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#368 - I know but people would kick off that it's selective breeding …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on Tickle my balls and call me... -1
User avatar #369 - kiratheunholy (05/09/2013) [-]
Unfortunately yes it seems that way. I don't think anyone will see it our way but we really do need a more affective restriction on how many lives we're bringing into this world.
#352 - this is not good, I mean it's amazing and life changing. But p…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Tickle my balls and call me... -1
#378 - bobbyaloplop (05/09/2013) [-]
no like underwater as a safety measure and like if you get a allergic reaction and your throat closes not trying to bring a person who dies back just for a safety measure and to help with preventable death like peanut and bee alergies
User avatar #366 - walcorn (05/09/2013) [-]
...People can still die, this is not some kind of immortality securing shit, it just keeps your blood well-supplied with oxygen should breathing be difficult at the time.
User avatar #370 - thesuperhanz (05/09/2013) [-]
it just means that all the people who died because of suffocation would have survived a large number of people will be saved by this
User avatar #405 - europe (05/10/2013) [-]
That would be a very, very small amount, actually.
#395 - moonjose (05/10/2013) [-]
are you stupid?
User avatar #372 - walcorn (05/09/2013) [-]
Isn't that good then?
Suffocating doesn't sound all that pleasant
User avatar #362 - kiratheunholy (05/09/2013) [-]
Nope, completely agree with you. We're at 7 billion now and we really need to stop growing. Yeah it's good that they made a breakthrough but we need more population control.... Like limits on how many kids people can have.
User avatar #368 - thesuperhanz (05/09/2013) [-]
I know but people would kick off that it's selective breeding and controlling a basic human right :(
User avatar #369 - kiratheunholy (05/09/2013) [-]
Unfortunately yes it seems that way. I don't think anyone will see it our way but we really do need a more affective restriction on how many lives we're bringing into this world.
#361 - if you split up with her you'd want her so bad bro, stay in th… 05/09/2013 on Why I'm Single 0
#360 - "I mean I've got style, I wear a fedora ffs, would rate m…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on Why I'm Single +6
#363 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/09/2013) [-]
I just can't believe his mother let him leave the house looking like that.



Not zipping up when it is clearly a chilly day. For shame.
#227 - It's actually the Union Flag, it's only the Union Jack when on…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on The English Language 0
User avatar #230 - lateday (05/10/2013) [-]
Doctor who?
#269 - What if she never regrets it? 05/09/2013 on Can it get worse? +5
#267 - wasted? 05/09/2013 on Can it get worse? 0
#209 - >Great Britain flag >American say's it's English …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/09/2013 on The English Language -8
#223 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/09/2013) [-]
Its funny because 'American' is closer to original English than European English. European English is spoken that way because after America became independent they wanted to separate themselves further, even at the language level.
#221 - captnnorway (05/09/2013) [-]
The girl who make these made a comic about why England was wearing the Union Jack ... When he wore his own flag everyone thought he was redcross guy.
(satwcomic.com/english-flag)
User avatar #215 - neutralgray (05/09/2013) [-]
> Comic that's arguably funny
> Have to complain about small issue
> Wow, this comment sucks
User avatar #214 - lateday (05/09/2013) [-]
That is the Union Jack. Not Great Britain's flag. Although they are almost the same. Besides, America is usually portrayed as ignorant of european culture in those comics.
#227 - thesuperhanz (05/09/2013) [-]
It's actually the Union Flag, it's only the Union Jack when on the Jack mast of a ship
fun little fact for everyone there
User avatar #230 - lateday (05/10/2013) [-]
Doctor who?
