Eh, sure. Whatta ya buyin'?

3/13/13 Half Life 3 Confimed.

Sweet, I'll bring my deagle and AR

M11A1 and 1911 here. Har har. We's gonna fuck'em up.

Yo bro, you ever play Magic the Gathering?

Nupe.

You should give it a try, there's a free to download simulator for the game called Cockatrice. It's pretty fun. I play it myself and I love it.

nigga you some kinda 3/3 plainswalker

Le Nope. I am ANIMAR, SOUL OF ELEMENTS!

I'm not even quite sure what any of this means, to be honest.

There is a free program you can download that lets you play this game, MAgic the Gathering (Which is a card game in real life) with your friends.
cockatrice.de/
That's the Program
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Default.aspx
And that's the Game itself

Ehhh. Not sure I wanno try it. Not my kind of thing.

It's not for everyone. Just brining it up.

I know a friend who plays it, but same friend decided Xbox live wasn't worth it anymore and left us for Steam... I did the same, but we don't talk anymore.

Eh, I'll probably use steam when the steam box comes out officially.

Steam box? Late reply because I somehow had no idea this was replied to.

Is all good, and the steam box is valves steam based console for tvs. It's their answer to the 360 and PS3

Oh mai. That sounds hot. This mean I can play CO on a TV without a problem?

Mayhaps. We will see how the box plays out.

That'd be the best thing ever. I hope it works out well.

Oh well, only time will tell.

Time better tell a good fucking story or this baby ain't sleepin' worth a shit.

It must be good. It's by Gabe Newall.

Too bad there will never be a third version.

Because I at some point explained the glory that is Terraria and tried (and failed) to convince you to buy it to play online vis me. If you google Terraria Wiki, you can get a very good feel for the game if you're interested.

I'ma remember that if I'm not too distracted by CO.

Sweet. Actually I just got Minecraft for the 360 to tide me over till Terraria.

Hooray. Is there mod support?

Not yet but there has been talk of it. Though for the time being they are more focussed on getting caught up with the PC version.

Both very good things. Here's hoping it happens soon. I wanna use move plus on Xbox live.

Move plus?

Take no fall damge, climbing, fast swimming, basically improving movement.

Ohh, I thought you were talking about some sort of Kinect thing. I know what mod you're talking about though.

Ees fawn mawd. Better with kinect!

By the way. Never Forget the number of my last comment. *Salute*

Holy shit. Stop doing that. It's freaking me out now. D:

I am just a magician. WIZARD! 915 Bro. 915.

916! I too, am a wizard.

915 + 100 -73 -25 - 55 + 5 =

I don't get it.

it's 917. Because why not.

You shouldn't have put the -55+5. That threw me off a little bit. Also, fuck the 1%.

Teah, and those guys that disagree with us!

Let's go shoot'em up. I got two airsoft guns!

No it is similar in some aspects but still a vastly different game. I have heard good things about Metro though and hear the second should be even better.

Seeing the trailers? I'm fucking psyched for this March.

I cant wait for whenever Dark Souls 2 comes out. I still dont know the release date

Watch it be in March. March is best month.

I know terraria for the xbox is supposed to come out on May 16. Excited for that too.

God forbid Halo 5 comes any sooner than it should.

Oh god, Im not hopin they continue that anytime soon.

I want at lest 4 years until it comes. AT LEAST.

Also, Check em on last post.

Holy shit dude. that's twice, and both even numbers.

Dost thou even hoist?

No, but I make love.

Not War? Speaking of that, totally had a threeway bj tonight.

Well that was out of nowhere. Srs?

Yep. It was pretty awesome.

Hawt. What happened?

Not much. But howve ye been?

I think I might be sick. But I'm pretty much immune to colds, so I'm good. You? Besides the threeway.

Sick too. Also looking forward to terraria for the 360

Why does that sound familiar..

I am wizard

I'll get the vaseline.

Don't forget the Astroglide. I'ma need two lubes for dis shit.

