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Date Signed Up:7/14/2011
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I like Harry Potter and shit. So, fuck off if yer a loser. Is that a good description? Well, I'm TheSlytherpuffGirl. Thar, I'm done.

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#198 - Cat, Cat, Cat of the bedroom, watch out for that door! 09/23/2011 on Fail Comp 2 +1
#776 - I'm female, about to go to school, and wearing a bra. So, this… 09/23/2011 on w00t +1
#205 - 5k and 10k are different races. He wasn't being racist, he was…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2011 on Racism +1
#207 - datlilnub (09/23/2011) [-]
ohh hahahahaha i read the bold after you told me that and im laughing my ass of right now hahaah!

i just had the blondest moment ever btw
#620 - Not pointing any fingers, but... Around 0:35 his head twitc…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2011 on I kinda came +1
#650 - snice (09/23/2011) [-]
to point fingers but there is a background singer in his bedroom
#106 - Picture 09/22/2011 on Cute Dog -3
#344 - **theslytherpuffgirl rolled a random image** 09/22/2011 on Give a man a mask +1
#556 - I actually like this much better. Thank you for making this! 09/22/2011 on Funnyjunk for Chrome +1
#310 - **theslytherpuffgirl rolled a random image** I still haven't… 09/22/2011 on flawless win is flawless 0
#146 - I've recovered, I guess. I made a bunch of friends at this cam…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2011 on Karma, Bitch. 0
#148 - anonymous (09/16/2011) [-]
well congrats on overcoming your trauma and I wouldn't let the whole I'm coming for you thing get to you too easily. I am surprised on how after being in jail this long he is still blaming it on you.
#144 - No. It made me laugh. xD  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2011 on Karma, Bitch. +2
User avatar #152 - nobeaner (09/16/2011) [-]
Well I'm glad for that. Good luck on escaping your homicidal ex-step father.
#140 - Okay. Don't believe me. I'm not going to the internet for help… 09/16/2011 on Karma, Bitch. +1
#135 - We've tried doing everything. We've moved multiple times, chan… 09/16/2011 on Karma, Bitch. 0
#132 - Yeah, the "but there's more" was supposed to add a l…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2011 on Karma, Bitch. 0
#162 - hidefromme (09/16/2011) [-]
my dog for 10 years who was my bestfriend was put to sleep 30 minutes ago. he suffered from a stroke yesterday morning and he was paralyzed from the waist down completely at around 8:00 pm yesterday night. my parents and i took him to the vet yesterday and they couldnt figure out what was wrong with him, so we took him home. we put him on morphine so he couldnt feel anything. i can barely type this now that im crying. he was my first pet ever. i love him so much. the picture was taken around 2 hours before he had the stroke. the reason hes on top of me is because hes always been afraid of thunderstorms and it was raining really hard at the time. we didnt know anything was wrong with him until he was hiding in some bushes in our back yard and wouldnt get out. when we finally took him out, he could barely walk because of his paralysis. it slowly came up from his back legs and would have gotten to his heart by the end of today and make it nearly impossible for him to breathe. i have also never seen my dad cry before today. this dog really changed our lives and will never be forgotten. i love you so much cody. <3 rest in peace.
December 17, 2000 - September 16, 2011.
just wanted to share my story
#111 - Yes, because I didn't think of that. They can't help withou…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2011 on Karma, Bitch. 0
User avatar #125 - nobeaner (09/16/2011) [-]
Where's his parole officer? As a sex offender he has to be registered somewhere. Or change your numbers.
User avatar #135 - theslytherpuffgirl (09/16/2011) [-]
We've tried doing everything. We've moved multiple times, changed our number, etc. He still finds us. Now I'm just saying to myself, "Fuck it. If he gets me, he gets me."
#102 - I don't normally talk about this, but here I go. When I was…  [+] (21 new replies) 09/16/2011 on Karma, Bitch. +24
#161 - tomthedj (09/16/2011) [-]
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#143 - anonymous (09/16/2011) [-]
how are you traumatized from this are you depressed alot now or are you antisocial or have you recovered from the emotional shock?
User avatar #146 - theslytherpuffgirl (09/16/2011) [-]
I've recovered, I guess. I made a bunch of friends at this camp and I saw how there were people facing the same situation. We can all vent to each other and cry if we need to. Y'know?
#148 - anonymous (09/16/2011) [-]
well congrats on overcoming your trauma and I wouldn't let the whole I'm coming for you thing get to you too easily. I am surprised on how after being in jail this long he is still blaming it on you.
User avatar #123 - nobeaner (09/16/2011) [-]
**theslytherpuffgirl has daddy issues.** Too soon?
User avatar #144 - theslytherpuffgirl (09/16/2011) [-]
No. It made me laugh. xD
User avatar #152 - nobeaner (09/16/2011) [-]
Well I'm glad for that. Good luck on escaping your homicidal ex-step father.
#119 - vaskaduzea (09/16/2011) [-]
sorry but i couldn't stop laughing when you said "but there is more" , i immediately thought of those billy mays commercials :D ... sad story bro , i don't get it why are they attracted to little girls , i get when they like 18-25 because girls those ages dress like hookers and shit, but why the fuck would you be attracted to a 5year old :( . i hope everything goes ok , if i lived anywhere near you(which i doubt) i would help :)