#32 - I bet you have minus numbers when it comes to friends, it's no… 05/07/2013 on This kid was born for politics 0
#123 - method acting looking at the theatre practicianer Stanislavski… 05/04/2013 on Charlie Fucking Sheen 0
#81 - $10'000 a month on weed, that's like an ounce every day, you'd… 05/02/2013 on Interesting Facts +1
#223 - **thesuperhanz rolls 05** last time  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2013 on its finally over 0
#243 - specialeddie (05/02/2013) [-]
**specialeddie rolls 77** be strong fellow interwebber
#244 - specialeddie (05/02/2013) [-]
#42 - I tried a spicy bean battered one, it was ******* … 05/02/2013 on Vegans +2
#215 - **thesuperhanz rolls 62** check em  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2013 on its finally over 0
User avatar #223 - thesuperhanz (05/02/2013) [-]
**thesuperhanz rolls 05** last time
#243 - specialeddie (05/02/2013) [-]
**specialeddie rolls 77** be strong fellow interwebber
#244 - specialeddie (05/02/2013) [-]
#212 - **thesuperhanz rolls 76**  [+] (5 new replies) 05/02/2013 on its finally over 0
#214 - specialeddie (05/02/2013) [-]
**specialeddie rolls 01** dubs or your last roll
User avatar #215 - thesuperhanz (05/02/2013) [-]
**thesuperhanz rolls 62** check em
User avatar #223 - thesuperhanz (05/02/2013) [-]
**thesuperhanz rolls 05** last time
#243 - specialeddie (05/02/2013) [-]
**specialeddie rolls 77** be strong fellow interwebber
#244 - specialeddie (05/02/2013) [-]
#208 - **thesuperhanz rolls 14** dubs and game begins again  [+] (7 new replies) 05/02/2013 on its finally over 0
#211 - specialeddie (05/02/2013) [-]
**specialeddie rolls 73**
User avatar #212 - thesuperhanz (05/02/2013) [-]
**thesuperhanz rolls 76**
#214 - specialeddie (05/02/2013) [-]
**specialeddie rolls 01** dubs or your last roll
User avatar #215 - thesuperhanz (05/02/2013) [-]
**thesuperhanz rolls 62** check em
User avatar #223 - thesuperhanz (05/02/2013) [-]
**thesuperhanz rolls 05** last time
#243 - specialeddie (05/02/2013) [-]
**specialeddie rolls 77** be strong fellow interwebber
#244 - specialeddie (05/02/2013) [-]
#48 - ****** 04/28/2013 on Poor East Germany.. +2
#328 - why am I getting down voted? it's a fact 2,200 is a large numb… 04/28/2013 on Murica 0
#324 - >We almost did win >almost win >almost &g…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Murica -2
#331 - winglit (04/28/2013) [-]
...k?
#54 - VC undefeated  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Murica -10
User avatar #55 - contradiction (04/28/2013) [-]
what does that...nevermind.
#48 - Meaning actually that America are not highly adaptable just ch…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Murica -6
#95 - winglit (04/28/2013) [-]
We almost did win? the Tet offensive was a last ditch effort which failed, it just shocked the American populace so much they demanded we pull out we lost the war in the Media not the actual fighting
User avatar #324 - thesuperhanz (04/28/2013) [-]
>We almost did win
>almost win
>almost
>almost winning isn't winning
#331 - winglit (04/28/2013) [-]
...k?
User avatar #53 - contradiction (04/28/2013) [-]
that wasn't the main problem though(well from stuff i read). the problem was America(citizens) was totally against the war. They showed the Vietnam war on television with no censorship.after people saw what was truly happening, massive movements against the War pretty much undermined the entire thing, on top of that people in those protests were killed....that war was just...well fucked up. i wouldn't say we lost to them but we kind of beat ourselves.
User avatar #259 - contradiction (04/28/2013) [-]
this website is so backwards
#332 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/28/2013) [-]
Then get the fuck off.
User avatar #335 - contradiction (04/28/2013) [-]
nah i'm good. ill just think that the comment section has some special people.
User avatar #54 - thesuperhanz (04/28/2013) [-]
VC undefeated
User avatar #55 - contradiction (04/28/2013) [-]
what does that...nevermind.