Oh hell, you really gonna teach that bitch a lesson.

When you finally teach her a lesson I friended ye on xbox i am lordoftime12

Okay. Also. I has bad stomach issue.

So do I it sucks donkey dong

Fucking donkey dong.

I know, always being sucked

Piece of shit needs to get a job.

I know, but what else can be expected from a damn mexican.

Donkey dongs are mexican?

Yeah, all donkeys are mexican

That's racist. Don't be an ass.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA. I get it.

From that long wait, I thought you hated me. :c

Nah, like I said. Da dark souls is pulling me in. I haven't been getting on my computer as often.

Dem souls of the dark variety.

Tis a great game. It's such a challenging game. I love it. It's the only game ive played that requires intelligence and even in some cases kindness to help others or all out cruelty to crush others

That sounds a bit like Metro 2033. Well, it probably didn't make you think as much. But it still did in some places.

Or religion

Or le friendzoning monkey face man.

Or Le 9 gag army XDDDDDDD

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GIBE MONE PLOX! BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!

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Lolololololololol. So I think I am going to take a potato, stuff it full of meat and cheese, roll it in egg and then bread crumbs and then deep fry it. Maybe with a little garlic and salt too.

Want a side order of delicious heart attack with that?

Yes, yes I do. It will be so worth it though.

Wait. It's been a day and you still haven't done it?

I was distracted by Dark Souls. Also I forgot. Tomorrow is a new day though. If the world doesn't end then I will make the fried meat potato of cheesy death.

Welp. It's 12/21/12 where I am. I'm alright. :D

As am I. Huzzah the world hathn't ended. Now I can play ze Dark Souls more.

And here I am just lusting after this HP.

Alas, I am lusting after a computer too. She is the apple of my eye. By witch I mean Alienware. Fuck apple.

Nah. Fuck alienware. HP is cheaper for the same thing except pretty lights and stuff.

Yeah, well I like pretty lights. Thats the only reason I want one. Also, what be yer xbox handle?

ISRSTEVENMAGNET, but I don't log on anymore. I can't, because my router is a whore.

Routers do tend to be promiscuous

Damn slut'll let anyone connect but my Xbox it seems. I should teach her a lesson.

Eh, I am straight as an arrow broseph so It matters to me.

I am, too. I just love messing around with that subject.

Ohhhh. Ok I get it now.

And fuck those people trying to ban guns.

Eh, I couldn't care less. I mean both sides have retarded points and are just saying stupid shit to get what they want.

Way I see it, guns should be allowed, but the age should be raised to 25-30 to own one. But, I'll drop that for right now. On an unrelated note, guess who's getting laid tonight?

Me? Wait no, not for a coupla days. You?

No. But I'm sure there's some guy out there. Let's wish him 4 hours of joys.

HA, more like 40 seconds. Oh SNAPsody.com. Source of downloadable BURNS.

That. That was fucking hilarious. I love you.

It's cuz Im so fuckin pure. Pure kick ass. Actually I am 80% kick ass and 17% Cool, 1% OK, 0.5% uncool and 0.5% God.

Bullshit on the last two parts.

Nah, I am .5% uncool and .5% God. I have made some mistakes and perfomed some miracles. I turned a boring ass project into a fun ass project.

Kinky.

I aim to please.

You should make a project with a dildo and put it on the dildos channel.

I get instant front page.

Hell yeah!

and it all works out in the end.

Especially if you make it involve women.

Nah, my regret is fully vailid.

Liar. Yes, it's invalid. I can tell by your typo.

Nah, I regret nothing.

Fak u. you egret EVERYTHING! Also, I love this picture for some reason.

Isn't rarity white as hell though?

And twilight's purple, Pinkie Pie is pink, and Rainbow Dash is blue. Your point?

None, just checking to make sure you knew your colors. I wanted to put in a gif but my internet won't let me.

Threaten to kick your internet in the teeth and curb stomp it.

