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#2 - Picture 03/21/2014 on the social network +1
#123275 - im sorry he was pretty much just saying i ****** … 03/21/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#123262 - i bought the laptop in a pawnshop im trying to replace the…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #123303 - misticalz (03/22/2014) [-]
lmfao
User avatar #123272 - adak (03/21/2014) [-]
Dude, calm down, the advice he gave you was solid. Worst case scenario you will need more serious tools than screwdrivers, like a power drill or a dremel.
#123275 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
im sorry he was pretty much just saying i fucked it up and im a fucking dumbass
im just so desperate to fix it and then this one screw is so annoying
im sorry for my rant
User avatar #123264 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
Autism inbound.
#123257 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #123258 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
You wanna know how you don't strip a screw?

Use a screw driver that fucking fits.

Use an elastic and put it on top of the screw with the rubber covering the hole. Then press your screw driver into the hole against the rubber elastic. It should give you traction depending on how badly you fucked up.
#123262 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
i bought the laptop in a pawnshop
im trying to replace the hard drive
remove 25 screws and then theres this one screw that has a circle screw
i try using every size of scredriver and all it does is scrape the metal
ITS NOT MY FUCKING FAULT, I ASK FOR HELP NOT YOUR JUDGEMENT, YOU PIECE OF SHIT EAT A DICK YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES
User avatar #123303 - misticalz (03/22/2014) [-]
lmfao
User avatar #123272 - adak (03/21/2014) [-]
Dude, calm down, the advice he gave you was solid. Worst case scenario you will need more serious tools than screwdrivers, like a power drill or a dremel.
#123275 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
im sorry he was pretty much just saying i fucked it up and im a fucking dumbass
im just so desperate to fix it and then this one screw is so annoying
im sorry for my rant
User avatar #123264 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
Autism inbound.
User avatar #123259 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
PS, it has to be super wide and press really hard.
#123254 - ITS NOT A STUD its a m2x3l screw i removed 5 of them  [+] (9 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #123255 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
Then you stripped it.

Good job.
#123257 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #123258 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
You wanna know how you don't strip a screw?

Use a screw driver that fucking fits.

Use an elastic and put it on top of the screw with the rubber covering the hole. Then press your screw driver into the hole against the rubber elastic. It should give you traction depending on how badly you fucked up.
#123262 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
i bought the laptop in a pawnshop
im trying to replace the hard drive
remove 25 screws and then theres this one screw that has a circle screw
i try using every size of scredriver and all it does is scrape the metal
ITS NOT MY FUCKING FAULT, I ASK FOR HELP NOT YOUR JUDGEMENT, YOU PIECE OF SHIT EAT A DICK YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES
User avatar #123303 - misticalz (03/22/2014) [-]
lmfao
User avatar #123272 - adak (03/21/2014) [-]
Dude, calm down, the advice he gave you was solid. Worst case scenario you will need more serious tools than screwdrivers, like a power drill or a dremel.
#123275 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
im sorry he was pretty much just saying i fucked it up and im a fucking dumbass
im just so desperate to fix it and then this one screw is so annoying
im sorry for my rant
User avatar #123264 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
Autism inbound.
User avatar #123259 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
PS, it has to be super wide and press really hard.
#123251 - thats what i used 03/21/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#123249 - imagine a nail that used to have a plus sign but now its just …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #123250 - megavoir (03/21/2014) [-]
a magnetic screwdriver might help
iunno
User avatar #123251 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
thats what i used
#123248 - i got nothing 03/21/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#123246 - i just bought a new harddrive and im trying to replace it in t…  [+] (20 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #123377 - rebornpooper (03/22/2014) [-]
You poor poor deer.
You should try sports.
#123260 - adak (03/21/2014) [-]
You could try using a rubberband like in this picture. Might not work if it's completely stripped.
User avatar #123265 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/123258#123258

Literally what I said and he is flipping out, because he bought a shitty stolen laptop.
User avatar #123267 - adak (03/21/2014) [-]
Shit we posted the same advice almost simultaniously. What are the odds?
#123253 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
It's a stud that isn't suppose to be removed. When it enters the hole it basically bends itself so it wont come loose.
#123254 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
ITS NOT A STUD
its a m2x3l screw
i removed 5 of them
User avatar #123255 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
Then you stripped it.

Good job.
#123257 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #123258 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
You wanna know how you don't strip a screw?

Use a screw driver that fucking fits.

