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Date Signed Up:6/11/2013
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    Who Want a Potrait? Who Want a Potrait?
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#55 - You can be sure that every single officer, religious superior … 04/21/2014 on Witchcraft at it's finest. 0
#40 - Ey, there we have it. I guess in the grim darkness of the futu…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Witchcraft at it's finest. 0
User avatar #41 - evebishop (04/20/2014) [-]
The language they speak/write in is called "High Gothic" so it's mostly a mix of Latin. In the grim darkness of the future there are no Grammar Nazis...
User avatar #55 - thewisedane (04/21/2014) [-]
You can be sure that every single officer, religious superior and commisar in the Imperium is Grammar Nazi too, while being a standard nazi too.

"WATCH YOUR MOUTH, BE CAUTIOUS WITH YOUR WRITING! YOU WRITE IN THE EMPEROR'S HOLY SCRIPT, AND HE SUFFERS NONE TO MISUSE IT!"
#38 - That phrasing always seemed so weird to me - do you suffer a w…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Witchcraft at it's finest. +1
User avatar #39 - evebishop (04/20/2014) [-]
It's old English using the definition that almost no one uses anymore:

suf·fer
ˈsəfər/
verb
verb: suffer; 3rd person present: suffers; past tense: suffered; past participle: suffered; gerund or present participle: suffering

1.
experience or be subjected to (something bad or unpleasant).

2.
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tolerate.
User avatar #40 - thewisedane (04/20/2014) [-]
Ey, there we have it. I guess in the grim darkness of the future, you mix latin, gothic english and old english for the hell of it...
User avatar #41 - evebishop (04/20/2014) [-]
The language they speak/write in is called "High Gothic" so it's mostly a mix of Latin. In the grim darkness of the future there are no Grammar Nazis...
User avatar #55 - thewisedane (04/21/2014) [-]
You can be sure that every single officer, religious superior and commisar in the Imperium is Grammar Nazi too, while being a standard nazi too.

"WATCH YOUR MOUTH, BE CAUTIOUS WITH YOUR WRITING! YOU WRITE IN THE EMPEROR'S HOLY SCRIPT, AND HE SUFFERS NONE TO MISUSE IT!"
#221 - I don't care, as long as Charon will be considered a relay whe… 04/20/2014 on NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND 0
#322 - Evil is maybe a bit drastic. 04/19/2014 on Land of freedom indeed 0
#87 - Geese are dangerous animals alright. Pretty killy and all arou… 04/15/2014 on Got goosed 0
#350 - That animation was too. 04/15/2014 on Melanin yo, melanin +3
#251 - In my country, we had this new resturaunt called Hot Bun Burge…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Land of freedom indeed +1
#317 - anonymous (04/17/2014) [-]
That resturant was evil since it stereotyped women as sex-giving robots. In reality, they are people.
User avatar #322 - thewisedane (04/19/2014) [-]
Evil is maybe a bit drastic.
#104 - So... Mercenaries? Do we even have proper mercenearies, or is … 04/14/2014 on Camera dildo 0
#18 - That game. I haven't even played it and the mere mention of it… 04/13/2014 on All of the racisms 0

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#452 - crazyolitis (08/16/2014) [-]
R.I.P. thewisedane. May his internet soul rest with the rest of the abandoned accounts,andmay his real life be prosperous.
User avatar #451 - crazyolitis (05/21/2014) [-]
Hey man, do you still come on here?
#447 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
friend on FB just showed me this

Danmark er stor
User avatar #448 to #447 - thewisedane (03/20/2014) [-]
*stort. Denmark is substantive in "Neutrum", which means that all words describing it have to be with a "t" at the end. The other gender in the danish language is "multi-gender (both masculine and feminine is in this).

Sorry - grammar student and all.
User avatar #450 to #449 - thewisedane (03/21/2014) [-]
Nope, just latin student.
User avatar #427 to #426 - thewisedane (03/19/2014) [-]
That is pretty damn good. I don't know what else to say...

I would be thumbed the **** down if I used it on the main site, though.
User avatar #428 to #427 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
depends, some people like rape face reaction pics
User avatar #429 to #428 - thewisedane (03/20/2014) [-]
The problem is that the pic is me. It is namefagging.
User avatar #430 to #429 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
what if i just put it as rape face activated
User avatar #431 to #430 - thewisedane (03/20/2014) [-]
People would still recognize me.
User avatar #432 to #431 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
well if i was good iwth photoshop id make your eyes glow and give you mouthful of fangs
User avatar #433 to #432 - thewisedane (03/20/2014) [-]
Could you also make my skin as a lizard, my dear 12-year old?
#435 to #434 - thewisedane (03/20/2014) [-]
That isn't exactly how I imagined you.
That isn't exactly how I imagined you.
User avatar #436 to #435 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
oh thats not me, thats john from the war on justin bieber video

01 Re_ Declaration of War Against Justin Bieber Haters Re-Up
User avatar #437 to #436 - thewisedane (03/20/2014) [-]
Well then.
#438 to #437 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
i could always make you look like a 'smart' dane
User avatar #439 to #438 - thewisedane (03/20/2014) [-]
That won't be needed - I don't see how you could do that anyway.
#440 to #439 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
what about an Emo Dane
User avatar #441 to #440 - thewisedane (03/20/2014) [-]
Then I wouldn't fit as a citizen of the happiest country in the world now would I?
#442 to #441 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
what about 'best kind of dane'

aka drinking buddy
User avatar #443 to #442 - thewisedane (03/20/2014) [-]
That I can support!
User avatar #444 to #443 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 62**
this is how many jager shots you must drink
User avatar #445 to #444 - thewisedane (03/20/2014) [-]
That would make great content.
User avatar #446 to #445 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
anyway Danish, i must sleep

godnat kammerat
User avatar #423 - thewisedane (02/24/2014) [-]
Crazyolitis, I actually think my name is blue now, if slightly...
User avatar #424 to #423 - crazyolitis (02/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, it happens after 6 months. It will get darker when it's 1 year old.
User avatar #425 to #424 - thewisedane (02/25/2014) [-]
Awesome.
User avatar #421 - hornack (02/17/2014) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #422 to #421 - thewisedane (02/17/2014) [-]
Bueno.
User avatar #405 - studbeefpile (02/15/2014) [-]
I heard you draw characters of people. Is this for true?
User avatar #407 to #405 - thewisedane (02/16/2014) [-]
This is for true, but I must say that I am having a little break with it.
User avatar #420 to #407 - studbeefpile (02/16/2014) [-]
Aight, I was just wondering.
User avatar #404 - sinery (02/15/2014) [-]
I thought you didn't approve of me posting ponies outside Ponytime.
User avatar #406 to #404 - thewisedane (02/16/2014) [-]
Meh... I think it can do bad stuff to the rest of the fandom, but sometimes you've got to look into yourself and ask youself - Don't you like to **** things up sometimes?

