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#78 - He's doing about 80mph 09/12/2014 on german autobahn explained... 0
#77 - 70% of the autobahn are always without speed-limit  [+] (11 new replies) 09/12/2014 on german autobahn explained... +2
User avatar #81 - kikzs (09/12/2014) [-]
clearly you don't live in west Germany

everywhere I go there's a construction, and if there's not a construction there's a pointless drop that goes 130/120-100-70-// in less than 2 kilometers
User avatar #96 - SirMartin (09/12/2014) [-]
I drove E45 and most of that is free speed.
User avatar #97 - SirMartin (09/12/2014) [-]
Hamburg to luxembourg
User avatar #88 - thesimonved (09/12/2014) [-]
Ich komme aus dem Main-Kinzig-Kreis nahe Frankfurt, ich gebe zu, wenn du die A66 hochfährst z.b. , da ist ordentlich Baustelle und Stau, aber zum Beispiel A3 bei Nacht oder A7 geht echt gut ab ;)
#138 - thetheorrist (09/17/2014) [-]
Also ich komme aus dem raum von ulm und sowohl die autobahn nach münchen (a8) wie die nach stuttgart (a7) haben ständig geschwindigkeitsregulierungen =/
was allerdings kaum noch schlimm ist nachdem man die blitzerapp hat
User avatar #128 - mathmanchris (09/12/2014) [-]
Fahr mal durch's Ruhrgebiet, da weinst du. Bin letztens die 31 hoch nach Holland, d.h. Baustelle, Baustelle mit einer Spur, 120 bei den Käsköppen. Zum kotzen.
User avatar #101 - kanduhuskedetder (09/12/2014) [-]
Aber hallo Auf der A7 im Norden bist du schon ab späterer Nachmittag völlig allein auf er Fahrbahn. Würde auch draufdrücken, hab aber nur einen alten Golf 3, der ab 140 Km/h anscheinend 4 mal so viel Benzin verbraucht...
User avatar #137 - kanduhuskedetder (09/12/2014) [-]
*Ich meinte die A23
User avatar #92 - kikzs (09/12/2014) [-]
google translate did a magnificent job. I was at frankfurt today, and my god the speed limits are annoying (it's not an autobahn, but I got used to that instead of just a highway)

and then there's all the construction on the way to Trier
User avatar #94 - thesimonved (09/12/2014) [-]
Ah, sorry, I live close to Frankfurt and if you take the A66 to Kassel or just north, you end up at some pretty nasty construction sites.

