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Date Signed Up:9/17/2011
Last Login:10/21/2014
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#154 - or eat as little as possilbe 09/15/2014 on Advice duck 0
#34 - wat thats not real?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on pc muster race 0
User avatar #38 - tacticalhog (09/14/2014) [-]
GTA IV with icenhancer mod
#13 - i never understood why knuckles is portrayed as black 09/14/2014 on Racist Mario 0
#9 - yes no nigel thornberry to be seen 09/14/2014 on How to break the ice +4
#17 - wheres cotton hill? 09/14/2014 on Hill La Hill 0
#10 - what was '62 about?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on the 1960s 0
User avatar #11 - Mahazama (09/14/2014) [-]
I Love Lucy (I think)
Either that, or Marilyn Monroe.
#70 - SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP 09/14/2014 on worth +1
#68 - Statue-tory rape  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2014 on worth -1
#69 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/14/2014) [-]
I think people get the idea.
User avatar #70 - thewizsam (09/14/2014) [-]
SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP
#40 - unlike you i enjoy the rape 09/13/2014 on Man vs Train +6
#17 - dose it go back in to the cup when it cools? 09/13/2014 on how sumerians used to seal... +1
#3 - its any way to get the other out of the ring. typically it is pushing 09/12/2014 on Annnnd Curtsy! 0
#39 - **thewizsam rolled image ** plz ,oh god admin, let it not b… 09/12/2014 on title 0
#5 - BE A MAN 09/11/2014 on Jewlan +1
#20 - but can you robin hood an arrow?  [+] (7 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Amazing "robin hood" darts 0
User avatar #35 - demandsgayversion (09/11/2014) [-]
If you steal it from a rich person and give it to a poor person, sure.
#28 - flaggerfighter (09/11/2014) [-]
can you the doctor robin hoods arrow?
#22 - reteip (09/11/2014) [-]
You can, sort of.
User avatar #42 - cormy (09/11/2014) [-]
You can 100%, you just need one of the hollow aluminum ones. Or you just need to hit a wood one so hard that it splits.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnBvfVJu8-U
User avatar #48 - alucardhell (09/11/2014) [-]
You actually can't do it with a wooden arrow because of how wooden arrows are made. The wood fibers aren't continuous down the length of the arrow, so when the second arrow hits it follows the path of the wood fibers and just chips off a section from the back half of the arrow, but never making it past part way before leaving the arrow and hitting next to the original arrow.
User avatar #74 - cormy (09/12/2014) [-]
I don't know how much experience you have with wood but it wouldn't be hard to make an arrow out of a piece of wood where the fibers are in fact continuous throughout its length. I don't know how they're normally made, no doubt in some mass-producing facility that doesn't really check for such imperfections but it should be doable.
Also, your arrow must have an actual flat tip like those used for piercing between deer ribs instead of our usual smooth-pointed ones in order to feed it nicely down the middle of the shaft.
#129 - thats a wak beat 09/11/2014 on Best Korea (The FJ Song) +1
#58 - more thumbs than admin.....  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Dear god not again.... 0
User avatar #60 - LookinHereWhy (09/09/2014) [-]
pls no ban
#21 - why do you bronies even try to be liked any more?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Is not so hard +9
User avatar #59 - wholesomeburn (09/09/2014) [-]
Dude, they aren't bronies understand their place at the bottom of the social ladder and they stay there, this is a troll brah.
User avatar #67 - darkjustifier (09/09/2014) [-]
I must be like the worst troll ever
User avatar #64 - bogbean (09/09/2014) [-]
he isnt a troll, he's been here forever

he hasnt grasped the fact that everybody hates ponies
#40 - the comment has more thumbs than the contant 09/09/2014 on After three years 0
#22 - LIKE AND FAVORITE THIS **** BECOME A JUNKER TODAY 09/08/2014 on Fallout +1
#4 - try using "no-bell prize" 09/07/2014 on Jesus +3
#24 - if your gonna draw black people you have to use lips 09/07/2014 on Animation so much better... -1
#8 - The amount of retardedness in this comment 09/06/2014 on perceptions -2
#3 - you are  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2014 on perceptions 0
User avatar #4 - ecalycptus (09/06/2014) [-]
=(
So what's the joke?
#8 - thewizsam (09/06/2014) [-]
The amount of retardedness in this comment
#43 - photoshop space dandy there 09/06/2014 on Comic time! 0
#35 - bet ya this was Phanact 09/06/2014 on pls I'm OP 0

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#19 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 to #16 - thewizsam (06/20/2014) [-]
oh hey hows it going man
User avatar #18 to #17 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
just writing 6000 " **** you"s
User avatar #12 - yorkfrance (09/21/2013) [-]
Big Zam?
#13 to #12 - thewizsam (09/21/2013) [-]
**thewizsam rolled a random image posted in comment #241 at Good Guy Soldier ** ****** retard
User avatar #14 to #13 - thewizsam (09/21/2013) [-]
**thewizsam rolled user rikter ** your job is to roll a pony
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