are the two big ones I haven't gotten to, I'll definitely do them soon~
#82 - well its true he was a racist but i didn't know all of that 03/02/2015 on Mahatma Gandhi (OC) 0
#29 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on My Honors +4
#104 - tbagimus (03/02/2015) [-]
They are supposed to sound like they are in pain because it is meant to make the man feel super manly for hurting her with his dick kinda thing. Their cultural was initially more about the dominance, a rapey kinda vibe. I don't know how it is these days, but that's what I learned from college teacher a year ago.
#19 - why do all these people wear the #1 headband when they dont ev…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2015 on Joining mid game +27
#74 - newpulse (03/02/2015) [-]
**newpulse used "*roll picture*"**
**newpulse rolled image** Third point: No idea what I'm wearing. Op made it very clear.
#24 - krisaeron (03/01/2015) [-]
They simply do not know who is coming after them.
#64 - didn't romans age greeks invent rape? 03/01/2015 on black history month 0
#35 - ya he was racist, he hated the black culture that lived in the… 03/01/2015 on Elvis Presley (OC) 0
#34 - freddie from queen 03/01/2015 on Elvis Presley (OC) +2
#37 - ummm... i think hes talk'en to you 03/01/2015 on best lego hj 0
#164 - whasn't there someing that said what keks mean?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2015 on Digital Overlords 0
#247 - legendofbearo (03/01/2015) [-]
world of war craft
User avatar #214 - peinguino (03/01/2015) [-]
cakes; Lex Luthor stole forty cakes
#20 - you smug ********* 02/28/2015 on squeak +1
#226 - no im not 02/28/2015 on Tags 0
#190 - she'll die in a month  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on Do you have a pet? -4
User avatar #265 - sweetellie (02/28/2015) [-]
She's healthy enough, now shut up.
#7 - ^the last one 02/28/2015 on Old old 4chin comp 0
#20 - do queen 02/28/2015 on John Lennon (OC) 0
#10 - you can live for 900 years with instance levels of meditation … 02/27/2015 on Children's letters to God -1
#605 - **thewizsam used "*roll picture*"** **thewizsam rolled image ** 02/27/2015 on Random sex roll 0
#12441 - i never wrote that question i think someone is using my account  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on /guns/ board 0
User avatar #12442 - hourlyb (02/27/2015) [-]
Well, you now have a answer.
#1175062 - i can play almost any game before 2008 under . anything above … 02/25/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1174572 - so heres my specs  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1174607 - zomaru (02/24/2015) [-]
Well, with 2 gigs of ddr2, a single core processor, and not even a gig in your video card, I'd say your machine is Outdated, severly.
But if it was around since AOL, that comes as no supprise to you then. Tell me, what games do you play? Because with those specs I'd be supposed I'd you could play fallout 3.
User avatar #1175062 - thewizsam (02/25/2015) [-]
i can play almost any game before 2008 under . anything above with very low graphics
#24 - sweet dreams sweetie ;) 02/24/2015 on Doctors +6
#1174482 - i bought this computer when aol was still popular but i can pl…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1174495 - zomaru (02/24/2015) [-]
www.techspot.com/downloads/4974-speccy.html
use this to figure out your specs, it's handy.
#1174572 - thewizsam (02/24/2015) [-]
so heres my specs
User avatar #1174607 - zomaru (02/24/2015) [-]
Well, with 2 gigs of ddr2, a single core processor, and not even a gig in your video card, I'd say your machine is Outdated, severly.
But if it was around since AOL, that comes as no supprise to you then. Tell me, what games do you play? Because with those specs I'd be supposed I'd you could play fallout 3.
User avatar #1175062 - thewizsam (02/25/2015) [-]
i can play almost any game before 2008 under . anything above with very low graphics
#1174479 - hay guys i'v been in steam for many years now... and i don't h…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1174490 - ryujiizumi (02/24/2015) [-]
Add Zapponia if you can find him
User avatar #1174574 - awesomedewd (02/24/2015) [-]
sudden twist...
he has a higher steam level than you.
now you have to delete him
User avatar #1175055 - ryujiizumi (02/25/2015) [-]
He does?!?
User avatar #1175232 - awesomedewd (02/25/2015) [-]
probably not
User avatar #1175236 - ryujiizumi (02/25/2015) [-]
Thank god, you scared me there
User avatar #1174488 - ryujiizumi (02/24/2015) [-]
You can add me, I don't want to look after which one it is
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User avatar #1174489 - ryujiizumi (02/24/2015) [-]
I'm not even going to try anymore, fuck this shit
#1174480 - confusedasian (02/24/2015) [-]
Do you have any of these games we can play together?
User avatar #1174482 - thewizsam (02/24/2015) [-]
i bought this computer when aol was still popular but i can play minecraft on it. what type of computer do i have?
User avatar #1174495 - zomaru (02/24/2015) [-]
www.techspot.com/downloads/4974-speccy.html
use this to figure out your specs, it's handy.
#1174572 - thewizsam (02/24/2015) [-]
so heres my specs
User avatar #1174607 - zomaru (02/24/2015) [-]
Well, with 2 gigs of ddr2, a single core processor, and not even a gig in your video card, I'd say your machine is Outdated, severly.
But if it was around since AOL, that comes as no supprise to you then. Tell me, what games do you play? Because with those specs I'd be supposed I'd you could play fallout 3.
User avatar #1175062 - thewizsam (02/25/2015) [-]
i can play almost any game before 2008 under . anything above with very low graphics
#371720 - i hate people who aren't politically correct, and act like they are 02/24/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#11819 - any one in Los Angeles who know a cheap auto repair man that c… 02/24/2015 on /cars/ 0
#26816 - so i put on, put off exercising every week cas school gets in …  [+] (12 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
User avatar #26870 - nanako (02/25/2015) [-]
You're a lying sack of shit.
You've posted 11 comments on funnyjunk in the last 24 hours, and probably looked at a hell of a lot more content. If you have time for internet, you have time for working out.

