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Age: 29
Date Signed Up:9/17/2011
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:yo mama
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#19 - 4/10 no explosion 09/30/2014 on Texting +1
#3 - and i still didn't finish my months work of HW 09/29/2014 on Witty Title 0
#75 - it a joke.... that you just killed 09/29/2014 on Craig Comp 0
#14 - that happened to me when i found my first $20 09/29/2014 on Internet +2
#42 - Picture 09/29/2014 on Craig Comp +2
#6 - It in his underwear too. 09/29/2014 on Hey Baby, Wanna See My D*ck? +53
#19 - i can but i don't have any kind of card to purchase with 09/29/2014 on i like these people +1
#14 - we all already have colored text... it white if you didn…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Craig Comp +7
User avatar #101 - doctadoc (09/29/2014) [-]
Depending on where you are coming from, white can be a color, an absence of color, a combination of all colors, or not a color at all (rather a value or shade)
User avatar #81 - domny (09/29/2014) [-]
i know right
User avatar #68 - kkitkat (09/29/2014) [-]
White isn't a colour, it's a shade, just so you know
#88 - anonymous (09/29/2014) [-]
Both white and black are colours, contrary to popular belief.
A colour is a concept of the specific wavelengths of reflections from objects, or wavelengths of light. White light is merely a wide range of wavelengths close enough together that it appears white. Black is light of negligible wavelength, or that in a non-visible part of the spectrum.

It's sort of like a string - A string can vibrate at different frequencies, one of which is zero. But even if it has zero vibrations, it's still a string.
User avatar #105 - kkitkat (09/29/2014) [-]
as a photographer artist and designer it's not classed as a colour, here's why:
a colour is classified using three things
- hue
- saturation
- lightness and darkness
A vivid green would have the Green hue with a high saturation and lightness
brown has a mid saturation, an orange ish hue and it's rather dark
White has no hue and no saturation, therefore it is not classed as a colour, it might be scientifically but it's not categorised as one generally for that reason, it literally has no way of classification of colour and there for, as it only has lightness or darkness, it is classed as a shade
User avatar #75 - thewizsam (09/29/2014) [-]
it a joke.... that you just killed
#18 - blueninja (09/29/2014) [-]
#42 - thewizsam (09/29/2014) [-]
#167 - mysterys of life 09/28/2014 on My favorite Mr. Fantastic... 0
#45 - **thewizsam rolled image ** lost it at "alll byyyyyyy …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2014 on What a twist. +17
#50 - anonymous (09/27/2014) [-]
That roll doe.
#45 - its a Spanish product you cunt 09/27/2014 on Drink Cleaning Fluid erry day +5
#97 - heart attack call the hospital 09/27/2014 on pokefeels 0
#38 - and thats all you need 09/26/2014 on Alphabet Evolution 0
#49 - ya , that would be good but then they wouldn't be free  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on fuck poachers +1
User avatar #54 - mrjweezy (09/26/2014) [-]
they may not be free, but being free made them open game.
I see your point its just not going to work out if they dont reproduce
#92 - scene im black as **** already i go from dark bro… 09/26/2014 on Which one are you ? +1
#8 - what scene in the movie  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on Yes, please +4
User avatar #23 - BmanX (09/25/2014) [-]
Near the beginning, Homer dares Bart to skateboard naked.
#126 - i tried looking for a link to the free online but i can't even…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Poor /pol/... 0
User avatar #129 - thegayman (09/25/2014) [-]
Sent in a message.
User avatar #209 - scizzor (09/25/2014) [-]
And me, pl0x o:
User avatar #208 - kjeks (09/25/2014) [-]
Me too

Pls
User avatar #198 - Lloydles (09/25/2014) [-]
i need

pls

it pls i need pls
User avatar #166 - enemyoftrn (09/25/2014) [-]
Me too pls. Top kek in thx.
User avatar #162 - gabek (09/25/2014) [-]
I too would like this message please :3
User avatar #150 - jinksvorze (09/25/2014) [-]
can i have one aswell please?
User avatar #151 - thegayman (09/25/2014) [-]
yuh
User avatar #175 - danimer (09/25/2014) [-]
Me too please
User avatar #140 - wisdomtooth (09/25/2014) [-]
Might you send it to me as well? <3
#42 - i don't remember that in the movie and i watched it like 40 times  [+] (12 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Poor /pol/... +2
User avatar #125 - thegayman (09/25/2014) [-]
Watch the Ultimate Cut. It's what the movie was meant to be. It's absolutely glorious.
User avatar #126 - thewizsam (09/25/2014) [-]
i tried looking for a link to the free online but i can't even find a turrent for it . can you help me?
User avatar #129 - thegayman (09/25/2014) [-]
Sent in a message.
User avatar #209 - scizzor (09/25/2014) [-]
And me, pl0x o:
User avatar #208 - kjeks (09/25/2014) [-]
Me too

