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#57 - **** , you're onto me 07/10/2014 on I now understand +2
#51 - Can't Stop Under the bridge Don't forget me Snow …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/10/2014 on I now understand +1
User avatar #72 - EpicAnon (07/10/2014) [-]
I stared at this for three fucking minutes, thinking is was some kind of damn Haiku before Google'ing that and finding out they were songs.
#61 - agentmoleman (07/10/2014) [-]
congratulations
User avatar #63 - thesimonved (07/10/2014) [-]
well thank you
#55 - prohibullion (07/10/2014) [-]
cundsw?
User avatar #57 - thesimonved (07/10/2014) [-]
shit, you're onto me
#62 - Isn't this just some kind of sponge thingy? 07/10/2014 on where soldier teleported... 0
#123 - PTSD, sure 07/10/2014 on Jump on the Cart thingy 0
#492 - She gets on my nerves... 07/10/2014 on tumblr vs 4chan: cringe... +1
#163 - Tolkien only ever said that no one knows what he is, just that… 07/08/2014 on LotR Facts/Lore Season 2,... 0
#159 - I trust the knowledge of Gandalf above yours  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2014 on LotR Facts/Lore Season 2,... 0
User avatar #160 - ljxjlos (07/08/2014) [-]
As I said. Tolkien himself stated that there are no "facts" about Tom. Think what you want, it might be right, it might be wrong, but you´ll never know.
User avatar #163 - thesimonved (07/08/2014) [-]
Tolkien only ever said that no one knows what he is, just that he is; doesn't change the fact that he's the oldest though
#156 - I only state what's written in the damn book  [+] (4 new replies) 07/08/2014 on LotR Facts/Lore Season 2,... 0
User avatar #157 - ljxjlos (07/08/2014) [-]
Only because someone calls him the eldest doesn´t make it a fact.

People get called the strongest, eldest, fastest, etc, all the time in literature. Nowhere in the books is written where he is the eldest? The eldest in Arda? The eldest thing that ever existed? Older than the creator of the universe? As old as that? the first thing that was created? There are a shitload of interpretations...
User avatar #159 - thesimonved (07/08/2014) [-]
I trust the knowledge of Gandalf above yours
User avatar #160 - ljxjlos (07/08/2014) [-]
As I said. Tolkien himself stated that there are no "facts" about Tom. Think what you want, it might be right, it might be wrong, but you´ll never know.
User avatar #163 - thesimonved (07/08/2014) [-]
Tolkien only ever said that no one knows what he is, just that he is; doesn't change the fact that he's the oldest though
#154 - He's the oldest, that's being said by different characters and…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/08/2014 on LotR Facts/Lore Season 2,... 0
User avatar #155 - ljxjlos (07/08/2014) [-]
The oldest being we know of is Eru Illuvatar. Tolkien stated that Tom isn´t Eru Illuvatar. Thus we do not know how he is supposed to be the eldest. It´s a title. If he is not, like Ungoliath, Eru or the beings that Gandalf met under Moria, one of those beings that did exist outside the creation, before Eru created the world and the Ainur, he can´t be the oldest. Maybe he is one of those, maybe he´s just the oldest being in middle-earth besides Gandalf and the other Maiar who where present at the creation of the world.

Saying that anything about Tom is a given fact goes against Tolkiens own ideas, considering that he wanted tom to stay a mystery forever...
User avatar #156 - thesimonved (07/08/2014) [-]
I only state what's written in the damn book
User avatar #157 - ljxjlos (07/08/2014) [-]
Only because someone calls him the eldest doesn´t make it a fact.

People get called the strongest, eldest, fastest, etc, all the time in literature. Nowhere in the books is written where he is the eldest? The eldest in Arda? The eldest thing that ever existed? Older than the creator of the universe? As old as that? the first thing that was created? There are a shitload of interpretations...
User avatar #159 - thesimonved (07/08/2014) [-]
I trust the knowledge of Gandalf above yours
User avatar #160 - ljxjlos (07/08/2014) [-]
As I said. Tolkien himself stated that there are no "facts" about Tom. Think what you want, it might be right, it might be wrong, but you´ll never know.
User avatar #163 - thesimonved (07/08/2014) [-]
Tolkien only ever said that no one knows what he is, just that he is; doesn't change the fact that he's the oldest though
#59 - I don't know why exactly but tumblr comments tick me off, espe…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Mighty google 0
#67 - dontknowmeatall (07/08/2014) [-]
It is the warehouse tho
#35 - >implying Iarwain Ben-adar Eldest and Fatherless …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/07/2014 on LotR Facts/Lore Season 2,... +4
User avatar #132 - ljxjlos (07/08/2014) [-]
>implying we know what or how old Tom is.

