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thesunpraiser

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Gender: male
Age: 113
Consoles Owned: PS3, Wii
Video Games Played: Fuck that. A lot?
PSN: RelKeyMuz
Interests: Praising the Sun, and engaging in jolly co-operation
Date Signed Up:6/04/2014
Last Login:6/02/2015
Location:I am where you need me
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#14 - Why would you trip people so much, you monster. 30 minutes ago on tempted to do this a time... 0
#28 - In the winter, there's a section of the walkway to my house th… 33 minutes ago on Ways to deal with your anger 0
#30 - "I'm not wearing makeup." 2 hours ago on Liar, Liar +1
#35 - Why would you sweat nervously? Own that **** , *****… 2 hours ago on tumblr shite 0
#34 - Fake axe? What are you, some kind of casul? 2 hours ago on tumblr shite +1
#85 - The ******* bouncer's elbow-counter was textbook, damn. 12 hours ago on Extreme GIFs Compilation +2
#149 - Hey, how about that, we did do something good. 16 hours ago on *eagle screeching* 0
#38 - No, I like to roleplay, and change things up. Brundinn Hard-Ha… 22 hours ago on It's a tough choice to make 0
#27 - I have two names that I use. Brundinn for male characters and …  [+] (11 new replies) 06/01/2015 on It's a tough choice to make +2
User avatar #31 - krobeles (23 hours ago) [-]
...Female characters? What are you, gay?
User avatar #54 - theugandanhero (19 hours ago) [-]
Also let it be known that women on most vidya nowadays are more aesthetically pleasing, hence why dudes and women alike play as aforementioned gender.
User avatar #53 - theugandanhero (19 hours ago) [-]
I bet you kiss girls faggot.
User avatar #60 - krobeles (19 hours ago) [-]
Nah. Girls are fucking pussies. It would be hella gay to kiss those vile things.
I only kiss strong masculine men. I require that they be able to bench a minimum of twice their own weight and be atleast 6 feet tall. No manlets allowed.
User avatar #61 - theugandanhero (19 hours ago) [-]
I'm a manlet myself so now I am offended sir.
I could still whoop your ass tho
User avatar #63 - krobeles (19 hours ago) [-]
Only because I'de let you.
I'm a proud manlet with smooth hair down to my ass. Fuck my ass, and you'de hardly notice I wasn't a girl.
I take pride in my anti-masculine features.
User avatar #45 - deviousmachine (21 hours ago) [-]
never played a game where character were gender locked I take it. (example: vindictus)
User avatar #38 - thesunpraiser (22 hours ago) [-]
No, I like to roleplay, and change things up. Brundinn Hard-Hand was a Nord roleplay I did in Skyrim, Ishari was the second playthrough of Dragon Age: Origins I did as a city elf.
User avatar #34 - plokix (22 hours ago) [-]
nothing wrong with being gay.
#36 - krobeles (22 hours ago) [-]
Well, no.
Who said I was suggesting there to be anything wrong with it? I think you're projecting your own blatant homophobia onto me, as a matter of fact. I am quite offended by that. Stop being such a fucking bigot.
#37 - plokix (22 hours ago) [-]
I have no idea what to say so here take this.
#161 - I love thinking about how helpless some armies from medieval f… 06/01/2015 on Awesome Monster comp. 0

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#104 - misskayla (03/24/2015) [-]
Make sure to tuck all 8 of my legs in every night.
User avatar #105 to #104 - thesunpraiser (03/24/2015) [-]
Damn you're quick. That's adorable, much obliged.
User avatar #106 to #105 - misskayla (03/24/2015) [-]
Ha, I'm going to bed in a minute to wanted to do what I could now.
User avatar #107 to #106 - thesunpraiser (03/24/2015) [-]
Well good on you for delivering. Good luck with the other ones.
