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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:3/03/2011
Last Login:11/18/2014
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Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 163 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 164 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
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Total Comments Made:236
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#119 - I ******* love these. Saw a thread of like 25 not… 08/03/2013 on How The Big Bang Theory works +2
#123 - This isn't even needed for some other things. To clarify, I'm…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2013 on life hax! +1
User avatar #165 - nylak (08/02/2013) [-]
It's totally fucking true. I have a search and rescue dog, and I bring him around with me into stores and such sometimes with just a generic service vest on, and every so often I get asked what he's trained to do, and I respond, "Find dead bodies!"

It usually confuses them long enough for me to go on about my business without any further questions.

In my defense, I do bring him to stores for training; it's beneficial for him to be able to focus on his work in distracting environments, and the more he's exposed to, the better he can handle new stimuli in an emergency when he's on the job.
User avatar #127 - xxhunterxx (08/02/2013) [-]
Fuck
Yeah.
#198 - Can confirm roflcopterkklol Confirmation brought to you by… 08/02/2013 on Hugh jackman +1
#32 - The **** is even the point of that thing other th… 07/31/2013 on Speeder Man -1
#258 - I bought both the Jak series and Sly Coopers series on the PS3… 07/30/2013 on My opinion 0
#95 - It took me longer than I care to admit to get this 07/29/2013 on He's taking it too literally 0
#350 - Wow you took that seriously? Silly anon 07/28/2013 on Russian 9/11 monument for USA +1
#288 - Probably cause he came out of it  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2013 on Russian 9/11 monument for USA 0
#301 - Womens Study Major (07/27/2013) [-]
And he remembers the first seconds of his life? I doubt it.
User avatar #350 - theverylonghorn (07/28/2013) [-]
Wow you took that seriously? Silly anon
#137 - Picture 07/27/2013 on Apparently the royal family... +1
#135 - I can take it...  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2013 on Apparently the royal family... +1
User avatar #136 - crazylance (07/27/2013) [-]
But I will not stand to see a fellow Daft Punk fan get thumbed down.
#137 - theverylonghorn (07/27/2013) [-]
#79 - cue epic Daft Punk beats  [+] (7 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Apparently the royal family... -2
#106 - crazylance (07/26/2013) [-]
Why are people thumbing this guy down?

MFW people hate on Daft Punk fans and Daft Punk's music
#135 - theverylonghorn (07/27/2013) [-]
I can take it...
User avatar #136 - crazylance (07/27/2013) [-]
But I will not stand to see a fellow Daft Punk fan get thumbed down.
#137 - theverylonghorn (07/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #113 - amuro (07/26/2013) [-]
Same thought. Deam, stupid people who dont like DP i guess.

INB4: 14 year old fucks who like One Erection.
User avatar #124 - ferrettamer (07/26/2013) [-]
Because if you don't like DP, you're stupid, right?
User avatar #129 - amuro (07/26/2013) [-]
Sad but true =/
#64 - Damn. I was gonna play Pixelated Bukkake 07/25/2013 on Cards Against Humanity 0
#87 - Perfect reply 07/19/2013 on Well what do you know... -1
#46 - Ah. More simply and with less GTA references, if you drive a v…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on Fun Times +1
User avatar #48 - bighairyfart (07/18/2013) [-]
Oh, I see. Sounds like fun.
#44 - If you hit it with a vehicle, it sounds like something snaps. …  [+] (8 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Fun Times +26
#49 - mikaelkid (07/18/2013) [-]
> faster than a cell phone signal from Roman asking you to go bowling..


lol

here's an example
#61 - bighairyfart (07/18/2013) [-]
Holy shit that was great.
User avatar #57 - Leopard (07/18/2013) [-]
Can somebody explain how the car can still move.
User avatar #50 - mikaelkid (07/18/2013) [-]
bighairyfart
User avatar #45 - bighairyfart (07/18/2013) [-]
I am still confused... probably should have mentioned that I've never played a GTA game in my life.
#64 - scorpiom (07/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #46 - theverylonghorn (07/18/2013) [-]
Ah. More simply and with less GTA references, if you drive a vehicle and touch it, it will launch you into the air
User avatar #48 - bighairyfart (07/18/2013) [-]
Oh, I see. Sounds like fun.
#209 - I'm American and I don't see at all 07/18/2013 on creationism +6
#118 - Like **** you can't  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Well -1
#119 - flippedbookstrokin (07/16/2013) [-]
please, please, all i want to spread is the knowledge of upside down bookstroking..
User avatar #126 - lucianolp (07/16/2013) [-]
This is why I don't go on FJ that much anymore.
And generally dislike bronies.
#116 - No one gives a flying rusted jackhammer's split end about book…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Well +3
#117 - flippedbookstrokin (07/16/2013) [-]
i cannot spread "titties"...i am not in the not safe for work section...instead you can enjoy the knowledge of book stroking
#118 - theverylonghorn (07/16/2013) [-]
Like shit you can't
#119 - flippedbookstrokin (07/16/2013) [-]
please, please, all i want to spread is the knowledge of upside down bookstroking..
User avatar #126 - lucianolp (07/16/2013) [-]
This is why I don't go on FJ that much anymore.
And generally dislike bronies.
#114 - Can you ******* stop posting this on every damn p…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Well -1
#115 - flippedbookstrokin (07/16/2013) [-]
friend, i am just trying to spread the knowledge of book stroking
User avatar #116 - theverylonghorn (07/16/2013) [-]
No one gives a flying rusted jackhammer's split end about book stroking. If you're gonna spread something, spread titties or some shit
#117 - flippedbookstrokin (07/16/2013) [-]
i cannot spread "titties"...i am not in the not safe for work section...instead you can enjoy the knowledge of book stroking
#118 - theverylonghorn (07/16/2013) [-]
Like shit you can't
#119 - flippedbookstrokin (07/16/2013) [-]
please, please, all i want to spread is the knowledge of upside down bookstroking..
User avatar #126 - lucianolp (07/16/2013) [-]
This is why I don't go on FJ that much anymore.
And generally dislike bronies.
#82 - Picture 07/06/2013 on Logical.. +4
#33 - Picture 07/05/2013 on He's from a Different Era. 0
#27 - Just watched this last night  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2013 on He's from a Different Era. 0
#29 - captinchikin has deleted their comment.
#33 - theverylonghorn (07/05/2013) [-]
#89 - Picture 07/03/2013 on dreeeeehihim dream dream... +6
#78 - Then there would be no internet. **** off, it… 07/01/2013 on Football/Soccer in a nutshell +1
#1049 - **** . 06/25/2013 on can't catch me +1
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