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#92 - cripplecrawler (06/18/2012) [-]
your body readyness is weak young foolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

for the rusling
#93 to #96 - thethread (06/18/2012) [-]
The level of readiness that my body has achieved is at such an astronomical level that it makes the very gods who made weep tears of pure, unladen joy.
The level of readiness that my body has achieved is at such an astronomical level that it makes the very gods who made weep tears of pure, unladen joy.
#100 to #98 - cripplecrawler (06/27/2012) [-]
do you watch thats 70s show
do you watch thats 70s show
User avatar #101 to #105 - thethread (06/27/2012) [-]
I used to, I haven't seen an episode in a while.
#102 to #106 - cripplecrawler (06/27/2012) [-]
alright who out of the cast would be the most hilarius mines defininetly kelso
alright who out of the cast would be the most hilarius mines defininetly kelso
User avatar #103 to #107 - thethread (06/27/2012) [-]
Kelso,Hyde, Foreman, Bob, Red, women.
User avatar #104 to #108 - thethread (06/27/2012) [-]
That's my order of how funny they are. I just lumped the women together (well I should put Kitty ahead of them, and maybe Donna too) because they were a little annoying.
User avatar #105 to #109 - cripplecrawler (06/27/2012) [-]
ya kittys laugh really pisses me off
User avatar #106 to #110 - thethread (06/27/2012) [-]
You know what else is a good show? My little Pony.
User avatar #107 to #111 - cripplecrawler (06/27/2012) [-]
i dont really watch it i think bronys arent bad or anything i will maybe watch it. No offense but when my cousin said he was a brony i thought he was spazzing out
User avatar #108 to #112 - thethread (06/27/2012) [-]
Nah, I watch it just because I like watching something happy for once.
User avatar #109 to #113 - cripplecrawler (06/27/2012) [-]
that sounds pretty cool
User avatar #110 to #114 - thethread (06/27/2012) [-]
Pretty cool indeed. I mostly read the Fan Fics though, it's like theres an entire sub culture of Brony Authors on the internet
#111 to #115 - cripplecrawler (06/27/2012) [-]
please dont tell me you look at the fan art
User avatar #112 to #116 - thethread (06/27/2012) [-]
Not the rule 34, just the actual fan art. Some of it's pretty cool.
#113 to #117 - cripplecrawler (06/27/2012) [-]
that good to know because only very creepy people watch rule 34
#114 to #118 - thethread (06/27/2012) [-]
Yes..... only creepy people.
#94 to #98 - cripplecrawler (06/18/2012) [-]
the power of body readiness i have makes volcanoes. it makes superman look like wilfred brimley. it makes robin look like those creepy youtube videos that have the title all in japanese. IT makes bruce lee look look like a brick wall with no cement it. It makes chuck norris looke like when he died in a bruce lee movie it makes nutella look like diareea it makes black people look like they have asian dicks. and that is how much my body is ready
the power of body readiness i have makes volcanoes. it makes superman look like wilfred brimley. it makes robin look like those creepy youtube videos that have the title all in japanese. IT makes bruce lee look look like a brick wall with no cement it. It makes chuck norris looke like when he died in a bruce lee movie it makes nutella look like diareea it makes black people look like they have asian dicks. and that is how much my body is ready
#95 to #99 - thethread (06/18/2012) [-]
My body's readiness is actually able to counteract both the negative after effects of you body's readiness as well as your body's readiness itself. With the power, fury and majesty of ten thousand burning suns, the shining light of my body's readiness pierces through the hazy night of your body's readiness. The volcanoes collapse, Nutella again becomes edible, Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris regain their respective powers and your feeble readiness crumbles before the sheer might of mine. THAT is exactly how ready I am.... motherfucker.
My body's readiness is actually able to counteract both the negative after effects of you body's readiness as well as your body's readiness itself. With the power, fury and majesty of ten thousand burning suns, the shining light of my body's readiness pierces through the hazy night of your body's readiness. The volcanoes collapse, Nutella again becomes edible, Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris regain their respective powers and your feeble readiness crumbles before the sheer might of mine. THAT is exactly how ready I am.... motherfucker.
#96 to #100 - cripplecrawler (06/20/2012) [-]
oh yea motherfucker you made me put on the legendary body readiness armor it has the power of 70000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 burned out stars and those are only the bracers
#97 to #101 - thethread (06/20/2012) [-]
The Burned put stars pale in comparison to the power of 100 Octillion Septillion Quintillion Quadrillion trillion billion million thousand hundred ten fully operational Death Stars that my natural body readiness has attained. OH! And guess what? This is isn't even my final form.
The Burned put stars pale in comparison to the power of 100 Octillion Septillion Quintillion Quadrillion trillion billion million thousand hundred ten fully operational Death Stars that my natural body readiness has attained. OH! And guess what? This is isn't even my final form.
#98 to #102 - cripplecrawler (06/20/2012) [-]
YOU fool ive only put them in the blade i have seven trillion triforces in. IMpossible you say theres only three parts well bullshit you can do any thing when you have this much bodyreadiness. and plus ive gone supersaiyan 700000 bodyreadiness. SO do you still defy me you follish prick or will i have to explain more
#99 to #103 - thethread (06/21/2012) [-]
My bodies readiness has already caused several universes (including all dimensional variations of them) to collapse in on themselves. My power grows further still as those inhabitants of the remaining universes capable of witnessing my glory begin to call me the Destroyer of Time. I am all that makes up the universe and my bodily readiness is the only thing stabilizing everything and yet also what is bringing it to it's knees. I have a tale to tell you... a story if you will. Of how a came to such fresh power as a Prince of all the Air. I will tell you of how my life became flipped upside down in such a manner that was not seen since Zeus Condemned Chronos to Tartarus. I was but a mere mortal, relaxing in the usual manner I had grown accustomed to. Playing basketball outside of my local highschool. Out of nowhere, a group of aggressors (who appeared to be up to no good whatsoever) began making trouble for others. I got into a fight after telling them to leave. A fight which left nary a scratch on myself, but put the hooligans into the hospital. After returning home and regaling my mother in the days events, she became worried about my safety and sent me to move with my uncle and aunt in eastern Pennsylvania. After my strange cab had arrived, I took it all the way to the town (I can't seem to remember the name) and arrived around 7:45. I walked up to the door and knocked. This was how I became know as the Fresh Prince. Then, after I was told to enter, I opened the door. Got on the floor and proceded to wal the dinosaur.
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