Sup ********* .

how are you?

Pretty good, yourself?

Im okaaayy. about to play some warframe I think.

Never played it, any good? To be quite frank I'm not even sure what genre it is.

Its a third person shooter.
Its fun.

Might have to try it out if I ever get the chance. I'm poor, so the only way I'll get to play it is through someone else.

***** free yo.

**** ***** . I'm not on current gen. All I've got is my trusty PS3. And by trusty I mean failing. What's the console equivalent of kidney failure?

Ah well the game runs pretty well on low end PCs.

My priorities currently lie with getting a sword. Oh, and a car. Not in that order.

I see.

PC can sure come after the sword. Unless I get another sword. I like swords.

I don't know why it's sideways

Heheh. Thanks for the thought. How's everything going?

You beautiful son of a bitch.

Is that... A compliment then?

Honestly I don't know any more. Also he's sat playing Halo and I'm baking cookies and he hadn't said anything for about 20 mins then just mumbles to himself "I don't think I'm very good at this 'life' thing"

He can't be doing too poorly, he has a girlfriend and Halo.

Excuse me, he has a girlfriend who bakes him the best cookies in the world while he plays Halo and he got to lick the bowl and eat the leftover chocolate (I swear those aren't euphemisms).

Later we're going to eat cookies, drink beer and watch Terminator

See, he's even better off than I thought. Like, assuming I get a girlfriend at any point, I doubt she'll make me cookies.
Because I eat chocolate chips straight up.
I'm not a fatass, I promise.

You'll find your cookie wench soon enough. There's one for everyone

I don't have a forever alone attitude or anything. It just seems really bleak. I won't go into all of the details. Doubt you want to hear that anyway. Which Terminator are you going to watch?

The first one. Sam is sadly so undereducated when it comes to movies. I'm working my way through great franchises he's never seen. So far I've shown him The Matrix, Back To The Future 1 and 2, Indiana Jones 1-3 and tonight we begin Terminator.

Can't say I know a lot about movies either, but LoTR is my jam.

He's seen lotr so many times, so have I

Who hasn't? They're amazing. That whole universe is epic. Too bad my friend bailed on learning Sindarin with me.

Okay, now I know why I can't get a girlfriend.

I'm starting to get an idea, yeah

I have not, but I know what I'm having for breakfast.

Here;

www.tickld.com/t/1207464

The grass one is where I lost it.

He never remembers :')

Well hey, I gotta get up and do **** , so feel free to post more on my profile, but I probably won't respond for almost 12 hours. Thanks for taking the time to post all that. Had a good laugh.

There was also briefly a twitter page set up to document it; mobile.twitter.com/ShitSamSays43/tweets

You're my hero. Never let go of him.

His valentines day card for me this year

I wish I could thumb up profile comments.

We went clubbing. I'll let you find him

The one behind the girl with strong eyebrows game?

Haha nope this one making the peace sign. I'm the brunette with the ridiculously wet hair as I got rained on

Yeah, that was the one I meant. Figured peace sign might be confused for the girl with the ridiculous eyebrow game.

His twitter bio just says "bitching aerospace engineer". I can keep going I have a few more things for you, he's gonna be chuffed he's got a fan it'll probably just encourage him more

Reading **** he says could be a new hobby for me. You don't have to if it's too much trouble though.

Honestly I don't mind

I mean, can you really blame him?

I really can't, he got me into supcom soon after that

Now I'm concerned.

It was actually a totally normal thing (though it sounded a little weird when he first mentioned tetanus shots). He took me to the zoo to feed lemurs

Holy **** , I think we just had a repeat of a conversation we had months ago.

Probably, it was the best day ever I tell everyone

Does he ever make any of those faces during sex?

Honestly I'm not sure the relationship would've lasted if he did. I'd be spending too much time laughing

I've completely run out of responses. **** .

No worries the second he does something stupid i'll be contacting you. I made a tickld post listing things he's said to me while asleep and I'm trying to find it (he talks in his sleep, like full conversations, I can tell you so many great ones)

Sounds good to me, can't wait.

Here's his Saints Row 3 character while you patiently wait
images1.tickld.com/live/1106537.jpg

**** like this is why I want to buy the game.

Sup
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not much nignog
wbu u bb

Nothing I'd care to talk about, negro. How're you doing?

shiiieeeet
you alright bb?

ehhh need a job
so not so gud

I just said I didn't want to talk about it. I've tried talking about it to feel better before and it didn't work, so I just avoid thinking about it. I appreciate your concern.

Are you looking for anything inparticular?

ye bb
u

You're my hero.

Feel free to eat me any time you want

I can't do that. I can't give up that easily. I can't give up on all of the things we talked about. What I can do is improve myself. I can constantly try to be better. I did when we were together. I always take blame for things that aren't my fault and I always feel like I don't deserve the things I have, her included. I never felt attractive enough, even though she thought I was the most handsome man she'd ever seen. I knew she thought that, but I didnt. I'm sorry. I just saw how much **** I typed and you don't need to hear about my problems. Thank you.

Trust me,the more you hold on,the more it's going to hurt. : [ .That's great that you want to improve yourself! But don't change who you are for her. And no worries. I understand. Breakups are **** . I didn't have anyone to talk to about my last breakup.it sucked. but it's all good now.

To be quite honest, I don't care how much hurt I have to endure. How much **** I have to wade through. It'll be worth it when I finally see her smile again. I'm sorry if I seem thick-skulled.

lool ! no point in arguing. Anyway,i could tell she wasn't thinking clearly when she left. You're fighting for her even when you know it'll suck like helll for you. Guys like that are rare,son. Hope you get lucky !

Damn you're quick. That's adorable, much obliged.

