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thewiseass

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Date Signed Up:7/31/2011
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#261 - Do it. 01/14/2015 on Sparkles for you +1
#10 - Oh my god, it's Sarkhan Vol!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2015 on Drugs: Maybe just once +4
#26 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
#8 - Picture 01/13/2015 on The IS has a new ally +19
#6 - MFW people ******** about **** tier animus. 01/12/2015 on Wallpaper Comp Part 6 0
#8 - Picture 01/12/2015 on Son pays off parents... 0
#6 - gr8 b8 m8, would r8 8/8.  [+] (16 new replies) 01/12/2015 on sweatie(: +130
#105 - anonexplains (01/17/2015) [-]
#104 - ibaitexplain (01/13/2015) [-]
#51 - Virt (01/13/2015) [-]
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. dont forget to medit8 and particip8 and masturb8 to allevi8 your ability to tabul8 the f8. We should meet up m8 and convers8 on how we can cre8 more gr8 b8, I'm sure everyone would appreci8, no h8. I don't mean to defl8 your hopes, but its hard to dict8 where the b8 will rel8 and we may end up with out being appreci8d, I'm sure you can rel8. We can cre8 b8 like alexander the gr8, stretch posts longer than the Nile's str8s. We'll be the captains of b8, 4chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to reddit and like real est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8, like a blind d8 we'll coll8, meet me upst8 where we can convers8, or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly, tail g8. We could land in Kuw8, eat a soup pl8 followed by a dessert pl8 the payment r8 won't be too ir8 and hopefully our currency won't defl8. We'll head to the Israeli-St8, taker over like Herod the gr8 and b8 the jewish masses, 8 million, m8. We could interrel8 communism, thought it's past it's maturity d8, a department of st8, volunteer st8. reduce the infant mortality r8, all in the name of making gr8 b8 m8.
User avatar #52 - Virt (01/13/2015) [-]
ibaitexplain
#103 - ibaitexplain (01/13/2015) [-]
It's b8 m8.
#34 - cazpinator (01/12/2015) [-]
#29 - anonexplains (01/12/2015) [-]
No h8, but Im str8 ir8 at that b8, m8. But its f8 that I 8 that b8
#28 - azumeow (01/12/2015) [-]
As anon said, that's the Bait of Babylon. THIS is UNLIMITED BAIT WORKS!!!
#57 - innocentbabies (01/13/2015) [-]
Better
User avatar #58 - azumeow (01/13/2015) [-]
If only there was a photoshop-savvy person who could put that text to my picture, it would be the ultimate bait pic.
#59 - innocentbabies (01/13/2015) [-]
I just didn't like the legs. . .
it looked weird
User avatar #61 - azumeow (01/13/2015) [-]
To each their own. I like the designs of the hooks and the background. It fits the sauce. But now I have TWO Unlimited Bait Works pictures!!!
User avatar #17 - progex (01/12/2015) [-]
moshimoshibaitdesu.jpg
#7 - anonexplains (01/12/2015) [-]
But, but, that's not UBW, that's gates of babylon...
Or Baits of Babylon.
heh.
#75 - anonexplains (01/13/2015) [-]
but Gilgamesh is in UBW
#53 - anonexplains (01/13/2015) [-]
#3 - Picture 01/12/2015 on He saw a lot of things. +49
#68 - Picture 01/12/2015 on If Pokemon were real +4
#16 - Picture 01/11/2015 on Tap water music iz best music 0
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#11 - hyroone (01/10/2015) [-]
I shouldn't have read that
#10 - Shadowrunner gets caught.jpg 01/09/2015 on "He... He just did... 0
#41 - Today seems like it will be a good day, added 4 more JoJo pics… 01/09/2015 on Next you'll say that's... +3
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2015 on sign language for wanting... 0
#9 - animesource (01/08/2015) [-]
Seen this in anime. Anyone mind explaining how those signs lead to that?
#30 - Picture 01/07/2015 on Barfs externally +2
#26 - You have know right to decide why I like or dislike anime. I f…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/07/2015 on why we love anime -1
#30 - testaburger (01/07/2015) [-]
This is like saying that you feel like gorillas and chimpanzees are the same species.

It's not a matter of opinion. It's a matter of being right or wrong. And you're wrong.
#68 - drdisrespect (01/07/2015) [-]
except thats scientifically classified, any youre just a bunch of faggots who are in love with shitty drawings lol

pic related
User avatar #69 - testaburger (01/07/2015) [-]
It's a simple matter of definition. Has nothing to do with "scientifically classified", whatever the fuck that means.

