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Date Signed Up:12/21/2011
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#123251 - thats what i used 03/21/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#123249 - imagine a nail that used to have a plus sign but now its just …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#123250 - megavoir (03/21/2014) [-]
a magnetic screwdriver might help
iunno
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#123251 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
thats what i used
#123248 - i got nothing 03/21/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#123246 - i just bought a new harddrive and im trying to replace it in t…  [+] (20 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#123377 - rebornpooper (03/22/2014) [-]
You poor poor deer.
You should try sports.
#123260 - adak (03/21/2014) [-]
You could try using a rubberband like in this picture. Might not work if it's completely stripped.
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#123265 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/123258#123258

Literally what I said and he is flipping out, because he bought a shitty stolen laptop.
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#123267 - adak (03/21/2014) [-]
Shit we posted the same advice almost simultaniously. What are the odds?
#123253 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
It's a stud that isn't suppose to be removed. When it enters the hole it basically bends itself so it wont come loose.
#123254 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
ITS NOT A STUD
its a m2x3l screw
i removed 5 of them
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#123255 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
Then you stripped it.

Good job.
#123257 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
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#123258 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
You wanna know how you don't strip a screw?

Use a screw driver that fucking fits.

Use an elastic and put it on top of the screw with the rubber covering the hole. Then press your screw driver into the hole against the rubber elastic. It should give you traction depending on how badly you fucked up.
#123262 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
i bought the laptop in a pawnshop
im trying to replace the hard drive
remove 25 screws and then theres this one screw that has a circle screw
i try using every size of scredriver and all it does is scrape the metal
ITS NOT MY FUCKING FAULT, I ASK FOR HELP NOT YOUR JUDGEMENT, YOU PIECE OF SHIT EAT A DICK YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES
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#123303 - misticalz (03/22/2014) [-]
lmfao
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#123272 - adak (03/21/2014) [-]
Dude, calm down, the advice he gave you was solid. Worst case scenario you will need more serious tools than screwdrivers, like a power drill or a dremel.
#123275 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
im sorry he was pretty much just saying i fucked it up and im a fucking dumbass
im just so desperate to fix it and then this one screw is so annoying
im sorry for my rant
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#123264 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
Autism inbound.
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#123259 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
PS, it has to be super wide and press really hard.
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#123247 - megavoir (03/21/2014) [-]
pics, yo
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#123249 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
imagine a nail that used to have a plus sign but now its just a circle
and everytime you screw it it scrapes off the nail
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#123250 - megavoir (03/21/2014) [-]
a magnetic screwdriver might help
iunno
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#123251 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
thats what i used
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#123248 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
i got nothing
#3 - come on man i want my call of duty 360noscopes montage to…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2014 on when someone comments on a... +237
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#51 - aftercafe (03/21/2014) [-]
link us!
#12 - anon (03/21/2014) [-]
/r/montageparodies
#8200519 - how does it feel to finally be free to be a faggot? 03/20/2014 on Old Board. Go to... 0
#8200483 - hey the founder of of baptist church died some one make a …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/20/2014 on Old Board. Go to... 0
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#8200515 - Deavas (03/20/2014) [-]
we know
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#8200502 - phanact (03/20/2014) [-]
Oh
Thanks
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#8200519 - thesmilyingdawg (03/20/2014) [-]
how does it feel to finally be free to be a faggot?
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#8200501 - commanderbunbun (03/20/2014) [-]
the founder of baptist dies, and phanact gets banned the same day

something's up
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#8200507 - zahnrad (03/20/2014) [-]
He died yesterday.
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#8200517 - commanderbunbun (03/20/2014) [-]
PHANACT DIED YESTERDAY? why was i not told sooner?
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#8200490 - caet (03/20/2014) [-]
wtf
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#8200487 - fefeta (03/20/2014) [-]
RIP
#19 - Picture 03/20/2014 on a sweet little christmas story +1
#13 - told you not to read it THATS ONLY 10% PART OF MY …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on a sweet little christmas story 0
#15 - assrocket (03/20/2014) [-]
I NEVER SAID I DIDN'T LIKE IT.
#8190296 - lol look at this ***** trying to make some cash 03/19/2014 on Old Board. Go to... +1