opening for the next Bruce Willis movie. (hell we'll even call it that) opening scene, a cathedral, red brick and white spires/bell towers, white door jam with large oak doors. cut inside, pretty stereotypical cathedral. view from the podium down, easily able to tell it's a funeral, see people mourning from behind a silhouette of the casket and picture/wreath. slowly hear door creak open, as it opens, zoom to back of cathedral to see who is opening the door. in walks Bruce Fucking Willis. looks around. yells," Who the Hell died?" faces turn, with tears dripping down, zoom on a few "close" family members. as they see him they go from extreme grief, to bewilderment, to small smiles, a few smirk. cut back to Bruce Fucking Willis. he says,"no seriously, who died" camera swings around and zooms in on the front. inside wreath is a picture of Bruce Fucking Willis in full police dress blues.


Bruce Willis just gate crashed his own fucking funeral

Youcam has that

Whoa, that's perfection.

and a tranny.

really? :0

Exactly.

oh. well whatever floats your boat.

Anon below me is right. Just google reverse image searched it - it's Ellery Sweet, a tranny. Well. That was a good roll.

your name is great

I know, it's great right? Good thing I never get those notifications like you. No one says BigBallSack in a roll.

Whoops.

Do you like the ROLL ing stones by any chance?

Do you like BigBallSack s in your face?

As a matter of fact, I do. I love it when trannies roll all over me.

we should start up a tranny orgy

indeed.
call the bitches.

Also, here's a tranny for you, just in case you're into that kinda shit like me.
Good night. I'm gonna go eat a spring roll and then go to sleep.

i am

so thanks

Don't scream

did he just pop out his butt?