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Date Signed Up:9/17/2011
Last Login:7/13/2014
Location:yo mama
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#96 - ctrl + right DID I DO GOOD HYPOTOAD?!?! 02/09/2014 on All Glory To The Hypnotoad 0
#2 - Comment deleted 02/07/2014 on Black history month 0
#44 - **thewizsam rolls 39** roll dubs delete your account  [+] (3 new replies) 02/06/2014 on My first (oc) 0
User avatar #78 - ejaculation (02/06/2014) [-]
**ejaculation rolls 39** what't the worst can happen?
User avatar #57 - gunslayer (02/06/2014) [-]
**gunslayer rolls 15**

I don't know why but I always have ass luck.
User avatar #55 - DontDeleteMeAgain (02/06/2014) [-]
**DontDeleteMeAgain rolls 86**
#28 - What the **** did you just ******* s… 01/02/2014 on yep 0
#26 - What the **** did you just ******* s…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2014 on yep 0
User avatar #27 - vampireshy (01/02/2014) [-]
>50%+ accuracy

I have 92% accuracy in Halo loser noob
User avatar #28 - thewizsam (01/02/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Spartan Forces, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Covenant forces, and I have over 300 confirmed Brute Chieftain assassinations. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire UNSC Special Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this sector, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Battlenet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ONI spies across space and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, split-chin. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Nations Space Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass out of this universe, you squid-head. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your jaw. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn split-lip. I will rain lead all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, hinge-head.
#51 - wtf are you doing i said roll comment  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2014 on I guess I'm gay now. 0
#52 - sladee (01/02/2014) [-]
**sladee rolled a random comment #7298147 posted by nippuhl at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
Alredy did... i'm just checking luck with dubs
#28 - **thewizsam rolled a random comment #7288869 posted by ano… 01/02/2014 on I guess I'm gay now. 0
#27 - roll a gay comment and delete your account  [+] (11 new replies) 01/02/2014 on I guess I'm gay now. -1
#57 - someblackguy (01/02/2014) [-]
**someblackguy rolled a random comment #257 posted by capnfappy at I've got my eye on ya. ** :
Heh my bad, forget I asked. I just don't see the point in telling people about your cosplay if you won't show it off.
User avatar #47 - sladee (01/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #48 - teoberry (01/02/2014) [-]
You're lucky. I post a lot of gay comments.
User avatar #49 - sladee (01/02/2014) [-]
**sladee rolls 05** let's force my luck.
User avatar #51 - thewizsam (01/02/2014) [-]
wtf are you doing i said roll comment
#52 - sladee (01/02/2014) [-]
**sladee rolled a random comment #7298147 posted by nippuhl at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
Alredy did... i'm just checking luck with dubs
User avatar #43 - bloodrider (01/02/2014) [-]
**bloodrider rolled a random comment #77 posted by Shushumo at ConRussianbear ** :
I read Bosnia as Borgia. I was really pissed for a second at how retarded you sounded. Then Shamalamadingdong gave the twist and I was the tard.
#33 - RidingMyPimpmobile (01/02/2014) [-]
**RidingMyPimpmobile rolled a random comment #56 posted by jjcoffee at shaving ** :
#30 - confusedasian (01/02/2014) [-]
**confusedasian rolled a random comment #784350 posted by anonymous at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** :
sul on aik kuuma ääni nois sun muis videois <3 <3
#31 - confusedasian (01/02/2014) [-]
**confusedasian rolled a random comment #7289817 posted by linxustwo at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
no, you dont get a (1)


