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thewizsam

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Gender: male
Age: 30
Date Signed Up:9/17/2011
Last Login:5/30/2015
Location:yo mama
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Content Ranking:#1296
Comment Ranking:#10196
Highest Content Rank:#824
Highest Comment Rank:#2740
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Content Level Progress: 17% (17/100)
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Comment Level Progress: 53% (53/100)
Level 222 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:3
Content Views:437746
Times Content Favorited:1218 times
Total Comments Made:2208
FJ Points:9320

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#4 - wat he never found his crown at the bottom?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on Awesome +5
User avatar #6 - wizardbaker (02/22/2015) [-]
It was consumed by the black gunk/monsters
That's what I'd like to believe.
#2 - is...is.... that his final form?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on mister phish +3
#4 - elbrysobrony (02/22/2015) [-]
Nope. Funnily enough, that's a bit of a joke for them.
#13 - 5461339 02/22/2015 on Not a black twitter comp 0
#28 - its 2012 all over again 02/20/2015 on Tinder Compilation #2 0
#118 - ya that was brave in 1950 but not now  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Cringe adventures #4 -2
User avatar #456 - twentyseconds (02/19/2015) [-]
oh he means that coming out as gay was some what brave in 1950 (because you would be outcasted and maybe hung) but not now.

I misread it, I wanted to clear it up for others as well. No need to drown in red thumbs
#377 - Absolute Madman (02/19/2015) [-]
>1950
#40 - if pc gamer see console graphics like that wouldn't that be th… 02/19/2015 on PC Master Bates 0
#10 - Picture  [+] (17 new replies) 02/19/2015 on The Office -10
User avatar #24 - OpticalIllusion (02/19/2015) [-]
I think the big thing the other two commenters missed out, was the dude in the 3 panels is Jim, and likes to prank his fellow co-worker Dwight, and the other dude in the first panel, Micheal, is reading a list of pranks Jim pulled on Dwight.

Now, the other two comments explain the prank, but they forgot the context!
User avatar #14 - alltimetens (02/19/2015) [-]
nickle in head set make heavy

heavy make dwite strong

too strong

hand move fast

too fast

dwite ded
User avatar #46 - sphincterface (02/19/2015) [-]
Dwite is kill? :'(
User avatar #38 - jtastic (02/19/2015) [-]
pepsi?
User avatar #36 - brenton (02/19/2015) [-]
In Japan, open heart surgeon. Best.
#39 - murpmurp (02/19/2015) [-]
i got that joke
#15 - devexx (02/19/2015) [-]
Cavemanxplain?
User avatar #16 - psyachu (02/19/2015) [-]
If that's not a thing, I'll take it!
#17 - devexx (02/19/2015) [-]
You can't, you've already failed, the correct answer is
"i wil be
no one else
i cavemanxplain"
User avatar #18 - psyachu (02/19/2015) [-]
Well, I'm not cavemanexplain YET. Give it time.
#19 - devexx (02/19/2015) [-]
do it fgt
User avatar #20 - cavemanexplain (02/19/2015) [-]
Me do good.
Me claim account.
Me not faggot.
#44 - numbahone (02/19/2015) [-]
Great to have you on board
#21 - devexx (02/19/2015) [-]
I feel like Dr. Frankenstein
Go my magnificent creation, answer peoples' questions in broken English with horrible grammar and syntax
User avatar #22 - cavemanexplain (02/19/2015) [-]
me like devexx
me give devexx thumbs
User avatar #12 - cregavitch (02/19/2015) [-]
He got used to the weight in the phone that was added with the nickels slowly so that he wouldn't notice, and applied more force than usual overtime to pick up the phone. Because of this, when the nickels were removed so was the weight, causing him to apply unnecessary force when picking up the phone thus hitting himself in the head with his phone.
User avatar #11 - malacrianza (02/19/2015) [-]
He was accustomed to a heavier handset, and thus picked up the phone with the according amount of force. Since the handset was a lot lighter than he expected, the aforementioned amount of force was enough to make him hit his head with the handset.
#232 - i know #9 i go camping with her every year 02/19/2015 on Cringe adventures #3 0
#24 - that user name in the beginning 02/18/2015 on FATALITY! +1
#70 - bitch cut her fore head off so she can show her tits 02/18/2015 on donating intensifies 0
#11 - *hits blunt* Do crips give blood?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on Black Tumblr Comp +4
#27 - jusmumbo (02/18/2015) [-]
*hits blunt*

Does the KKK use White out?
#1701 - well im a wizard names same who likes daffy duck 02/18/2015 on Origin of your username 0
#157 - *roll image* 02/18/2015 on Just FJ Things pt. 3 0
#133 - Picture 02/18/2015 on I need my fix mommy 0
#8 - what are you talking about im on season 12 right now  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Top Gear in a nutshell 0
#28 - llehs (02/17/2015) [-]
ok wtf is going on
User avatar #15 - llehs (02/17/2015) [-]
oh shit, looks like they put them back. I swear, i logged in one day and they only had like, seasons 17+
User avatar #45 - sarias (02/17/2015) [-]
I saw the same thing, I freaked out a little bit too
#23 - lik if u cri evy time  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Always get me +3
#32 - Absolute Madman (02/17/2015) [-]
cri evry time u like
#25 - hi im 18 dont thumb me plz  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2015 on I need my fix mommy -17
#52 - Absolute Madman (02/17/2015) [-]
TOO LATE *thumbed*
User avatar #133 - thewizsam (02/18/2015) [-]
#28 - then boom no more GTA for Pc 02/17/2015 on GTA 5 please, lay back the... +7
#139 - what movie was that?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2015 on 10 Anime Punches 0
User avatar #193 - superbla (02/17/2015) [-]
Neon Genesis Evangelion, or you can watch a remade version - Evangelion 2.0
#155 - ideletedmyotherone (02/17/2015) [-]
Neon Genesis Evangelion, Episode 17, I believe.
Either that, or Evangelion: Death.
#250 - how the **** am i saposta know ask chatbot 02/16/2015 on How can FJ get more popular? 0
#26 - #11 to #10 reply  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2015 on I appreciated this a bit -1
#29 - smartassassin (02/16/2015) [-]
theres a 5 hr difference, r u sure?
User avatar #27 - noahlikespie (02/16/2015) [-]
Hey, the only time I've ever posted as anon was on the fitness board.
#110 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on Butthurt British-americans +4
#197 - sonatadusk Comment deleted by thewizsam
#375 - Picture 02/15/2015 on Where are you from FJ? 0
#29 - youtube already has a i don't need another one 02/15/2015 on FJ right now 0
#17 - this happened to me with my 8th grade teacher she was flirting…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #24 - guardianatreyu (02/15/2015) [-]
That's highly fucked up anyway.

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User avatar #16 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #17 to #16 - thewizsam (06/20/2014) [-]
oh hey hows it going man
User avatar #18 to #17 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
just writing 6000 " **** you"s
User avatar #12 - yorkfrance (09/21/2013) [-]
Big Zam?
#13 to #12 - thewizsam (09/21/2013) [-]
**thewizsam rolled a random image posted in comment #241 at Good Guy Soldier ** ****** retard
User avatar #14 to #13 - thewizsam (09/21/2013) [-]
**thewizsam rolled user rikter ** your job is to roll a pony
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