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thesimonved

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Date Signed Up:6/27/2013
Last Login:5/28/2015
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Comment Ranking:#9855
Highest Content Rank:#3818
Highest Comment Rank:#1487
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Level 34 Content: Peasant → Level 35 Content: Peasant
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Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 233 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Times Content Favorited:12 times
Total Comments Made:1338
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latest user's comments

#71 - Is that Eminems house? 11/10/2014 on Famous Last Words 0
#41 - Andy Levy is da real mvp 11/10/2014 on Chris Brown 0
#267 - Now we wait 'till tumblr gets wind of it but serious… 11/09/2014 on i think im in love. 0
#266 - Damn your pic 11/09/2014 on i think im in love. +1
#148 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2014 on The Four Horsemen +18
#458 - warofdawn (01/19/2015) [-]
sorry for responding so late on your reply but thats got to be the best use for this gif so far on FJ!
User avatar #459 - thesimonved (01/19/2015) [-]
Glad, you think so
#67 - It's from the movie "The Flashpoint Paradox"  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on cry evrytiem 0
#70 - okamibanshu (11/08/2014) [-]
oh
#131 - He was cursed by Thanos 11/02/2014 on comic hero life expectancy 0
#90 - Forrest Gump didn't have down syndrome, ******* don't e… 10/31/2014 on SJW on facebook +2
#113 - Don't worry friend, the most retarded people scream the loudes… 10/31/2014 on We own you +2
#81 - Yeah, I was in Dachau once and one of my classmates took a sel… 10/28/2014 on Feels Comp Pt.1 -2
#6 - I don't know but i find this pretty disturbing I know th… 10/28/2014 on Beastly +13
#74 - Do you have another source for me, it's an interesting thing y…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Feels Comp Pt.1 -2
#79 - ratjunky (10/28/2014) [-]
I also thought straight away it's most likely from visitors as a lot of people visit there. I've been there too once, and it's sad how respectless some people do behave there.
User avatar #81 - thesimonved (10/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was in Dachau once and one of my classmates took a selfie...should've knocked her out when I think about it...
#50 - That's right  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Some Junk I Deemed Funny 0
User avatar #51 - spidahridah (10/28/2014) [-]
Gotcha.
#19 - Check ************* Patrick Star  [+] (11 new replies) 10/28/2014 on A Classic. +57
#44 - canadianbetamale (10/29/2014) [-]
Goddamn, that was good.
#25 - applesdontpee (10/28/2014) [-]
watching at 2x speed
User avatar #28 - wimwam (10/28/2014) [-]
I just learned this existed. Thank you, good sir.
User avatar #40 - RipperMan (10/29/2014) [-]
what? how?
User avatar #41 - wimwam (10/29/2014) [-]
On the video, there is a little cogwheel "settings" button- click it and you can adjust play speed.
#42 - RipperMan (10/29/2014) [-]
i only get quality
User avatar #45 - applesdontpee (10/29/2014) [-]
that's weird. which browser are you using?
User avatar #46 - RipperMan (10/29/2014) [-]
firefox
User avatar #47 - applesdontpee (10/29/2014) [-]
i don't know if this is your problem, but this link says you need to use html5 support.mozilla.org/en-US/questions/1018101
User avatar #48 - RipperMan (10/29/2014) [-]
ah, cool thanks
#21 - vgmddg (10/28/2014) [-]
#45 - 'the possibilty and more importantly the question wh… 10/28/2014 on Some Junk I Deemed Funny 0
#44 - Pic. about theodicy: 1. Epicur didn't say that. It was as …  [+] (7 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Some Junk I Deemed Funny 0
User avatar #92 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/28/2014) [-]
>it's a question about possiblity of omnipotence

As well as benevolence, both of which are essential facets of an Abrahamic god. To concede those points is to concede that god as you think it is false.
User avatar #94 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/28/2014) [-]
The "you" being a general you, not you in particular.
User avatar #49 - spidahridah (10/28/2014) [-]
It points out that if there is a god, and he is as described in the holy books, (omnipotent) and lets bad stuff happen, god is an evil sadist, and not at all good and loving as they claim him to be. If "God" is omnipotent, AND he is good, that is a paradox.
#57 - Absolute Madman (10/28/2014) [-]
That question was answered by Saint Augustine, hundreds of years ago.
The church made him a saint especially for this and other clever responses.
Evil is not creation but absence of creation, and not a substantial entity.
In a dark room with a single candle, God created the candle, not the darkness.
his hand didn't go further or transcendence would become immanence and the world would be God.
Now This would need 80 pages to be explained properly, but I'm no theologian.
Then Atheists moved to more advanced critiques.
The whole Catholic church is an organization of theologians ready to debate, and who in fact spent millennia debating with all kinds of criticisms.
But with protestants who just interpret the Bible by themselves, you'll always be stuck with the most idiotic claims on one side and the most shallow criticisms on the other.
It would be nice if the debate was up with the times, but in America it seems that both Christians and Atheists are a few centuries behind the curve.
User avatar #50 - thesimonved (10/28/2014) [-]
That's right
User avatar #51 - spidahridah (10/28/2014) [-]
Gotcha.
User avatar #45 - thesimonved (10/28/2014) [-]
'the possibilty

and more importantly the question why there's evil in the world
#33 - Game One mentioned! Swell with german gamer pride  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Killing ANYTHING in the... +3
#35 - arziben (10/28/2014) [-]
Game One mentioned! Swell with french gamer pride
#136 - Why does Batman in young always looks like some nerdy/ geeky l…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Justice League Thread 0
User avatar #141 - nipplelessmage (10/24/2014) [-]
omygod i like that fathead hahaha fatheadhay hahaha
User avatar #138 - ponchies (10/24/2014) [-]
It's called puberty.
#153 - One thing I didn't understand is why Jennifer Lawrence even ma…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2014 on That's How Shit Works Now 0
#168 - Absolute Madman (10/24/2014) [-]
And if that guy wanted to kiss or have sex, she could also just say that she's Jennifer fucking Lawrence and he'd instantly cum.

Amiright?
User avatar #154 - mrturferpop (10/24/2014) [-]
Yes and no.
Yeah celebrities should think twice before posing naked and taking naked photos, I mean, they're popular, what did you think was going to happen?
No because they should have the right to their privacy no matter what.

But yeah, I agree with you.
#121 - Still not as massive as this 10/22/2014 on Who's going to tell her? +1
#69 - Google backwards search said: Robort Girls Z  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on street perfomer 0
User avatar #71 - numbertwozeldafan (10/19/2014) [-]
>Google
No thanks

But thank you, friend.
#107 - Is this gif getting faster? 10/19/2014 on Feminism +1
#160 - I knew that, it was general relieve and love between humans, e…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on Guddummit people... 0
User avatar #167 - blewws (10/15/2014) [-]
They didn't only not know each other, she didn't want him to kiss her. It didn't have anything to do with love for your fellow human.
#156 - An act of relieve and human love = Sexual Assault I s…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2014 on Guddummit people... +4
User avatar #159 - helenwheels (10/15/2014) [-]
It just so happens that the sailor kissing that woman didn't know her and just grabbed her.
It was not an act of love.

But she doesn't seem to be complaining in the photo.
User avatar #160 - thesimonved (10/15/2014) [-]
I knew that, it was general relieve and love between humans, even if they did not know each other
User avatar #167 - blewws (10/15/2014) [-]
They didn't only not know each other, she didn't want him to kiss her. It didn't have anything to do with love for your fellow human.
#6 - Beavis, what the **** are you doing? 10/12/2014 on MFW +2
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #1 - josa (05/26/2014) [-]
:3
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