I forgot how to roll!

**timelordeternal rolled a random image posted in comment #91702 at Shin Anime Social Board **
Let's fucking try this again. This is how I feel when you're online.

That's a damn lie. I feel erect and virile when I sense your presence.

My current state is even more confused then perviously. And i was pretty damn confused already.

Did you try punching a fucking boulder?

No (Oh god that gif. is making me die of laughter)
What on earth is this a reference to?

Darn, only a 5

Depressing, I was hoping for 7.

**thesupervillian rolls 8**

FUCK!

Sorry, no 7's left in the cabinet!

You have to check the drawer!

**thesupervillian rolls 9**


C'mon drawer!

Nope, no trace of 7's here.

Damn! What are we going to do?!?!?

I dont know! There has to be another way!

The lord of 7's isn't going to be pleased. How else will he power his ship to get off of this planet? Wait a minute! What if we make a ship powered with that 9?

No, thats crazy talk! 9's could never power a ship of such purportion!

What else can I do?!

It appears the only hope is to chop off your nipples and wear them as war earrings well singing the song of the univers. Maybe then you'll get a 7.

**timelordeternal rolls 0**

Your a wizard with the 7's now aren't you.

I may be, it's the second time I've rolled one.

Yeah, go ahead and use what ever image you wish.

And it would indeed save on gas, especially since i have no vehicle! :D

Ryan Reynolds.

Well, then maybe that's the only job you could have lol.

nice decision there

yes it does.

Well i think imma head off to bed. Have a G'night my fine friend ;)

FUCKIN VONDERFUL

THAT IS FANFUCKINGTASTIC!

WOULD HAVE BEEN IF I DIDNT HAVE TO VISIT DOG SHIT UNIVERSE WHEN ITS ALMOST 3 FUCKING AM IN THE MORN!

... what?

One of my dogs shit everywhere, EVERYWHERE. I just kept finding more and more piles of shit...

Bad food?

Most likely. Also, i have been gone for awhile because of reasons.

Sexy reasons?

Sort of, but mostly not.

Tell me the sexy first, the others second.

Well the sexy stuff is that i basically got molested by a girl. The un sexy is that i scored a 42 on a test my therapist made me take.

Hue hue hue, was she hot? DID YOU ENJOY IT HARD? Also, which test, because I've decided that my year long high school psychology course has made me a psychologist. Is the the test that determines how well you function as a person in society?

Well i sort of liked it, just not that it was in public. It was seriously rather creepy to an extent. And the test was to see how depressed i am. Apparently i am severely depressed.

I dunno, public sex is a turnoff for me. How did no one call the police?
Also, did being molested by a girl make you a little less depressed? Just enough to raise you by one point maybe...?

Its rather funny how people can get away with having sex in public. Though i assure you i didnt let it go that far, my comfort zone isnt exactly in public either. And considering i am a human it did take my mind off of things that caused my depression. But that only lasts so long.

Well, I won't get creepy and ask what all happened, just know that I will imagine something EXTREMELY sexy. Probably without shirts. Damn, it's so sexy it hurts.

Well, I can't help much with depression. Everyone works through it or they don't, but I have faith in you my good sir, if for no other reason then who will watch Doctor Who with me if you become antisocial?

Your more then welcome to imagine it how ever you like ;)

I'll probably get through it in some amount of time. Just gotta try and smooth things out. On another note i applied for a job at a store that opened up right next to my house.

Oh my God, the abs you have in this fantasy.

I used to work at a local store! It's really cool, provided you don't work with a bunch of women that cause nothing but drama, like I did. But when the normal people were working it was cool!

I must really say that i doubt i look anything like how you imagine me head wise. (And head as in above the neck, you most likely perverted basterd)

Im hoping i get it because i can literally walk there within a few minutes. Right around the corner of my house.

Oh you know it was perverted. And I don't know, you described yourself once a long time ago, but I've long since forgotten.

And that would save on gas too!

No, please, continue onward.

THEY SPEW LAVA JIZZ THAT HEALS BABIES AND KILLS THE ELDERLY!

WE MUST STOP THIS MADNESS!

TOO LATE, THEY CAME ON YOUR HORSES TWICE ALREADY.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

They've burned alive. Try again on an easier difficulty?

Yes please.

...wut...

I'd exterminate DAT ASS.

You seem to rather assy

I'd destroy DAT PUSSY?

I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE

My girlyfriend should visit sometime. FOR THE NASTIES.

