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#153 - One thing I didn't understand is why Jennifer Lawrence even ma…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2014 on That's How Shit Works Now 0
#168 - anonymous (10/24/2014) [-]
And if that guy wanted to kiss or have sex, she could also just say that she's Jennifer fucking Lawrence and he'd instantly cum.

Amiright?
User avatar #154 - mrturferpop (10/24/2014) [-]
Yes and no.
Yeah celebrities should think twice before posing naked and taking naked photos, I mean, they're popular, what did you think was going to happen?
No because they should have the right to their privacy no matter what.

But yeah, I agree with you.
#121 - Still not as massive as this 10/22/2014 on Who's going to tell her? +1
#69 - Google backwards search said: Robort Girls Z  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on street perfomer 0
User avatar #71 - numbertwozeldafan (10/19/2014) [-]
>Google
No thanks

But thank you, friend.
#107 - Is this gif getting faster? 10/19/2014 on Feminism +1
#160 - I knew that, it was general relieve and love between humans, e…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on Guddummit people... 0
User avatar #167 - blewws (10/15/2014) [-]
They didn't only not know each other, she didn't want him to kiss her. It didn't have anything to do with love for your fellow human.
#156 - An act of relieve and human love = Sexual Assault I s…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2014 on Guddummit people... +4
User avatar #159 - helenwheels (10/15/2014) [-]
It just so happens that the sailor kissing that woman didn't know her and just grabbed her.
It was not an act of love.

But she doesn't seem to be complaining in the photo.
User avatar #160 - thesimonved (10/15/2014) [-]
I knew that, it was general relieve and love between humans, even if they did not know each other
User avatar #167 - blewws (10/15/2014) [-]
They didn't only not know each other, she didn't want him to kiss her. It didn't have anything to do with love for your fellow human.
#6 - Beavis, what the **** are you doing? 10/12/2014 on MFW +2
#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Bored? Have Netflix or... 0
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#5 - Yes 10/10/2014 on FJ's Back. Celebrate With... +29
#39 - Your bladder isn't connected to your balls 09/30/2014 on Vagina Facts 0
#42 - Scandinavians, having a buttload of money because of natural r…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on Finland +1
#67 - anonymous (09/29/2014) [-]
damn, you're dumb.
#24 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2014 on DYK Comp #75 +10
#38 - Deetias (09/30/2014) [-]
No they don't.
User avatar #48 - depends (09/30/2014) [-]
Fucking 10/10
#45 - mfw entertaining police comp. 09/29/2014 on Police Win/Fail Comp! 0
#33 - Just look at the size of his/her neck, wouldn't want a bitch t… 09/29/2014 on Invisible Dog 0
#9771192 - What's up? 09/28/2014 on Autism Board 0
#51 - cool story, bro 09/28/2014 on thats so (not) racist +1
#46 - I think if I were to be a creationist, we wouldn't even have t…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/28/2014 on thats so (not) racist +1
#50 - flyingfisherman (09/28/2014) [-]
I nearly agree with You
white power !

User avatar #68 - satrenkotheone (09/28/2014) [-]
I like this gif.
User avatar #51 - thesimonved (09/28/2014) [-]
cool story, bro
#36 - 'You're 09/28/2014 on thats so (not) racist +1
#35 - Okay, here we go: 1. Your not racist, BUT you claim t…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/28/2014 on thats so (not) racist 0
#40 - flyingfisherman (09/28/2014) [-]
good job I knew that You can make something decent
but yeah my comment was cynicism and satire on ppl who think that way

Only thing I just have to fix''and that these differences make one superior or inferior to the other'' It is fact in some situations It is good to be black[because of sun and structure of body in other situations It is good to be white because you can be good cyclist without stealing bike...most asians are small and that may be issue in many situations
but claiming that there is no difference between white and black men is multicultural idealism of blind ppl
all dogs are dogs but some have better body,brain and some just looks cute
Not being racist is not IGNORING differences but ACCEPTING them
difference is that you use brain for accepting but you could move no mind to ignore
If you inbred right ppl with right genetics you can get better human It is fucking EVOLUTION [small mutations
It is just fact so why do you call it ''belief'' do you not support evolution? are you for creationism? Racism is, that you believe a difference between people of different origin which is wrong because we all share the same 46 chromosomes and are the same
kthxbye
User avatar #86 - jaegarbombastic (09/28/2014) [-]
Blood for the Blood God.
User avatar #46 - thesimonved (09/28/2014) [-]
I think if I were to be a creationist, we wouldn't even have this discussion.
What I said was that we all share in general the same DNA, hence there are no people who are inferior or superior as a whole.