User avatar #95 - kingpinkie (01/13/2015) [-]
***** WHEN WE ********* UP QUEELAG
User avatar #97 to #96 - kingpinkie (01/13/2015) [-]
***** TELL ME WHEN
User avatar #98 to #97 - thesunpraiser (01/13/2015) [-]
***** I WILL. I GOT DA:I FOR CHRISTMAS, AND I'M PLAYING DRAGON'S DOGMA, AFTER I FINISH THEM I'LL LET YOU KNOW.
User avatar #99 to #98 - kingpinkie (01/13/2015) [-]
SHIIIIIIIT AIGHT *****
I MADE A SOECIAL LOW LEVEL CHARACTER TO COOP WITH YOU
User avatar #101 to #100 - kingpinkie (01/13/2015) [-]
<33333
User avatar #90 - kingpinkie (10/21/2014) [-]
***** U FUKKIN READY?
User avatar #91 to #90 - thesunpraiser (10/21/2014) [-]
***** YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
User avatar #92 to #91 - kingpinkie (10/21/2014) [-]
DAFUQ U TALKIN BOUT *****
User avatar #93 to #92 - thesunpraiser (10/21/2014) [-]
***** I GOT **** TO DO. I'MA LET YOU KNOW WHEN I'M READY, THEN GET ON PSN AND MESSAGE ME. I'LL CHECK MY SL WHEN I CAN.
User avatar #94 to #93 - kingpinkie (10/21/2014) [-]
YOU FUKKIN BETTER M8
#88 - asthmetheus (10/20/2014) [-]
dis is 4 u, i dnt no u bt is nice, it was my prfil pic but want 2 giv 2 u
User avatar #89 to #88 - thesunpraiser (10/20/2014) [-]
Das butful bb. Tenks.
#67 - kingpinkie (10/20/2014) [-]
Ayyy bbz gurl
U wanna get invaded ;));););););)))
User avatar #68 to #67 - thesunpraiser (10/20/2014) [-]
Sounds hawt bb ;) Let's do this. Meet in that ****** sewer in Blighttown in 4 hours or some **** ... Then we can gangbang Quelaag. I'ma go nekked so she doesn't break my armor, like you suggested. ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE?
User avatar #69 to #68 - kingpinkie (10/20/2014) [-]
Aight nigs
But first what's your level? So I can make sure we meet up! And the little cove before queelag right?
User avatar #70 to #69 - thesunpraiser (10/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, that. With the bonfire. And my level? I'm a casul, be gentle Like how many times I've leveled up? Because **** , I dunno. Maybe 24 or something? I'd have to check.
User avatar #72 to #70 - kingpinkie (10/20/2014) [-]
Yeessss what's your sl! Cause if you're too high or if I level too high we won't be able to coop!
User avatar #74 to #72 - thesunpraiser (10/20/2014) [-]
**** . I'll have to check. I gotta go for now though. I also need to check if I have any Humanities.
User avatar #76 to #74 - kingpinkie (10/20/2014) [-]
Aww well have fun!
User avatar #77 to #76 - thesunpraiser (10/20/2014) [-]
Yup. Let me know when you're ready.
User avatar #79 to #77 - kingpinkie (10/20/2014) [-]
BUT I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO GO
User avatar #80 to #79 - thesunpraiser (10/20/2014) [-]
.... I DO. BUT LET ME KNOW ANYWAY.
User avatar #82 to #80 - kingpinkie (10/20/2014) [-]
Well it wouldn't take more then 10 minutes
I'll be ready when you get back bbz
User avatar #71 to #70 - thesunpraiser (10/20/2014) [-]
I'll get on FJ on my phone so we can communicate. Or we can do it on PSN. Your choice.
User avatar #73 to #71 - kingpinkie (10/20/2014) [-]
***** you got a skype or somefin
User avatar #75 to #73 - thesunpraiser (10/20/2014) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #78 to #75 - kingpinkie (10/20/2014) [-]
Noggapls
User avatar #81 to #78 - thesunpraiser (10/20/2014) [-]
Nope. I don't like Skype and stuff.
User avatar #83 to #81 - kingpinkie (10/20/2014) [-]
fgt
Steam?
