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Age: 29
Date Signed Up:9/17/2011
Last Login:7/26/2014
Location:yo mama
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#11 - thats my favorite kind of girl 07/16/2014 on Spitters are quitters... 0
#26 - this comic has 3 panels half-life 3 confirmed 07/15/2014 on to beta or not to beta 0
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Selfie situation 0
#2 - harrynaught Comment deleted by thewizsam
#18 - <<<----- LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY PURPLE LINES 07/14/2014 on Front Page, here I come! -2
#1 - make the flag world cup 07/14/2014 on Germany in the world cup +11
#4 - look at all that funny  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2014 on I'd go with the left one 0
#5 - donttasemebro (07/14/2014) [-]
look at it.
#6 - icchiwolf (07/14/2014) [-]
#2 - too fast or what? 07/14/2014 on oh carl. +2
#6 - **thewizsam rolled image ** DOn't be a fat girl  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on desc. +4
#8 - anonymous (07/14/2014) [-]
Bad message, good roll. I'm in conflict whether to thumb or not.
#4 - Picture 07/14/2014 on Wallpaper thread 0
#1 - Comment deleted 07/14/2014 on world cup 0
#24 - **thewizsam rolled image ** 07/13/2014 on do it 0
#1 - **thewizsam rolled image ** thank you for being honest 07/13/2014 on I stole this from imgur 0
#18 - so it turned into a crow? 07/13/2014 on Nuclear fallout -1
#30 - **thewizsam rolled image ** What the fuck did you just fuck… 07/13/2014 on Ghost-Types 0
#29 - Comment deleted 07/13/2014 on Ghost-Types 0
#16 - close ehough  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Ghost-Types 0
#20 - rollertoaster (07/13/2014) [-]
NIGGA GHOST IS WEAK TO DARK
WHAT THE FEE FYE FOH FUCK DO YOU THINK your TALKING ABOUT
CLOSE EHOUGH
FUCK OFF NIGGA
#39 - diamondjirachi (07/13/2014) [-]
Ghost is also weak to Ghost
#30 - thewizsam (07/13/2014) [-]
**thewizsam rolled image** What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and you're IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call you're life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe you're miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution you're little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held you're fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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#19 - google doesn't love me 07/13/2014 on get up in the morning like +2
#18 - chicks touch them self thinking about me!!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on get up in the morning like -1
#19 - thewizsam (07/13/2014) [-]
google doesn't love me
#85 - **thewizsam rolls 43** dubs and i get green text 07/12/2014 on She suspects nothing 0
#17 - watch it tell me about it and rate it  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on They're dogs by the way. +1
User avatar #18 - sanbonzakura (07/12/2014) [-]
oh w8 if this is hunter x hunter 2011 than i can rate it now
i would give it 7/10 because the latest ark wasnt worth shit
until this ark started it could have easily be 9-10/10
#180 - mines sucks 07/12/2014 on zombie game 0
#179 - **thewizsam rolls 1,173**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on zombie game 0
User avatar #180 - thewizsam (07/12/2014) [-]
mines sucks
#3 - **thewizsam rolled image ** cheer up man have some drinks  [+] (5 new replies) 07/12/2014 on They're dogs by the way. +2
User avatar #15 - sanbonzakura (07/12/2014) [-]
i would really like to know what anime this is and if its any good?
User avatar #17 - thewizsam (07/12/2014) [-]
watch it tell me about it and rate it
User avatar #18 - sanbonzakura (07/12/2014) [-]
oh w8 if this is hunter x hunter 2011 than i can rate it now
i would give it 7/10 because the latest ark wasnt worth shit
until this ark started it could have easily be 9-10/10
#8 - nightwraith (07/12/2014) [-]
sauce on image?
#9 - MrLlama (07/12/2014) [-]
Hunter X Hunter 2011 version.
#74 - **thewizsam rolls 41** ummm ok 07/12/2014 on fuck you 0
#73 - **thewizsam rolled comment #33 ** : only work when you ro…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on fuck you 0
User avatar #74 - thewizsam (07/12/2014) [-]
**thewizsam rolls 41** ummm ok

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User avatar #16 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #17 to #16 - thewizsam (06/20/2014) [-]
oh hey hows it going man
User avatar #18 to #17 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
just writing 6000 "fuck you"s
User avatar #12 - yorkfrance (09/21/2013) [-]
Big Zam?
#13 to #12 - thewizsam (09/21/2013) [-]
**thewizsam rolled a random image posted in comment #241 at Good Guy Soldier ** fucken retard
User avatar #14 to #13 - thewizsam (09/21/2013) [-]
**thewizsam rolled user rikter ** your job is to roll a pony
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