I love to **** things up from time to time.
User avatar #409 to #408 - thewisedane (02/16/2014) [-]
Attack on Grumps My general reaction.
User avatar #410 to #409 - thewisedane (02/16/2014) [-]
You play the role of Jon, by the way.
#411 to #410 - sinery (02/16/2014) [-]
MY NAME!
MY BEAUTIFUL BLUE NAME!
User avatar #412 to #411 - thewisedane (02/16/2014) [-]
You realized that now?
User avatar #414 to #412 - sinery (02/16/2014) [-]
Ah, there we go.
User avatar #415 to #414 - thewisedane (02/16/2014) [-]
How you just shift it?
User avatar #413 to #412 - sinery (02/16/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #392 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause
User avatar #393 to #392 - thewisedane (02/10/2014) [-]
No, but you can have your potrait.
User avatar #394 to #393 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
oh right, you were doing the portraits right?

can i plox have a portrait
PLOX
User avatar #396 to #395 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
not what i expected but good....

hmmmm what kind of story are you putting on me for when you post this
User avatar #397 to #396 - thewisedane (02/10/2014) [-]
Haven't got a clue.
User avatar #398 to #397 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
possibly something to do with me being an okay guy just very outspoken on my views and i refuse to bow to political correctness
User avatar #399 to #398 - thewisedane (02/10/2014) [-]
I'm gonna write something, but I won't say exactly what you want. It's about how I see it, not how you see yourself.
User avatar #400 to #399 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
well im sure you'll write something good

User avatar #401 to #400 - thewisedane (02/10/2014) [-]
Yeah... Sure.
#402 to #401 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
you'll say something not too bad or ill cut you
User avatar #403 to #402 - thewisedane (02/10/2014) [-]
I did give you knife-hands, right?

**** .
User avatar #388 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
Warhammer FTW
#389 to #388 - thewisedane (02/09/2014) [-]
No.

WARMACHINE FTW.
#390 to #389 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
your profile says warhammer

you lie!!!!!
User avatar #391 to #390 - thewisedane (02/09/2014) [-]
I have every right to learn from my mistakes.
User avatar #203 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
i heard you could make profile pictures
User avatar #368 to #203 - thewisedane (02/02/2014) [-]
I add new requests to a list of people whom I need to potray. I don't go through it from top to bottom, but instead pick those out that I feel like drawing, so I can't exactly tell you when it'll be ready. I can tell you, though, that it won't be within the next days - I am busy these days, so I won't have a lot of time to do it. I also need some free time, and some time for assignments.

TL-DR: It ready when you see it.
User avatar #369 to #368 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/02/2014) [-]
okay, success on your other paintings!

also, i'm gonna add you to my friends list so you can post it on my profile.
User avatar #370 to #369 - thewisedane (02/02/2014) [-]
I was just about to ask you to do that, thank you.
User avatar #371 to #370 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/02/2014) [-]
no problem
User avatar #247 to #203 - thewisedane (02/01/2014) [-]
Then you heard right.
User avatar #249 to #247 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
make one for me. now.
User avatar #252 to #249 - thewisedane (02/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, that isn't how it works, and I am sure you already knew that.
#254 to #252 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
yes

thewisedane is monitoring this thread

also, pink haired girl with thumb up is all i need.
User avatar #259 to #254 - thewisedane (02/01/2014) [-]
... Sure. I'll do it.
User avatar #265 to #259 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
gud
User avatar #298 to #265 - thewisedane (02/01/2014) [-]
Why do you say God in danish?
User avatar #300 to #298 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
...
are you done?
User avatar #302 to #300 - thewisedane (02/01/2014) [-]
No. "Are" is the danish word for "to wound".
User avatar #304 to #302 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
show
megpoidgumibear
the
profile
picture
User avatar #308 to #304 - thewisedane (02/01/2014) [-]
"The" mean "Tea" in Denmark. Sometimes also written as "Te".
User avatar #310 to #308 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
STOP IT
User avatar #312 to #310 - thewisedane (02/01/2014) [-]
"IT" is the word for "Elecrical Technology" in Denmark.
User avatar #318 to #312 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
okay. can i have some te?

seriously, give me muh profaijl pikturh
User avatar #320 to #318 - thewisedane (02/01/2014) [-]
"Have" is the danish word for "garden".
User avatar #322 to #320 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
have te

garden tea
User avatar #323 to #322 - thewisedane (02/01/2014) [-]
Yep. You would usually say "have-te" or just "havete" instead of the space.
User avatar #325 to #323 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
for halvete
User avatar #326 to #325 - thewisedane (02/01/2014) [-]
For helvede.
User avatar #327 to #326 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
are you done w/ the picture?
#178 - golnax ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
I don't know if this is what you meant by "Post it on my site" but I couldn't find an external web link and I've seen others posting their looks/personalities here so I guess it's as good as any   
   
Didn't take me long to get a good image of myself in words, so here you go. I've got long blond hair that goes down way past my shoulders, my eyes are blue, I'm Caucasian in color, and the only facial hair I have in a strip of beard in the center of my chin below my lower lip that goes down roughly two inches past the bottom of my chin. I don't usually wear much so if you need something for clothing... uh... Akatsuki cloak? I don't know,d raw whatever you like for my clothes... whatever fits my personality in your eyes   
   
