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Date Signed Up:6/27/2013
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#56 - Is that Christian Slater? 06/08/2014 on bitch I got meetings 0
#100 - That's pretty cool, but you're in no danger 06/08/2014 on Glitch in Matrix +1
#97 - Why don't you find out?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Glitch in Matrix +1
User avatar #98 - pillowmeister (06/08/2014) [-]
I'm asking because i OWN a café
User avatar #100 - thesimonved (06/08/2014) [-]
That's pretty cool, but you're in no danger
#251 - Picture 06/08/2014 on *Insert smart title here* 0
#51 - Yo have a point 06/08/2014 on Some Spooky Shit Here 0
#4 - I'm lovin' it 06/07/2014 on McMountain 0
#8 - *Germany 06/07/2014 on this ball boy deserves a raise -22
#3 - Better than content...thumb for you anon 06/07/2014 on BEST DAY EVER! 0
#9 - Damn, I expected a fat kid being reunited with its mother, but… 06/07/2014 on elephant saved and reunited... +7
#27 - Real ******* neato is this: Just take the polariz…  [+] (14 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Glitch in Matrix +84
User avatar #83 - TheBigGummyBear (06/08/2014) [-]
Uneducated question here:

Would looking at that screen through those glasses be bad for your eyes? Or would it be just as bad as looking at your screen normally.
#87 - hairibar (06/08/2014) [-]
It's completely harmless for all I know
User avatar #74 - xtrem (06/08/2014) [-]
one question : Does every LCD Comes with polarized layer ?
I am looking for a used LCD to do this
User avatar #76 - warioteam (06/08/2014) [-]
its an essential part of LCD monitoring, yes.
User avatar #77 - xtrem (06/08/2014) [-]
cool , time to find a cheap one on the internet , the shops are selling the old and used ones 14' for 60$ . asses
#72 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
Now I can jack off to seemingly blank screen. Sweet.
User avatar #61 - hellomynameisbill (06/08/2014) [-]
imagine the reaction from people seeing a dude laughing his ass off to a blank white screen
User avatar #59 - dagramcraka (06/08/2014) [-]
I tried that once.. didn't work to well...
#54 - darthsanti (06/08/2014) [-]
that's actually very useful for some secret thing
#53 - frankwest (06/08/2014) [-]
That computer is a Daewoo.
User avatar #32 - pillowmeister (06/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, but does it work while masturbating in a cyber café?
User avatar #97 - thesimonved (06/08/2014) [-]
Why don't you find out?
User avatar #98 - pillowmeister (06/08/2014) [-]
I'm asking because i OWN a café
User avatar #100 - thesimonved (06/08/2014) [-]
That's pretty cool, but you're in no danger
#26 - What hell? It's heaven for a masochist  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Some Spooky Shit Here +2
User avatar #35 - moetron (06/07/2014) [-]
it tailors the worst possible experience accordingly to every person, so masochists would have thier shit fucked too
User avatar #51 - thesimonved (06/08/2014) [-]
Yo have a point
#43 - Shawshank Redemption was written by Stephen King...  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2014 on (untitled) -3
#67 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
they don't just memorize the book and turn that into a movie
#64 - trainalf (06/08/2014) [-]
I think it meant movie script.
#102 - Ah didn't know that...then you're right 06/07/2014 on Now in HD 0
#365 - I played the 2nd installment of the series, and it's pretty co… 06/07/2014 on WTF is wrong with gaming... 0
#121 - Bash that ************ 06/07/2014 on SHOTS FIRED 0
#93 - Wife of Rob?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Now in HD 0
User avatar #100 - stefanovic (06/07/2014) [-]
The show killed her, not GRR Martin
User avatar #102 - thesimonved (06/07/2014) [-]
Ah didn't know that...then you're right
#202 - Google Lizzie Velasquez 06/07/2014 on BIG Eater - 48Kg Woman 0
#201 - She's my hero 06/07/2014 on BIG Eater - 48Kg Woman 0
#67 - inb4 #NOJUSTICE4CAMELS  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
#99 - pokeluigi (06/07/2014) [-]
#NOJUSTICE4CAMELS
#83 - Sound arguments 06/05/2014 on Concerned Moms Against Anime +5
#71 - That has nothing to do with the immigrants. The crime rate wen… 06/05/2014 on Touché -2
#33 - ******* europe gets radical. The french, british,…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Touché -1
#75 - jigcock (06/05/2014) [-]
lol moralfag
#57 - anonymous (06/05/2014) [-]
But you have to say that since our (germany) borders opened our crime rates went up like crazy. We have it all over the news at the moment that our crime rates are on an all-time high. You have to admit that a lot of these poeple are not from germany. They blow up ATM's and break into houses, steal cars and stuff like that...

And I have nothing against foreigners I have a lot of friends are not from germany and even my GF is not from here (africa)...
User avatar #71 - thesimonved (06/05/2014) [-]
That has nothing to do with the immigrants. The crime rate went up, because of the abyss between poor and rich, that becomes broader and broader since the financial crisis of 2007-08.
Yes, Germany was back on it's feet, more or less, pretty quickly...but still there's a huge gap between rich and poor.
And I know more violent and criminal germans (everyone with a german pass), than immigrants.

User avatar #42 - smashingtonic (06/05/2014) [-]
...Remove them from your country then
#61 - anonymous (06/05/2014) [-]
Afrika für Affen, Europa für Weiße, steckt die Affen in ein Boot und schickt sie auf die Reise.
User avatar #99 - smashingtonic (06/05/2014) [-]
Verdammt gerade.
#12 - Yeah, you should do just that... 06/05/2014 on Rip it off 0
#1970 - **thesimonved rolled image ** well **** 06/05/2014 on What you got arrested for 0
#1969 - More like banned 06/05/2014 on What you got arrested for 0

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User avatar #1 - josa (05/26/2014) [-]
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