I personally think the only being as old as him are Eru Illuvatar, Ungoliath (dead, tho) and the beings under moria.
User avatar #154 - thesimonved (07/08/2014) [-]
He's the oldest, that's being said by different characters and we know who Tom is, he's Tom Bombadil.
User avatar #155 - ljxjlos (07/08/2014) [-]
The oldest being we know of is Eru Illuvatar. Tolkien stated that Tom isn´t Eru Illuvatar. Thus we do not know how he is supposed to be the eldest. It´s a title. If he is not, like Ungoliath, Eru or the beings that Gandalf met under Moria, one of those beings that did exist outside the creation, before Eru created the world and the Ainur, he can´t be the oldest. Maybe he is one of those, maybe he´s just the oldest being in middle-earth besides Gandalf and the other Maiar who where present at the creation of the world.

Saying that anything about Tom is a given fact goes against Tolkiens own ideas, considering that he wanted tom to stay a mystery forever...
User avatar #156 - thesimonved (07/08/2014) [-]
I only state what's written in the damn book
User avatar #157 - ljxjlos (07/08/2014) [-]
Only because someone calls him the eldest doesn´t make it a fact.

People get called the strongest, eldest, fastest, etc, all the time in literature. Nowhere in the books is written where he is the eldest? The eldest in Arda? The eldest thing that ever existed? Older than the creator of the universe? As old as that? the first thing that was created? There are a shitload of interpretations...
User avatar #159 - thesimonved (07/08/2014) [-]
I trust the knowledge of Gandalf above yours
User avatar #160 - ljxjlos (07/08/2014) [-]
As I said. Tolkien himself stated that there are no "facts" about Tom. Think what you want, it might be right, it might be wrong, but you´ll never know.
User avatar #163 - thesimonved (07/08/2014) [-]
Tolkien only ever said that no one knows what he is, just that he is; doesn't change the fact that he's the oldest though
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#67 - supercookieduster (07/08/2014) [-]
#119 - probably the same person 07/07/2014 on Good Call. +9
#75 - **** , give me back my wasted time...this was neit… 07/06/2014 on Creepy -2
#40 - Nope, I think you already made up your mind  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on History 0
User avatar #42 - schnizel (07/05/2014) [-]
Also, if you want to talk about it I'm ready.
User avatar #41 - schnizel (07/05/2014) [-]
For what?
#37 - But why do you want for all one is worth link the jewish relig…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on History 0
#39 - schnizel (07/05/2014) [-]
Beucase it's an old cult with old cunts that follow its laws.
Also, the game is starting, watch it, if you hurry.
#35 - ******** , you believe in the "New World Orde…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/05/2014 on History 0
#38 - schnizel (07/05/2014) [-]
Also, link needed.
Also, many people hated jews, they were money lenders and most of all degenerates. Not all but most.
We will talk after the game, ok?
User avatar #40 - thesimonved (07/05/2014) [-]
Nope, I think you already made up your mind
User avatar #42 - schnizel (07/05/2014) [-]
Also, if you want to talk about it I'm ready.
User avatar #41 - schnizel (07/05/2014) [-]
For what?
#36 - schnizel (07/05/2014) [-]
>Bullshit, you believe in the "New World Order"-conspiracy, from what I can read here,
BRB in 5 minutes making popcorn
Also, I have read the Talmud, and the Freemasonic Bible.
User avatar #37 - thesimonved (07/05/2014) [-]
But why do you want for all one is worth link the jewish religion to politics?

You throw apples and potatoes into a bowel and call it fruitsalad
#39 - schnizel (07/05/2014) [-]
Beucase it's an old cult with old cunts that follow its laws.
Also, the game is starting, watch it, if you hurry.
#33 - World Revolution, that, and some fuel still coming from french…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on History 0
User avatar #34 - schnizel (07/05/2014) [-]
Everyone fights for their beliefs, some literally fight, and those who can't or are afraid to cheer from the side lines with their banners or signs.
#13 - Comes from the further loss of muscle, only looks thinner ;) 07/05/2014 on So FJ, heard you like fate... +1
#11 - 2805  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on So FJ, heard you like fate... +17
User avatar #12 - crazyanimal (07/05/2014) [-]
Good to see we are gonna lose weight in a couple hundred years
User avatar #13 - thesimonved (07/05/2014) [-]
Comes from the further loss of muscle, only looks thinner ;)
#37 - Randy Marsh is best randy 07/05/2014 on 'MURICA +2
#18 - The look small even in this picture 07/05/2014 on Fallout: New Vegas +1
#29 - Hahaha, you are so ******* stupid..."massive…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/05/2014 on History 0
#31 - schnizel (07/05/2014) [-]
Also.
“Order prevails in Berlin!” You foolish lackeys! Your “order” is built on sand. Tomorrow the revolution will “rise up again, clashing its weapons,” and to your horror it will proclaim with trumpets blazing:

