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#148 - Are all/ most of his jokes in the comics like this? I seriousl… 06/27/2014 on black hole 0
#61 - hfw he's the last one in the office on a friday  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on black hole +19
User avatar #108 - kommandantvideo (06/26/2014) [-]
oh he's fucked
#28 - Yeah, that are sound reasons and I don't have a problem with v… 06/26/2014 on Fixed the fucking Vegan Rant 0
#97 - But he looks like a dickhead 06/26/2014 on Scott Disick +1
#92 - Then I'm sorry, pal.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on at least he didn't do any... +1
User avatar #93 - oversoul (06/26/2014) [-]
np ^^
#38 - deep, brotha 06/25/2014 on coffee +14
#32 - "Origano" oregano  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2014 on at least he didn't do any... 0
User avatar #89 - oversoul (06/26/2014) [-]
It's origano, from "Origanum vulgare"


User avatar #92 - thesimonved (06/26/2014) [-]
Then I'm sorry, pal.
User avatar #93 - oversoul (06/26/2014) [-]
np ^^
#154 - How could she do this to her nose? 06/25/2014 on stark girls enjoying their... +1
#77 - yfw she's supposed to be a he... 06/25/2014 on 気の利いたタイトル +3
#2 - To make it clear this post is about my disgust about the bigo…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/25/2014 on Fixed the fucking Vegan Rant +36
User avatar #37 - wolverinez (06/26/2014) [-]
also they rather destroy forests, home of millions of animals, just to have a crop field and not kill 2 cows.
User avatar #8 - nudybooty (06/26/2014) [-]
spiders aren't animals.....
User avatar #13 - yonyon (06/26/2014) [-]
Yes, yes they are.
User avatar #20 - redstonealchemist (06/26/2014) [-]
actually softcore vegans permit consuming free-range eggs, red food colouring and honey.
as red food colouring is made from a specific insect carcass (an insect having no measurable thought) we can therefore state that bugs are vegan, however hardcore vegans will disagree. as an extension of that, officially spiders are neither animal nor insect, however they too appear to lack conscious thought and a developing personality, therefore killing spiders and insects is justifiable to a soft vegan, but not a hard one.
the difference between these two stir up quite a lot of trouble in vegan communities, but it's safe to say that within a position, all extremes are bad
User avatar #24 - yonyon (06/26/2014) [-]
I agree, yes, but my point simply was that spiders are classified under the animalia kingdom and, as such, are in fact animals.
User avatar #25 - redstonealchemist (06/26/2014) [-]
you're obviously of an intelligence above the normal rabble, what is you opinion on non-militant vegans?
User avatar #26 - yonyon (06/26/2014) [-]
Though question; From a biological stance I believe it's down-right riduculous, as eating (and cooking) meat, due to its high caloric value, was a major factor in the development of mankind. This also implies that our bodies are adapted for an omnivorous lifestyle, bringing with it the need for nutritional supplements when choosing to pursue a purely vegan diet.

From an ethical stance, however, who am I to decide what ideals another individual should have? I understand their ideas and agree with certain facets of them (the way we handle food and animals is simply terrible), so as long as they don't force other human beings, such as children who really need the nutritionous meat to develop properly, I can perfectly live with it.
User avatar #39 - redstonealchemist (06/26/2014) [-]
just so you know, every single thing you can get from meat and dairy, you can get in non-meat and non-dairy products in greater amounts with next to no negative effects such as osteoporosis, which cow milk has proven to have a negative effect on, as well as various others especially cancer! . hemp milk is cray good for you, more good stuff, no bad stuff and gets you most of your essential oils like omega 3 and 6 which are also in greater amounts than in fish and the best part is: unless you have a serious and extremely rare illness, anything edible that requires use of animals or their by-products can be made without using them
#10 - anepicnub (06/26/2014) [-]
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That's true, but spiders are no less conscious than any other animal. Not that I'd eat a spider with the same discretion as beef or pork.
User avatar #21 - redstonealchemist (06/26/2014) [-]
define conscious.
my definition of it would include capacity to think outside of instincts, even the ability to transcend instincts and a clear way to tell if a creature can think would be a yes to any of the following: can they learn? can they solve a problem? do they feel emotions outside of instinctual preservation? can they express embarrassment or guilt? do they have a personality?
cows, pigs and chickens in this regard are no different to dogs, cats and horses.
they are alive, they answer yes to at least one of those questions therefore it is immoral to kill them for food if there are alterantive options available.
User avatar #6 - jokekill (06/26/2014) [-]
I know a vegan who claims to be all animal rights yet continues to breed litters from her dog because "yay puppies"
#5 - anonymous (06/26/2014) [-]
#39 - I prefer this destruction of home equipment  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2014 on Only on Tumblr +2
#76 - anonymous (06/24/2014) [-]
I was hoping it would cut off his arm in a fountain of gory mess...
#41 - anonymous (06/24/2014) [-]
#192 - Yeah, that's about it 06/24/2014 on 1/10 0
#188 - God ******* damnit Commander Shepard …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2014 on 1/10 0
#191 - alcoholicsemen (06/24/2014) [-]
so rule34 the second, fifth, seventh, and eighth
maybe fourth
User avatar #192 - thesimonved (06/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's about it
#26 - He looks like a douchebag 06/20/2014 on Handsome Mugshot 0
#24 - Yeah, it's not like he got the idea or creativity to write any… 06/20/2014 on Your last words will be... 0
#11 - Sounds like gazorpazorpians to me 06/20/2014 on *tips fedora* twas my... +7
#48 - If you scratch faster, so will be the gif. 06/20/2014 on Title 0
#23 - You didn't get the reverence, did you? 06/20/2014 on 4chan +1
#76 - Deep down there, somewhere, she/he is right...I mean how food … 06/20/2014 on Vegans at it again 0
#192 - Picture 06/20/2014 on Modern Feminism +3
#85 - mfw 06/19/2014 on me around girls 1 +1
#182 - The Boondock Saints 06/19/2014 on Literature class in a Nutshell 0
#190 - mandatory Randy Marsh is awesome post I mean seriously, … 06/18/2014 on racist post +1
#98 - "odd" is a nice way of describing it. She birthed a …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on Surprise! 0
User avatar #256 - undeadmaus (06/18/2014) [-]
In the books she never actually ever meets Gendry. She tries to kill another of Robert's bastards instead but Davos smuggles him away. And the shadow demon was to kill Renly who posed a threat to Stannis whom she believes is Azor Ahai, the only one who can stop the Others.
#74 - Wonder what he'd do if a klondike bar were to be taken 06/15/2014 on Don't mess with Pops +7

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