User avatar #84 to #83 - thesunpraiser (10/20/2014) [-]
Nope. I'm a faggot. No FB either. Sry bae. Don't be angry
User avatar #85 to #84 - kingpinkie (10/20/2014) [-]
>implying I was going to ask for a ****** fb
*****
User avatar #86 to #85 - thesunpraiser (10/20/2014) [-]
******* . Hate FB. Too many idiots. I don't want to be associated with them.
User avatar #87 to #86 - kingpinkie (10/20/2014) [-]
I only ever made one for a mc server lel
User avatar #66 - supergail (09/23/2014) [-]
Meow
User avatar #43 to #41 - blindpone (08/13/2014) [-]
Praise the sun.
User avatar #50 to #48 - thesunpraiser (08/13/2014) [-]
Now THAT one. That one I've seen. Haven't saved it, but I've seen it. Little Nazi-ish isn't it?
User avatar #52 to #50 - blindpone (08/13/2014) [-]
Now that I think about it
#16 - kingpinkie (08/01/2014) [-]
"Dark spirit xXFAGGOTCUNTXx has invaded"
User avatar #65 to #64 - kingpinkie (08/13/2014) [-]
*baps again* no sads pls bbz
User avatar #37 to #16 - blindpone (08/13/2014) [-]
Ohhh ***** this is a coincidence!
User avatar #40 to #39 - blindpone (08/13/2014) [-]
We'd meet up on a dark souls based account lol
User avatar #42 to #40 - kingpinkie (08/13/2014) [-]
YEA WE WOULD! ITS OUR DOOKS BROTHER HOOD
ITS DEEP YO
User avatar #44 to #42 - blindpone (08/13/2014) [-]
YEA NIGS
User avatar #46 to #44 - kingpinkie (08/13/2014) [-]
Tfw never coop together </3
User avatar #47 to #46 - blindpone (08/13/2014) [-]
r u on pc
User avatar #49 to #47 - kingpinkie (08/13/2014) [-]
Nohp console feg!
User avatar #51 to #49 - blindpone (08/13/2014) [-]
woooow
#53 to #51 - kingpinkie (08/13/2014) [-]
Butbutbut.....iluvu((((((((((
User avatar #54 to #53 - blindpone (08/13/2014) [-]
bb<3
#55 to #54 - kingpinkie (08/13/2014) [-]
Beebeewhy<3
User avatar #56 to #55 - blindpone (08/13/2014) [-]
bb i luv u
User avatar #57 to #56 - kingpinkie (08/13/2014) [-]
Oh em jeessss
Bb I luv u 2
B mah waifu<3
User avatar #58 to #57 - blindpone (08/13/2014) [-]
ok bb
User avatar #60 to #59 - blindpone (08/13/2014) [-]
bbbb
User avatar #61 to #60 - kingpinkie (08/13/2014) [-]
bbbbbbbbbbbbbBANNED
User avatar #63 to #62 - kingpinkie (08/13/2014) [-]
*baps* shhhhh....is okay bbbbbbbbbz
#17 to #16 - thesunpraiser (08/01/2014) [-]
I'll Zweihander the **** out of you, you cheeky cunt. I'm actually the ********* backstabber ever. **** pvp.
#18 to #17 - kingpinkie (08/01/2014) [-]
>PVP
>backstabs
See this is what I hate....PVP is a backstab fest
***** better when you both exchange blows, when you're on your last leg and decide to put it all in one attack
Not just a ******* great club with darkmoon blade...ducking skrubs can't do **** unless they backstab
#19 to #18 - thesunpraiser (08/01/2014) [-]
I agree. I don't understand why it has to be some backstab ******** . But then again, it is you or them. People just do what they have to do. And having a fuel where you just exchange blows and armor/weapon durability.... MFW they start rolling.
#20 to #19 - kingpinkie (08/01/2014) [-]
Rolling is to annoying doh because it actually takes some amount of skill to roll through the hit and or magic/miracle/pyromancy
Honestly backstabs are the only thing that annoy me....since all they do is stack a ******* of poise and try to run around behind you Meh
We should pvp huehuehue
User avatar #21 to #20 - kingpinkie (08/01/2014) [-]
I MEANT ISNT
ROLLING ISNT ANNOYING FAK
User avatar #22 to #21 - thesunpraiser (08/01/2014) [-]
I think it is, when it's used excessively. When they roll and roll like ******* Sonic the Hedgehog, I think it gets pretty frustrating. Then again, weapon swing and reach can help. Maybe I'm just too casul.
