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Date Signed Up:9/17/2011
Last Login:12/24/2014
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#31 - ^A-man 11/28/2014 on i can make it work +2
#17 - **thewizsam rolled image ** safest way to prevent sex? … 11/28/2014 on (untitled) +2
#30 - **thewizsam rolled image ** of course the white guy gets th…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2014 on Brown +9
User avatar #35 - fickarese (11/28/2014) [-]
im starting a riot
#174 - WHAT THE **** DID I TELL YOU TO DO?!?!? 11/28/2014 on Thankful 0
#3347 - stfu this was 2 days ago  [+] (7 new replies) 11/25/2014 on /science/ board 0
User avatar #3360 - jsereturns (11/29/2014) [-]
Well, not much is posted on /science/
I was just saying though...
User avatar #3361 - thewizsam (11/29/2014) [-]
BRO 2 DAY AGAIN SERIOUSLY?!?!?
User avatar #3362 - jsereturns (11/29/2014) [-]
Yeah.... well, see you on monday.
#3363 - thewizsam (11/29/2014) [-]
**thewizsam rolled image** YES I FUCKING WIN FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! IT HASEN'T BEEN 2 DAYS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
User avatar #3364 - jsereturns (11/29/2014) [-]
yeah... but helium still doesn't burn...
#3365 - thewizsam (11/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #3366 - jsereturns (11/29/2014) [-]
You will... when i remind you monday
#12 - stop accepting it 11/24/2014 on Screencaps are overrated +3
#10 - wow and here i was trying to help you not be a faggot, but low…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Screencaps are overrated +3
User avatar #11 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (11/24/2014) [-]
must be in my blood
User avatar #12 - thewizsam (11/24/2014) [-]
stop accepting it
#8 - wanna know how not to be hated any more make a new accou…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Screencaps are overrated +1
User avatar #9 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (11/24/2014) [-]
I actually have 42 accounts
no joke
#22 - alfonshister (11/25/2014) [-]
BUT WHY
#21 - coolwearm (11/25/2014) [-]
joshlol is secretly phanact, admin, lizardlord
#24 - metacobalion (11/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - thewizsam (11/24/2014) [-]
wow and here i was trying to help you not be a faggot, but lowd behold, you still are one. faggot
User avatar #11 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (11/24/2014) [-]
must be in my blood
User avatar #12 - thewizsam (11/24/2014) [-]
stop accepting it
#7 - why? 11/24/2014 on Top Gear on americans 0
#12 - but im 17 going on 18 11/24/2014 on fuck you too reddit 0
#18 - look up brazilian lap dance 11/24/2014 on There no longer friends +1
#107 - >Intervente >stop class to touch that hot chick sit… 11/24/2014 on Choices 0
#12 - **thewizsam rolls 10** dub and i do what the 9th reply says 11/24/2014 on That better 0
#4 - i...i... remember this but...but I ......NEED ......SAUCE!!!!!!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on wait for it +1
User avatar #6 - imalamp (11/24/2014) [-]
#3 - **thewizsam rolled image ** Aliens  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2014 on "Aliens" +50
#38 - venompwns (11/24/2014) [-]
#7 - kyubii (11/23/2014) [-]
Pretty accurate actually.
#164079 - glad i can help. don't kill your self. you just need some… 11/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#164077 - what helps with that is to write multiple ones  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #164078 - demonican (11/23/2014) [-]
Writing multiple stories and find a way to connect them into a whole isn't such a bad idea.
Thank you!
User avatar #164079 - thewizsam (11/23/2014) [-]
glad i can help. don't kill your self.
you just need someone to help push you forward and show you what you're capable of.
and if you try to publish it and get rejected don't give. ask them for what they found wrong with it make improvements and send it to the millions of publishing companies!!

and remember have fun with your long and forgiving life.
#164075 - you just told me something you're good at. embrace it live it … 11/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#164073 - do you know what you just did?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #164076 - demonican (11/23/2014) [-]
I reply here due to maximum replies reached...
I don't think I am good at writing, I just like writing fiction.
And my inability to concentrate on one thing for more than an hour is a rather big set-back.
User avatar #164074 - demonican (11/23/2014) [-]
Not really?
User avatar #164075 - thewizsam (11/23/2014) [-]
you just told me something you're good at. embrace it live it find someone or something you can use it with. you found your meaning now live it. dont kill it!