I was, I am, I shall be!

—Rosa Luxemburg, 1919

I don't see peace anywhere.
User avatar #33 - thesimonved (07/05/2014) [-]
World Revolution, that, and some fuel still coming from french revolution and lenins revolution.

And yes, you are right on that behalf they tended to be radical, like every extremist group.
User avatar #34 - schnizel (07/05/2014) [-]
Everyone fights for their beliefs, some literally fight, and those who can't or are afraid to cheer from the side lines with their banners or signs.
#30 - schnizel (07/05/2014) [-]
First of all, they weren't killed by vigilantes, they were the vigilantes.
Second of all:
The revolutionaries, inspired by communist ideas, failed to hand power to soviets as the Bolsheviks had in Russia, because the Social Democratic Party of Germany (SPD) leadership refused to work with those who supported the Bolsheviks. Furthermore, fearing an all-out civil war in Germany between the communists and the reactionary conservatives, the SPD did not plan to completely strip the old imperial elites of their power and instead sought to integrate them into the new social democratic system. In this endeavour, SPD leftists sought an alliance with the Supreme Command. The army and Freikorps (nationalist militias) quelled the Spartacist uprising by force. The political fragmentation among the left wing was a significant factor in the failure of the left to seize power.
> they were idealists who dreamed of a land were everyone can live in peaced
So was Hitler, a big dreamer. But the moment you want a revolution is the moment you want violence to happen. It's simple, it's communism.
User avatar #35 - thesimonved (07/05/2014) [-]
Bullshit, you believe in the "New World Order"-conspiracy, from what I can read here, and they were killed by the Garde-Kavallerie-Schützen-Division a army division formed by right winged freikorps members (Vigilantes).

The problem was that most of the citziens of the Weimarer Republik were anti-semitic, like the rest of Europe and "nothing" worked like they wanted it to. So they turned to the NSDAP.

And it was the fault of the SDP and Zentrums members that they did not change the old elites, resulting in a persecution of "opponents" of the right wing.
#38 - schnizel (07/05/2014) [-]
Also, link needed.
Also, many people hated jews, they were money lenders and most of all degenerates. Not all but most.
We will talk after the game, ok?
User avatar #40 - thesimonved (07/05/2014) [-]
Nope, I think you already made up your mind
User avatar #42 - schnizel (07/05/2014) [-]
Also, if you want to talk about it I'm ready.
User avatar #41 - schnizel (07/05/2014) [-]
For what?
#36 - schnizel (07/05/2014) [-]
>Bullshit, you believe in the "New World Order"-conspiracy, from what I can read here,
BRB in 5 minutes making popcorn
Also, I have read the Talmud, and the Freemasonic Bible.
User avatar #37 - thesimonved (07/05/2014) [-]
But why do you want for all one is worth link the jewish religion to politics?

You throw apples and potatoes into a bowel and call it fruitsalad
#39 - schnizel (07/05/2014) [-]
Beucase it's an old cult with old cunts that follow its laws.
Also, the game is starting, watch it, if you hurry.
#10 - And no ***** were given that day 07/05/2014 on Mehe +1
#225 - Next worldcup...now the american team is a force to be reckoned with  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on FREEDOM 0
User avatar #226 - tazzerz (07/03/2014) [-]
And I'd say they will have alot more fans backing them.
#223 - Someone has to lose, but the Americans went down fighting/ pla…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2014 on FREEDOM 0
User avatar #224 - tazzerz (07/03/2014) [-]
Hell yeah, Great game, that last penalty was a close one, but 'tis not meant to be I suppose.
User avatar #225 - thesimonved (07/03/2014) [-]
Next worldcup...now the american team is a force to be reckoned with
User avatar #226 - tazzerz (07/03/2014) [-]
And I'd say they will have alot more fans backing them.

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