Done and done. It's being a little bitch right now.

Maybe you should teach it a lesson.

Awwww sheeeeeeiiit i will.

Or will it?

Well, your internet better. Or I will.

No worry, is fix.

Yay. Now make it suck me too.

Oh god why. Also, damn, by the end of the year I really gotta find a roomie to go into an appartment with. If I can get a stable job.

Should totally roomie with a girl.

YEAH, wait. What if it's a trap?

doesn't matter, had sex.

I sure can.

No me. Also, Gif related. why the fuck am I sweating in winter?

Too much salt?

FUCK SALT.

I do! All day err day.

Your dick must be frothing.
YFW you realize the salts been fucking you.

Your dick sounds like a horrid helicopter.

To impress a chick, do the helicopter dick.

To degrade a chick, slap her with a dick.

To enhance a chick, bring her to Xhibit.

To entice a chick, giver her dick a lick.

Wut?

You heard me.

SHEMALES!

ALL the arousing women! Also, have you ever watched a shemale bang another woman? It's strangely not as nice as one would think.

Sadly yes I have.

I regret everything.

Your regret is invalid

No u.

I understand all too well.

I love you.

I know.

On an unrelated note. I fucking love Drum 'n' bass.

I loved my bass untill I broke it. I dropped it.

Oh gosh. Man, I'm gonna have to replace my sides now because of that.

Get armor plated to defend against transient spearmen after your sanviches.

What.

Transient spearmen: Homeless folk who have fashioned spears out of old metal rods and broken bottles and cans that attack passersby that have sandwiches and other foods in their hands.

Mother of fuck. Does that really exist?

Nope, I just made it up. Not sure why.

Darn. And I thought I had a reason to stay in doors now.

Oh, there's always a reason to stay indoors. Right chip?

Mother of fuck. Yeah, I'm never leaving my laptop.

And to play the Dead Rising 2s?

Well, I have my xbox for that, actually.

Jesus fucking Christ!

Oh gosh what.

I don't even know broseidon.

I can't even.

I'll give them the Double Dan special. (Oh god what the hell, I don't even know why that was the first thing that came to mind.)

You monster.

I know. I am horrible.

But that's okay. You're still awesome.

I know. It's the cologne I wear.

The bitches wanna smell yo dick.

Awwwwwwwww si

But then the bitches were vampires and bit your dick. Not suck. Not lick. Just bit.

Sucks to be them! I am totally into that shit. (not really it hurts like crazy) What really sucks for them is I am already a vampire lord and it just does nothing.

I hate being black sometimes. Then they'll go to me. Then I lose my dick.

I hate being mexican. It sucks bruh.

How so?

I don't know. I am white as hell. There's sour cream that isn't as white as I am.

Oh gosh. My sides.

You know how they have all those colors of white? Like eggshell and off-white? Well they had to come up with a new one for me. Cracker ass ultra white.

That's some crazy ass white.

That's some interesting gif you got there broseph gordon levvit.

Here's an interesting picture to go with it. Okay. I'm guilty of downloading this individually.

I can understand.

Can you?

My ability to win is second only to my ability to win. I was just thinking about the saying second to none. That could mean one of two things. either it is always first and therefore the best. OR, it is second to none because it is always third or less. Meaning it is quite subpar.

ITS SO DAMN CONFUSING.

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! NOW I AM GOING TO VIOLATE YOUR ASS!

It's not violating if I let you in.

I will shove a grenade so far up your ass, I will be able to pull the pin out of your mouth.
- Gordan Freeman

But I thought he never spoke.

He doesn't. I just gave him a voice the whole time my brother played HL2. He sounds a little like Sean Connery meets Christopher Walken.

Oh gosh yes. More of that.

The image or the voices?

Both.

I will put my milk chocolate voice on the airwaves.

And all the women shall fall down gushin'!

Or at the very least have to rethink their priorities.

Nah. Fall down gushin'. Or else.

Fine, they will drop to the ground spraying uncontrollably.

