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Date Signed Up:7/12/2011
Last Login:10/02/2014
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Comment Ranking:#21611
Highest Content Rank:#22975
Highest Comment Rank:#11183
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#22 - Damn, South Carolina. Far away. 07/29/2012 on withlove's profile 0
#101 - **theunknownman rolls 6,109** whoops 07/27/2012 on Legit bodybuilding journey 0
#70 - Everyday is upper body day! 07/27/2012 on Legit bodybuilding journey 0
#69 - **theunknownman rolls 9,663** 07/27/2012 on Legit bodybuilding journey +1
#1188 - No one ever rolls me.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/27/2012 on he is closo in disguise 0
User avatar #1243 - memeticman (07/27/2012) [-]
**memeticman rolled user Mattyowl **
User avatar #1199 - zakene (07/27/2012) [-]
Me neither. Do you get an alert when rolled?
#1224 - mr skeltal (07/27/2012) [-]
yep.
User avatar #1193 - mrantony (07/27/2012) [-]
**mrantony rolled user rotucex **
#1379 - rotucex (07/27/2012) [-]
Hi
#196 - **theunknownman rolls 3,763** Meh 07/27/2012 on Done in one attempt 0
#124 - Picture 07/20/2012 on Old funnyjunk? +4
#36 - **theunknownman rolls 32** 07/08/2012 on super moonwalk 0
#157 - That escalated quickly.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2012 on life kido,life! +6
#159 - zeropunt (07/08/2012) [-]
Looking for that?
#38 - I've always thought my friend looked like Bad Luck Brian. (pic… 07/05/2012 on ooohhhh Brian +1
#682 - It was sleep paralysis, I was trying to move but couldn't, als… 07/04/2012 on Lucid Dreaming 0
#681 - Yeah I looked up information about that online awhile ago when…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2012 on Lucid Dreaming 0
User avatar #688 - xtwinblade (07/04/2012) [-]
yeah when that happens, you need to remember what just happen look directly into that shadow just as if you are staring into its sole and scream on the top of your lungs(there will be no sound, but keep screaming until it dissapears and you have control of your body. While your doing this, Flex your muscles and try to move. All of this in combination will remove the fear(fear of the suprise of the happening and shock which causes the hallucinations). Afterwards you will feel both scared, brave, shocked and good.
#656 - I had a lucid dream once, but it only lasted 2 seconds. In the…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/04/2012 on Lucid Dreaming +4
User avatar #674 - futachiblue (07/04/2012) [-]
Wait so when you woke up you couldn't move as in "sleep paralysis" or "I was so scared I could not move".
User avatar #682 - theunknownman (07/04/2012) [-]
It was sleep paralysis, I was trying to move but couldn't, also tried talking but I wasn't able to as well
User avatar #672 - xtwinblade (07/04/2012) [-]
You had an SP(sleep paralysis), your body is asleep but your mind isnt, so you start hallucinating and you cant move because your body is asleep. It happens if you wake up while your body is sleeping
User avatar #681 - theunknownman (07/04/2012) [-]
Yeah I looked up information about that online awhile ago when it happened. It's actually happened to me 4 times in the last 2 years.

Each time it has happened to me, it looks like the same exact shadow figure always standing by a door. Since it has happened to me several times it made me want to look up information. Scares me every time haha
User avatar #688 - xtwinblade (07/04/2012) [-]
yeah when that happens, you need to remember what just happen look directly into that shadow just as if you are staring into its sole and scream on the top of your lungs(there will be no sound, but keep screaming until it dissapears and you have control of your body. While your doing this, Flex your muscles and try to move. All of this in combination will remove the fear(fear of the suprise of the happening and shock which causes the hallucinations). Afterwards you will feel both scared, brave, shocked and good.
User avatar #679 - futachiblue (07/04/2012) [-]
Also happens when lucid dreaming I think, or normal dreaming or falling asleep which is called hypnagogic or predormital sleep paralysis.
#182 - Picture 06/27/2012 on Aladdin Mind Blown +10
#373 - I thought this was gonna be something about jailbait 06/24/2012 on Under 21 on the weekends +1
#150 - **theunknownman rolls 20** 06/20/2012 on Alternate Universe (part 2) 0
#170 - This isn't too bad. I'll need the fat chick to feed t… 06/08/2012 on Nope, Fuck this.. 0
#168 - **theunknownman rolls 292**  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2012 on Nope, Fuck this.. 0
User avatar #170 - theunknownman (06/08/2012) [-]
This isn't too bad.

I'll need the fat chick to feed the dinosaur, and he can't eat her without a spoon, I think i'm pretty good here.
#154 - You're in luck, I actually have two swords hanging on the wall… 06/08/2012 on Nope, Fuck this.. +1
#143 - Well, time to go buy a school bus, reinforce it like they do i…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2012 on Nope, Fuck this.. +6
#149 - meowzles (06/08/2012) [-]
**meowzles rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at Photoshop level /b/ ** Always, ALWAYS go for the bus
User avatar #148 - ThatsMyJizz (06/08/2012) [-]
Damnit I just bought a new car :( should've gotten a bus.

I regret my decision immediately
User avatar #144 - theshtfguy (06/08/2012) [-]
I definitely would.
#501 - **theunknownman rolls 846,861,252** Might as well try. 06/05/2012 on Win or Fail? 0
#423 - I enjoyed that, thank you. 05/27/2012 on UNBELIEVABLE 0
#232 - Comment deleted 05/20/2012 on Kinder Surprise +11
#382 - It's a good thing I don't fall asleep until 4am because of the… 05/18/2012 on o-o; +6
#79 - **theunknownman rolls 34** 05/16/2012 on mom look +1
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