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#58 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on Cruise ship has gyroscopic... +4
#77 - maxattax (12/30/2015) [-]
My life is complete.
#77 - This made my goddamn day. This is so ******* beautiful. 12/21/2015 on Why is this a thing? +9
#135 - Go get a puppy. It will help you get through it, and your dog …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2015 on To my dog... 0
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#185 - lividsnorlax (12/12/2015) [-]
That's the plan, but since I'm in college my dad wants to wait till the summer so I can spend time with the puppy before vanishing for months at a time. Not sure if my current old boy will make it though.
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#745 - Far too much to tell. 11/07/2015 on hey FJ, how's your life... 0
#368 - Yeah, I'll admit I am more than a little concerned about that.… 11/03/2015 on It's an unpopular opinion... +1
#356 - We've been through too much for me to consider leaving her ove… 11/03/2015 on It's an unpopular opinion... +2
#352 - That is decided... she wants to be with me afterwards. And she…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2015 on It's an unpopular opinion... +3
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#354 - luluwho (11/03/2015) [-]
All I mean is there may be problems with sexual attraction, I'm sure you are BFFs and will stay together. I should have been more clear
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#368 - thewhitezombie (11/03/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'll admit I am more than a little concerned about that. It has come up more than a bit. But we don't have sex much anyway completely different reason, without boring you with another story, her past experiences were not normal or pleasant and she is generally adverse to it and I'd rather be with her however she is than give it up for sex. I know that's easy to say now... but I can't imagine anything else.

I apologize if I am being overly detailed, but what the hell. I wanted to die, tried to kill myself, and she dragged me out of it. She was my best friend, got me through the worst time of my life, and supported me and inspired me through the most difficult endeavors of my existence. After all that, I'm sort of stuck with her. In the best way.

Sorry for the TMI, its something ive been dealing with, and as you can imagine it's not something I talk about often.
#275 - My girlfriend identifies as a male... and is planning on going…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/03/2015 on It's an unpopular opinion... +3
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#347 - luluwho (11/03/2015) [-]
I think the problem may be whether or not she is still will you after the hormone treatments. Chemistry is everything. Best Luck.
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#352 - thewhitezombie (11/03/2015) [-]
That is decided... she wants to be with me afterwards. And she is so afraid of me leaving her because of it that she offered to remain as she is if I asked her to. But I can't do that to her. Thank you.
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#354 - luluwho (11/03/2015) [-]
All I mean is there may be problems with sexual attraction, I'm sure you are BFFs and will stay together. I should have been more clear
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#368 - thewhitezombie (11/03/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'll admit I am more than a little concerned about that. It has come up more than a bit. But we don't have sex much anyway completely different reason, without boring you with another story, her past experiences were not normal or pleasant and she is generally adverse to it and I'd rather be with her however she is than give it up for sex. I know that's easy to say now... but I can't imagine anything else.

I apologize if I am being overly detailed, but what the hell. I wanted to die, tried to kill myself, and she dragged me out of it. She was my best friend, got me through the worst time of my life, and supported me and inspired me through the most difficult endeavors of my existence. After all that, I'm sort of stuck with her. In the best way.

Sorry for the TMI, its something ive been dealing with, and as you can imagine it's not something I talk about often.
#343 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
That's kind of iffy. If she was planning on staying in a long term relationship and not move on with her gay fantasies why would she change?if I were in your situation I would just leave her but that is me and I have a brain tumor. Things would be to rough, woof.
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#356 - thewhitezombie (11/03/2015) [-]
We've been through too much for me to consider leaving her over something beyond her control. Her identity has nothing to do with her sexuality. I know you are intentionally being an ass, but Ill answer you all the same.
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#610 - alekksandar (06/23/2014) [-]
**alekksandar rolled comment #138 ** :
Just sayin' it wouldn't stop when he stops peeing, it would just keep leaking.


what I say before ******* you in the cunt
User avatar #611 to #610 - thewhitezombie (06/24/2014) [-]
Or you could just shut the **** up and then **** yourself. That's all the action you are likely to get.
User avatar #609 - blackholee (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #608 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
#599 - theflamingfire (03/21/2014) [-]
Your comments are great, to me your the hero fj deserves take my rare gif as thanks  screen caps of people getting justice plus giving out steam games
Your comments are great, to me your the hero fj deserves take my rare gif as thanks screen caps of people getting justice plus giving out steam games
User avatar #600 to #599 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
I just enjoy sharing things I enjoy. Pretty much all there is to it.