As you've probably deduced from our lengthy convo, I'm a traveler... or at least am going to be. I'm interested in the various cultures, places, myths and histories of the world and want to experience them first hand. I hate being stuck in one place without the ability to go somewhere and I'm curious by nature. I wouldn't say I'm a nerd or a geek but I love car games like pokemon, yugioh, Digimon, etc., Chess is a past time of mine and video games are a big portion of my day to day activities. I tend to think I'm smarter than a lot of people, because experience hasn't proved me wrong in the past most of the time. I am smart though, and proud of it. I couldn't give a rats ass about how I look to other people so long as I'm satisfied with my own looks and I'm a romantic at heart. I'm an avid Roleplayer and writer, I want to be a novelist some day and I really enjoy a good, plot filled movie, book or game that can keep me immersed in the world that's being portrayed. As far as humor goes, I like to think I have a pretty decent one. Interacting with others is a rare thing for me because I often times can't stand how stupid people can be, so I generally avoid others as much as possible unless I know them already.   
   
pic related, it's me~
I don't know if this is what you meant by "Post it on my site" but I couldn't find an external web link and I've seen others posting their looks/personalities here so I guess it's as good as any

Didn't take me long to get a good image of myself in words, so here you go. I've got long blond hair that goes down way past my shoulders, my eyes are blue, I'm Caucasian in color, and the only facial hair I have in a strip of beard in the center of my chin below my lower lip that goes down roughly two inches past the bottom of my chin. I don't usually wear much so if you need something for clothing... uh... Akatsuki cloak? I don't know,d raw whatever you like for my clothes... whatever fits my personality in your eyes

As you've probably deduced from our lengthy convo, I'm a traveler... or at least am going to be. I'm interested in the various cultures, places, myths and histories of the world and want to experience them first hand. I hate being stuck in one place without the ability to go somewhere and I'm curious by nature. I wouldn't say I'm a nerd or a geek but I love car games like pokemon, yugioh, Digimon, etc., Chess is a past time of mine and video games are a big portion of my day to day activities. I tend to think I'm smarter than a lot of people, because experience hasn't proved me wrong in the past most of the time. I am smart though, and proud of it. I couldn't give a rats ass about how I look to other people so long as I'm satisfied with my own looks and I'm a romantic at heart. I'm an avid Roleplayer and writer, I want to be a novelist some day and I really enjoy a good, plot filled movie, book or game that can keep me immersed in the world that's being portrayed. As far as humor goes, I like to think I have a pretty decent one. Interacting with others is a rare thing for me because I often times can't stand how stupid people can be, so I generally avoid others as much as possible unless I know them already.

pic related, it's me~
User avatar #179 to #178 - thewisedane (01/28/2014) [-]
What a massive amount of info! I can certainly use that!
User avatar #180 to #179 - golnax ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Glad it was stuff you could use~ Tried to keep it short but used all 2000 of the characters anyway...

Also couldn't help but notice you enjoy RP and Larping. This makes me happy.
User avatar #181 to #180 - thewisedane (01/28/2014) [-]
Abney Park - Wanderlust It makes me happy as well that you like it! I am more into PnP right now, but it's all good to me.

Also, this.
User avatar #182 to #181 - golnax ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Yes, I am a very avid RPer and actually moderate on a site for it, my own little section at least. As far as larping goes I'd like to do it more but don't have a way to get to where its' hosted, so yeah... kinda stuck on that.

Also don't have anyone but my GF to play D&D with, which is a bummer when I used to have a group of 6 in total.

Also did someone say pirate music? Bullets And Octane-Pirates
User avatar #183 to #182 - thewisedane (01/28/2014) [-]
That isn't enough to get something going... Did your guys leave you?

I were just listening to Wanderlust, when reading your info, and I think it fits you pretty decently.
User avatar #184 to #183 - golnax ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Well, we ended up playing over skype which was a tad awkward but we got along just fine really, had two chats one for replies and another for technical things like rolls and questions for the DM. I was the DM since I had the most experience.

About a week or so into the game, one of the guys just up and dropped out for no apparent reason, leaving us with 4 players. Not long after that another left because he had a job, so now we had 3 players. Once the guy who got a job left, everything else just sort of fell apart because the story we started off with kinda crumbled without our bard and ranger.

I've never actually heard of Wanderlust, but I liked the sound of it.
User avatar #185 to #184 - thewisedane (01/28/2014) [-]
The band is Abney Park, and they do steampunk for the most part. They also like pirates.
User avatar #186 to #185 - golnax ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Steampunk is a genre I'm not too familiar with to be honest, but I have heard of Abney Park before and like what I've heard of them. They have a very... different feel to them. Sort of reminds me of Modest Mouse, but not all that much.
User avatar #187 to #186 - thewisedane (01/28/2014) [-]
That is how steampunk feels for the most part - I love that genre. If you want something with the DnD-system, but with a steampunky feel, try the first version of Iron Kingdoms. They've got themselves a new, original system now, which also feels quite a lot like their skirmish wargame, but the old DnD-version is pretty good still.
User avatar #188 to #187 - golnax ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
I've never heard of that... tabletop game like what DnD is?
User avatar #189 to #188 - thewisedane (01/28/2014) [-]
What do you mean? I didn't quite catch that.
User avatar #190 to #189 - golnax ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Well, originally DnD was a board game that you played with pieces and such while you the players just RPed what your characters did to have a better feeling of immersion. I'm asking if this Iron Kingdoms game is like that, with a board and pieces?
#191 to #190 - thewisedane (01/28/2014) [-]
No more than DnD is today - Well, as I said, the Iron Kingdoms RPG is quite similar in the way the rules are structured, but there are still major differences to the wargames, WARMACHINE and HORDES. You can work with models and such, or you can use a marker, it doesn't really matter.

Here is a pic of WARMACHINE - Very much based around these "warjacks", which are gaint, steampowered robots who are utilized by most of the Iron Kingdoms, and in the front you see a Warcaster, who is a sorcerer-soldier who can utilize personal focus to control warjacks, cast spells or boost her own abilities.
User avatar #192 to #191 - golnax ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Looks a lot like Warhammer... which I also know little about, but it looks interesting at least. It definitely sounds like something I could enjoy playing with some people just like I would DnD
User avatar #193 to #192 - thewisedane (01/28/2014) [-]
By the way, the RPg doesn't have to be centered around battle or war - It can be, but there are many possibilities. I am currently playing a campaign, where I am a Warcaster/Arcane Mekanik (A mechanic based around magical stuff)/Man-at-Arms (Defender-dude) in a exploration-team, who explores dangerous areas and recover artifacts.

The new ruleset for this game is just amaxing - I can find you a copy and send you, if you want!
User avatar #194 to #193 - golnax ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
That would be great actually, and most games like DnD and Iron Kingdom can function pretty well like that. I've heard tales of DnD campaigns lasting years on end before coming to a solitary conclusion.

