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cripplecrawler (06/18/2012) [-]
the power of body readiness i have makes volcanoes. it makes superman look like wilfred brimley. it makes robin look like those creepy youtube videos that have the title all in japanese. IT makes bruce lee look look like a brick wall with no cement it. It makes chuck norris looke like when he died in a bruce lee movie it makes nutella look like diareea it makes black people look like they have asian dicks. and that is how much my body is ready
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thethread (06/18/2012) [-]
My body's readiness is actually able to counteract both the negative after effects of you body's readiness as well as your body's readiness itself. With the power, fury and majesty of ten thousand burning suns, the shining light of my body's readiness pierces through the hazy night of your body's readiness. The volcanoes collapse, Nutella again becomes edible, Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris regain their respective powers and your feeble readiness crumbles before the sheer might of mine. THAT is exactly how ready I am.... motherfucker.
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cripplecrawler (06/20/2012) [-]
oh yea motherfucker you made me put on the legendary body readiness armor it has the power of 70000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 burned out stars and those are only the bracers
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thethread (06/20/2012) [-]
The Burned put stars pale in comparison to the power of 100 Octillion Septillion Quintillion Quadrillion trillion billion million thousand hundred ten fully operational Death Stars that my natural body readiness has attained. OH! And guess what? This is isn't even my final form.
#98 to #102
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cripplecrawler (06/20/2012) [-]
YOU fool ive only put them in the blade i have seven trillion triforces in. IMpossible you say theres only three parts well bullshit you can do any thing when you have this much bodyreadiness. and plus ive gone supersaiyan 700000 bodyreadiness. SO do you still defy me you follish prick or will i have to explain more
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thethread (06/21/2012) [-]
My bodies readiness has already caused several universes (including all dimensional variations of them) to collapse in on themselves. My power grows further still as those inhabitants of the remaining universes capable of witnessing my glory begin to call me the Destroyer of Time. I am all that makes up the universe and my bodily readiness is the only thing stabilizing everything and yet also what is bringing it to it's knees. I have a tale to tell you... a story if you will. Of how a came to such fresh power as a Prince of all the Air. I will tell you of how my life became flipped upside down in such a manner that was not seen since Zeus Condemned Chronos to Tartarus. I was but a mere mortal, relaxing in the usual manner I had grown accustomed to. Playing basketball outside of my local highschool. Out of nowhere, a group of aggressors (who appeared to be up to no good whatsoever) began making trouble for others. I got into a fight after telling them to leave. A fight which left nary a scratch on myself, but put the hooligans into the hospital. After returning home and regaling my mother in the days events, she became worried about my safety and sent me to move with my uncle and aunt in eastern Pennsylvania. After my strange cab had arrived, I took it all the way to the town (I can't seem to remember the name) and arrived around 7:45. I walked up to the door and knocked. This was how I became know as the Fresh Prince. Then, after I was told to enter, I opened the door. Got on the floor and proceded to wal the dinosaur.