any questions?
#164071 - do it what's stopping you?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #164072 - demonican (11/23/2014) [-]
The book nothing in particular besides my incredibly short patience, the drawing however is held back by a complete lack of putting images on a paper.
User avatar #164073 - thewizsam (11/23/2014) [-]
do you know what you just did?
User avatar #164076 - demonican (11/23/2014) [-]
I reply here due to maximum replies reached...
I don't think I am good at writing, I just like writing fiction.
And my inability to concentrate on one thing for more than an hour is a rather big set-back.
User avatar #164074 - demonican (11/23/2014) [-]
Not really?
User avatar #164075 - thewizsam (11/23/2014) [-]
you just told me something you're good at. embrace it live it find someone or something you can use it with. you found your meaning now live it. dont kill it!

any questions?
#5 - Picture 11/23/2014 on Pumpkin Pie comp +4
#164068 - FALSE!!! the littles things help in the biggest ways. for …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #164070 - demonican (11/23/2014) [-]
This conversation has got me thinking and there is two things i really want to do before i end my life. Write a book and be able to draw the creatures in it. It's just that whenever i start something i never really finishes it and I'm not the best with words.
User avatar #164071 - thewizsam (11/23/2014) [-]
do it what's stopping you?
User avatar #164072 - demonican (11/23/2014) [-]
The book nothing in particular besides my incredibly short patience, the drawing however is held back by a complete lack of putting images on a paper.
User avatar #164073 - thewizsam (11/23/2014) [-]
do you know what you just did?
User avatar #164076 - demonican (11/23/2014) [-]
I reply here due to maximum replies reached...
I don't think I am good at writing, I just like writing fiction.
And my inability to concentrate on one thing for more than an hour is a rather big set-back.
User avatar #164074 - demonican (11/23/2014) [-]
Not really?
User avatar #164075 - thewizsam (11/23/2014) [-]
you just told me something you're good at. embrace it live it find someone or something you can use it with. you found your meaning now live it. dont kill it!

any questions?
#3 - pie retarde  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Pumpkin Pie comp 0
User avatar #4 - superpower (11/23/2014) [-]
i don't like pie m9
#5 - thewizsam (11/23/2014) [-]
#1 - I like apple better.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Pumpkin Pie comp 0
User avatar #19 - nintendolover (11/24/2014) [-]
Warm apple pie is the fucking best.
User avatar #13 - unusualmoo (11/24/2014) [-]
Nothing like having both.
User avatar #7 - bloodspider (11/24/2014) [-]
Hot apple pie with a scoop of french vanilla is unbeatable.
User avatar #2 - superpower (11/23/2014) [-]
Carrot Cake Master Race
User avatar #3 - thewizsam (11/23/2014) [-]
pie retarde
User avatar #4 - superpower (11/23/2014) [-]
i don't like pie m9
#5 - thewizsam (11/23/2014) [-]
#164063 - and then this is where the travel around the world comes in. t…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #164067 - demonican (11/23/2014) [-]
I think life is a test for what comes after, or just a way for our souls or whatever to pass the time. Nothing we do in life is of any greater significance. So me killing myself wouldn't really matter except for to my family or at least their egofilled meatsuits. (not ego as in egoistic, more like their make-believe "I" , which to be honest is why I'm still around.
User avatar #164068 - thewizsam (11/23/2014) [-]
FALSE!!! the littles things help in the biggest ways. for example one screw on an airplane is loose what happened, one person doesn't vote, one crack on a roller coaster brake track, one tiny leak in a gas line, etc. ... these little things are important. you may be a little thing but you have more potential than you imagine. and you need to live up to it!!
User avatar #164070 - demonican (11/23/2014) [-]
This conversation has got me thinking and there is two things i really want to do before i end my life. Write a book and be able to draw the creatures in it. It's just that whenever i start something i never really finishes it and I'm not the best with words.
User avatar #164071 - thewizsam (11/23/2014) [-]
do it what's stopping you?
User avatar #164072 - demonican (11/23/2014) [-]
The book nothing in particular besides my incredibly short patience, the drawing however is held back by a complete lack of putting images on a paper.
User avatar #164073 - thewizsam (11/23/2014) [-]
do you know what you just did?
User avatar #164076 - demonican (11/23/2014) [-]
I reply here due to maximum replies reached...
I don't think I am good at writing, I just like writing fiction.
And my inability to concentrate on one thing for more than an hour is a rather big set-back.
User avatar #164074 - demonican (11/23/2014) [-]
Not really?
User avatar #164075 - thewizsam (11/23/2014) [-]
you just told me something you're good at. embrace it live it find someone or something you can use it with. you found your meaning now live it. dont kill it!

any questions?

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oh hey hows it going man
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just writing 6000 " **** you"s
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