So your preparing for some fun.

You couldnt resist could ya.

How could I?

I dont know.... Just fap instead i guess... I AM NOT GOOD WITH ANSWERS!

I'm not in the mood at the moment though.

oh... So how are ya then?

Good, having trouble with an ogre at the moment.

Really? What do you mean?

Dragon's Dogma. An ogre is beating my ass hard.

That sounds... rather... how to put it... Just praise shrek and im sure everything will go over ok.

I don't find the Shrek posts funny...

ooh, ok. Just not your sense of humor.

Those aren't, no. However the oppression posts are hilarious.

lol

i enjoyed seeing the master. Actual cried when ever he died T-T

Oh he'll be back. You know he will.

Hope so. Liked him as a villain.

Yes, i can see how using your dick to fly can be a rather fun idea to play around with.
lol

Though, a wreck in the air with two dicks would be super ghey.

indeed, welp, imma try and get some sleep. k mang?

Goodnight, sleep well.

G'night

I can proudly say im not obese, but i could be fitter. You know, im skinny but got a little bit of a stomach hanging in there. Im normally active in sports so thats when i get most of my exercise.

So yeah, i stay within the standards of what can be accepted as physically fit.

Yeah, sound about like me truthfully, I'd at least like to have a flat stomach if nothing else.

Yeah, a flat stomach, somthing to feel a bit proud of xD
Could be worse though.

Oh yeah, could be a lot worse. I could have a neckbeard.

xD

So anything else besides the topic of fitness worthy to talk about?

Not really, until I finish school I am probably gonna be pretty boring.

lol
Well at least your honest

Do you watch Archer?

We have gone over this, and i watched a few episodes on netflix last week.

I gotta tell you now, I have got TERRIBLE memory. I forget things so often it's almost shameful.

Well we do have quite the time period in-between talking about things so its understandable to forget it. You probably just have a lot going on right now so its ok if that kind of tedious stuff isnt in your head like a computer.

The brain is one fickle son of a bitch, that's for sure.

Indeed. But damnit, its the best damn thing i have in my body.

I'm kinda fond of my dick...

Yes, but technically that isn't exclusively on the inside ;)
I agree with ya there, but then again most people would. Sure knowledge is power and what have you, but pleasure is much more fucking wonderful when its from a sexual act.

Hell yeah, it's too bad dicks aren't more powerful and can do more.

I dont know what your getting at now... What do you mean more powerful and do more? EXPAND ON THIS AREA OF THE TOPIC

What if we could use our dicks to fly, or think twice as HARD about something, or maybe fight with them, I dunno. The last one seems a big GHEY though.

Yeah, right after reading that last one i though "Oh yeah, lets have two guys fighting each other with there dicks". But i guess i can understand where you coming from, because it would be awesome to have just one thing that does all that shit.

But frankly i think your over thinking a bit.

Overthinking what? It's just a fun idea to toy with in my head.

Well let me explain, i live in florida, i dont know there motive, and it was a hollow plastic bat that could be filled with water, and let me assure you, when filled with water, like when i threw it, it hurts like FUCK with all that moment and what have you. In the end i went into the pool for like 5 seconds for $1

I see, well if you live in Florida you better dress like Michael Westen.

Well i wear suits... A LOT.... pretty much everywhere despite the temperature or weather. As for everyone else, well you know, those normal people who dont know shit and act like "Gangstahz"

I recently acquired a replica pair of Michael Westen's sunglasses. They're badas..

lol, a replica of the specific pair he wears. Sounds like you have a bit of a obsession on your hands thar.

Those, an a replica Resident Evil 6 leather jacket. Two of the most badass people ever, how could I not do these thigns?

Well does your jacket have 46 pockets? HMMMM!?

Um, it has six outside and two inside. I could show you a picture, or you could Google it if you're amazingly curious.

Still, dosnt have 46 pockets... FOUR.... SIX.... just putting that out there, though that jacket costs quiet a bit as well as other things.

Anyways, yeah, nice jacket mang.

What jacket does have 46 pockets? And it wasn't bad, I got it during a winter sale for one hundred and fifty. Still a lot, but it's usually more.

Yeah, nicely done man. Also, cant remember exact name of the jackets with outrageously not needed pockets >_<

Man, I started running recently and I'm sore as hell.

You must be putting a un-normal strain on them. But thats good, get them muscles nice and tough, helps ya if shit goes down. Anyways though, you in hard terrible pain or what?

