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#86 - and I bet they all have fleas, so no petting 03/11/2013 on Cat Island +1
#315 - Coldplay, are you serious? they're just as bad as 1D  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2013 on Our work here is done. +3
User avatar #348 - yesrilo (03/11/2013) [-]
thumb for jake bugg sir
#30 - Picture 03/10/2013 on The gate +2
#31 - /b/ then sent a **** load of pizzas to her house  [+] (3 new replies) 03/09/2013 on A force for good +207
#135 - EdwardNigma (03/09/2013) [-]
How is that bad?
User avatar #289 - theoriginalzombie (03/09/2013) [-]
Well you usually have to pay for them at the door. Its gotta suck saying I don't have money every ten minutes
#259 - rakoom (03/09/2013) [-]
He didn't imply that it was.
#93 - Why don't we all agree that all of our countries have a large …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2013 on Europe +15
User avatar #101 - doctadeathbench (03/08/2013) [-]
because that would be to easy
#8 - Picture 03/08/2013 on thesuperhanz's profile 0
#195 - Actually you're kind of right, I'm just saying that because I … 03/08/2013 on 100% Repost. Sue me. +1
#443 - Win the war, FOR THE GLORY OF THE ************ 03/08/2013 on What would you do? +3
#192 - I read something about dopamine levels but no ones summed it u… 03/08/2013 on 100% Repost. Sue me. +1
#187 - it's people like that who don't understand Quetiaphine is an a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2013 on 100% Repost. Sue me. 0
User avatar #191 - amissingmouse (03/08/2013) [-]
I also have a physical dis-order. :3 I'm Dyspraxic, and I have a fucked up back due to bullying at school.
#176 - TAKE THE PILLS, people have such an ignorance towards medicati…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2013 on 100% Repost. Sue me. -1
#193 - rotinaj (03/08/2013) [-]
Whoa there ; it depends a LOT on the medication. For instance, I have a friend who takes welbutrin and is fine all the time. I have another friend who had mild depression and took zoloft one time and became severely depressed and felt terrible for the duration of the drug's effects.
User avatar #195 - thesuperhanz (03/08/2013) [-]
Actually you're kind of right, I'm just saying that because I got put on the right stuff and am now at a good dose
User avatar #178 - amissingmouse (03/08/2013) [-]
They say I need them but haven't given them to me. ._.
That's the problem I suppose.
#172 - that doesn't make sense, you claim you're mental health has di…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2013 on 100% Repost. Sue me. 0
User avatar #174 - mrblueftw (03/08/2013) [-]
oh. i thought you meant that you put shit in a tablet and then snort your own shit.
#168 - "Gets medication for mental illness, no high from snortin… 03/08/2013 on 100% Repost. Sue me. 0
#162 - even if I crush a tablet and snort it there is no high!  [+] (5 new replies) 03/08/2013 on 100% Repost. Sue me. +2
#167 - mrblueftw (03/08/2013) [-]
<my mental health after reading that.
User avatar #172 - thesuperhanz (03/08/2013) [-]
that doesn't make sense, you claim you're mental health has disappeared after learning that a schizophrenic tried to snort his medication, whut? also if anyone knows what you can mix Quetiaphine with that'd be great
User avatar #174 - mrblueftw (03/08/2013) [-]
oh. i thought you meant that you put shit in a tablet and then snort your own shit.
#164 - anonymous (03/08/2013) [-]
that should be on a white people problems image macro.
User avatar #168 - thesuperhanz (03/08/2013) [-]
"Gets medication for mental illness, no high from snorting it"
#160 - I got diagnosed with Schizophrenia a few months back after I h…  [+] (21 new replies) 03/08/2013 on 100% Repost. Sue me. +7
User avatar #183 - lolfire (03/08/2013) [-]
Of course there's no recreational value...

Schizophrenia is related to over or underactive dopamine levels in some parts of the brain. Not the whole brain as over stimulation would be ADD/ADHD and understimulation would be depression. It's just localized to certain parts of your brain.

What your meds do is stop the production of dopamine and other reward chemicals in certain parts, that's why there's an increased risk of suicide and depression while taking anti-depressant or anti-psychotic pills. Strange huh.

Anyway, what your snorting / taking is effectively the opposite of a good time. It makes good times seem not as good so when you do your crazy shit you don't feel good about it therefore you don't do it anymore.
User avatar #192 - thesuperhanz (03/08/2013) [-]
I read something about dopamine levels but no ones summed it up so simply to me, thank you. I find I feel happier on them though, it takes away so much anxiety what sounds and voices and the feeling of being watched create.
User avatar #173 - amissingmouse (03/08/2013) [-]
:c I got diagnosed with a low self esteem. Apparently, due to that, I've driven myself into severe depression. I apparently should be taking pills for it, but I don't. I know how you feel, man. Sorry to hear it.
User avatar #176 - thesuperhanz (03/08/2013) [-]
TAKE THE PILLS, people have such an ignorance towards medication but it really does work. Illnesses require medication, they don't sedate you or change who you are they give you the ability to function. Trust me i'm from the internet <3
#193 - rotinaj (03/08/2013) [-]
Whoa there ; it depends a LOT on the medication. For instance, I have a friend who takes welbutrin and is fine all the time. I have another friend who had mild depression and took zoloft one time and became severely depressed and felt terrible for the duration of the drug's effects.
User avatar #195 - thesuperhanz (03/08/2013) [-]
Actually you're kind of right, I'm just saying that because I got put on the right stuff and am now at a good dose
User avatar #178 - amissingmouse (03/08/2013) [-]
They say I need them but haven't given them to me. ._.
That's the problem I suppose.
User avatar #175 - pianoasis (03/08/2013) [-]
>you're normal
>here take normal pills
>now you can feel even normaler

