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#125 - Germany or franconia? If you tried all general brand…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/09/2014 on i love my country 0
User avatar #126 - poeci (06/09/2014) [-]
franconia is in germany, i live in nürnberg, which is basically the capitol of franconia.
actually i only drink beer from smaller breweries
best one in my opinion is eller rotbier
User avatar #130 - thesimonved (06/09/2014) [-]
Sorry, but I know that franconia, dass Franken in Deutschland ist, aber/ but I was asking if you meant that the best beer is coming from Germany as whole, are if you are saying that the best beer is coming from fraconia. The last one I would had to deny.
User avatar #133 - poeci (06/09/2014) [-]
i meant that the best beer comes from franconia, but that's just a personal preference.
no need for a beer war, beer is always great...
User avatar #136 - thesimonved (06/09/2014) [-]
Amen.
#122 - Proud Hessian  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on i love my country 0
User avatar #124 - poeci (06/09/2014) [-]
so tannenzäpfle then
#121 - I know that pils isn't weizen, but it isn't "Pilsbier&quo…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/09/2014 on i love my country +1
User avatar #123 - poeci (06/09/2014) [-]
i don't know i never had one that tastes good, but here no one gives a crap about that, because we have the best beer anyways
User avatar #125 - thesimonved (06/09/2014) [-]
Germany or franconia?

If you tried all general brands like Warsteiner, Becks, Jever, etc...., try some smaller brands, my favorite being Schlappeseppel from Frankfurt.

If not Weizen or Pils, try Doppelbock or Schwarzbier.
User avatar #126 - poeci (06/09/2014) [-]
franconia is in germany, i live in nürnberg, which is basically the capitol of franconia.
actually i only drink beer from smaller breweries
best one in my opinion is eller rotbier
User avatar #130 - thesimonved (06/09/2014) [-]
Sorry, but I know that franconia, dass Franken in Deutschland ist, aber/ but I was asking if you meant that the best beer is coming from Germany as whole, are if you are saying that the best beer is coming from fraconia. The last one I would had to deny.
User avatar #133 - poeci (06/09/2014) [-]
i meant that the best beer comes from franconia, but that's just a personal preference.
no need for a beer war, beer is always great...
User avatar #136 - thesimonved (06/09/2014) [-]
Amen.
User avatar #122 - thesimonved (06/09/2014) [-]
Proud Hessian
User avatar #124 - poeci (06/09/2014) [-]
so tannenzäpfle then
#102 - Immernoch besser als in den meisten anderen Ländern. Und Mann…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on i love my country +3
User avatar #113 - babedi (06/09/2014) [-]
Ja das ist das dogma das in Deutschland herrscht. Beschwer dich nicht es koennte schlimmer sein. Und zum Schweineschnitzel tja Kalbsfleisch ist der Ferrari unter den Fleischsorten waehrend Schweinefleisch halt nur Schweinefleisch ist
#101 - All those gullible ******* reading this **… 06/09/2014 on i love my country 0
#100 - Who the **** calls it "Weizenbier"? Eit…  [+] (26 new replies) 06/09/2014 on i love my country 0
#164 - mummyslittlebitch (06/09/2014) [-]
NO IT'S NOT FUCKING PILS YOU IGNORANT FUCK IT'S CALLED WEIßBIER OR WEIZEN. PILS IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ARE YOU RETARDED?
#178 - awesomechardey (06/09/2014) [-]
Read thread first
#131 - awesomechardey (06/09/2014) [-]
Pils is something completely different, to Weizen.
User avatar #135 - thesimonved (06/09/2014) [-]
I meant if you order a beer, you don't say "Pilsbier"
#138 - awesomechardey (06/09/2014) [-]
Now I understand, what you were trying to say. Ich persönlich sag dazu aber auch meistens Weißbier. Oder einfach "ein Hefe, bitte"
User avatar #142 - thesimonved (06/09/2014) [-]
Yo Weißbier geht, Hefe auch, "Weizenbier"...klingt mir persönlich halt einfach zu abgefuckt.
User avatar #120 - poeci (06/09/2014) [-]
pils isn't weizen, but both tastes like shit
it's good living in franconia
#141 - awesomechardey (06/09/2014) [-]
Well well, the franconian people seem very special, since ever. But obviuosly not in a good way.
User avatar #143 - poeci (06/09/2014) [-]
guess you never met one then
#144 - awesomechardey (06/09/2014) [-]
more than enough of them.
User avatar #145 - poeci (06/09/2014) [-]
don't know where you are from but i guess bavaria, since you seem cocky and simple minded
#150 - awesomechardey (06/09/2014) [-]
I agree with the part about bavaria. I also was just joking, because you were saying pils and weizen taste like shit. Like one could generalize this. There are some pretty awesome brands of both pils and weizen.
User avatar #154 - poeci (06/09/2014) [-]
that's just my opinion, i don't like it...
how it tastes for you has nothing to do with it...if you like it, good for you, it's beer after all
#163 - awesomechardey (06/09/2014) [-]
Problem was, you didn't say it was your opinion. You said it's shit like it was a fact. Like moon is revolving around earth. But I really don't want to argue about that.
User avatar #167 - poeci (06/09/2014) [-]
just use your brain for a second, since when is ones taste anything else but personal matter?
#171 - awesomechardey (06/09/2014) [-]
Oh please, could you just stop buthurting? You ware speaking about how simple minded it would be to generalize... So was I. Thats it. Enough said for me.
User avatar #172 - poeci (06/09/2014) [-]
you did indeed say enough...
User avatar #121 - thesimonved (06/09/2014) [-]
I know that pils isn't weizen, but it isn't "Pilsbier", catch my drift?