#45 - They have such a high causality rate in Afghanistan  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Murica -3
#94 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/28/2013) [-]
The Soviets lost around 14,500 soldiers while they were there for 9 years. America lost 2,200 in 11 years. One number is bigger than the other.
User avatar #328 - thesuperhanz (04/28/2013) [-]
why am I getting down voted? it's a fact 2,200 is a large number compared to Britain's 441
#43 - >Vietnam  [+] (10 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Murica -4
#140 - ungabunga (04/28/2013) [-]
name a country with a 100% success rate.
User avatar #156 - nogphille (04/28/2013) [-]
France.
few men have ever died fleeing.
#216 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/28/2013) [-]
k, well not french but i hate when people say the french surrendered a lot, out of hundreds upon hundreds of wars they have surrender maybe 10 times, most people jest them for surrendering out of ww2, but they had no choice and they did it for a great reason and still really helped with the war afterwards, the french, after they surrender sent saboteurs into the german army and fucked shit up...and a lot of shit was then promptly...fucked up.
User avatar #226 - nogphille (04/28/2013) [-]
it's a joke, coming from stereotypes. I couldn't care less if not all midgets smell like cabbage or whether black people actually buy the bikes they ride.
User avatar #239 - coolcalx (04/28/2013) [-]
>midgets smell like cabbage
am I missing some stereotype here?
User avatar #254 - nogphille (04/28/2013) [-]
you're in need of a rewatching of austin powers.
#191 - mrmcput (04/28/2013) [-]
Tell that to the French army that fled Russia.
#157 - ungabunga (04/28/2013) [-]
Excellent point. I concede.
User avatar #158 - nogphille (04/28/2013) [-]
you'd make a good frenchman.
#250 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#42 - America were so adaptable to Vietnam...  [+] (11 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Murica -7
User avatar #46 - contradiction (04/28/2013) [-]
what?
User avatar #48 - thesuperhanz (04/28/2013) [-]
Meaning actually that America are not highly adaptable just chaotic as in Vietnam if they had adapted to jungle warfare they would have won
#95 - winglit (04/28/2013) [-]
We almost did win? the Tet offensive was a last ditch effort which failed, it just shocked the American populace so much they demanded we pull out we lost the war in the Media not the actual fighting
User avatar #324 - thesuperhanz (04/28/2013) [-]
>We almost did win
>almost win
>almost
>almost winning isn't winning
#331 - winglit (04/28/2013) [-]
...k?
User avatar #53 - contradiction (04/28/2013) [-]
that wasn't the main problem though(well from stuff i read). the problem was America(citizens) was totally against the war. They showed the Vietnam war on television with no censorship.after people saw what was truly happening, massive movements against the War pretty much undermined the entire thing, on top of that people in those protests were killed....that war was just...well fucked up. i wouldn't say we lost to them but we kind of beat ourselves.
User avatar #259 - contradiction (04/28/2013) [-]
this website is so backwards
#332 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/28/2013) [-]
Then get the fuck off.
User avatar #335 - contradiction (04/28/2013) [-]
nah i'm good. ill just think that the comment section has some special people.
User avatar #54 - thesuperhanz (04/28/2013) [-]
VC undefeated
User avatar #55 - contradiction (04/28/2013) [-]
what does that...nevermind.
#64 - >2 grams for about £12 >ameicans overpay >…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on 2 grams 0
User avatar #70 - breadbasket (04/26/2013) [-]
£12
lol. Maybe for mids.

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User avatar #7 - amissingmouse (03/08/2013) [-]
Will you be my friend?
User avatar #6 - amissingmouse (03/08/2013) [-]
Hi
#4 - radiserne (01/23/2013) [-]
Ye a wizard
#5 to #4 - thesuperhanz (01/24/2013) [-]
enjoy this gif. may you use it against reposters in the future
enjoy this gif. may you use it against reposters in the future
#1 - leoroxis (04/08/2012) [-]
You seem butthurt
You seem butthurt
User avatar #2 to #1 - thesuperhanz (04/08/2012) [-]
link??
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