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#15 - So basically it says: "Don't be an selfcentered asshole t…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2014 on Henry F'n Rollins +2
User avatar #18 - smellmop (06/14/2014) [-]
best comment of the day.
#54 - Tumblr, talking about obvious shit since 2007 06/14/2014 on the incredibles +7
#46 - compulsory "Fight Club" quote 06/14/2014 on not always true +7
#152 - so women want to be compimented by gay men? 06/12/2014 on harassment 0
#55 - Creepy 06/12/2014 on Low Poly Lara Cosplay 0
#46 - >implying bishops aren't jacked Protopriest Vasyl Ko… 06/12/2014 on super cheap chessboard +3
#188 - Don't read, if you don't really want to if it was your fi… 06/12/2014 on wait for it 0
#64 - No, because you only drink mixed flavored alcohol  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Man Time +1
#66 - anonymous (06/11/2014) [-]
I do that because beer tastes absolutely disgusting. I'm not going to drink something that is gross just so you will think i'm manly. I like to drink things that actually tastes good.
#40 - Pussy  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Man Time 0
#54 - anonymous (06/11/2014) [-]
I'm a pussy because beer tastes terribly?
User avatar #64 - thesimonved (06/11/2014) [-]
No, because you only drink mixed flavored alcohol
#66 - anonymous (06/11/2014) [-]
I do that because beer tastes absolutely disgusting. I'm not going to drink something that is gross just so you will think i'm manly. I like to drink things that actually tastes good.
#20 - mfw 06/11/2014 on Dat band sucks... +5
#19 - Hahahaha, please stay retarded 06/11/2014 on Dat band sucks... -1
#6 - "...just sit right there, I'll tell you how to choose you… 06/11/2014 on Tumblr 0
#39 - Mfw when going to war without pants 06/11/2014 on Where are you going? 0
#8 - Fear...fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the in…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Face ur Fear and overcome it! +36
User avatar #11 - kiermatv (06/11/2014) [-]
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
User avatar #76 - Encarna (06/11/2014) [-]


Nwûl tash.
Dzwol shâsotkun.
Shâsotjontû châtsatul nu tyûk.
Tyûkjontû châtsatul nu midwan.
Midwanjontû châtsatul nu asha.
Ashajontû kotswinot itsu nuyak.
Wonoksh Qyâsik nun.
#17 - Sometimes there comes a moment when a toilet just has to say &… 06/10/2014 on My Worst Fucking Nightmare 0
#140 - what is a shitlord?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on #Yesallwomen 0
User avatar #177 - huffe (06/10/2014) [-]
the top-tier of privilege
#138 - 10/10 female for a week, would fuck around 06/10/2014 on #Yesallwomen 0
#48 - OP should have signed, teach wants the d 06/10/2014 on kinky +44
#89 - The problem are not the children, at least not only, because t… 06/10/2014 on True 0
#232 - Nah, that's just what they make it out to be, I mean if you lo… 06/10/2014 on Achmed the Reasonable... 0
#157 - Then, I'm sorry. 06/09/2014 on Achmed the Reasonable... 0
#155 - /rant 06/09/2014 on Achmed the Reasonable... -1
#154 - 1. No-go zones for white people: - I live close to Frankf…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on Achmed the Reasonable... -1
User avatar #155 - thesimonved (06/09/2014) [-]
/rant
#132 - and you were personally affected by it?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/09/2014 on Achmed the Reasonable... -1
User avatar #158 - xsap (06/09/2014) [-]
what itsbendingtime
and also you never know if the bus or train you're on will blow the fuck up. even if they don't have a bomb, getting on a bus with them is awful because they show once a year and smell like shit, they ruin the city's look by just existing. ever corner or France and England you see a pack of walking garbage bags than you realize thous are muslim woman, than you see the man with un groomed overgrown nasty beards walking around in dirty ass destart cloths and sandals, i mean wtf they wear sandals 12 months a year and they never bother washing and cutting their toes and feet, every time you get on a bus there is always this dirty 70 year old sandal-monkey massaging his nasty feet
#135 - itsbendingtime (06/09/2014) [-]
yes.
entire areas of many cities, including my own, are now no-go zones for white people. they are muslim ghettos where the streets are filthy because they just chuck their rubbish outside, and because they have so many children every house produces a shitton of waste.
To walk through there as a white person is just asking to be at best verbally abused and at worst physically assaulted and mugged.
User avatar #154 - thesimonved (06/09/2014) [-]
1. No-go zones for white people:
- I live close to Frankfurt a. Main. There are several big cities around like Offenbach and Hanau that have a huge amount of immigrants and tell you what, I was once mugged, by a stereotypical german guy and his friends.
When I go to Frankfurt I only get verebally attacked by junkies who wanted money.
There are, because my own expierence is nothing general, assholes with foreign past/ roots, most of them are in fact German citiziens. There are assholes without a german pass and there are assholes who are born in Germany. But still there are many nice people I know from everywhere. The numbers are always about equal.
-Yeah, there are those parts of town that are mostly inhabited by people with migrants background, but that's only because of the state culminating them in these places. But I don't feel threatend as a white person walking through these parts.
2. They create one hell of a mess:
In Germany there are even television shows where people who live in their own dirt, are getting help by professionals, guess what, most of these people in those shows are low-class white trash with a bunch of children, who don't attend school regularly and won't later become useful members of society. They again, get a whole lot of kids and live on social wellfare.

Fun fact: The crime rate in Germany is dropping and at an all-time low.

The problem is that there are assholes everywhere, in every country, in every culture. But it doesn't matter to most if you're a nice person who's living an earnest life, or if you are a piece of social trash, NO, what's important is that you're a nazi german, a fag frenchie, a damned irishman or one of these greedy greeks.... that is pure facism.
User avatar #155 - thesimonved (06/09/2014) [-]
/rant
#131 - Who give a fuck? I mean they are psychopaths, I mean they have…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2014 on Achmed the Reasonable... +2
#210 - shadowvision (06/10/2014) [-]
Unless I am mistaken, the simplest principle of any Abrahamic religion is "Kill the non-believer."
User avatar #232 - thesimonved (06/10/2014) [-]
Nah, that's just what they make it out to be, I mean if you look at the things christanity did 700 years ago, you'd get quite the same results, just without modern weaponry and technology.
fyi, if you didn't know already, the islam is about 700 years younger than christanity

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User avatar #1 - josa (05/26/2014) [-]
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