#70 - drdisrespect (01/07/2015) [-]
species are classified by scientists, dont worry, i dont expect weaboos to know anything. Besides how to jerk off to shitty drawings done by old japanese men lel
#73 - testaburger (01/07/2015) [-]
It doesn't matter who defines a term.
The only thing that matters is that these things do not fall under the definition of hentai.

If all you're gonna do is flame, then there's really no point in trying to talk to you.
Hate all you want. It doesn't make you any less wrong.
#82 - drdisrespect (01/07/2015) [-]
hentai is japanese porn, anime is the same shit but with shitty plots. Its like when u watch porn and the chick is a hitchhiker or something like that. Just porn with a story, however its unlike porn in the fact that its for faggots
#83 - testaburger (01/07/2015) [-]
"however its unlike porn in the fact that its for faggots"
Did a tentacle monster rape your mom or what?
#27 - nattsvermer (01/07/2015) [-]
k
#413 - I dunno, there's not much information on their origin. 01/06/2015 on Last names 0
#402 - Well, actually it seemed my ancestors were classed as nobles.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Last names 0
User avatar #404 - pipeworks (01/06/2015) [-]
Then perhaps the region was named after them, instead of the other way around? \
Or it could be more dramatic. The famous royal house, the Hapsburgs, for example- their ancestor built a castle he started calling the Haps-Burgh, the Hawk Mountain, and eventually they adopted the name Von Hapsburgh, which got shortened to Hapsburg.
User avatar #413 - thewiseass (01/06/2015) [-]
I dunno, there's not much information on their origin.
#33 - I-I don't h-have to share with Ganta. 01/06/2015 on Mother of the year award... +2
#548 - Picture 01/06/2015 on Give me a dance thread! 0
#274 - My last name originated from the region of Switzerland my ance…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Last names 0
User avatar #398 - pipeworks (01/06/2015) [-]
A lot of peasants, when forced to take surnames for the purpose of organization, named themselves after the place they lived. They weren't very imaginative.
User avatar #402 - thewiseass (01/06/2015) [-]
Well, actually it seemed my ancestors were classed as nobles.
User avatar #404 - pipeworks (01/06/2015) [-]
Then perhaps the region was named after them, instead of the other way around? \
Or it could be more dramatic. The famous royal house, the Hapsburgs, for example- their ancestor built a castle he started calling the Haps-Burgh, the Hawk Mountain, and eventually they adopted the name Von Hapsburgh, which got shortened to Hapsburg.
User avatar #413 - thewiseass (01/06/2015) [-]
I dunno, there's not much information on their origin.
#76 - refer to my comment >> #72 01/06/2015 on It could work 0
#72 - Fair enough, but my original statement was not untrue seeing a… 01/06/2015 on It could work 0
#69 - But did you not assume that I did not already know that the mo…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2015 on It could work 0
User avatar #70 - agrofenlas (01/06/2015) [-]
Some people aren't others and not knowing the FJ well Anymore I couldn't make an assumption.
User avatar #72 - thewiseass (01/06/2015) [-]
Fair enough, but my original statement was not untrue seeing as how the original comment of this thread could not have been talking about the movies seeing as how the GotG never met the Avengers in the marvel cinematic universe.
#64 - Ah, but we never specified if we were talking about the movies…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/06/2015 on It could work -1
#75 - vegasstoner (01/06/2015) [-]
since theres no spiderman wouldnt it be the movies. i dont know the comics but i heard that spiderman is supposed to be an avenger
#123 - emperorwatergate (01/06/2015) [-]
Apparently, they wanted Spider-Man in Captain America 3: Civil War. It didn't work out. If they do include, he'll most likely be rebooted.
User avatar #76 - thewiseass (01/06/2015) [-]
refer to my comment >>#72
User avatar #66 - agrofenlas (01/06/2015) [-]
With the recent release of GotG, and the other marvel movies we can assume safely that the person in question, the original author of the post was talking about the movie universe. Though, your point is very valid. But we know that tumblrites don't read comics they are just casual fans 90% of the time.
User avatar #69 - thewiseass (01/06/2015) [-]
But did you not assume that I did not already know that the movies and comics take place in two different universes?
User avatar #70 - agrofenlas (01/06/2015) [-]
Some people aren't others and not knowing the FJ well Anymore I couldn't make an assumption.
User avatar #72 - thewiseass (01/06/2015) [-]
Fair enough, but my original statement was not untrue seeing as how the original comment of this thread could not have been talking about the movies seeing as how the GotG never met the Avengers in the marvel cinematic universe.
#61 - Comics....  [+] (11 new replies) 01/06/2015 on It could work +3
#130 - fjponythread (01/06/2015) [-]
Guardians of the Galaxy movie start: Mom dies of cancer, little shit gets kidnapped by aliens shh I know it wasn't aliens I'm just trying to be funny here
Guardians of the Galaxy comic start: Mom gets assfucked by alien space guns, little shit find out that he's a son of a Starlord that crashed on earth, fucked his mother and flew off and REKT'd aliens with father's gun he just found. Then the aliens dropped an IED on his house
User avatar #63 - agrofenlas (01/06/2015) [-]
The fundamental flaw in your theory is that movie and comic cannon are two separate cannons for the same stories. So, just like the X-man movies and uncanny X-man comics are two separate cannons, so to are these.
User avatar #89 - thegamegestapo (01/06/2015) [-]
MCU is one universe, as stated. Thanos and a whole other bunch of characters make an appearance, Starlord's mother was one of Cap's dancers from First Avenger.

