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#113 - Dude, you jack off to kids. You're a sick **** . G…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on Lolicon 0
User avatar #114 - malific (09/18/2014) [-]
Lol. When did I ever say I liked them? Sorry, I'm big boober myself.

But hey, thanks for letting me know I 'won' this argument. Nothing quite says you've lost horribly like throwing random insults based on little to no information.

Peace. I'm out.
#111 - This is a dog. It looks like a dog. It was meant to look like …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Lolicon 0
User avatar #112 - malific (09/18/2014) [-]
"doesn't mean you aren't jacking off to a child's body."

See that's where you go wrong, not all lolli is sexual in connotation, that's why you're so wrong.

It's like saying anyone who likes blue eyes only likes them because they want to fuck them.
User avatar #113 - thewhitezombie (09/18/2014) [-]
Dude, you jack off to kids. You're a sick fuck. Get over it.
User avatar #114 - malific (09/18/2014) [-]
Lol. When did I ever say I liked them? Sorry, I'm big boober myself.

But hey, thanks for letting me know I 'won' this argument. Nothing quite says you've lost horribly like throwing random insults based on little to no information.

Peace. I'm out.
#73 - they are pedophiles. Don't surgarcoat it ****** .  [+] (5 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Lolicon +3
User avatar #92 - malific (09/17/2014) [-]
Then why do they like the ones that are 32 year olds?
#111 - thewhitezombie (09/18/2014) [-]
This is a dog. It looks like a dog. It was meant to look like a dog. It is a dog.

Just because you tell someone it is a cat, does not make it a cat.

The same goes for loli's. They are drawn to look like children. Just because the author says that she is really 32 years old, doesn't mean you aren't jacking off to a child's body.
User avatar #112 - malific (09/18/2014) [-]
"doesn't mean you aren't jacking off to a child's body."

See that's where you go wrong, not all lolli is sexual in connotation, that's why you're so wrong.

It's like saying anyone who likes blue eyes only likes them because they want to fuck them.
User avatar #113 - thewhitezombie (09/18/2014) [-]
Dude, you jack off to kids. You're a sick fuck. Get over it.
User avatar #114 - malific (09/18/2014) [-]
Lol. When did I ever say I liked them? Sorry, I'm big boober myself.

But hey, thanks for letting me know I 'won' this argument. Nothing quite says you've lost horribly like throwing random insults based on little to no information.

Peace. I'm out.
#97 - Australia forced a male rape victim to pay child support to hi… 09/17/2014 on A good father +4
#47 - His name was Gary. To know what sort of dog he was, all you ne… 09/16/2014 on They suspect nothing 0
#15 - I can't put it to words, but her face just looks wrong.  [+] (8 new replies) 09/15/2014 on wops +2
User avatar #21 - tehyanx (09/15/2014) [-]
Nose job gone horribly wrong? like way too small for her face?
#29 - keltainenlumi (09/15/2014) [-]
So more like this?
#18 - keltainenlumi (09/15/2014) [-]
That better?
#38 - tehyanx (09/17/2014) [-]
#23 - jomgor (09/15/2014) [-]
actually yes but i have no idea what or if you changed anything
User avatar #24 - keltainenlumi (09/15/2014) [-]
You're interested? Sick anime references

I just paint brushed the bags under her eyes away.
User avatar #25 - jomgor (09/15/2014) [-]
amazing how much of a difference that made
User avatar #26 - keltainenlumi (09/15/2014) [-]
Those bags are small but they imply that she might be either sick or sleep deprived. And those things aren't exactly attractive traits.
#22 - **** man, I just had to put my Bernese down... …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2014 on They suspect nothing 0
#31 - matoran (09/15/2014) [-]
Sorry to hear that
What was its name?

When I'm older, I plan to get a bernese
User avatar #47 - thewhitezombie (09/16/2014) [-]
His name was Gary. To know what sort of dog he was, all you need to know is this: He was a registered therapy dog, and the only part of that we had to train for was "stay". He was naturally gentle, calm, and kind. He was a rescue, he was beaten and abused horribly as a puppy, and he still truly loved people. Especially children.