Pls
User avatar #198 - Lloydles (09/25/2014) [-]
i need

pls

it pls i need pls
User avatar #166 - enemyoftrn (09/25/2014) [-]
Me too pls. Top kek in thx.
User avatar #162 - gabek (09/25/2014) [-]
I too would like this message please :3
User avatar #150 - jinksvorze (09/25/2014) [-]
can i have one aswell please?
User avatar #151 - thegayman (09/25/2014) [-]
yuh
User avatar #175 - danimer (09/25/2014) [-]
Me too please
User avatar #140 - wisdomtooth (09/25/2014) [-]
Might you send it to me as well? <3
#1233 - YOUR NOT MY REAL MOM!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on let's hear your site... +1
User avatar #1235 - nat (09/24/2014) [-]
I WAS NOT TALKING TO YOU, GOT TO YOUR ROOM YOUR FATHER CAN DEAL WITH YOU WHEN HE GETS HOME!
#1205 - give everyone green text for a moth for St. Patrick's day?  [+] (10 new replies) 09/24/2014 on let's hear your site... +2
User avatar #1207 - nat (09/24/2014) [-]
if all of us are special then none of us are.
User avatar #1222 - krasnogvardiech (09/24/2014) [-]
But it's St. Patrick's day!
User avatar #1223 - nat (09/24/2014) [-]
NO BUTTS, I WILL SEND YOU TO BED WITH NO DINNER I SWEAR TO GOD CHILD.
User avatar #1257 - krasnogvardiech (09/24/2014) [-]
YOU FUCKING WHAT, WOMAN? THIS IS MY HOUSE AND I AM GOING TO HAVE GREEN TEXT.
User avatar #1260 - nat (09/24/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude I didn't know you had the power to bestow colored text upon people.
I'm going to need to see some proof of identity sir / madam.
#1266 - krasnogvardiech (09/24/2014) [-]
Naw mang, I'm kidding.
#1267 - anonymous (09/24/2014) [-]
NOW THAT THATS OVER, POST CELEBRATION GIF
#1270 - krasnogvardiech (09/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #1233 - thewizsam (09/24/2014) [-]
YOUR NOT MY REAL MOM!!!!
User avatar #1235 - nat (09/24/2014) [-]
I WAS NOT TALKING TO YOU, GOT TO YOUR ROOM YOUR FATHER CAN DEAL WITH YOU WHEN HE GETS HOME!
#174 - **** im tired, i try to sound smart but i … 09/24/2014 on So true -1
#173 - its funny how the anon title in now white male when you said t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on So true -1
User avatar #174 - thewizsam (09/24/2014) [-]
fuck im tired, i try to sound smart but i fuck up.
#126 - THE ******* MEANING OF ****** IS A S…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2014 on So true -1
#160 - anonymous (09/24/2014) [-]
no fuckass.
nigga is what has been accepted as the norm for black ppl to call other black people. its not an official slang. its just that the black community tries to push it as one.
sincerly: an actual fucking nigger.
User avatar #173 - thewizsam (09/24/2014) [-]
its funny how the anon title in now white male when you said this

let me beak it doing for you
1. black man- a black male with a stable job ,decent home, and loving family
2. nigga - a dumb ass muthafucka who doesn't know how to wear a shit for 10 second and pull up there pants. they also listen to rap, hip hop, and basically only listen to genres that in involve soulfully in rhythm and beat
3. nigger - A black man who doesn't know how to stop serving the white man. basically a slave to the white man for example: every black republican
4. Negro - a blacker than black person
5. African-American - an African man, women, or child who was born in Africa ( any country) and became a citizen of the united states.
User avatar #174 - thewizsam (09/24/2014) [-]
fuck im tired, i try to sound smart but i fuck up.
#36 - my brothers LB just filmed that this morning (PST) it 8:22 P.M. now 09/23/2014 on How to quit your job 0
#19 - what was it?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on What in the name of fucks 0
User avatar #21 - yugiballs (09/22/2014) [-]
Real baby head?

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User avatar #17 to #16 - thewizsam (06/20/2014) [-]
oh hey hows it going man
User avatar #18 to #17 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
just writing 6000 " **** you"s
User avatar #12 - yorkfrance (09/21/2013) [-]
Big Zam?
#13 to #12 - thewizsam (09/21/2013) [-]
**thewizsam rolled a random image posted in comment #241 at Good Guy Soldier ** ****** retard
User avatar #14 to #13 - thewizsam (09/21/2013) [-]
**thewizsam rolled user rikter ** your job is to roll a pony
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