I'm just not in shape anymore. I'm not fat or anything, I just don't do much physical activity like I used to, and I'd like to get a bit more fit, so I've taken up running. It makes me sore and tired. But I just started the other day.

Yeah, well it good that ya getting active again, and i agree with what your doing. Used to lift weights and shit awhile ago but slowly stopped, need to get back into all that stuff.

Well if ya feel like your to sore and your muscles hurt to much then, you know, just take a anti-inflammatory or somthin man.

I used to lift a lot, I am not as strong as I was, but I'm definitely not weak. I'm not afraid to throw some shit around like a fucking manbeast! And nah, I'll just sleep it off, it'll stop when I get used to it.

Well a lot of people on the internet do tend to somehow lose there contact with exercise, even though they dont get obese n what not, they do get out of shape to the extent where they may take a few days to get back to there norm. Well hopefully you will adjust over night.

It'd be nice to get a six pack overnight. Though, that may be just a bit too much to wish for.

lol, yeah man, you got to work for that.

Do you stay in shape?

Just saw a doctor who post about rose... too.... much... FEEL!

I didn't like Rose very much...

Every body got there own opinions. I personally seem to cry at every sad moment of doctor who, regardless of whats happening, i cry from the doctor being SO FUCKING SAD

I was more a fan of Martha, I liked Amy at first, but I think the Ponds overstayed their welcome.

Yeah, after the doctor faked his death i feel it would have been best to cut out the ponds... just cause....

Maybe they're in my basement too.

i lol'd reading that. Im not gonna lie. That was funny.

You could go to my basement, if you wanted.

I think its about time i get going actually.... How about a rain check on that...

All right, enjoy your evening Mr. Supervillain, maybe someday we could exchange first names.

Maybe, maybe. Welp, bai

Seeya.

BOO! RANDOM MESSAGE FROM CHATS DAYS AGO

Hmmm??

Sorry, got bored and felt liking bothering someone.

Hehehe, I know the feeling. So, just how super of a villain are you?

Well, i dont like to toot my own horn, but i have thrown a bat at someone today, it hit there windpipe and made them choke for a good 5 minutes or so!

Damn, sounds pretty villainous of you actually, did you apologize or just let the evil stew?

WELLLLLLLL, i had a bit of a motive, i did not want to go into a pool and so i threw multiple items at these two people. One happened to get hit with a bat, the other almost choked for a good 8 minutes on water and was weezing like hell.

I did some comforting here n there, but you know. Not to an excess.

What kind of bat? Who gets in a pool in February? Why in the hell were they trying to get you in a pool?

Yes, this is true.

And you?

All i know is that after i get a medical license i am going into the army and sawing a guyz leg off. Afterwards i will most likely just travel and live in russia.

Russia? Watch out for Michael Westen.

lol, well i just like Russia. Want to live there for some time, get a dual citizenship. Maybe go back to America n live in the rocky's.

Why Russia of all places?

I like it. Always liked communism over there with that sickle n hammer.

If you like communism why not go to Cuba?

Because that were my grandparents came from. Its the heritage from my fathers side and plus, i dont care for whats going on there and am more attracted to the russian land.

Well, dress warmly! I have have mostly German heritage.

I like the cold. Also, german, nice. I know a guy who has german heritage as well. Still has his grandfathers SS uniform if im correct.

I prefer cold too, I have no German artifacts so to speak...

So to speak... EX-PLAIN!

I didn't really mean it like that, it was an unnecessary add on, I have NO German artifacts.

Oh, i see now.... and am somewhat suspicious...

Suspicious of what?

OF YOU AND YOUR SECRET BASEMENT!

My basement certainly does not have hundreds of dead Jews, I mean juice boxes in it......

I've seen so many things.

lol. Well quite frankly i think most people on here are of various ages and as long as they are above 14'ish and or are mature it shouldnt matter to much. But then again it can be used against someone easily....

I've met many young people that are more mature than the older ones.

Without a doubt. I am kind of shocked at how some people dont mature as they grow up. You would think they would get some kind of humility or somthing.

Exercising your Spidey folder? And yeah, certain people just don't age mentally.

Yes, i decided that i wanted to post pictures with my comment and spidey was the closest pictures to my mouse cursor.

It is a shame they dont mature like wine... well... that would make them alcoholics probably... i dont even know anymore.

So, a military medic eh? Why military?

Want to join the army. Serve my country and what have you. Just really want to get out of the fucking city and go somewhere where death is more likely.