Ronan's attack on Xandar wasn't remotely funny, this post fails.
User avatar #64 - thewiseass (01/06/2015) [-]
Ah, but we never specified if we were talking about the movies or the comics.
#75 - vegasstoner (01/06/2015) [-]
since theres no spiderman wouldnt it be the movies. i dont know the comics but i heard that spiderman is supposed to be an avenger
#123 - emperorwatergate (01/06/2015) [-]
Apparently, they wanted Spider-Man in Captain America 3: Civil War. It didn't work out. If they do include, he'll most likely be rebooted.
User avatar #76 - thewiseass (01/06/2015) [-]
refer to my comment >>#72
User avatar #66 - agrofenlas (01/06/2015) [-]
With the recent release of GotG, and the other marvel movies we can assume safely that the person in question, the original author of the post was talking about the movie universe. Though, your point is very valid. But we know that tumblrites don't read comics they are just casual fans 90% of the time.
User avatar #69 - thewiseass (01/06/2015) [-]
But did you not assume that I did not already know that the movies and comics take place in two different universes?
User avatar #70 - agrofenlas (01/06/2015) [-]
Some people aren't others and not knowing the FJ well Anymore I couldn't make an assumption.
User avatar #72 - thewiseass (01/06/2015) [-]
Fair enough, but my original statement was not untrue seeing as how the original comment of this thread could not have been talking about the movies seeing as how the GotG never met the Avengers in the marvel cinematic universe.