User avatar #23 to #22 - kingpinkie (08/01/2014) [-]
When they begin to roll like that just back off and let them be sanic, they'll most likely begin to follow you again and you can smack them silly
TARKUS SENPAIS SWORD 4 LYFE
It's okay, you're a good casual
User avatar #24 to #23 - thesunpraiser (08/01/2014) [-]
So, can I ask what tactic you used on Quelaag?
User avatar #25 to #24 - kingpinkie (08/01/2014) [-]
Halberd +5 and summoned Mildred! Ring of fap with.....I think havels ring
I like the wanderers set so I had that on
User avatar #26 to #25 - thesunpraiser (08/01/2014) [-]
God I'm a scrub.
User avatar #27 to #26 - kingpinkie (08/01/2014) [-]
Huh? Why say that fellow sun warrior?
#28 to #27 - thesunpraiser (08/01/2014) [-]
Fighting that bitch with my entire arsenal. She's ******* tough, and all Mildred does is stand there and ******* die. Damnit.
#29 to #28 - kingpinkie (08/01/2014) [-]
Well **** ...Mildred should do more then stand there......she should be able to solo queelag herself
What do you play on? I could probably be of heellp
#30 to #29 - thesunpraiser (08/01/2014) [-]
**** , I think I just need to train, I've been playing more of Skyrim and Dragon's Dogma lately.
#31 to #30 - kingpinkie (08/01/2014) [-]
Aye! Git gud boi
She's not hard once you get used to her movement!
User avatar #32 to #31 - thesunpraiser (08/01/2014) [-]
I know I'm just being a little bitch. But she's going to break my ******* armor, and I need those souls for leveling up.
User avatar #33 to #32 - kingpinkie (08/01/2014) [-]
Damn....well you can make up the souls again whenever you want, but why not go in naked? Just get a good shield and weapon then roll around her? Let Mildred tank her hits and just kinda jump in when you think it's safe
BUT NOT WHEN SHES STILL CAUSE SHE WILL DO THAT BLAST THING AND **** **** UP
User avatar #34 to #33 - thesunpraiser (08/02/2014) [-]
I'll try that. Thanks man. Although at the moment I'm playing Skyrim for goal purposes, and Dragon's Dogma because it's ******* great. So maybe when I get out of Colorado (uncle died) and get back to MN I'll see what I can do. Should I use my Claymore, Winged Spear, Estoc, or Zwiehander+2?
User avatar #35 to #34 - kingpinkie (08/02/2014) [-]
Oh damn...I'm sorry man
And...I unno probably the zwei since it's +2 just be careful with its slow swings
User avatar #36 to #35 - thesunpraiser (08/02/2014) [-]
That's my thing with it. Takes for ******* ever to swing the damn thing. Spears are nice because of block attacks, and the claymore is fairly quick, so I usually use that outside of Blighttown.
User avatar #14 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
#12 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#1 - kingpinkie (06/19/2014) [-]
>>>>>invades and steals your hoomanies
#2 to #1 - thesunpraiser (06/19/2014) [-]
>implying I have humanities
#4 to #3 - thesunpraiser (06/19/2014) [-]
Your reaction folder might be a little bigger than mine.
#5 to #4 - kingpinkie (06/19/2014) [-]
Maybe
Just a wee bit bigger
#6 to #5 - thesunpraiser (06/19/2014) [-]
I have difficulty finding them. Sometimes I just go to darksoulstime to get more.
#7 to #6 - kingpinkie (06/19/2014) [-]
Tfw lost all dooksoos reaction pics cause lappy ded
Tfw have small storage on ****** tablet
#8 to #7 - thesunpraiser (06/19/2014) [-]
I know that feel. Kind of. Not the broken computer part, but the very small storage of reaction pics on a device.
#9 to #8 - kingpinkie (06/19/2014) [-]
do not fret, sun brother
For our mighty collection is still young
We must over come this hardship as we did lordran
I will be your summon if you will be my host, brother
#10 to #9 - thesunpraiser (06/19/2014) [-]
So it shall be!
#11 to #10 - kingpinkie (06/19/2014) [-]
HURRAH BROTHER!
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