Later on, I said too, that there are small differences like the lack of melanin in caucasian peoples bodies or another example the lack of the enzym to cope with alcohol in asian people.
But there is no difference in intellect or more-or-less important features of the human race.

And I don't really get what you're trying to say in the second half of your post, it's gibberish
#50 - flyingfisherman (09/28/2014) [-]
I nearly agree with You
white power !

User avatar #68 - satrenkotheone (09/28/2014) [-]
I like this gif.
User avatar #51 - thesimonved (09/28/2014) [-]
cool story, bro
User avatar #36 - thesimonved (09/28/2014) [-]
'You're
#32 - Seriously? Your post lacks any logic and I'm fairly …  [+] (9 new replies) 09/28/2014 on thats so (not) racist 0
#33 - flyingfisherman (09/28/2014) [-]
1. name calling
2. claiming that my argument is bad without proving anything just another ''no hurr durr you are wrong''

please go back to name calling You did much better job at It...
#35 - thesimonved (09/28/2014) [-]
Okay, here we go:

1. Your not racist, BUT you claim the "white race" is the superior one = pretty much racist
--> Racism is, that you believe in a difference between people of different origin, which is wrong because we all share the same 46 chromosomes and are the same one human race, and that these differences make one superior or inferior to the other.

2. History made clear that white men invented most stuff, so we can live in luxury.
--> That is pretty presumptuous of you, making inventions of single or small groups of minds, achievements of whole ethnical groups. Furthermore you could also make those difference between white ethnics, for example the germans invented a shitload of awesome stuff, the french not so much, does that make the germans a superior race, I mean they fullfill all criteria to be a own "race" except they don't LOOK different.
It's presumptous too, because you say that only inventions and science can make for a decent living, when the native people of America were pretty pleased white their lives before they were raided. It's dependend on your pov what makes a luxury life.
3. White isn't even a color, and "white" people are more or less pinkish because of our blood and the lack of melanin in our bodies (that is evolutinary stuff, less sun where we live, so no need for natural sun protection). Furthermore in some parts of the world the color white is equal to death.
4. Our skeletons? Seriously? That's something nobody can influence, because it's made of frickin' Calcium. Neither can you influence the color of the brain (grey) or the muscles. It's like saying everyone should be Red because our blood is.
5. Anime characters are white because they are made in Japan. Last time I checked the Japanese looked very white to me. If you write a book, where the story takes place in the Kongo 99% of the characters will be black, so what?
6. Michael Jackson was a broken person.
#40 - flyingfisherman (09/28/2014) [-]
good job I knew that You can make something decent
but yeah my comment was cynicism and satire on ppl who think that way

Only thing I just have to fix''and that these differences make one superior or inferior to the other'' It is fact in some situations It is good to be black[because of sun and structure of body in other situations It is good to be white because you can be good cyclist without stealing bike...most asians are small and that may be issue in many situations
but claiming that there is no difference between white and black men is multicultural idealism of blind ppl
all dogs are dogs but some have better body,brain and some just looks cute
Not being racist is not IGNORING differences but ACCEPTING them
difference is that you use brain for accepting but you could move no mind to ignore
If you inbred right ppl with right genetics you can get better human It is fucking EVOLUTION [small mutations
It is just fact so why do you call it ''belief'' do you not support evolution? are you for creationism? Racism is, that you believe a difference between people of different origin which is wrong because we all share the same 46 chromosomes and are the same
kthxbye
User avatar #86 - jaegarbombastic (09/28/2014) [-]
Blood for the Blood God.
User avatar #46 - thesimonved (09/28/2014) [-]
I think if I were to be a creationist, we wouldn't even have this discussion.
What I said was that we all share in general the same DNA, hence there are no people who are inferior or superior as a whole.

Later on, I said too, that there are small differences like the lack of melanin in caucasian peoples bodies or another example the lack of the enzym to cope with alcohol in asian people.
But there is no difference in intellect or more-or-less important features of the human race.

And I don't really get what you're trying to say in the second half of your post, it's gibberish
#50 - flyingfisherman (09/28/2014) [-]
I nearly agree with You
white power !

User avatar #68 - satrenkotheone (09/28/2014) [-]
I like this gif.
User avatar #51 - thesimonved (09/28/2014) [-]
cool story, bro
User avatar #36 - thesimonved (09/28/2014) [-]
'You're
#30 - What a retard or bait or retard...both.  [+] (11 new replies) 09/28/2014 on thats so (not) racist -2
#31 - flyingfisherman (09/28/2014) [-]
Yeah name calling...
You can do better
what about... some logical argument?
#32 - thesimonved (09/28/2014) [-]
Seriously?