Hell yah. And give us food.

Psh, I am a cook. I will make my own food while they are gushing uncontrollably.

I think they'd be gushing for a long ass time.

Too long, they need to be brought to hospital to be rehydrated!

No. Just give them the D.

So. Fucking.Amazing. It is one of my favorite games. (Well FM 4 or Horizon, can't decide.)

Damn son. Got any good examples?

Multiplayer in FM 4 is hilarious at times, depending on who you are playing with. At one point my friend and I were having a delorian race at a nascar track. We managed to maintain 100 mph all the way around the track. He got pissed and turned around. We had a head on collision and (thanks to simulated damage) neither of us could top 4 mph. Good times.

Holy crap, that sounds amazing. I desperately want this game now.

Yeah, I want to get it back too. My friend has it and is also getting it with his xbox bundle so he is givin it to me for free.

Your friend sounds like a sexy person. Both pics are Fleur De Lis by the way.

I can tell. And Yeah he is a sexy beast now that I think about it.

Thread nigga, you gay.

Indubidably.

Quite.

Indeed.

Wait.... bear with me for a second here........ What... what if it IS kawaii?

Knew it.

You smart bastard.

I know right? I am is genios.

Picture + comment = lel.

I try my best to fondle peoples' comedy scrotums and give there humor nipples a tweak or two.

Oh gosh. That analogy. Well done. You definitely succeed.

Dayum Sun. That's a shit load o' pics.

Ikr? And I wonder why I run games so poorly. (Also because of Intel Integrated Graphics. NEVER AGAIN.)

I am hoping to soon get parts to construct my own computer for to play the skyrims.

Same here. I want a powerful laptop to be able to play Seeping Dogs on with Max Graphics. Intel sucks.

Yeah, I will be building a custom desktop. Hell, if I can get the money together that bad boy will be water cooled and will look so fucking boss.

... I wonder if water cooling a laptop is possible.
Pic related.

I don't think it is. At least not in the conventional sense. If it is, it's probably really impractical and couner productive to the whole "Mobile Computing" thing.

Some day~ I just want a decent AMD graphics card, and a higher than i5 processor.

I have something along those lines right now, I just am going to build a bigger and better version. One that actually has a seperate monitor and tower.

.... How old is that thing?

Coupla years old now.

I remember my first computer. Shit got viruses from porn.

Mine too. Also my second.

You can see her vagina, so you're prolly gonna have ta remove it.

Moving on, ever played the Midnight club games?

Njet. I think I have heard of them. Are they racing games?

Bingo. One of my favorites. Well, the first one will be cause it felt like they rushed the old ones. They really made street racing games fun for me. (Would also like to add that that pic was downloaded in the same folder. I didn't go through the whole thing.

S'all good. I personally prefer Foraz Motorsport to most street racing games.

I've heard good things about it. Always wanted it, never got it. How amazing is it with detail?

He played the godfather. Apparently I can do his voice spot on. Youtube search I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

Anything I'm looking for specifically?

Nope, just any video. I can apparently also do Christopher Walken, Sean Connery and Louis Armstrong. (Also kinda can do Duke Nukem)

HEHEHEH. SHEKSH!

Wth is that?

I have no idea. I saved a lot of weird pictures for no reason.

My last comment seems to be a litte bit evil.

How so?

Read the comment number

Oh gosh.

I am one with satan I guess. That must be why there's all these wolves in my room.

What.

Yeah theres a bunch of wolves in here howling at me. They keep backing away everytime I go near them. It's some crazy ass shit.

That's some funky ass shit bro. (speaking of, this was named fap material. wat.)

Oh lawd.

I downloaded this folder. So many things in it.

I have so much shit in my folders that ya dun evan naw. I got it all myslef, but I haven't seen half this shit in there in so long.

Ho damn. How big is your folder?

Several gigabytes.

Mine's 15.9GB.
Pic related. It's what I think of your mom.