Bernese live tragically short lives, but their hearts are gold. If you do get one, never buy one in the US. The AKC has absolutely destroyed the breed (both mentally and physically). Your best bet is to travel to a farming village in Switzerland and buy a puppy bred from working parents. Also, this method is cheaper, as an American bred one will run you over $2,000.
#162 - Unclear. The titan's came first, and were powerful, but the go…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on the greeks had it right +1
#163 - telamatoes (09/15/2014) [-]
Well, mind you half the titans betrayed eachother and joined the olympians along with all the other monstrosities the titans created.
#114 - Nah, he would have drawn sucked dicks. 09/15/2014 on They existed in the past +1
#53 - I'm saying that when choosing a dog, if you aren't a competant… 09/14/2014 on True 0

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#610 - alekksandar (06/23/2014) [-]
**alekksandar rolled comment #138 ** :
Just sayin' it wouldn't stop when he stops peeing, it would just keep leaking.


what I say before ******* you in the cunt
User avatar #611 to #610 - thewhitezombie (06/24/2014) [-]
Or you could just shut the **** up and then **** yourself. That's all the action you are likely to get.
#599 - theflamingfire ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
Your comments are great, to me your the hero fj deserves take my rare gif as thanks  screen caps of people getting justice plus giving out steam games
Your comments are great, to me your the hero fj deserves take my rare gif as thanks screen caps of people getting justice plus giving out steam games
User avatar #600 to #599 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
I just enjoy sharing things I enjoy. Pretty much all there is to it.

This reminds me that it's been a little while though, so here's your choice:
Action, Strategy, or Horror?
User avatar #601 to #600 - theflamingfire ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
Action
User avatar #602 to #601 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
Do you have bioshock infinite?
User avatar #603 to #602 - theflamingfire ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
No I never even played bioshock 1
User avatar #604 to #603 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
There is absolutely no plot continuity, they literally happen in different universes. You won't miss a thing (aside from Bioshock 1 & 2 being awesome games)

Steam ID?
User avatar #605 to #604 - theflamingfire ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
STEAM_0:0:43665097
User avatar #606 to #605 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
{[TFS]} Vintage fire259?
User avatar #607 to #606 - theflamingfire ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
yeah
#590 - BroadSword ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
Welcome back
User avatar #591 to #590 - thewhitezombie (11/09/2013) [-]
Thank you!

do you want a copy of shogun total war? (on steam)
User avatar #592 to #591 - BroadSword ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
Ive already got it, but if you have a spare copy ill take it as my friend wants it
User avatar #593 to #592 - thewhitezombie (12/22/2013) [-]
whats your steam id?
User avatar #594 to #593 - BroadSword ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
How do I check?
User avatar #595 to #594 - thewhitezombie (12/22/2013) [-]
what name do you use to log-in and/or what is your current name in-game?
User avatar #589 - thebannedzombie (05/24/2013) [-]
Looks like this one is actually going to last awhile....
#580 - postie (04/11/2013) [-]
Banned again, how long for this time?
User avatar #581 to #580 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
It's been a few months now... Really no idea what it was for though.

How've you been?
User avatar #582 to #581 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Pretty good, and yourself?
User avatar #583 to #582 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
Awesome. Working full time finally. Life is good. :D
User avatar #585 to #583 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Good job, or something that you like doing?
User avatar #586 to #585 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
Something I like doing. I like moving around and working with my hands rather than desk work. The days go by quickly and I get paid. The pay isn't great, but better than doing something I hate 40 hours a week and there are plenty of opportunities for significant promotions so that will sort itself out eventually anyways.
User avatar #587 to #586 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Must be hard sitting behind a desk for hours every day. Sounds like you've gotten yourself a decent job though.
User avatar #588 to #587 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
"rather than desk work"

I meant that my job is moving around and working instead of sitting at a desk which is why I like it. I didn't word that very well though...

It also doesn't hurt that the people there are fun to work with :P
User avatar #584 to #583 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Nice.
#578 - rawpedobearraw (12/20/2012) [-]
why aren't no my friends list !
#576 - guidoforlife (12/12/2012) [-]
Dude. you are beyond awesome. How can I repay you??
User avatar #565 - siridontcare (10/24/2012) [-]
you seem like a guy who has a lot of porn....
User avatar #560 - thevoid (10/17/2012) [-]
Sorry, the content is gone now so I can't see, what was your response?
User avatar #558 - KayRed (09/25/2012) [-]
I just posted that to **** with people man, dont' worry.
#555 - thechosentroll (08/19/2012) [-]
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Greetings, oh master of Warhammer pics! Would you happen to have any good exterminatus pics? Google isn't being very helpful.
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#497 - thechosentroll (07/05/2012) [-]
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I don't mean to bother you, but I need some help. Do you happen to have an epic pic of a space marine fighting, vastly outnumbered? I need it for something, but google and deviantart are proving to be ******* useless. I doubt it'll be too hard to find one.
User avatar #495 - thechosentroll (06/23/2012) [-]
Ah, good. You're still alive and online. You may not remember me, but that's irrelevant. Get your ass over here. We need some more butthurt bronies to even thing out a bit.

funnyjunk.com/text/3826889/Dear+Bronies/
#492 - BroadSword ONLINE (06/16/2012) [-]
Played any minecraft recently? :D
Played any minecraft recently? :D
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#463 - zameckis (05/18/2012) [-]
it's been awhile
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