Cities are the best places to save total strangers. I would rather save someone I didn't know. Just to know that someone somewhere has a father, or a wife, that they wouldn't have if I hadn't been there. Just to make a difference. I want a job that means something. Military is great, and it's an honorable thing, but I don't want to leave my friends and family. Also, I'd join the Army if I joined and try to be a Ranger, after that, I'd probably try CIA or something. I dunno.

I just want to join cause i want to get away from my current civilian life. Sure i would miss my family, but the friends i REALLY trust arent in much contact with me anymore or have moved.

Well, then there's no reason not to. I hope you don't get shot, you're someone that seems like they might be good for the world.

Yeah. Well normally medics are not hurt un-less they are really in the line of fire. Besides, im sure i could shake off a bullet wound... well, not a head shot of course. Un-less someone gave me CPR.

Also, yes i can be a bit nicer then some of the others out there but me diein wouldn't be much of a loss. ohgodthatsoundedratherstupid

As a frequent user of guns, I can say that most things I've shot don't shake off bullet holes too well. It sounds almost as if you're indifferent to the idea of death.

Nah. Im alright with it to an extent, yeah, but im sure when in the moment i would most likely stay the fuck down. I just got the bit o depression that those human beings get. So i still value my life, just not as much as normal. I am sure you understand, many people go through this shit and this is just me going through it now.

Oh yes, I understand depression well. But as much as I hate to say it, I'm exhausted. Have a good night, and don't think so much about the sad things. Talk to you soon.

Yeah man. Understandable. Imma sleep soon, 2:30 am ova here. So yeah, i try not to think bout sad things etc and Good Night to you good sir. Pleasant Dreams!

OH fuck, I'm playing this game, I'm not going to bed soon. But yeah, enjoy yourself.

KK, either way man, talk to ya later.

Squeaky clean is the only true way to live.

And now, it is lunchtime. IT's 1 PM for me.

2pm for me. Im waiting on a pizza to finish cooking.

Pepperoni?

Yeah, it was. It was also very tasty.

Pepperoni is the best.

Its the one topping everyone should love

I hate vegetables on it though.

Screw vegies on pizza! They can mess up all that flavor.


i am suddenly sad...

Why sad?

Well apparently my ex had broke of the previous relationship because her perspective on it was that i deserved someone better then her.... DA FUQ MANG

Women suck man.

Well i guess that the whole "She isnt exactly the sharpest tool in the shed" thing has its proof there...

Maybe you should find a nice smart girl.

The only way to do that would be to go to a random girl on the street and try and talk to her well hoping she wont be stupid as hell. The only girls i know are a few at my learning establishment, and they arent exactly any better then my ex....

Starbucks has smart women for some reason, kinda hipsterish, but smart typically.

Maybe, maybe. Well look, i gotta get going in a few minutes so i just wanna go ahead n say bye so i wont just leave ya hanging in the midst of a conversation.... so, talk to ya in the future.

Good luck.

I dont know why she did, plan on asking her tomorrow morning since its been bugging the hell out of me. But regardless i feel i have been asking for this in some way. I just wish she could have at least had the courtesy to of doing it face to face. Just dont really know how to deal with it though. I had stopped my seld from getting involved in relationships my whole life and then i finally get into one and i get hurt less then a year later.

I'm sorry to hear that. And in what way were you asking for it?

Well i had told her i wished to focus more on finishing some electives and some work and what have you. But frankly she just liked to get a bit to physical for me >_<

Do you not believe in sex before marriage or something?

No, its not that. I am perfectly fine with having said interaction before marriage. Its just the fact of the matter that her wanting to shove her hand down my pants at about every damn place in the midst of public.

So she felt neglected or somthing.

Does she not understand the whole "time and place" thing?

Apparently not. I must admit though, she isnt the sharpest tool in the shed either. I am relieved i dont have to fucking deal with her not taking no for an answer. I say this because she even tried said actions when we were in the back of a vehicle well my father and step mother were in the front.

Sounds a bit... dull.

If you would please expand on your suggestion, and i could understand your point of view on it.

I mean that she sounds a bit dull. As a reference to your not the sharpest tool comment. I'm still sorry, breaking up is never fun.

I see, well it certainly isnt fun. The thing about it is though i have talked with here on a deeper emotional level and have shared thoughts of a future together. So i find it rather heart breaking and rather sudden. But maybe it is for the best.

Maybe it isn't permanent, there's always that. It could be salvaged if you wanted.