Ha, I'm going to bed in a minute to wanted to do what I could now.

Well good on you for delivering. Good luck with the other ones.

***** . SOON.

***** TELL ME WHEN

***** I WILL. I GOT DA:I FOR CHRISTMAS, AND I'M PLAYING DRAGON'S DOGMA, AFTER I FINISH THEM I'LL LET YOU KNOW.

SHIIIIIIIT AIGHT *****
I MADE A SOECIAL LOW LEVEL CHARACTER TO COOP WITH YOU

TENKS ***** .

<33333

***** YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

DAFUQ U TALKIN BOUT *****

***** I GOT **** TO DO. I'MA LET YOU KNOW WHEN I'M READY, THEN GET ON PSN AND MESSAGE ME. I'LL CHECK MY SL WHEN I CAN.

YOU FUKKIN BETTER M8

Das butful bb. Tenks.

Sounds hawt bb ;) Let's do this. Meet in that ****** sewer in Blighttown in 4 hours or some **** ... Then we can gangbang Quelaag. I'ma go nekked so she doesn't break my armor, like you suggested. ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE?

Aight nigs
But first what's your level? So I can make sure we meet up! And the little cove before queelag right?

Yeah, that. With the bonfire. And my level? I'm a casul, be gentle Like how many times I've leveled up? Because **** , I dunno. Maybe 24 or something? I'd have to check.

Yeessss what's your sl! Cause if you're too high or if I level too high we won't be able to coop!

**** . I'll have to check. I gotta go for now though. I also need to check if I have any Humanities.

Aww well have fun!

Yup. Let me know when you're ready.

BUT I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO GO

.... I DO. BUT LET ME KNOW ANYWAY.

Well it wouldn't take more then 10 minutes
I'll be ready when you get back bbz

I'll get on FJ on my phone so we can communicate. Or we can do it on PSN. Your choice.

***** you got a skype or somefin

Nope.

Noggapls

Nope. I don't like Skype and stuff.

fgt
Steam?

Nope. I'm a faggot. No FB either. Sry bae. Don't be angry

>implying I was going to ask for a ****** fb
*****

******* . Hate FB. Too many idiots. I don't want to be associated with them.

I only ever made one for a mc server lel

Jesus **** ...

Praise the sun.

Praise it.

Now THAT one. That one I've seen. Haven't saved it, but I've seen it. Little Nazi-ish isn't it?

Now that I think about it

:C

*baps again* no sads pls bbz

Ohhh ***** this is a coincidence!

Well
****

We'd meet up on a dark souls based account lol

YEA WE WOULD! ITS OUR DOOKS BROTHER HOOD
ITS DEEP YO

YEA NIGS

Tfw never coop together </3

r u on pc

Nohp console feg!

woooow

Butbutbut.....iluvu((((((((((

bb<3

Beebeewhy<3

bb i luv u

Oh em jeessss
Bb I luv u 2
B mah waifu<3

ok bb

OTP bbz

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D:

*baps* shhhhh....is okay bbbbbbbbbz

I'll Zweihander the **** out of you, you cheeky cunt. I'm actually the ********* backstabber ever. **** pvp.

>PVP
>backstabs
See this is what I hate....PVP is a backstab fest
***** better when you both exchange blows, when you're on your last leg and decide to put it all in one attack
Not just a ******* great club with darkmoon blade...ducking skrubs can't do **** unless they backstab

I agree. I don't understand why it has to be some backstab ******** . But then again, it is you or them. People just do what they have to do. And having a fuel where you just exchange blows and armor/weapon durability.... MFW they start rolling.

Rolling is to annoying doh because it actually takes some amount of skill to roll through the hit and or magic/miracle/pyromancy
Honestly backstabs are the only thing that annoy me....since all they do is stack a ******* of poise and try to run around behind you Meh
We should pvp huehuehue

I MEANT ISNT
ROLLING ISNT ANNOYING FAK

I think it is, when it's used excessively. When they roll and roll like ******* Sonic the Hedgehog, I think it gets pretty frustrating. Then again, weapon swing and reach can help. Maybe I'm just too casul.

When they begin to roll like that just back off and let them be sanic, they'll most likely begin to follow you again and you can smack them silly
TARKUS SENPAIS SWORD 4 LYFE
It's okay, you're a good casual

So, can I ask what tactic you used on Quelaag?

Halberd +5 and summoned Mildred! Ring of fap with.....I think havels ring
I like the wanderers set so I had that on

God I'm a scrub.

Huh? Why say that fellow sun warrior?

Fighting that bitch with my entire arsenal. She's ******* tough, and all Mildred does is stand there and ******* die. Damnit.

Well **** ...Mildred should do more then stand there......she should be able to solo queelag herself
What do you play on? I could probably be of heellp

**** , I think I just need to train, I've been playing more of Skyrim and Dragon's Dogma lately.

Aye! Git gud boi
She's not hard once you get used to her movement!

I know I'm just being a little bitch. But she's going to break my ******* armor, and I need those souls for leveling up.

Damn....well you can make up the souls again whenever you want, but why not go in naked? Just get a good shield and weapon then roll around her? Let Mildred tank her hits and just kinda jump in when you think it's safe
BUT NOT WHEN SHES STILL CAUSE SHE WILL DO THAT BLAST THING AND **** **** UP

I'll try that. Thanks man. Although at the moment I'm playing Skyrim for goal purposes, and Dragon's Dogma because it's ******* great. So maybe when I get out of Colorado (uncle died) and get back to MN I'll see what I can do. Should I use my Claymore, Winged Spear, Estoc, or Zwiehander+2?

Oh damn...I'm sorry man
And...I unno probably the zwei since it's +2 just be careful with its slow swings