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#1 - **thesparrtan rolls 237,779,882** Train Simulator + all DLC. 07/18/2014 on Game giveaway! 0
#5105 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on 10,000 comments and addy... 0
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#26 - **thesparrtan rolls 2,986** 07/17/2014 on Free Games 0
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#43 - **thesparrtan rolls 12** 07/15/2014 on *roll 2* +1
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#43 - thesparrtan (07/15/2014) [-]
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#41 - Click Prefs at the top of the screen -> Click Account and P… 07/14/2014 on If you get the joke you a... +1
#40 - Click Prefs at the top of the screen -> Click Account and P…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2014 on If you get the joke you a... 0
User avatar #45 - hhanako (07/14/2014) [-]
faggot your ruining it!
User avatar #42 - xjiicx (07/14/2014) [-]
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i got it to work. thanks, take this as payment
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ah, good ol' bump girl
#516 - SKARMORY MOTHERintense bodyloveERS. YEAH!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on whats your pokemon type +2
#523 - sonicsyndicate (07/14/2014) [-]
yea? well my little sister is giratina
#120 - Oliver Queen aka. The Green Arrow.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on I Require Sauce +1
User avatar #121 - devilofscience (05/29/2014) [-]
thanks.
#57 - How about you can't transfer Pokemon cross region until you've…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on how to make wii u succide 0
User avatar #58 - seniorawesomesauce (04/12/2014) [-]
THAT'S EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE CURRENT GAMES.
User avatar #60 - oxymoronking (04/12/2014) [-]
...but no multiplayer
#426 - Comment deleted 03/01/2014 on Turning off ads for... 0
#80 - How would one go about entering the tourny?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on Remember when people cared... 0
#79 - Well if you don't mind, what's your IGN? I might be able to he…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on Remember when people cared... 0
#93 - kumatose (01/05/2014) [-]
Hmm I think I have to make a new account since its been so long and i forgot! But thanks, you're so sweet.
#75 - Practice matches. That's all really... i'm not that great myself...  [+] (11 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Remember when people cared... 0
#77 - kumatose (01/05/2014) [-]
I've never been so bad in a game in my whole life, I played it like 8 times and I haven't improved and I still can't even finish off someone with like 1 hp left. I just facepalm myself the whole time
User avatar #91 - toosexyforyou (01/05/2014) [-]
Do you play League of Legends? I've played LoL for years and when I tried out Smite (I only played like 5-10 games) I completely destroyed the other players. It was so easy, basically works the same but a different view. You just have to farm well and jungle when your enemy leaves lane for an easy lead.
#95 - kumatose (01/05/2014) [-]
Yea, I played league and was fairly good at it/decent but when I tried smite i was so terrible! Everyone would kick my ass before i even got a skill shot off of them. You probably went against me!
User avatar #96 - toosexyforyou (01/05/2014) [-]
Well just like LoL, you have to pick a champ and get good with him. The champ I liked the most was Neptune (or Poseidon idk what they called him) and I even played him in the big arena 5v5 thing and completely raped the enemy team, even their Neptune/Poseidon. His ult is pretty much a fizz ult with a larger area of effect.
#97 - kumatose (01/05/2014) [-]
Yea, he was the only champ i played where i didn't get totally wrecked. I tried the Ezreal version in the game (Hermes?) and I was so dizzy and it seems like it would take me like 200 games to get used to the controls
User avatar #98 - toosexyforyou (01/05/2014) [-]
I know that the first guy I tried was a warrior dude, might have been ares. And I basically 1v2'd top lane and had time to jungle. Another dude I tried was this little goblin assassin thing, early game was so hard but then towards mid game, I had so much damage it was crazy.