I'm actually helping someone design a game with a DnD kind of feel to it and have told them that it should be open for exploration and interpretation... just thought I'd throw that in there.
User avatar #197 to #194 - thewisedane (01/28/2014) [-]
Cool!

Is there anyway I can send you this file of mine?
User avatar #198 to #197 - golnax ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Email, skype, FB, or you could just send me a PM here on FJ, what's your preference?
User avatar #199 to #198 - thewisedane (01/28/2014) [-]
E-mail would be easiest.
User avatar #200 to #199 - golnax ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
logan.gabbard@ You need to login to view this link

Send it here, I'll get it without a problem I'd wager.
User avatar #174 - hornack (01/27/2014) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #176 to #174 - thewisedane (01/28/2014) [-]
Hello there!
User avatar #372 to #176 - hornack (02/03/2014) [-]
What's up?


Sorry for the long reply, I totally forgot about this.
User avatar #373 to #372 - thewisedane (02/03/2014) [-]
Oh, no problem. I did as well.
I've seen your stuff these days, they are really good!
User avatar #374 to #373 - hornack (02/03/2014) [-]
Oh ok. :]
Thank you so much.
User avatar #375 to #374 - thewisedane (02/03/2014) [-]
Not a problem.

Nice coolered text, though.
User avatar #376 to #375 - hornack (02/03/2014) [-]
I know, I like it. Thank you.

Hey I know you draw and I was wondering if you draw me something.
User avatar #377 to #376 - thewisedane (02/03/2014) [-]
I knew there was something behind this.
User avatar #378 to #377 - hornack (02/03/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I was just wondering but it's fine if you don't want to.


You seem like a nice person too anyways.
User avatar #379 to #378 - thewisedane (02/03/2014) [-]
You seem like that too, though your avatar creeps me out a bit.

I will happily draw you, but not within the next two weeks - I just won't be able to do it. After that, well, who knows. I have a lot of appointments, so it'll be some time before i can get around to yours.

Still, I'll accept a request if you have one.
User avatar #380 to #379 - hornack (02/03/2014) [-]
Sorry about that, I actually like it a lot. I'm actually using it for other things too like fb or kik.

Well that's great I can wait but how exactly does this work?
User avatar #381 to #380 - thewisedane (02/03/2014) [-]
You write some stuff about who you are on how you behave, what you've been doing, that ilk. Then you tell me a bit ablut how you would want to be potrayed, or attach a pic, so I have something to work with.

And done.
User avatar #382 to #381 - hornack (02/03/2014) [-]
Well I'm kind of shy, a bit stubborn, not very confident and well I always like to smile no matter what.
I would actually like it if there were two people, I'd liked to be portrayed with something along the lines of my profile picture, same eyes and hair color, with a green hoodie. The other person would be a girl with a light wine hoodie that has kangaroo rats ears, blond and with blue eyes. Is this too much?
User avatar #383 to #382 - thewisedane (02/03/2014) [-]
Perhaps a bit, but I'll note it. Remember, I will never, ever do exactly what you want me to. I am a creative person, and if I get a great idea, I'll do it.
User avatar #384 to #383 - hornack (02/03/2014) [-]
I'm sorry if it is a bit too much, I'd appreciate it if you did both of them but I understand if you don't. Of course, I understand.
User avatar #385 to #384 - thewisedane (02/03/2014) [-]
Heyhey, no need to be so unsure. I did asked for all this anyway, and I would like to do it! Granted, I might not do it right now, but eventually.
User avatar #386 to #385 - hornack (02/03/2014) [-]
Well thank you very much.
I'll send a friend request to keep in touch.
User avatar #387 to #386 - thewisedane (02/03/2014) [-]
Smooth.
#139 - wickkles ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
Your idea sounds fun so lets give it a go.

First off here is a recent picture of me. I've posted myself on here many times but none recently.

I am the first person to get a Fj tattoo and I am well hated/loved for it. I have a unhealthy obsession with this site and would do almost anything for it.

I enjoy it when people are rood to me for being me on this site. Apparently that's what i do best so i just roll with it.

I used to be a brony, but I stopped caring for it too much. I mean I still like it but no where as much as I used to.

I like being nice to people. I believe that just because there is a computer monitor in front of me, doesn't give me the right to be mean to people. Treat others like you would in person.


Some examples: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/My+tattoo+stages/nXwdGaK/
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/For+Blow/kXwdGxK/
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/OP+delivers/TsTcGGf/
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3126144/The+mail+came+in/

Check my profile for more content with me in it.

Anything else you wanna know, feel free to ask. =]
User avatar #143 to #139 - thewisedane (01/26/2014) [-]
I can use that, thanks!
User avatar #153 to #143 - wickkles ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
On a side note, I have 2 FJ shirts, a Fj backpack, a FJ hoodie and a FJ hat. If you wanna draw my character out like that. =] Do what you're gonna do, either way I'm excited.
User avatar #154 to #153 - thewisedane (01/26/2014) [-]
So.
Much.
Green and purple.
User avatar #155 to #154 - wickkles ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
Best colors.
User avatar #156 to #155 - thewisedane (01/26/2014) [-]
I guess.
User avatar #157 to #156 - wickkles ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
What's your favorite color?
User avatar #158 to #157 - thewisedane (01/26/2014) [-]
Purple and grey, as my coat shows you.
User avatar #160 to #158 - wickkles ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
Sexy, I like it.