This reminds me that it's been a little while though, so here's your choice:
Action, Strategy, or Horror?
User avatar #602 to #601 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
Do you have bioshock infinite?
User avatar #603 to #602 - theflamingfire (03/22/2014) [-]
No I never even played bioshock 1
User avatar #604 to #603 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
There is absolutely no plot continuity, they literally happen in different universes. You won't miss a thing (aside from Bioshock 1 & 2 being awesome games)

Steam ID?
User avatar #605 to #604 - theflamingfire (03/22/2014) [-]
STEAM_0:0:43665097
User avatar #606 to #605 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
{[TFS]} Vintage fire259?
#590 - BroadSword (11/09/2013) [-]
Welcome back
User avatar #591 to #590 - thewhitezombie (11/09/2013) [-]
Thank you!

do you want a copy of shogun total war? (on steam)
User avatar #592 to #591 - BroadSword (12/22/2013) [-]
Ive already got it, but if you have a spare copy ill take it as my friend wants it
User avatar #593 to #592 - thewhitezombie (12/22/2013) [-]
whats your steam id?
User avatar #594 to #593 - BroadSword (12/22/2013) [-]
How do I check?
User avatar #595 to #594 - thewhitezombie (12/22/2013) [-]
what name do you use to log-in and/or what is your current name in-game?
User avatar #589 - thebannedzombie (05/24/2013) [-]
Looks like this one is actually going to last awhile....
#580 - postie (04/11/2013) [-]
Banned again, how long for this time?
User avatar #581 to #580 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
It's been a few months now... Really no idea what it was for though.

How've you been?
User avatar #582 to #581 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Pretty good, and yourself?
User avatar #583 to #582 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
Awesome. Working full time finally. Life is good. :D
User avatar #585 to #583 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Good job, or something that you like doing?
User avatar #586 to #585 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
Something I like doing. I like moving around and working with my hands rather than desk work. The days go by quickly and I get paid. The pay isn't great, but better than doing something I hate 40 hours a week and there are plenty of opportunities for significant promotions so that will sort itself out eventually anyways.
User avatar #587 to #586 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Must be hard sitting behind a desk for hours every day. Sounds like you've gotten yourself a decent job though.
User avatar #588 to #587 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
"rather than desk work"

I meant that my job is moving around and working instead of sitting at a desk which is why I like it. I didn't word that very well though...

It also doesn't hurt that the people there are fun to work with :P
User avatar #584 to #583 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Nice.
#578 - rawpedobearraw (12/20/2012) [-]
why aren't no my friends list !
#576 - guidoforlife (12/12/2012) [-]
Dude. you are beyond awesome. How can I repay you??
User avatar #565 - siridontcare (10/24/2012) [-]
you seem like a guy who has a lot of porn....
User avatar #560 - thevoid (10/17/2012) [-]
Sorry, the content is gone now so I can't see, what was your response?
User avatar #558 - KayRed (09/25/2012) [-]
I just posted that to **** with people man, dont' worry.
#555 - thechosentroll (08/19/2012) [-]
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Greetings, oh master of Warhammer pics! Would you happen to have any good exterminatus pics? Google isn't being very helpful.
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#497 - thechosentroll (07/05/2012) [-]
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I don't mean to bother you, but I need some help. Do you happen to have an epic pic of a space marine fighting, vastly outnumbered? I need it for something, but google and deviantart are proving to be ******* useless. I doubt it'll be too hard to find one.
User avatar #495 - thechosentroll (06/23/2012) [-]
Ah, good. You're still alive and online. You may not remember me, but that's irrelevant. Get your ass over here. We need some more butthurt bronies to even thing out a bit.

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#492 - BroadSword (06/16/2012) [-]
Played any minecraft recently? :D
Played any minecraft recently? :D
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#463 - zameckis (05/18/2012) [-]
it's been awhile
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