#99 - kumatose (01/05/2014) [-]
Oh god, I can't play a melee in the game. when I first started. I would joke around and think that playing melee in smite was the worst choice you can do like choosing melee in DCU because everyone flies and is range and it feels like a natural drawback since its 3D. Even i sucked on Poseidon. If you can view the game in birdmode, it would be like I was Zyra and I put my ult 50 miles away from the team fight, thats how I used my ult as poseidon. And when I'm chasing a guy with low health I butt fuck him but he always manages to get away. I think I literally started crying for myself.
User avatar #100 - toosexyforyou (01/05/2014) [-]
A good rule of thumb for games like this are that melee champs are made stronger because of the range disadvantage but most melee champs have a gap closer which makes the range advantage useless and the bonus stats very powerful. I would always use Poseidon's ult as an execute to finish someone off or whenever 2 or more enemy plays grouped up (which happened very often, 3 or 4 of them would hold hands in the middle of the arena)
#101 - kumatose (01/05/2014) [-]
I guess a good way to be used o the functionality is if you played MOBA games and FPS games since it seemed like a combination of both. Maybe I'll try smite again. At least the community is still nice and nowhere as toxic as league or Hon.
#79 - thesparrtan (01/05/2014) [-]
Well if you don't mind, what's your IGN? I might be able to help a bit in game.
#93 - kumatose (01/05/2014) [-]
Hmm I think I have to make a new account since its been so long and i forgot! But thanks, you're so sweet.
#54 - Hel. By far. I don't know why, but she is. Ne Zha is my fav.…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Remember when people cared... 0
User avatar #56 - demcupcakes (01/05/2014) [-]
I don't play much but ne zha is alot of fun only person ive gotten to golden so far. favorite mage is chronos. Tank i love ares and adc id have to say neith. One person i really hate though is freya ;_;
#78 - razerlight (01/05/2014) [-]
Loki ftw
#51 - Why I would never have guessed. I didn't post a image of one o…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on Remember when people cared... 0
User avatar #55 - shinyarmor (01/05/2014) [-]
i dont play it......
#46 - Any Smite players here?  [+] (32 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Remember when people cared... +8
#86 - headhunternl (01/05/2014) [-]
Hel(l) yea, playing since mid 2012.

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User avatar #84 - itrinx (01/05/2014) [-]
Yup, Sinephénix here.
User avatar #73 - Nonada (01/05/2014) [-]
Me and some buddies. I've literally only played as Zeus. Got him up to a IV mastery.
#71 - kumatose (01/05/2014) [-]
Oh god I'm so terrible at Smite, any tips? I started playing it and couldn't aim at shit.
#75 - thesparrtan (01/05/2014) [-]
Practice matches. That's all really... i'm not that great myself...
#77 - kumatose (01/05/2014) [-]
I've never been so bad in a game in my whole life, I played it like 8 times and I haven't improved and I still can't even finish off someone with like 1 hp left. I just facepalm myself the whole time
User avatar #91 - toosexyforyou (01/05/2014) [-]
Do you play League of Legends? I've played LoL for years and when I tried out Smite (I only played like 5-10 games) I completely destroyed the other players. It was so easy, basically works the same but a different view. You just have to farm well and jungle when your enemy leaves lane for an easy lead.
#95 - kumatose (01/05/2014) [-]
Yea, I played league and was fairly good at it/decent but when I tried smite i was so terrible! Everyone would kick my ass before i even got a skill shot off of them. You probably went against me!
User avatar #96 - toosexyforyou (01/05/2014) [-]
Well just like LoL, you have to pick a champ and get good with him. The champ I liked the most was Neptune (or Poseidon idk what they called him) and I even played him in the big arena 5v5 thing and completely raped the enemy team, even their Neptune/Poseidon. His ult is pretty much a fizz ult with a larger area of effect.
#97 - kumatose (01/05/2014) [-]
Yea, he was the only champ i played where i didn't get totally wrecked. I tried the Ezreal version in the game (Hermes?) and I was so dizzy and it seems like it would take me like 200 games to get used to the controls
User avatar #98 - toosexyforyou (01/05/2014) [-]
I know that the first guy I tried was a warrior dude, might have been ares. And I basically 1v2'd top lane and had time to jungle. Another dude I tried was this little goblin assassin thing, early game was so hard but then towards mid game, I had so much damage it was crazy.