I don't understand the last one so I don't really know.
User avatar #28 - thewizsam (01/02/2014) [-]
**thewizsam rolled a random comment #7288869 posted by anonymous at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
I like scat
#15 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Only Human +64
User avatar #18 - kratosalza (01/02/2014) [-]
Whats the joke?
#17 - include (01/02/2014) [-]
Necrophilia.
#110 - **thewizsam rolls 33** fixed 12/31/2013 on Best. Painting. Ever. +10
#81 - wanna know how your no fun. that hyper face its mellow. 12/29/2013 on Koodneys 0
#78 - YOUR NO FUN Ya know that  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2013 on Koodneys 0
User avatar #79 - toosexyforyou (12/29/2013) [-]
maybe
User avatar #81 - thewizsam (12/29/2013) [-]
wanna know how your no fun. that hyper face its mellow.
#76 - OH GOWD DO SOMETHING WITH IT  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2013 on Koodneys 0
User avatar #77 - toosexyforyou (12/29/2013) [-]
Ehh, the beard takes care of it
User avatar #78 - thewizsam (12/29/2013) [-]
YOUR NO FUN Ya know that
User avatar #79 - toosexyforyou (12/29/2013) [-]
maybe
User avatar #81 - thewizsam (12/29/2013) [-]
wanna know how your no fun. that hyper face its mellow.
#68 - **thewizsam rolled user toosexyforyou ** WTF is wrong with…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/29/2013 on Koodneys 0
User avatar #72 - toosexyforyou (12/29/2013) [-]
Just a little bit of acne I guess.
User avatar #76 - thewizsam (12/29/2013) [-]
OH GOWD DO SOMETHING WITH IT
User avatar #77 - toosexyforyou (12/29/2013) [-]
Ehh, the beard takes care of it
User avatar #78 - thewizsam (12/29/2013) [-]
YOUR NO FUN Ya know that
User avatar #79 - toosexyforyou (12/29/2013) [-]
maybe
User avatar #81 - thewizsam (12/29/2013) [-]
wanna know how your no fun. that hyper face its mellow.
#23 - **thewizsam rolled user thatskyshine ** why do you have that on? 12/29/2013 on ohh... 0
#23 - **thewizsam rolled user shrekis ** I NEED YOUR HELP TO RUL… 12/29/2013 on Aaron Paul and Bo Burnham 0
#166 - **thewizsam rolled user nekopon ** i get to kill your family now 12/29/2013 on Generic Title 0
#165 - **thewizsam rolls 72** if dubs delete your account 12/29/2013 on Generic Title 0
#27 - maybe 12/29/2013 on 8 SHOTS 0
#231 - Picture 12/23/2013 on Vidya games 0
#13 - then i didn't fail at all  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2013 on a heartfelt story +1
User avatar #21 - babydingo (12/20/2013) [-]
failing at failing is still a fail
#11 - i didn't plan to get dubs  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2013 on a heartfelt story +21
#12 - ChaosShuffle (12/20/2013) [-]
Did you just fail because you succeeded........
User avatar #13 - thewizsam (12/20/2013) [-]
then i didn't fail at all
User avatar #21 - babydingo (12/20/2013) [-]
failing at failing is still a fail
#10 - **thewizsam rolls 66**  [+] (5 new replies) 12/20/2013 on a heartfelt story +43
#105 - anonymous (12/20/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 383**
#11 - thewizsam (12/20/2013) [-]
i didn't plan to get dubs
#12 - ChaosShuffle (12/20/2013) [-]
Did you just fail because you succeeded........
User avatar #13 - thewizsam (12/20/2013) [-]
then i didn't fail at all
User avatar #21 - babydingo (12/20/2013) [-]
failing at failing is still a fail
#33 - ya know pc ppl got over that in the first 2 months 12/20/2013 on Title not here +1
#38 - Picture 12/20/2013 on The Glorious Trinity! -1

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User avatar #16 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #17 to #16 - thewizsam ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
oh hey hows it going man
User avatar #18 to #17 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
just writing 6000 " **** you"s
#15 - thewizsam ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - yorkfrance (09/21/2013) [-]
Big Zam?
#13 to #12 - thewizsam ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
**thewizsam rolled a random image posted in comment #241 at Good Guy Soldier ** ****** retard
User avatar #14 to #13 - thewizsam ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
**thewizsam rolled user rikter ** your job is to roll a pony
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