Your post lacks any logic and I'm fairly sure you wouldn't recognize a logical argument if it hit you into the face
#33 - flyingfisherman (09/28/2014) [-]
1. name calling
2. claiming that my argument is bad without proving anything just another ''no hurr durr you are wrong''

please go back to name calling You did much better job at It...
#35 - thesimonved (09/28/2014) [-]
Okay, here we go:

1. Your not racist, BUT you claim the "white race" is the superior one = pretty much racist
--> Racism is, that you believe in a difference between people of different origin, which is wrong because we all share the same 46 chromosomes and are the same one human race, and that these differences make one superior or inferior to the other.

2. History made clear that white men invented most stuff, so we can live in luxury.
--> That is pretty presumptuous of you, making inventions of single or small groups of minds, achievements of whole ethnical groups. Furthermore you could also make those difference between white ethnics, for example the germans invented a shitload of awesome stuff, the french not so much, does that make the germans a superior race, I mean they fullfill all criteria to be a own "race" except they don't LOOK different.
It's presumptous too, because you say that only inventions and science can make for a decent living, when the native people of America were pretty pleased white their lives before they were raided. It's dependend on your pov what makes a luxury life.
3. White isn't even a color, and "white" people are more or less pinkish because of our blood and the lack of melanin in our bodies (that is evolutinary stuff, less sun where we live, so no need for natural sun protection). Furthermore in some parts of the world the color white is equal to death.
4. Our skeletons? Seriously? That's something nobody can influence, because it's made of frickin' Calcium. Neither can you influence the color of the brain (grey) or the muscles. It's like saying everyone should be Red because our blood is.
5. Anime characters are white because they are made in Japan. Last time I checked the Japanese looked very white to me. If you write a book, where the story takes place in the Kongo 99% of the characters will be black, so what?
6. Michael Jackson was a broken person.
#40 - flyingfisherman (09/28/2014) [-]
good job I knew that You can make something decent
but yeah my comment was cynicism and satire on ppl who think that way

Only thing I just have to fix''and that these differences make one superior or inferior to the other'' It is fact in some situations It is good to be black[because of sun and structure of body in other situations It is good to be white because you can be good cyclist without stealing bike...most asians are small and that may be issue in many situations
but claiming that there is no difference between white and black men is multicultural idealism of blind ppl
all dogs are dogs but some have better body,brain and some just looks cute
Not being racist is not IGNORING differences but ACCEPTING them
difference is that you use brain for accepting but you could move no mind to ignore
If you inbred right ppl with right genetics you can get better human It is fucking EVOLUTION [small mutations
It is just fact so why do you call it ''belief'' do you not support evolution? are you for creationism? Racism is, that you believe a difference between people of different origin which is wrong because we all share the same 46 chromosomes and are the same
kthxbye
User avatar #86 - jaegarbombastic (09/28/2014) [-]
Blood for the Blood God.
User avatar #46 - thesimonved (09/28/2014) [-]
I think if I were to be a creationist, we wouldn't even have this discussion.
What I said was that we all share in general the same DNA, hence there are no people who are inferior or superior as a whole.

Later on, I said too, that there are small differences like the lack of melanin in caucasian peoples bodies or another example the lack of the enzym to cope with alcohol in asian people.
But there is no difference in intellect or more-or-less important features of the human race.

And I don't really get what you're trying to say in the second half of your post, it's gibberish
#50 - flyingfisherman (09/28/2014) [-]
I nearly agree with You
white power !

User avatar #68 - satrenkotheone (09/28/2014) [-]
I like this gif.
User avatar #51 - thesimonved (09/28/2014) [-]
cool story, bro
User avatar #36 - thesimonved (09/28/2014) [-]
'You're
#29 - It's called racism... 09/28/2014 on thats so (not) racist +2
#12 - Some companies in Japan don't fire unwanted employees, so they… 09/27/2014 on call it efficiency 0
#16 - Gameplay, ...I'm not convinced  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2014 on Still don't get this +1
User avatar #20 - cryingchicken (09/27/2014) [-]
yeh, just looks like a repetitive hack n slash.
#14 - Wouldn't work with the freeflow, because you need at least one…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2014 on Still don't get this 0
User avatar #19 - perfonator (09/27/2014) [-]
Right, I didn't think of a comfortable way to counter. I like your idea!
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #1 - josa (05/26/2014) [-]
:3
User avatar #2 to #1 - thesimonved ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
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