#99 - kumatose (01/05/2014) [-]
Oh god, I can't play a melee in the game. when I first started. I would joke around and think that playing melee in smite was the worst choice you can do like choosing melee in DCU because everyone flies and is range and it feels like a natural drawback since its 3D. Even i sucked on Poseidon. If you can view the game in birdmode, it would be like I was Zyra and I put my ult 50 miles away from the team fight, thats how I used my ult as poseidon. And when I'm chasing a guy with low health I butt fuck him but he always manages to get away. I think I literally started crying for myself.
User avatar #100 - toosexyforyou (01/05/2014) [-]
A good rule of thumb for games like this are that melee champs are made stronger because of the range disadvantage but most melee champs have a gap closer which makes the range advantage useless and the bonus stats very powerful. I would always use Poseidon's ult as an execute to finish someone off or whenever 2 or more enemy plays grouped up (which happened very often, 3 or 4 of them would hold hands in the middle of the arena)
#101 - kumatose (01/05/2014) [-]
I guess a good way to be used o the functionality is if you played MOBA games and FPS games since it seemed like a combination of both. Maybe I'll try smite again. At least the community is still nice and nowhere as toxic as league or Hon.
#79 - thesparrtan (01/05/2014) [-]
Well if you don't mind, what's your IGN? I might be able to help a bit in game.
#93 - kumatose (01/05/2014) [-]
Hmm I think I have to make a new account since its been so long and i forgot! But thanks, you're so sweet.
User avatar #66 - DerpScout (01/05/2014) [-]
Yup, Anubis is my homeboy.
#62 - astraldeity (01/05/2014) [-]
Hell yeah! I'm playing in the 3v3 tourny coming up this Tuesday for shits and gigs. Team CranberrySplash. The only name we could come up with that was offensive but still stupid as shit.
User avatar #64 - astraldeity (01/05/2014) [-]
wasn't******
#80 - thesparrtan (01/05/2014) [-]
How would one go about entering the tourny?
#57 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
lmao i played in closed beta and never again since. I was a pretty gifted player, but id already invested time into LoL so i stayed there. Same deal with Dawngate.
User avatar #52 - demcupcakes (01/05/2014) [-]
Ne Zha is my favorite even after those nerfs? wbu?
#54 - thesparrtan (01/05/2014) [-]
Hel. By far. I don't know why, but she is. Ne Zha is my fav. assassin.
User avatar #56 - demcupcakes (01/05/2014) [-]
I don't play much but ne zha is alot of fun only person ive gotten to golden so far. favorite mage is chronos. Tank i love ares and adc id have to say neith. One person i really hate though is freya ;_;
#78 - razerlight (01/05/2014) [-]
Loki ftw
User avatar #48 - shinyarmor (01/05/2014) [-]
its like a third person LOL
#51 - thesparrtan (01/05/2014) [-]
Why I would never have guessed. I didn't post a image of one of the gods/champs/heroes of the game...
User avatar #55 - shinyarmor (01/05/2014) [-]
i dont play it......
#50 - armywizard (01/05/2014) [-]
Thats why Smite is better
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User avatar #49 - flippytrixfordiner (01/05/2014) [-]
let me tell u why you're wrong. i play both of those games and i find smite and Lol very different, cause they are.
User avatar #92 - toosexyforyou (01/05/2014) [-]
I tried out Smite, only played a few games, they're pretty similar.
#45 - Smite is the best MOBA I have played so far. I have played Lea…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on Remember when people cared... 0
User avatar #72 - PenguinsOfMars (01/05/2014) [-]
im the opposite, i have a decent gaming mouse, but my keyboard my mom gave me as a gift that she stole from work
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