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#32 - kightofnever (11/20/2014) [-]
im running out of jojo so im probably just going to show pictures of stuff i edited
like grimmjow and girugamesh
#33 to #32 - thewiseass (11/20/2014) [-]
HA! I STILL HAVE PLENTY!!!
HA! I STILL HAVE PLENTY!!!
#35 to #34 - thewiseass (11/20/2014) [-]
In fact, I now have 123 including only 2 I got from you!
In fact, I now have 123 including only 2 I got from you!
User avatar #36 to #35 - kightofnever (11/20/2014) [-]
sweet jesus my eyes
but two from me ?
huh which ones where they ?
#37 to #36 - thewiseass (11/20/2014) [-]
The one with Okuyasu saying I feel you and the one with Speedwagon saying "Speedwagon Cooly Interferes!"
The one with Okuyasu saying I feel you and the one with Speedwagon saying "Speedwagon Cooly Interferes!"
#49 to #48 - thewiseass (11/20/2014) [-]
Another one for the collection!
#63 to #62 - kightofnever (11/20/2014) [-]
so what are you up to now eh ?
so what are you up to now eh ?
#9 - kightofnever (11/20/2014) [-]
ehhh i dont care tell me this has been bugging me
ehhh i dont care tell me this has been bugging me
#10 to #9 - thewiseass (11/20/2014) [-]
This Josuke has four balls.
User avatar #30 to #10 - josuke (11/20/2014) [-]
Same
#42 to #31 - josuke (11/20/2014) [-]
All Josukes have 4 balls.
#44 to #42 - thewiseass (11/20/2014) [-]
Really? Huh, was it mentioned in the manga?
User avatar #46 to #44 - josuke (11/20/2014) [-]
Nah, I'm joking.
Still, good to see people talkin' about new JoJo.
#47 to #46 - thewiseass (11/20/2014) [-]
It's pretty good. I like JoJolion more than Steel Ball Run.
#53 to #47 - josuke (11/20/2014) [-]
Personally SBR was 2nd fav and you can probably guess first best.   
I'm waiting for P8 to finish so I could judge it in my eyes but it'll take years to do so since SBR took 10 or so to finish.
Personally SBR was 2nd fav and you can probably guess first best.
I'm waiting for P8 to finish so I could judge it in my eyes but it'll take years to do so since SBR took 10 or so to finish.
User avatar #54 to #53 - thewiseass (11/20/2014) [-]
For me I was still getting over the universal retcon , and in the end I didn't like Johnny as much as the other Joestars.
User avatar #56 to #54 - josuke (11/20/2014) [-]
Gyro was better than him in that part
So much better
User avatar #57 to #56 - thewiseass (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, Johnny didn't have the right motivations to add to his character in a more positive manner.
User avatar #58 to #57 - josuke (11/20/2014) [-]
Now Valentine, he did
User avatar #60 to #58 - thewiseass (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, but you could still call him a villain. He was a villain I could like, as with most JoJo villains.
User avatar #61 to #60 - josuke (11/20/2014) [-]
He just wanted his country not to be destroyed
User avatar #64 to #61 - thewiseass (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I can't remember, was locking up all the parts and sending them all down into the earth part of Valentine's plan?
User avatar #65 to #64 - josuke (11/20/2014) [-]
Yep, so no one could get them and use it against him
User avatar #66 to #65 - thewiseass (11/20/2014) [-]
Right. So I mean, he was still a bad guy but he had good intentions.
User avatar #67 to #66 - josuke (11/20/2014) [-]
That's up to perspective, some would say its reasonable, some would say not.
User avatar #68 to #67 - thewiseass (11/20/2014) [-]
Nah, I mean his intentions were good, burying them so no one could use them but the things he did to accomplish his goal was bad.
User avatar #69 to #68 - josuke (11/20/2014) [-]
I mean, he only sacrificed a few people to save a whole nation or even Za Warudo, I'd say it wasnt the best thing but not the worst
User avatar #11 to #10 - kightofnever (11/20/2014) [-]
yea i know who im talkin aboot
Josuke 4 and Josuke 8
User avatar #12 to #11 - thewiseass (11/20/2014) [-]
No, Josuke part 8 has four balls. Josuke part 4 has two.
User avatar #13 to #12 - kightofnever (11/20/2014) [-]
oh i was saying the numbers because of all star battle thats how they named them "Josuke 4" and "Josuke 8"
sorry if i made my self sound stupid
User avatar #14 to #13 - thewiseass (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah. Do you have the game? I would love to get it but I don't have a ps3.
User avatar #15 to #14 - kightofnever (11/20/2014) [-]
yea i do has the game its really good
since i started to read the manga
im starting to understand most of the attacks and taunts
User avatar #16 to #15 - thewiseass (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, but the series itself is great with all the references.
#17 to #16 - kightofnever (11/20/2014) [-]
you could say that agian
#18 to #17 - thewiseass (11/20/2014) [-]
Who's your favorite character so far.
#19 to #18 - kightofnever (11/20/2014) [-]
Joesph is still my favourite but im starting to like jolyne a lot
#20 to #19 - thewiseass (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, Joseph is my favorite Joestar. My fav character is Stroheim though.
#21 to #20 - kightofnever (11/20/2014) [-]
but come on we need more speed weed
#22 to #21 - thewiseass (11/20/2014) [-]
Yes, we should have more!
#25 to #24 - kightofnever (11/20/2014) [-]
its still awesome that they still reference the speed wagon foundation
its still awesome that they still reference the speed wagon foundation
#29 to #28 - kightofnever (11/20/2014) [-]
even though i read through part 3 till 6
im still going to watch the anime to see if they did it right
User avatar #8 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #1 - designateddumbass (04/23/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #2 to #1 - thewiseass (04/23/2012) [-]
YOU ROLLED DUBS!?!?!
User avatar #3 to #2 - designateddumbass (04/23/2012) [-]
Indeed.
Check the picture. Find my comment.
I rolled 44
User avatar #4 to #3 - thewiseass (04/23/2012) [-]
There, thumbs for you!!
#5 to #4 - designateddumbass (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you very much, kind sir.
Perhaps we shall meet again some day.
For now, I'll be going.
I'm just gonna leave this here.
#6 to #5 - thewiseass (04/23/2012) [-]
I'll just leave this .gif here....
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