And both are pretty awesome!
User avatar #123 - poeci (06/09/2014) [-]
i don't know i never had one that tastes good, but here no one gives a crap about that, because we have the best beer anyways
User avatar #125 - thesimonved (06/09/2014) [-]
Germany or franconia?

If you tried all general brands like Warsteiner, Becks, Jever, etc...., try some smaller brands, my favorite being Schlappeseppel from Frankfurt.

If not Weizen or Pils, try Doppelbock or Schwarzbier.
User avatar #126 - poeci (06/09/2014) [-]
franconia is in germany, i live in nürnberg, which is basically the capitol of franconia.
actually i only drink beer from smaller breweries
best one in my opinion is eller rotbier
User avatar #130 - thesimonved (06/09/2014) [-]
Sorry, but I know that franconia, dass Franken in Deutschland ist, aber/ but I was asking if you meant that the best beer is coming from Germany as whole, are if you are saying that the best beer is coming from fraconia. The last one I would had to deny.
User avatar #133 - poeci (06/09/2014) [-]
i meant that the best beer comes from franconia, but that's just a personal preference.
no need for a beer war, beer is always great...
User avatar #136 - thesimonved (06/09/2014) [-]
Amen.
User avatar #122 - thesimonved (06/09/2014) [-]
Proud Hessian
User avatar #124 - poeci (06/09/2014) [-]
so tannenzäpfle then
#81 - mfw  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2014 on Jaden +18
User avatar #115 - huntergriff (06/09/2014) [-]
i wonder if that would actually work.
User avatar #121 - restorf (06/09/2014) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised. One of the reasons none of them care about real issues is because they've never experienced them.
User avatar #120 - brenton (06/09/2014) [-]
Honestly, the drugs out there that haven't made it through clinical trials yet could work. Then again, the meds themselves could also kill half the leaders since they haven't been properly tested.
#56 - Is that Christian Slater? 06/08/2014 on bitch I got meetings 0
#100 - That's pretty cool, but you're in no danger 06/08/2014 on Glitch in Matrix +1
#97 - Why don't you find out?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Glitch in Matrix +1
User avatar #98 - pillowmeister (06/08/2014) [-]
I'm asking because i OWN a café
User avatar #100 - thesimonved (06/08/2014) [-]
That's pretty cool, but you're in no danger
#251 - Picture 06/08/2014 on *Insert smart title here* 0
#51 - Yo have a point 06/08/2014 on Some Spooky Shit Here 0
#4 - I'm lovin' it 06/07/2014 on McMountain 0
#8 - *Germany 06/07/2014 on this ball boy deserves a raise -22
#3 - Better than content...thumb for you anon 06/07/2014 on BEST DAY EVER! 0
#9 - Damn, I expected a fat kid being reunited with its mother, but… 06/07/2014 on elephant saved and reunited... +7
#27 - Real ******* neato is this: Just take the polariz…  [+] (14 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Glitch in Matrix +84
User avatar #83 - TheBigGummyBear (06/08/2014) [-]
Uneducated question here:

Would looking at that screen through those glasses be bad for your eyes? Or would it be just as bad as looking at your screen normally.
#87 - hairibar (06/08/2014) [-]
It's completely harmless for all I know
User avatar #74 - xtrem (06/08/2014) [-]
one question : Does every LCD Comes with polarized layer ?
I am looking for a used LCD to do this
User avatar #76 - warioteam (06/08/2014) [-]
its an essential part of LCD monitoring, yes.
User avatar #77 - xtrem (06/08/2014) [-]
cool , time to find a cheap one on the internet , the shops are selling the old and used ones 14' for 60$ . asses
#72 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
Now I can jack off to seemingly blank screen. Sweet.
User avatar #61 - hellomynameisbill (06/08/2014) [-]
imagine the reaction from people seeing a dude laughing his ass off to a blank white screen
User avatar #59 - dagramcraka (06/08/2014) [-]
I tried that once.. didn't work to well...
#54 - darthsanti (06/08/2014) [-]
that's actually very useful for some secret thing
#53 - frankwest (06/08/2014) [-]
That computer is a Daewoo.
User avatar #32 - pillowmeister (06/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, but does it work while masturbating in a cyber café?
User avatar #97 - thesimonved (06/08/2014) [-]
Why don't you find out?
User avatar #98 - pillowmeister (06/08/2014) [-]
I'm asking because i OWN a café
User avatar #100 - thesimonved (06/08/2014) [-]
That's pretty cool, but you're in no danger
#26 - What hell? It's heaven for a masochist  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Some Spooky Shit Here +2
User avatar #35 - moetron (06/07/2014) [-]
it tailors the worst possible experience accordingly to every person, so masochists would have thier shit fucked too
User avatar #51 - thesimonved (06/08/2014) [-]
Yo have a point
#43 - Shawshank Redemption was written by Stephen King...  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2014 on (untitled) -3
#67 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
they don't just memorize the book and turn that into a movie
#64 - trainalf (06/08/2014) [-]
I think it meant movie script.
#102 - Ah didn't know that...then you're right 06/07/2014 on Now in HD 0
#365 - I played the 2nd installment of the series, and it's pretty co… 06/07/2014 on WTF is wrong with gaming... 0
#121 - Bash that ************ 06/07/2014 on SHOTS FIRED 0
#93 - Wife of Rob?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Now in HD 0
User avatar #100 - stefanovic (06/07/2014) [-]
The show killed her, not GRR Martin
User avatar #102 - thesimonved (06/07/2014) [-]
Ah didn't know that...then you're right
#202 - Google Lizzie Velasquez 06/07/2014 on BIG Eater - 48Kg Woman 0
#201 - She's my hero 06/07/2014 on BIG Eater - 48Kg Woman 0

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