Also I have a pair of FJ panties. Forgot to mention that.
User avatar #162 to #160 - thewisedane (01/27/2014) [-]
You don't want me to include that.
User avatar #163 to #162 - wickkles ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
I dunno man, I like wearing them on my head.
User avatar #164 to #163 - thewisedane (01/27/2014) [-]
I'm sure you do.
User avatar #165 to #164 - wickkles ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
I like to entertain my friends here on FJ. What can I say?
User avatar #166 to #165 - thewisedane (01/27/2014) [-]
I don't know, that you feel like growing some pumpkins?
User avatar #167 to #166 - wickkles ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
I'd rather strawberrys. I will actually eat those. =]
User avatar #168 to #167 - thewisedane (01/27/2014) [-]
Maybe aubergines and cucumbers? You know, the colours?
User avatar #169 to #168 - wickkles ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
Oi, you're a smart man.
User avatar #170 to #169 - thewisedane (01/27/2014) [-]
Get to work then!
User avatar #171 to #170 - wickkles ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
We just had a blizzard here! Can't exactly garden in the snow.
User avatar #172 to #171 - thewisedane (01/27/2014) [-]
Same here. Bummer.
#173 to #172 - wickkles ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
Well 						****					 man. When in doubt, an hero.
Well **** man. When in doubt, an hero.
User avatar #138 - cnblade (01/26/2014) [-]
Hi, if it isn't too much trouble, could you draw a portrait for me? I'll try to keep it simple, just a guy in a black hoodie, hood down, blue jeans, and black shoes. Along with Ichigo's hollow mask, there's one with horns but not that one, and "fj" on the heart of the jacket.
So now you need traits of mine right? If so I'll continue in another comment, I have to use an on-screen keyboard and I'm extremely tired. Sorry to waste your time with my lengthy comment.
User avatar #142 to #138 - thewisedane (01/26/2014) [-]
I'm on it! Personallity needed!
User avatar #159 to #142 - cnblade (01/26/2014) [-]
Well I'm more of a lurker on the site, I make people laugh by using stupidity. I suck at making content. I'm a very shy person when it comes to meeting new people. I like to play games like TF2, Pokemon, and GTA 5. (No idea if any of that was necessary) If you need more details I'll gladly give you more information, I'm just kinda **** at describing my personality. Sorry.
User avatar #161 to #159 - thewisedane (01/27/2014) [-]
This will do wonders, thank you!
User avatar #175 to #161 - cnblade (01/27/2014) [-]
No, thank you.
User avatar #177 to #175 - thewisedane (01/28/2014) [-]
No, thank YOU!
User avatar #201 to #177 - cnblade (01/28/2014) [-]
You kind son of a bitch.

I would continue the banter but I'm forced to use an on-screen keyboard so I have to click on each letter.

I'm sorry I failed you.
User avatar #202 to #201 - thewisedane (01/29/2014) [-]
Shame fur dispray.
#137 - konradkurze ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
you said you were accepting requests for portraits
can i pretty please get one done

you've possibly heard the name KonradKurze floating around FJ, i have got a bit of notoriety for being 'not politically correct"

can i please get a custom portrait
pretty much a black german ss uniform, with the Night Lords winged skull on the arm and cap instead of the swastika, and a chaos raptor face

is there anything else you need?
User avatar #140 to #137 - thewisedane (01/26/2014) [-]
It's perfect - thanks!

Also, expect some Primarch-like badassery.
User avatar #141 to #140 - konradkurze ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]


im humble, ill be content with regular marine style
User avatar #144 to #141 - thewisedane (01/26/2014) [-]
No can do.
User avatar #145 to #144 - konradkurze ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
why making me primarch style?
User avatar #146 to #145 - thewisedane (01/26/2014) [-]
Because I feel like it. Some guy asked me to draw him in a dark hoodie and told me he liked Lovecraftian horror.

He is going to look like a cultist with a demon-infused, tentaclegribbly evil book of doom.
User avatar #147 to #146 - konradkurze ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
so how do you intend to draw me....do you want a bit more info of me to add more idea for you?
User avatar #148 to #147 - thewisedane (01/26/2014) [-]
If you want to, but my imagination will sufice.
User avatar #149 to #148 - konradkurze ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
well i listen to depeche mode and joy division...could you do my portraits hair midnight black
User avatar #150 to #149 - thewisedane (01/26/2014) [-]
Can't do it perfectly black - It will look weird with the black outline.
#151 to #150 - konradkurze ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
you could do it glossy blackso the light reflections help show it
User avatar #152 to #151 - thewisedane (01/26/2014) [-]
Won't do... Wait, I think I an do it. Might work. If not, I'll just do whatever I feel most fitting.
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User avatar #204 to #95 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
wot
User avatar #205 to #204 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Forgot it was still there. Act like you've seen nothing.
#357 to #356 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Alright, now your turn.
User avatar #358 to #357 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
?

i just did
User avatar #359 to #358 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
No, you make up such a thing, you know?
#360 to #359 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
i don't   
   
FAST   
   
21th PICTURE IN YOUR REACTION FOLDER   
   
<mfw i saw your mom
i don't

FAST

21th PICTURE IN YOUR REACTION FOLDER

<mfw i saw your mom
#361 to #360 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
MFW I saw your mom.
MFW I saw your mom.
#362 to #361 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
13th picture

<mfw i got a car
#363 to #362 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
lolwut
lolwut
#364 to #363 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
wut

lets move to your profile
#365 to #364 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
MFW you ask that. 12th pic from last.
User avatar #367 to #366 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
sheeit brah.
User avatar #337 to #205 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
what do you like then?
User avatar #338 to #337 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
History, war, games, and not much, to be honest. I am not the most original person ever when it comes to interests...
User avatar #339 to #338 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
war? my dad has 2 functional nuggets in his basement.
History? i got a nice painting from 1800-1850
games? i got 62 games in total on all my consoles.

<you?>
User avatar #340 to #339 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
War: I study tactics, and read a few books worth of info every few weeks, although I usually forget most of it.
History: same with it, and I always read everything in my history shoolbook weeks in advance.
Games: piss poor, but addicted to Total war: Medieval 2, among others.
#341 to #340 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
and now, HOMES/CARS!

Cars: i really want a car with good handling and acceleration. idgaf how it looks like, i'm not content with my car.
Homes: i'm in a nice "flat" w/ my dawges and a body pillow of megumi

<megumi, if you forgot.

User avatar #342 to #341 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Cars: none
Home: decent home, connected with one other. Basically 1 building with 2 homes. Not too small, but far from big.