User avatar #132 - theslytherpuffgirl (09/16/2011) [-]
Yeah, the "but there's more" was supposed to add a little funny to the story. I mean, I couldn't have a complete sob story. Something funny had to happen. ;p
#162 - hidefromme (09/16/2011) [-]
my dog for 10 years who was my bestfriend was put to sleep 30 minutes ago. he suffered from a stroke yesterday morning and he was paralyzed from the waist down completely at around 8:00 pm yesterday night. my parents and i took him to the vet yesterday and they couldnt figure out what was wrong with him, so we took him home. we put him on morphine so he couldnt feel anything. i can barely type this now that im crying. he was my first pet ever. i love him so much. the picture was taken around 2 hours before he had the stroke. the reason hes on top of me is because hes always been afraid of thunderstorms and it was raining really hard at the time. we didnt know anything was wrong with him until he was hiding in some bushes in our back yard and wouldnt get out. when we finally took him out, he could barely walk because of his paralysis. it slowly came up from his back legs and would have gotten to his heart by the end of today and make it nearly impossible for him to breathe. i have also never seen my dad cry before today. this dog really changed our lives and will never be forgotten. i love you so much cody. <3 rest in peace.
December 17, 2000 - September 16, 2011.
just wanted to share my story
#115 - wrought (09/16/2011) [-]
**wrought rolled a random image** gee thanks for the funny story. and also i like how you're getting death threats and instead of anything else you are going to the fucking INTERNET FOR HELP.
User avatar #140 - theslytherpuffgirl (09/16/2011) [-]
Okay. Don't believe me. I'm not going to the internet for help, I'm telling a related story to the post. Was I saying, 'OMGAWD WHAT DO I DOOOO?'
It really happened and I am getting death threats, and if you don't believe that, then fuck off.
My family is doing everything they can to help me, I've said that in reply to other comments. So, read before you assume shit.
#117 - wrought (09/16/2011) [-]
**wrought rolled a random image** holy shit what is this picture
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User avatar #110 - dementedllama (09/16/2011) [-]
You do know you can go to the police for things like that? Find a way to record it, or if you get a letter that contains some threat of physical violence or death. When you're life is potentially in danger, it's not the time to be timid and shy about things.
User avatar #111 - theslytherpuffgirl (09/16/2011) [-]
Yes, because I didn't think of that.
They can't help without knowing his location. He used pay phones to call me and tell me all the shit. At this point, nobody can do anything.
User avatar #125 - nobeaner (09/16/2011) [-]
Where's his parole officer? As a sex offender he has to be registered somewhere. Or change your numbers.
User avatar #135 - theslytherpuffgirl (09/16/2011) [-]
We've tried doing everything. We've moved multiple times, changed our number, etc. He still finds us. Now I'm just saying to myself, "Fuck it. If he gets me, he gets me."
#103 - reshiram (09/16/2011) [-]
the fuck did i just read
#394 - Picture 09/16/2011 on Salty +4
#673 - Well, I think you should look at the number of your comment. 09/15/2011 on Look an opinion! red thumb it 0
#667 - Well, okay. 09/15/2011 on Look an opinion! red thumb it 0
#317 - I've seen this everywhere. It's spreading like a filthy diseas… 09/08/2011 on Whale +3
#181 - >Grab the thing you were using to cut down the tree. >…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2011 on They can't save you +10
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#202 - Picture 09/06/2011 on Funny Comp +4
#278 - Picture 09/06/2011 on Asian torture +1
#193 - Once, I was in gym, and I had to take a piss, but my teacher w…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2011 on Cover Up +3
User avatar #215 - sethperson (09/06/2011) [-]
once i had to puke, but my gym teacher had us all doing jumping jack to YMCA and I could not get his attention. so I threw up on gym floor and went beck to jumping jacks because i felt better. I was 6.
#201 - SemiAnon (09/06/2011) [-]
#492 - Picture 09/06/2011 on I just have to put my face on +5
#485 - I hope you die, you spamming idiot.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2011 on I just have to put my face on +2
#488 - abandonnthred (09/06/2011) [-]
That's mean to say.
#492 - theslytherpuffgirl (09/06/2011) [-]

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User avatar #7 - pokemonred (10/11/2011) [-]
PENISballs.




That is all.
#3 - jingleforth ONLINE (08/17/2011) [-]
Do you post nudes?
Do you post nudes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - theslytherpuffgirl (08/17/2011) [-]
YEEEEEES.











No.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jingleforth ONLINE (08/17/2011) [-]
Nipples.
#6 to #5 - theslytherpuffgirl (08/17/2011) [-]
Not sure if question, or statement.

Have a picture to answer it, if it's a question.
#1 - butsecks **User deleted account** (08/01/2011) [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - theslytherpuffgirl (08/01/2011) [-]
I HAVE A GIRAFFE.
IT'S ALL GOOD BRO.
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