stop lying to yourself and us, manage your time better, and cut out things that aren't important. Like FJ
User avatar #26920 - envinite (02/25/2015) [-]
No need to be r00d.

Phone and laptop is a thing ,y'know.
User avatar #26832 - teoberry (02/24/2015) [-]
You kinda got pissed on here, idk why. Put your education above anything. If you have to study or have to go to class, do that first. You might not be able to lift that much and that's fine. A nice body doesn't mean shit if you're not a couple grand in the hole from student loans and you have a 2.0 gpa.
User avatar #26831 - lulzformalaysiaair (02/24/2015) [-]
lifting should only take 1-1.5hrs. You're either using too much time, taking it too slow or you're too lazy to do it/making excuses.
User avatar #26829 - Draigor (02/24/2015) [-]
If you're dedicated to exercising, you'll find a way. The student-athletes at my university who major in stuff like chemical engineering and biomedical engineering always prove to me that you can be balance both if you really strive for it.
User avatar #26830 - Draigor (02/24/2015) [-]
that you can balance*
User avatar #26825 - methylgroup (02/24/2015) [-]
Maybe try some time management skills? Figure out when you're free for the day and dedicate that time to working out, just like you dedicate the other time to class.
User avatar #26823 - europe (02/24/2015) [-]
drop out
User avatar #26836 - leal (02/24/2015) [-]
Underrated post.
User avatar #26822 - leal (02/24/2015) [-]
Don't let school get in the way?
#26818 - skvat (02/24/2015) [-]
you can start trying to make sense first my friend
User avatar #26821 - leal (02/24/2015) [-]
He means he works out one week then doesn't the next because school gets in the way, do you even reading comprehension?

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#19 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #17 to #16 - thewizsam (06/20/2014) [-]
oh hey hows it going man
User avatar #18 to #17 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
just writing 6000 " **** you"s
User avatar #12 - yorkfrance (09/21/2013) [-]
Big Zam?
#13 to #12 - thewizsam (09/21/2013) [-]
**thewizsam rolled a random image posted in comment #241 at Good Guy Soldier ** ****** retard
User avatar #14 to #13 - thewizsam (09/21/2013) [-]
**thewizsam rolled user rikter ** your job is to roll a pony
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