What kind of music do you listen to? I only remember that you lsiten to anime music or something.
User avatar #343 to #342 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
i like electro, dubstep, anime themes, and savant/mord fustang.

they don't really have a genre they focus on
every song is a new one

literaly NOTHING looks like another.
User avatar #344 to #343 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Ah, okay. What's your favourite song?
User avatar #345 to #344 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
Mord Fustang - Magic Trooper

**** is awesome dude.

Yours?
User avatar #346 to #345 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Blind Guardian - And then there was silence Metal/classical crossover. I love powermetal/progressive metal. However Manowar Maybe the most metal people alive isn't bad either.
User avatar #347 to #346 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
Mord Fustang - Magic Trooper
skip to 1:00

now i'm into this.

thanks bruv.
User avatar #348 to #347 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Post it so addy can play it.
User avatar #349 to #348 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
he won't

i did it for 2 hours a week ago
User avatar #350 to #349 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Darn. Oh well.
User avatar #351 to #350 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
?
#352 to #351 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Nothing. So yeah.
Nothing. So yeah.
User avatar #354 to #352 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
also my content is FP

it's 10/10 would never stop *******
User avatar #353 to #352 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
shall we stop this thread after 6 full purple things?
#355 to #353 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Nah Quick! The 15th pic in your reaction folder is Your parents' FW they saw you for the first time.
User avatar #311 to #205 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
how long are we talking?
User avatar #313 to #311 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
I'd say we've been talking for about 1.5 hours now or so?
User avatar #314 to #313 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
w00t w00t
User avatar #315 to #314 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Ah, brings me wack to runescape. What does it even mean?
User avatar #316 to #315 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
see it as in "w00t w00t i got l00t"
User avatar #317 to #316 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Ah, alrighty then. You have something to talk about?
User avatar #319 to #317 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
homes?

i like to talk about cars and homes alot.
User avatar #321 to #319 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Alright, so what would be your dream home?
User avatar #324 to #321 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
just a normal cozy two-story house that is white-themed.
#328 to #324 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
This would probably be mind. But the location isn't exactly that good, to be honest.
User avatar #329 to #328 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
i don't like big houses, but i want a GIANT space around the house with activities and ****
and a nice BIG garage.
User avatar #330 to #329 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
For your cars, which you also love?
User avatar #331 to #330 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
yes.

i like the pagani huayra, Lamborghini Veneno Roadster, and a nice Lamborghini Urus as a family car.
User avatar #332 to #331 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
I have no idea what those things look like...
User avatar #333 to #332 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
please search the lamborghini veneno roadster / Urus

they are ******* awesome.
User avatar #335 to #334 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
pls do et

or i'll spread your IRL
User avatar #336 to #335 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Fine.

Not bad. But to be honest, I don't have much interest in cars...
User avatar #287 to #205 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
idk
just watched first ep

looks good
User avatar #288 to #287 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
I might watch it sometime. But right now I'm in a fase where I even procrastinate the things I normally use to procrastinate...
User avatar #289 to #288 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
fleshlight?
User avatar #290 to #289 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
I'd wish. No, I pretty much just walk all through the house while listening to music. Not sure why, though. Are you a big procrastinator?
User avatar #291 to #290 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
kinda
User avatar #292 to #291 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
How big? What is your worst/best procrastination story?
User avatar #293 to #292 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
no

you tell yours first
#294 to #293 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Alright. So a bit of time ago, I had an unusually short school day. Like, only betwen 8:00-12:00. I decided that I should make the book reports I'd done that day, which were due in 2 days. I started with playing vidya for the first hour. I mean, first a bit of puting my mind at rest after such a long school day, right? 2 hours  shouldn't be that bad. And it's been so short, 3 will be of minimal impact. Yup, 4 hours it is.   
   
I actually stopped gaming after 1 hour and 15 minutes, but I remembered I hadn't visited my grandmother in a while. So I thought, why not?  She lives a 10 minute walk away, no problem. 1 hour after that, I got back home. What was that smell? Oh, the trash. I'll put the trash out and clean the kitchen. about 45 min after that, I remembered I had forgotten to wipe my shoes after coming in. Vacuum cleaning.   
   
I eventually also did all my other (not so urgent) homework, cleaning up my room, making myself some toast, shaving, bathing, talking with friends, doing some groceries, go on the computer again a few times, and at 12:00 in the evening I remembered.   
   
And the next school day was from 8:00 to 16:00 with Judo from 17:00 to 18:00, which always leaves me completely drained of any and all energy. And also had to go to my math tutor between 19:30 to 20:30.    
   
I ended up making a &quot;corrupt&quot; file to send, and make it look liek I'd actually done it.
Alright. So a bit of time ago, I had an unusually short school day. Like, only betwen 8:00-12:00. I decided that I should make the book reports I'd done that day, which were due in 2 days. I started with playing vidya for the first hour. I mean, first a bit of puting my mind at rest after such a long school day, right? 2 hours shouldn't be that bad. And it's been so short, 3 will be of minimal impact. Yup, 4 hours it is.

I actually stopped gaming after 1 hour and 15 minutes, but I remembered I hadn't visited my grandmother in a while. So I thought, why not? She lives a 10 minute walk away, no problem. 1 hour after that, I got back home. What was that smell? Oh, the trash. I'll put the trash out and clean the kitchen. about 45 min after that, I remembered I had forgotten to wipe my shoes after coming in. Vacuum cleaning.

I eventually also did all my other (not so urgent) homework, cleaning up my room, making myself some toast, shaving, bathing, talking with friends, doing some groceries, go on the computer again a few times, and at 12:00 in the evening I remembered.

And the next school day was from 8:00 to 16:00 with Judo from 17:00 to 18:00, which always leaves me completely drained of any and all energy. And also had to go to my math tutor between 19:30 to 20:30.

I ended up making a "corrupt" file to send, and make it look liek I'd actually done it.
User avatar #295 to #294 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
my god thou art smart

here's mine.