But if you take the A3 or A7, you can drive just like you want, except on rush-hour. At night it's simply the best
User avatar #89 - kikzs (09/12/2014) [-]
ich nein sprechen sie deutch
#70 - Only thing that comes to mind 09/10/2014 on Bunny +1
#95 - You forgot these 09/09/2014 on Firearm Aesthetics 0
#19 - Perfect word  [+] (5 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Boob +125
#99 - atrocitustheking (09/09/2014) [-]
Mein gott....
#48 - thehated (09/09/2014) [-]
bed
User avatar #27 - pitifulsoul (09/09/2014) [-]
Underboob too
User avatar #79 - thealmightyantler (09/09/2014) [-]
Dat text
User avatar #89 - nurples (09/09/2014) [-]
what text?
#18 - Picture 09/09/2014 on Boob 0
#41 - New Saints Row is looking awesome 09/03/2014 on Directed by M. Night Shyamalan +13
#232 - Biblical apocrypha 09/02/2014 on R 0
#231 - It's not written in the bible, because the church didn't permi…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on R 0
User avatar #232 - thesimonved (09/02/2014) [-]
Biblical apocrypha
#153 - Jennifer Lawrence didn't appear as that kind of girl....on the…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on Nude pics of celebrities 0
User avatar #154 - thebellboy (09/01/2014) [-]
they werent meant to get to public attention she must be embarassed as hell.
Im still waiting for katy perry though...
#146 - Are those pics legit or just shopped?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Nude pics of celebrities 0
User avatar #150 - thebellboy (09/01/2014) [-]
100% legit but a couple of the celebs are saying they are fake (victoria justice, although there is 8 times as much proof of it being real than needed).
User avatar #153 - thesimonved (09/01/2014) [-]
Jennifer Lawrence didn't appear as that kind of girl....on the other hand I like what I see
User avatar #154 - thebellboy (09/01/2014) [-]
they werent meant to get to public attention she must be embarassed as hell.
Im still waiting for katy perry though...
#141 - Tumblr idiots don't even read the ******* books .… 09/01/2014 on Wizards are useless 0
#134 - It's seems like "BadAssDwg69" is going to become Bit…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2014 on JUSTICE IS SERVED +20
#211 - trollzoll (08/31/2014) [-]
He is gonna come out as Accepted Anal.
#134 - Do you even PVC instrument? 08/10/2014 on street performer kills it +5
#85 - Picture 08/07/2014 on snow white 2014 0
#82 - Fables is one awesome series game and comic …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2014 on snow white 2014 +1
User avatar #84 - fables (08/07/2014) [-]
#85 - thesimonved (08/07/2014) [-]
#80 - Check your privilege ...Snow White 2014 08/07/2014 on snow white 2014 +3
#322 - I know that video, and it's pretty awesome, but the mimic and … 08/07/2014 on You know you watch too much... 0
#318 - Yeah, that's right, but not on the level that is shown  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2014 on You know you watch too much... 0
#319 - findaway (08/07/2014) [-]
I wish I can show you a real example I saw once, but I can't find it. But a girl was portraying a 3D rendered fox in real time using just a webcam.
User avatar #322 - thesimonved (08/07/2014) [-]
I know that video, and it's pretty awesome, but the mimic and facial expressions are nowhere near the one shown here. It's coming, but it still has ways to go
#303 - For everyone who wants to know: This is not made with any kind…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/07/2014 on You know you watch too much... 0
#316 - findaway (08/07/2014) [-]
But motion capturing software does exist to make this possible without animating it.
User avatar #318 - thesimonved (08/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's right, but not on the level that is shown
#319 - findaway (08/07/2014) [-]
I wish I can show you a real example I saw once, but I can't find it. But a girl was portraying a 3D rendered fox in real time using just a webcam.
User avatar #322 - thesimonved (08/07/2014) [-]
I know that video, and it's pretty awesome, but the mimic and facial expressions are nowhere near the one shown here. It's coming, but it still has ways to go
#30 - -no real startbutton -this flimsy menu on the right which …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Never forget +1
User avatar #37 - idelki (08/07/2014) [-]
> get classic shell or start is back
> literally a marginally smoother running Win7
> tablet/metro interface can be completely ignored
#34 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [-]
#23 - Every second one was good, e.g.: 95: meh 98: yeah…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Never forget +3
User avatar #36 - holsety (08/07/2014) [-]
98 was bad, 98 SE is the good version
#24 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [-]
8 really isn't that bad, especially if you up to 8.1
User avatar #30 - thesimonved (08/07/2014) [-]
-no real startbutton
-this flimsy menu on the right which doesn't appear when you want it to, but does when you're trying to close a window
-this for-tablet-use interface which doesn't have ANY additional value for the pc user
User avatar #37 - idelki (08/07/2014) [-]
> get classic shell or start is back
> literally a marginally smoother running Win7
> tablet/metro interface can be completely ignored
#34 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #29 - assdoreponyfucker (08/07/2014) [-]
8 is great just people don't like the UI which can all be changed
#28 - sniffythebird (08/07/2014) [-]
No
#27 - theshade (08/07/2014) [-]
#21 - Did I hear best windows?  [+] (10 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Never forget +13
#22 - Dinmiller (08/07/2014) [-]
98 was way better than xp.
User avatar #23 - thesimonved (08/07/2014) [-]
Every second one was good, e.g.:

95: meh
98: yeah
2000:duh
XP: Hell yeah
Vista: nah
7: Yes
8: Stop
User avatar #36 - holsety (08/07/2014) [-]
98 was bad, 98 SE is the good version
#24 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [-]
8 really isn't that bad, especially if you up to 8.1
User avatar #30 - thesimonved (08/07/2014) [-]
-no real startbutton
-this flimsy menu on the right which doesn't appear when you want it to, but does when you're trying to close a window
-this for-tablet-use interface which doesn't have ANY additional value for the pc user
User avatar #37 - idelki (08/07/2014) [-]
> get classic shell or start is back
> literally a marginally smoother running Win7
> tablet/metro interface can be completely ignored
#34 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #29 - assdoreponyfucker (08/07/2014) [-]
8 is great just people don't like the UI which can all be changed
#28 - sniffythebird (08/07/2014) [-]
No
#27 - theshade (08/07/2014) [-]
#925 - Tony Hawks Pro Skater 2 and Max Payne 08/07/2014 on What games have aged... 0
#31 - Good game, retarded artsy-fartsy ending. 08/06/2014 on Booker Fits Into Any Game... -6

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