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#64 - sauce, ****** :  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2014 on The Sweetest Wedding Photos... -1
#65 - copsncrooks (06/03/2014) [-]
#67 - thesimonved (06/03/2014) [-]
then, go for it, live your dream
#63 - They were moving, so he took that occasion. Btw.: He …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2014 on The Sweetest Wedding Photos... +1
User avatar #81 - hatemountain (06/03/2014) [-]
The occasion for what? This is just really creepy IMO. That child's gonna have some scars.

And why do you know the back story?
User avatar #86 - thesimonved (06/03/2014) [-]
I.am.the.father no, seriously, just google this shit
#20 - The thing is, she can actually play the guitar pretty well and…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Funny youtube comments +4
User avatar #42 - smaaen (06/03/2014) [-]
I don't really think she is that great a singer nor a player (far better tan I am, on both counts), I haven't watched a lot of her videos - she is gorgeous, yes, but how much of it is make-up? Shel looks to be wearing a lot.

But no doubt, I'd do her, any straight single man would.
User avatar #41 - rhc (06/03/2014) [-]
ehhh not a great singer, mediocre guitar player.
User avatar #31 - huszti (06/03/2014) [-]
it's still obvious that the reason why she's famous is her looks.
anyways it's wasn't targeted at her personally.
User avatar #27 - kaisakuenkou (06/03/2014) [-]
Over the Rainbow - Eva Cassidy (cover) Jess Greenberg One of her earliest videos, I believe his point is that she plays her guitar in a perfect position to show off her tits. I agree she can play, but you have to admit she's working what she's got
#30 - mr skeltal (06/03/2014) [-]
If you had a set of kittens like that you know you'd be showing them off. Don't judge.
User avatar #32 - kaisakuenkou (06/03/2014) [-]
>Don't Judge
Why the fuck not? She's guilty
#40 - Or you could just make something out of your life, because the… 06/03/2014 on What time is it ? 0
#86 - Thank you, passing stranger 06/03/2014 on Thanks Son +2
#20 - Implying that Ronald is a good guy... 06/03/2014 on Family +2
#77 - That's south ******* korea, the technologically m… 06/03/2014 on Thanks Son +5
#67 - The son just doesn't want his dad to return to his ****…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Thanks Son +4
#78 - mr skeltal (06/03/2014) [-]
South Korea is actually a great place to live you ignorant fuck
User avatar #82 - seelcudoom (06/03/2014) [-]
dude it said he is stranded in south korea
so the shit hole of a country he is talking about is china
User avatar #86 - thesimonved (06/03/2014) [-]
Thank you, passing stranger
#76 - mr skeltal (06/03/2014) [-]
Yes because worst Korea is much better.
User avatar #77 - thesimonved (06/03/2014) [-]
That's south fucking korea, the technologically most advanced country on the asian mainland.

It's like germany or japan, or something, meaning it's fucking advanced and there's no comparison to China.
#108 - Virtually, but the rendering sequences ran on several computer… 06/02/2014 on Avatar 0
#228 - What, another cringe comp.? 06/02/2014 on Hot single mods coming soon... +1
#3847 - **thesimonved rolled image ** btw what really tips me… 06/02/2014 on This is going up your butt 0
#99 - It's so bad, it's good again 06/02/2014 on LOS CRINGE COMPO. CINCO (5) 0
#20 - Ha, all these ******* bigot people on this site, …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on This joke +2
#24 - mr skeltal (06/02/2014) [-]
I'm an American Jew and I think these posts are funny as fuck.

I only get upset when people are insensitive about it. You can joke about anything, I don't mind.
#22 - It's not very logical, but hey, that's just how it is ;) 06/01/2014 on GHOTI 0
#17 - Der, die, das *************  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2014 on GHOTI 0
User avatar #21 - thunderkrux (06/01/2014) [-]
I don't understand how some objects are females, others are males and others are nuetral
User avatar #22 - thesimonved (06/01/2014) [-]
It's not very logical, but hey, that's just how it is ;)
#28 - Yeah, I feel you...I read the manga, but I gets rarely translated 06/01/2014 on Someone watched too much... 0
#23 - Do you know if there's going to be a second/ third season of K…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Someone watched too much... 0
User avatar #27 - willord (06/01/2014) [-]
As much as I hope so, I really doubt it. Me and my friend have been waiting for more episodes for a little more than 2 years
User avatar #28 - thesimonved (06/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, I feel you...I read the manga, but I gets rarely translated
#28 - Damn Bear Grylls is one sick **** 06/01/2014 on ooooooh Noooooo +2
#89 - Is that from the movie, or just added? Doesn't matter, still a… 05/30/2014 on The Restless War 0
#31 - Well, yeah, that's just plainly retarded 05/30/2014 on fucknose 0
#29 - Did she just snort a condom? And she filmed it?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2014 on fucknose 0
User avatar #30 - kjftiger (05/30/2014) [-]
Yeah...that was a trend a while back. People are idiots
User avatar #31 - thesimonved (05/30/2014) [-]
Well, yeah, that's just plainly retarded
#24 - Gerard Butler's double looks exactly like him, with a tad bit … 05/29/2014 on Celebrities and their Body... 0
#66 - That can't be healthy 05/29/2014 on Behind scenes +8
#19 - There's a manga with exactly the same idea/ situation to…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on Is this for real +2
User avatar #32 - arbyworks (05/29/2014) [-]
aww yea toshiue no hito mentioned
#395 - The second last one, I'm going to find him/her and I'm going t… 05/29/2014 on Cringe comp P.5 0

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User avatar #1 - josa (05/26/2014) [-]
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