Use an elastic and put it on top of the screw with the rubber covering the hole. Then press your screw driver into the hole against the rubber elastic. It should give you traction depending on how badly you fucked up.
#123262 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
i bought the laptop in a pawnshop
im trying to replace the hard drive
remove 25 screws and then theres this one screw that has a circle screw
i try using every size of scredriver and all it does is scrape the metal
ITS NOT MY FUCKING FAULT, I ASK FOR HELP NOT YOUR JUDGEMENT, YOU PIECE OF SHIT EAT A DICK YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES
User avatar #123303 - misticalz (03/22/2014) [-]
lmfao
User avatar #123272 - adak (03/21/2014) [-]
Dude, calm down, the advice he gave you was solid. Worst case scenario you will need more serious tools than screwdrivers, like a power drill or a dremel.
#123275 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
im sorry he was pretty much just saying i fucked it up and im a fucking dumbass
im just so desperate to fix it and then this one screw is so annoying
im sorry for my rant
User avatar #123264 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
Autism inbound.
User avatar #123259 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
PS, it has to be super wide and press really hard.
User avatar #123247 - megavoir (03/21/2014) [-]
pics, yo
User avatar #123249 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
imagine a nail that used to have a plus sign but now its just a circle
and everytime you screw it it scrapes off the nail
User avatar #123250 - megavoir (03/21/2014) [-]
a magnetic screwdriver might help
iunno
User avatar #123251 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
thats what i used
User avatar #123248 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
i got nothing
#3 - come on man i want my call of duty 360noscopes montage to…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2014 on when someone comments on a... +237
User avatar #51 - aftercafe (03/21/2014) [-]
link us!
#12 - anonymous (03/21/2014) [-]
/r/montageparodies
#8200519 - how does it feel to finally be free to be a faggot? 03/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8200483 - hey the founder of of baptist church died some one make a …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8200515 - Deavas (03/20/2014) [-]
we know
User avatar #8200502 - phanact (03/20/2014) [-]
Oh
Thanks
User avatar #8200519 - thesmilyingdawg (03/20/2014) [-]
how does it feel to finally be free to be a faggot?
User avatar #8200501 - commanderbunbun (03/20/2014) [-]
the founder of baptist dies, and phanact gets banned the same day

something's up
User avatar #8200507 - zahnrad (03/20/2014) [-]
He died yesterday.
User avatar #8200517 - commanderbunbun (03/20/2014) [-]
PHANACT DIED YESTERDAY? why was i not told sooner?
User avatar #8200487 - fefeta (03/20/2014) [-]
RIP
#19 - Picture 03/20/2014 on a sweet little christmas story +1
#13 - told you not to read it THATS ONLY 10% PART OF MY …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on a sweet little christmas story 0
#15 - assrocket (03/20/2014) [-]
I NEVER SAID I DIDN'T LIKE IT.
#8190296 - lol look at this ***** trying to make some cash 03/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
#20122 - well xmen takes place in the 70s- 90s and avengers is curr… 03/19/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#20118 - its happening 03/19/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#20117 - Picture 03/19/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#20116 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#20120 - baitdoesnttalkback (03/19/2014) [-]
i hope quicksilver doesnt look as lame as he does in xmen
User avatar #20122 - thesmilyingdawg (03/19/2014) [-]
well xmen takes place in the 70s- 90s
and avengers is current times so they have to look different
#20117 - thesmilyingdawg (03/19/2014) [-]
#20115 - avengers 2 concept art  [+] (7 new replies) 03/19/2014 on Television - cartoon... +1
User avatar #20126 - herecomesjohnny (03/19/2014) [-]
so iron man taking off his chest battery in iron man 3 didn't mean anything?
#20125 - anonymous (03/19/2014) [-]
Is... IS THAT THE HULKBUSTER SUIT?
#20118 - thesmilyingdawg (03/19/2014) [-]
its happening
#20116 - thesmilyingdawg (03/19/2014) [-]
#20120 - baitdoesnttalkback (03/19/2014) [-]
i hope quicksilver doesnt look as lame as he does in xmen
User avatar #20122 - thesmilyingdawg (03/19/2014) [-]
well xmen takes place in the 70s- 90s
and avengers is current times so they have to look different
#20117 - thesmilyingdawg (03/19/2014) [-]
#8180934 - Picture 03/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8180931 - Picture 03/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8180928 - Picture 03/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8180906 - avengers 2 concept art 03/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8180784 - THE SNEAK PEAK 03/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
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User avatar #21 - chewieisthebest (04/14/2014) [-]
who are you
#22 to #21 - thesmilyingdawg (04/14/2014) [-]
the...smilyingdawg   
didnt knew you was gonna be so rude    
sorry for trying to be your friend
the...smilyingdawg
didnt knew you was gonna be so rude
sorry for trying to be your friend
#23 to #22 - chewieisthebest (04/14/2014) [-]
mommy said not to talk to strangers
mommy said not to talk to strangers
#9 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
Hey!
#11 to #10 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
Would you french kiss a total stranger?
User avatar #12 to #11 - thesmilyingdawg (02/26/2014) [-]
yeah why not
#13 to #12 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
You ruined my pick up line. urghay
#16 to #14 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
ok i am bored, got any ideas, or some online games maybe?
#18 to #17 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
aww come on, you play aqw?
User avatar #19 to #18 - thesmilyingdawg (02/26/2014) [-]
urghay people dont play dat ****
#20 to #19 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
loadout?
#15 to #14 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
Still doesn't change the fact that urghay
User avatar #7 - fleasca (02/01/2014) [-]
**fleasca rolled user friendfulll ** can I cum on you?
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