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thewitchking

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:5/06/2012
Last Login:1/02/2016
Location:Angmar
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 14212 total,  15371 ,  1159
Comment Thumbs: 16790 total,  18325 ,  1535
Content Level Progress: 1.8% (18/1000)
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 88.3% (883/1000)
Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:5
Content Views:627788
Times Content Favorited:1037 times
Total Comments Made:6361
FJ Points:13644
Favorite Tags: 4Chan (5) | greentext (5) | m00t (5) | scrubs (3) | tags (3) | apocalypse (2) | turk (2) | Zombie (2)
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    Study Penguins They Said Study Penguins They Said
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    I'm not good at making titles. I'm not good at making titles.
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#35 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 09/25/2015 on who is this dude? +8
#39 - reapermaster (09/25/2015) [-]
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#50 - shaddyz (09/25/2015) [-]
i know you guys find it funny and all... but i cant and never will... maybe because my dad was supose to be in one of those flight,but he overslept
#78 - turtleshells (09/26/2015) [-]
Sorry for being stupid and maybe inconsiderate: but you're implying that he overslept and missed the plane?
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#79 - shaddyz (09/26/2015) [-]
yep
#80 - turtleshells (09/26/2015) [-]
**turtleshells used "*roll picture*"**
**turtleshells rolled image**Thank god for his life.
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#81 - shaddyz (09/26/2015) [-]
i do everytime
#66 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
i wish he were there fucking pussy if you cant haveing fun with something that is seen as being go back to the wennie hut aka tumblr
#90 - lordofhell (09/26/2015) [-]
**lordofhell used "*roll picture*"**
**lordofhell rolled image**Well fuck you sir.
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#68 - shaddyz (09/25/2015) [-]
thats just uncalled for and rude:\ but hey if you think that anon its fine
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#61 - grumpythefirst (09/25/2015) [-]
How does it feel to not be able to take a joke on a comedy website?
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#62 - shaddyz (09/25/2015) [-]
i feel horrible about it, i wanna laugh with you guys but i just cant
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#64 - grumpythefirst (09/25/2015) [-]
Nah, I'm just messing with you. You shouldn't feel bad just because you don't like a certain joke. My birthday is 9/11 and every time I tell someone that, I get "Oh man.. that sucks" - like, "thanks, yeah."

Honestly, this shit happened so many years ago, people should just drop the jokes about it.

But again, don't feel bad about not liking the joke, they aren't really funny anyways. But remember, your day could have gotten a lot worse but there was something looking over your family. I'm not religious but I would feel good knowing luck is on my side.
#42 - heartlessrobot (09/25/2015) [-]
#40 - hitlerwasokiguess (09/25/2015) [-]
Jesus christ, that was fucked up. I loved it.
#64 - Picture 09/25/2015 on how 2 get bitches 0
#48 - *several 09/23/2015 on Best of 4chan Part 3 0
#47 - This post is serveral months old. Where did you all come from?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2015 on Best of 4chan Part 3 0
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#48 - thewitchking (09/23/2015) [-]
*several
#119 - **thewitchking rolled user inquisition **  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2015 on C.O.D 0
#122 - gabeinated (07/29/2015) [-]
Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition except for your mom
#717 - I'll take the guy on the right. 07/26/2015 on John Cena slaps your girl's... 0
#716 - **thewitchking used "*roll picture*"** **thewitchking rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2015 on John Cena slaps your girl's... 0
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#717 - thewitchking (07/26/2015) [-]
I'll take the guy on the right.
#26 - I dont get it either but it makes me look more like a badass.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2015 on The one grill to serve them... +1
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#27 - alphagex (07/15/2015) [-]
I was more thinking in the line of parody
#12 - Checked, thanks man. 07/14/2015 on The one grill to serve them... +27
#6 - How can I be of service?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/14/2015 on The one grill to serve them... +82
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#21 - alphagex (07/14/2015) [-]
I don't get it rap?
#26 - thewitchking (07/15/2015) [-]
I dont get it either but it makes me look more like a badass.
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#27 - alphagex (07/15/2015) [-]
I was more thinking in the line of parody
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#7 - kingdaniel (07/14/2015) [-]
To check out this post.
#12 - thewitchking (07/14/2015) [-]
Checked, thanks man.
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#286 - kingdaniel ONLINE (07/07/2015) [-]
Rip in pepperoni.
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#288 to #286 - thewitchking (07/08/2015) [-]
You were saying?
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#285 - anon (05/20/2015) [-]
4/20 would blaze it
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#263 - joshlol (07/12/2014) [-]
**joshlol rolls 974**
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#261 - kingdaniel ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Hey moet je kijken wat ik gemaakt heb. Voor het WK, aangezien jij de enigste Nederlander bent die ik ken op Funnyjunk
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#262 to #261 - thewitchking (07/05/2014) [-]
Ha, ziet er best goed uit.
Ha, ziet er best goed uit.
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#257 - kingdaniel ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
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#258 to #257 - thewitchking (07/02/2014) [-]
Looking good man, thanks. I'lll use it as my profile pic
Looking good man, thanks.
I'lll use it as my profile pic
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#259 to #258 - kingdaniel ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Weet je nog dat ik vertelde dat ik nog niet Lord of the rings had gekeken? nou ik heb ze alle drie gekeken met me pa. de eerste en tweede extended achterelkaar gekeken en de week daar op deel drie gekeken. en nog een week later The hobbit 1 en 2. Ik ga morgen breaking bad kijken
Weet je nog dat ik vertelde dat ik nog niet Lord of the rings had gekeken? nou ik heb ze alle drie gekeken met me pa. de eerste en tweede extended achterelkaar gekeken en de week daar op deel drie gekeken. en nog een week later The hobbit 1 en 2.

Ik ga morgen breaking bad kijken
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#260 to #259 - thewitchking (07/02/2014) [-]
Cool man, LOTR & The Hobbit zijn gewoon de beste films ooit gemaakt. Ik ben zelf ook weer begonnen met Breaking Bad. Serie is zo leuk ik dacht ik kijk het gewoon weer. Ik heb net seizoen 2 afgemaakt en morgen begin ik met seizoen 3.
Cool man, LOTR & The Hobbit zijn gewoon de beste films ooit gemaakt.

Ik ben zelf ook weer begonnen met Breaking Bad.
Serie is zo leuk ik dacht ik kijk het gewoon weer.
Ik heb net seizoen 2 afgemaakt en morgen begin ik met seizoen 3.
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#249 - evilhomer (06/22/2014) [-]
A sacrifice for thewitchking
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User avatar #247 - revios (06/21/2014) [-]
**revios sneaks in thewitchking's profile**
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#248 to #247 - thewitchking (06/21/2014) [-]
what are you doing here intruder
what are you doing here intruder
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#246 - fefeta (06/20/2014) [-]
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