So, i woke up, fapped, sat on my PC and gamed all day long. then i remembered i had a d8 with my ex

she proke up w/ me the next day

now she's fat as i can see drom her FB profile, happy about that.
User avatar #296 to #295 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Alrighty then. But you didn't even make breakfast? You are anything but a kasul. By the ay, you listenign to addy's part too right now?
User avatar #297 to #296 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
yeah

mario ****

i only ate cookies and drank red bull as far as i can remember.
User avatar #299 to #297 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Yeah. so. besides chatting with me and listening to DJ admin, whatçha doing right now?
User avatar #301 to #299 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
TRYING TO BUILD A ******* HOUSE IN MINECRAFT
User avatar #303 to #301 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?
User avatar #305 to #303 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
BECAUSE SKELETONS
User avatar #307 to #306 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
nah
just digged 2 blocks down and put one on top

now wait 4 mornin
User avatar #309 to #307 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
But they always come from behind... Also, DJ ADMIN PARTY FIANLLY STARTED! HELL YEAH!
#267 to #205 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
i'm gonna win this thread.

because i got your IRL
#268 to #267 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
You said you'd deleted it, though...
User avatar #269 to #268 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
ya i fkn srs
User avatar #272 to #269 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Didn't see that...
#273 to #272 - megpoidgumibear has deleted their comment [-]
#275 to #274 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
you rang?
User avatar #278 to #277 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
*Pretend that this is a pic of Al Gore* Gore.
User avatar #279 to #278 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
kill la kill
User avatar #280 to #279 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
WTF is that?
User avatar #281 to #280 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
animu and mango
User avatar #282 to #281 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Is it that French anime with that girl with green hair? The one with the smooth animation?
User avatar #283 to #282 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
yus
User avatar #284 to #283 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Is it good? Does it come in english?
User avatar #285 to #284 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
w/ eng subs, yes.
User avatar #286 to #285 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Well, not like I'm not used to that. What's it about?
User avatar #270 to #269 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
P-prove it.
#271 to #270 - megpoidgumibear has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #242 to #205 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
game: ****
graphics:awesome

sums it up
User avatar #243 to #242 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Why would you buy such a thing?
User avatar #244 to #243 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
i had 2.63 left in my wallet

why not?

i also bought that festive skin pack for minecraft.
User avatar #246 to #244 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
You have to buy skins in minecraft? I thought you cold make them yourself for free?
User avatar #248 to #246 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
for xbox/ps3 it's not.
User avatar #250 to #248 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Damn. But why do you also need MC on a console?
User avatar #251 to #250 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
WHY NOT?
#263 to #262 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Not bad, but you missed that one spot on my back that's always itching.
#266 to #264 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Ewww, you touched my butt...
User avatar #245 to #244 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
have*
User avatar #224 to #205 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
idk

he has the site locked or something that i don't understand.
User avatar #225 to #224 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Well, darn. So, whatçha doing?
User avatar #226 to #225 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
waiting for minecraft to download on my PS3

bought it 2day
User avatar #227 to #226 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
You ever played it before?
User avatar #228 to #227 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
yes

i got it on PC
User avatar #229 to #228 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Admin's looking for "serious minecraft players" you know? You should see what he's got to say about it.
User avatar #230 to #229 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
already posted

i'm a pro with nuclear things

i filled up 1/4th of a map with nuclear reactors.

under wich 2 giant ones
i put lava on top of them so they look like they are smoking but it isn't.
User avatar #231 to #230 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
And then... boom.
User avatar #232 to #231 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
nah. iron helps.
User avatar #233 to #232 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
So you play with mods, then?
User avatar #234 to #233 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
tekkit mostly.
User avatar #235 to #234 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Had a friend with that. seemed fun. For some reason, I never got into minecraft.
User avatar #236 to #235 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
allrighty then
User avatar #237 to #236 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
How close to finishing is your download?
User avatar #238 to #237 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
80%

download seems slow for some reason

oh

i'm downloading Amy IT'S A GAME NOT A CHILD
#239 to #238 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
I bet you'll play with Amy all night long.
I bet you'll play with Amy all night long.
#240 to #239 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
you play as her mother

in a horror zombie warrior themed thing map

so yeah
User avatar #241 to #240 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Wait. I heard about that. Wasn't it complete and utter **** ?
User avatar #206 to #205 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
saved
User avatar #207 to #206 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Proof.
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User avatar #209 to #208 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
...Why would you save such a thing? But please, really delete it. I don't want people I don't know IRL to have pics of me. Feels creepy.
#210 to #209 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
... okay...

done.

#211 to #210 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Thanks, bruv. So, how did you like the FJ party yesterday?
Thanks, bruv. So, how did you like the FJ party yesterday?
#212 to #211 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
3gud5me
3gud5me
User avatar #213 to #212 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Wait, didn't you leave early?
#214 to #213 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
yeah   
   
but it was good for as long as i was there
yeah

but it was good for as long as i was there
User avatar #215 to #214 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Ah, okay. Admin had a conversation with multiple users, including peanutbitter. There was also decent music.
#216 to #215 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
oh, yeah. he skyped with some users.

GOD DAMNIT

but my pancakes make up for that, i guess.
User avatar #217 to #216 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
I hd pancakes as well today. They were good. I assume your were good as well?
User avatar #218 to #217 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
2gud4me

also, i saw a bug on my wall today and reported it.

>inb4 repord bugs button
User avatar #219 to #218 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Wait, a bug IRL?
User avatar #220 to #219 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
yeah so phunny

also, next reply will be a bit late, need to fix a code for my friend's website
User avatar #221 to #220 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
Okiedokie, just tell me when you're back, bruv.
User avatar #222 to #221 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
fixed

he forgot a ";" between every line for the repeating effect

User avatar #223 to #222 - crazyolitis (02/01/2014) [-]
What kind of site is it?
#134 to #95 - dashgamer (01/24/2014) [-]
Do you even doge?
Make your selfies into a meme.
User avatar #116 to #95 - thewisedane (01/24/2014) [-]
I know if it, but haven't played it.
#117 to #116 - crazyolitis (01/24/2014) [-]
Play it. It's hard as balls, but you should try it.   
www.bay12games.com/dwarves/   
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/DwarfFortress?from=Main.DwarfFortress   
   
And may I advise you to read &quot;Boatmurdered&quot;? I could give you a link if you want?
Play it. It's hard as balls, but you should try it.
www.bay12games.com/dwarves/
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/DwarfFortress?from=Main.DwarfFortress

And may I advise you to read "Boatmurdered"? I could give you a link if you want?
User avatar #118 to #117 - thewisedane (01/24/2014) [-]
No thank you - I have a friend who are already trying to get me to play it, but I feel like waiting a little longer.
#120 to #119 - thewisedane (01/24/2014) [-]
Don't worry, I'll play it some day.
Don't worry, I'll play it some day.
User avatar #121 to #120 - crazyolitis (01/24/2014) [-]
I don't worry, I am just waiting for the reason why you won't play it.