No, i would rather not try and re-build that relationship. I would prefer to move on from her. I personally believe that if she isnt willing to do it face to face and let there be a chance to discuss the relationship then i dont think she is willing to stick to somthing long lasting.

But thats just me.

Well, you do what's right by you, but really think it over.

Yeah, I think i will get a much better idea of what im going to do tomorrow. Since i dont know the actual reason why she broke up with me, so i cant really form a opinion unless i know.

So anything new with your life?

wait, your offline. Dis-regard my previous question in a attempt to continue the conversation.

I had to sleep, but I'm awake now!

Happy awake!

But now it's shower time :C

Shower time is fun time.

And now I'm clean.

could be worse, could be trying to watch boku no piku

I dunno what that is.

Well in short explanation. Some guy in japan made some movie type thing in which a boy he cross dresses gets fucked by a older guy. Then next the older guy is gone and this boy finds a boy like him who cross dresses and they fuck. eventually a third comes into play and theres some big climax ending or some shit. I never watched the thing itself because its rather fucked up. Its humorous how in the beginning theres some disclaimer stating the creator dosnt support pedophilia and that the movies "art" or somthing..... Japans fucked up in some ways but hey, it was just a matter of time.

I AM WELL AND IN THE FUTURE OF NOW! I HAVE BEEN DEAD AND RESURRECTED BY THE GODS THEMSELVES!

I MISSED YOU SO!

I MISSED YOU AS WELL! IT IS A GLORIOUS DAY IN WHICH GREAT MANLY MEN CAN SHED TEARS OF MANLY JOY!

YES! FMA! To be honest though i came online because i though " I havent seen anything erotic lately.... I think i shall browse the pornographic section of FJ sense i havent been there for awhile." and by my surprise someone had missed me! Im also sad to say i kind of forgot about you well i was away...... also everyone else on my friends list... except one guy i use to RP with.... SO YEAH! A FLOOD OF EMOTION HIT ME UPON SEEING YOU! also i am not using my comp. that has my pictures so i cant express feeling via visual effects.

OH GOD DID I REALLY JUST WRITE ALL OF THAT!?!?

Where've you been man?

I honestly dont know myself... i find that when i try to recall the past few months i can only remember the past 2 weeks or so, which had consisted of playing borderlands 2 and fall out new Vegas ultimate edition. I cant really remember much.... im starting to get worried now that i have been drugged or somthing.....

Maybe I drugged you and raped you, maybe I didn't. What's it to ya?

Well frankly i would just like to state two things.

1. I think i would like to know if someone just goes off and rapes me in the ass well i slumber.

and 2. you just have to ask, there no need for rape.

Well, I had to rape, my girlfriend wouldn't like that though.

Understandable. What ever floats your boat! Plus you wouldnt want your GF getting displeased.... but is being a rapist better or worse in this matter. I feel a bit confused.

Have you seen rapeman?

Why yes, yes i have. Rather humorous in many senses. Mainly because he is THE DING A LING MASTER!

i feel like changing the topic because fapping at the place i currently am is a rather bad idea.

Seriously though, why choose the baby faces for censorship, is there even a un-censored one?

Yeah, it's Japanese though.

Hi

How are you?

Im doing ok. I have been kinda busy lately but procrastinating just as much.

K

I honestly still havent gotten my old file back with my images. I dont really have any more doctor who to reply with D:

I have much to share.

Please share. Despite i dont know what you are going to share.

I meant I have lots of Dr. Who for you.

oh, thats makes more sense.

Indeed, though I'll ahve to give them later mostly, gotta go soon.

K, see ya round.

cause im assuming your a fucking circle

Lololololol

Hello

How are you?

I am doing rather well. Just watched a new episode of Super Jail. How about you?

Really bored.

I see, hmm..... would a picture of a mailbox help?

That did help a little but not much.

What about this gif. ?

Nope.

how about this?

I CAN FEEL THE HELL INSIDE ME! IT BURNS!




i dont know what the fuck im talking about

Hey! Long time no write... or what ever the saying would be for this moment.

How are you?

Pretty good. Going to a birthday today.

Oh?

Oh yes. i am going to enjoy staying up all night playing horror gamz. FOR THE THRILL!

Kewl.

Yeah, i must admit i do need to get out of the house more.

olmomo

:l

☺

yesh

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oh wait, your offline now... DAMN YOU NOTIFICATIONS!

Oh hia

Hello thar.