Nope, that was just me doin shit. This is though. I love the smell of 356,748 pancakes in the morning. Smells like victory.

I have no clue.

Is deadpool. Deadpool kicks ass and delivers pineapple surprises.

I wish I actually read a comic or two. Ah well.

I was wrong on how many pancakes there were.

I have them all on my computer. I use comico (I think that is what it's called) to read them. Look it up. And if you have skype I can send you the ones I have.

Hawt. I'll be sure to check it out.

Also Spawn.

Oh fuck what. (Also, missed this post. My bad.)

It's Spawn, google him he kicks ass

Huh. Tis pretty neat. Nice concept.

Yeah it is, my mom has a shit load of his action figures

Your mom sounds awesome.

Aye she is. Is that rarity?

Why yes. Yes it is.

Dayum sun

I know right?

I assume she is your favorite?

Well, equally as much as Fluttershy.

Yeah, she is definitely my favorite. (Fluttershy) Also, do you know who Marlon Brando is?

Not a clue. who is he?

Ah shit. yeah it is. FUCK SALT. I am sick.

D'aw...

Yar, I got the flu or some shit.

Kick it in it's ass. >:C

I am, I am stabbing it with my penicillian knife.

Cut it up mang. Cut it up good. Now hold him still while I take the shot.

USE THE SPECIAL BEAM CANNON WHILE I HOLD HIM!

KAKAROT, ARE YOU CRAZY?! THAT WILL KILL YOU!

ARE YOU INSAIYAN?

YES. PFBTHBFHTBHFBHPHFHTBHFTBHBHFBHTHTHHHHHHHHHHHH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! :D
(??????)

YOU BIG SMELLY WILLY!

Defeating a sandwich, only makes it tastier!

Gooooal~

Silly, socks is for your feets.

... That one sounds familiar. Uh. You ashed fo it~

Look, Mrs. Thompson is throwin away board games!

... You ashed fo it~ I don't know any other references. ;-;

huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue. Damn, what am I going to do with all these pancakes?

.... Was that even a reference?

Yeah, both are of a highish level of creepy. But, hey! 1000 bucks a month for having a mental disease. Seems like an even trade to me. Besides, I hate people anyway so it all works out for me.

You don't hate me do you?

Nope, I don't hate you. I should have said I hate 98% of people.

I am .5 of the 1.%!

Exactally!

Blind black guys scare me.

That's an odd fear.

That bright of an eye on a black guy is just the weirdest contrast.

True. true. Then what about black people with blonde hair.

Depends.

On?

Are they actualy white? Because that shit looks awful.

What do you mean are they actually white?

I'm pretty much saying I don't think blonde hair on black people looks good. It's like a mix of Brtiney Spears and Rick James. wut.

Oh god what. That would be terrifying

Bingo.

I am understand now.

Dat picture made me laugh.

Yeah it took me a while to find a large enough copy of it.

Tha one is beautiful.

DUDE! I may be getting an M18x for Christmas! So damn 'cited

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS! Please educate me?

The Alienware M18x. It's and 18.3 inch screened, desktop quality gaming beast of a laptop.

Oh. My. Gosh. YOU LUCKY BUNNY!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmBBdot_RKg

Also this.

I don't know if I am a lucky bunny yet. We will know on December 25, 2012 if I am replying to you on it. Then I can play the PC version of Skyrim and mod the hell out of it.

SO MUCH WANT... I have a Toshiba with a light up keyboard, but it's NOTHING compared to that.

I do so want it as well.

Bah... I have a sad now.

Me too, there's a strong chance now I won't get one. IT's k though.

KILL SHIT.

Nah, I am just going to buy it myself. Through hard work and perserverence.

Fuck yeah.

It's gonna be a bitch and a half though

Yeah. It'll be worth it when you got a portable computer though.

Maybe not now, just found out I have aspergers.

I wouldn't say it's too much to be worried about. Or are you not serious? Can never be too sure on a site like this.