Logic
User avatar #177 - amissingmouse (03/08/2013) [-]
I've had suicidal tendencies, as well as self harming. Not only that, I have bipolar dis-order, and something which I can't remember the name of (English isn't my first language. Sue me. :c)
User avatar #179 - pianoasis (03/08/2013) [-]
chrono-synclastic infunbibulumphobia?
User avatar #181 - amissingmouse (03/08/2013) [-]
=_=. End of conversation.
User avatar #187 - thesuperhanz (03/08/2013) [-]
it's people like that who don't understand Quetiaphine is an anti psycotic which is really precise in what it does, It's a god send for me as it means I can function it's used for bi-polar as well people don't understand mental illnesses are still illnesses and medication makes them bearable
User avatar #191 - amissingmouse (03/08/2013) [-]
I also have a physical dis-order. :3 I'm Dyspraxic, and I have a fucked up back due to bullying at school.
User avatar #182 - pianoasis (03/08/2013) [-]
bye
#161 - mrblueftw (03/08/2013) [-]
are you saying shit is not a recreational activity?
but..i always felt like a winner after the game.
User avatar #162 - thesuperhanz (03/08/2013) [-]
even if I crush a tablet and snort it there is no high!
#167 - mrblueftw (03/08/2013) [-]
<my mental health after reading that.
User avatar #172 - thesuperhanz (03/08/2013) [-]
that doesn't make sense, you claim you're mental health has disappeared after learning that a schizophrenic tried to snort his medication, whut? also if anyone knows what you can mix Quetiaphine with that'd be great
User avatar #174 - mrblueftw (03/08/2013) [-]
oh. i thought you meant that you put shit in a tablet and then snort your own shit.
#164 - anonymous (03/08/2013) [-]
that should be on a white people problems image macro.
User avatar #168 - thesuperhanz (03/08/2013) [-]
"Gets medication for mental illness, no high from snorting it"
#119 - THIS HAS TO BE A THING, games are to action packed I want to … 03/06/2013 on this field cannot be empty 0
#308 - I think it's because he got caught dealing cat nip to some kit… 03/05/2013 on Catbath 0
#244 - my cat got shot yesterday, we don't have the funds to have him…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/05/2013 on Catbath +2
User avatar #255 - alstorp (03/05/2013) [-]
Thug life.

Sorry
User avatar #247 - beatmasterz (03/05/2013) [-]
Did he owe money to the cat maffia?
User avatar #246 - mysteriouswaiz (03/05/2013) [-]
thumb this guy up so he can use the thumbs to pay for the operation needed on his cat if he gets 100 thumbs the vets said they'll operate and save the cat





it was sarcasm


im sorry to hear about your cat man dude
User avatar #308 - thesuperhanz (03/05/2013) [-]
I think it's because he got caught dealing cat nip to some kittens, I'm not bothered about thumbs they don't mean anything. It's just I take my cat for granted and don't want people to do the same
#74 - then there's another person, the pre class baker "Cigaret… 03/04/2013 on Fo sho 0
#68 - >Inb4 done b4 03/04/2013 on Abortion +1
#116 - Bootiful 03/04/2013 on check them doubloons 0
#142 - **thesuperhanz rolled a random image posted in comment #90 … 03/04/2013 on Cool shiz +1
#482 - Thumbing up the top comment is like posting sex tips on funny junk 03/04/2013 on Sexual Advice Mallard (male... 0
#28 - >Be 14 >on ********* football team in l…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/03/2013 on Girl tries to play football +14
User avatar #76 - albinodogcrap (03/03/2013) [-]
>Be me
>Play soccer for 2 years
>Turn 7
User avatar #47 - tehbomb (03/03/2013) [-]
>Play soccer for 8 straight years from when i was 6
>Fucking useless shitbags on my team
>Lose every single game for 8 years
>Team never changed, not even one person
>Coach is some volunteer fuckface with, of course, a kid on the team
>Naturally makes the kid captain even though he's a suckup piece of shit player
>I fucking quit after 8 years of bullshit
>MFW Bitemston is 9000 times better than that piece of shit game
User avatar #32 - dillard1 (03/03/2013) [-]
Oh... They were talking about American Football
#221 - art is capturing the moment of inspiration, this captures said… 03/03/2013 on Good Painting 0

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User avatar #7 - amissingmouse (03/08/2013) [-]
Will you be my friend?
User avatar #6 - amissingmouse (03/08/2013) [-]
Hi
#4 - radiserne (01/23/2013) [-]
Ye a wizard
#5 to #4 - thesuperhanz (01/24/2013) [-]
enjoy this gif. may you use it against reposters in the future
enjoy this gif. may you use it against reposters in the future
#1 - leoroxis (04/08/2012) [-]
You seem butthurt
You seem butthurt
User avatar #2 to #1 - thesuperhanz (04/08/2012) [-]
link??
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