On an unrelated notebook, how are the drawings coming along?
User avatar #122 to #121 - thewisedane (01/24/2014) [-]
I have Admin and Dashgamer drawn, but I am struggling with yours. I think I'll wait until later with completing it.
User avatar #123 to #122 - crazyolitis (01/24/2014) [-]
Okiedokie.
User avatar #124 to #123 - thewisedane (01/24/2014) [-]
Lokey.
User avatar #125 to #124 - crazyolitis (01/24/2014) [-]
Hokey.
User avatar #126 to #125 - thewisedane (01/24/2014) [-]
Pokey.
User avatar #127 to #126 - crazyolitis (01/24/2014) [-]
cokey.


...this is stupid.
User avatar #128 to #127 - thewisedane (01/24/2014) [-]
Very much.
User avatar #129 to #128 - crazyolitis (01/24/2014) [-]
So... I guess I'll see you later, Dane.
User avatar #130 to #129 - thewisedane (01/24/2014) [-]
Do you have to go?
User avatar #131 to #130 - crazyolitis (01/24/2014) [-]
I just haven't got anythign to talk about anymore, and I will probably have dinner within 15 minutes.
User avatar #132 to #131 - thewisedane (01/24/2014) [-]
Same here. I'll be drawing your avatar, then.
User avatar #133 to #132 - crazyolitis (01/24/2014) [-]
Alrighty then.
#96 to #95 - thewisedane (01/24/2014) [-]
Oh my! You look cool enough!
Oh my! You look cool enough!
User avatar #97 to #96 - crazyolitis (01/24/2014) [-]
Hey man, you also wanna show your own face?

And how do you mean, "cool enough"?
#98 to #97 - thewisedane (01/24/2014) [-]
I mean that you look like a really cool guy!

Here I am!
#99 to #98 - crazyolitis (01/24/2014) [-]
phegit.   
   
   
   
   
Just kidding.
phegit.




Just kidding.
#102 to #101 - thewisedane (01/24/2014) [-]
I think we might have been through this before.
I think we might have been through this before.
#103 to #102 - crazyolitis (01/24/2014) [-]
There's a glitch in the matrix...
There's a glitch in the matrix...
#105 to #104 - crazyolitis (01/24/2014) [-]
It isn't humanly possible to remember every conversation I have on this site.
#106 to #105 - thewisedane (01/24/2014) [-]
It's below this 						*******					 coversation, tosser!
It's below this ******* coversation, tosser!
#107 to #106 - crazyolitis (01/24/2014) [-]
I did not see that.
User avatar #109 to #108 - crazyolitis (01/24/2014) [-]
You see, when you reply to me, I click on the number of the alert-thingy. That makes it so that I can't see any other comments.
#110 to #109 - thewisedane (01/24/2014) [-]
Oh, well, that kinda explains it.   
   
Not an excuse, though.
Oh, well, that kinda explains it.

Not an excuse, though.
User avatar #111 to #110 - crazyolitis (01/24/2014) [-]
On an unrelated note, you ever went to scratch your leg, but accidently punched your balls?
User avatar #112 to #111 - thewisedane (01/24/2014) [-]
Not that I remember. That just happened to you?
User avatar #115 to #114 - crazyolitis (01/24/2014) [-]
On another unrelated note, do you, by chance, know/play Dwarf Fortress?
User avatar #93 - dashgamer (01/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/thewisedane/49#49 This offer still stands.
User avatar #94 to #93 - thewisedane (01/24/2014) [-]
Someday I will, I assure you
User avatar #91 - illusiveshade **User deleted account** (01/24/2014) [-]
Any possibility you could draw me?
User avatar #92 to #91 - thewisedane (01/24/2014) [-]
That really depends on who you, are, and how you potray yourself. I must say that I don't really know you, so you've got to explain youself, else I can't do squat.
User avatar #70 - crazyolitis (01/19/2014) [-]
Let's compare the colour then to kine, shall we?
User avatar #71 to #70 - thewisedane (01/19/2014) [-]
I assume you meant "mine".
#73 to #72 - thewisedane (01/19/2014) [-]
It's still white... Just seemed blue to me.
It's still white... Just seemed blue to me.
#76 to #75 - crazyolitis (01/19/2014) [-]
Wait, it does look ever so slightly blue to me too. Maybe the colour change is done every 6 months or so?
Wait, it does look ever so slightly blue to me too. Maybe the colour change is done every 6 months or so?
#77 to #76 - thewisedane (01/19/2014) [-]
P'haps. I hope it actually is blue, I feel special that way.
P'haps. I hope it actually is blue, I feel special that way.
#78 to #77 - crazyolitis (01/19/2014) [-]
It just means you wasted a good bit of your precious time, at least 6 months, on a site with a faggoty population and with unfunny stuff.

JK. But still.
#79 to #78 - thewisedane (01/19/2014) [-]
I don't like the way you potrayed it... But I know you are right.
I don't like the way you potrayed it... But I know you are right.
#80 to #79 - crazyolitis (01/19/2014) [-]
Well then, portray it your own way?
#81 to #80 - thewisedane (01/19/2014) [-]
No.   
   
The truth is not want I want it to be, but what it needs to be.
No.

The truth is not want I want it to be, but what it needs to be.
#82 to #81 - crazyolitis (01/19/2014) [-]
Wouldn't we all want the truth to be comfortable?
Wouldn't we all want the truth to be comfortable?
#83 to #82 - thewisedane (01/19/2014) [-]
Exactly - But you can't excape it. You can just bend over and take it the rough way.
Exactly - But you can't excape it. You can just bend over and take it the rough way.
#84 to #83 - crazyolitis (01/19/2014) [-]
You can, however, convince it to at least jack you off while it's happening. So in the end, it'll be a little bit less bad.
You can, however, convince it to at least jack you off while it's happening. So in the end, it'll be a little bit less bad.
#85 to #84 - thewisedane (01/19/2014) [-]
You will still have a sore butt, though.
You will still have a sore butt, though.
User avatar #86 to #85 - crazyolitis (01/19/2014) [-]
Dammit Dane, Everybody's gotta be butthurt sometime in their life.
User avatar #87 to #86 - thewisedane (01/19/2014) [-]
Everybody is always butthurt - Most of us just know how to hide it - By remembering that everybody else are at least at butthurt as you are.
#88 to #87 - crazyolitis (01/19/2014) [-]
I'm not butthurt.
I'm not butthurt.
#89 to #88 - thewisedane (01/19/2014) [-]
You are butthurt over that I called you butthurt.
You are butthurt over that I called you butthurt.
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