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#1346 - **thesimonved used "*roll picture*"** **thesimonved rolled … 10/06/2015 on Your roll decides my fate +2
#144 - Deutschblut ist einfach ein Troll, oder geistigbehindert, oder beides  [+] (3 new replies) 10/06/2015 on Naozi Germoney +1
#156 - thesimonved (10/06/2015) [-]
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#150 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
Yes of course.

Being proud of your ethnicity and Race as a German is mentally disturbed and trolling.

You can only be proud if you are nigger, Turk, Asian, etc...
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#278 - lathyrusvii (10/26/2015) [-]
lol, ok
#143 - Der Dativ ist dem Genitiv sein Tod ;) 10/06/2015 on Naozi Germoney 0
#142 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/06/2015 on Naozi Germoney 0
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#158 - mathmanchris (10/06/2015) [-]
Consider the Schopenhauer quote, basically the same quote but you can brag about knowing Schopenhauer.
#163 - thesimonved (10/06/2015) [-]
Schopenhauer is cool, as far as I know, but I've never really got into his books, so I shouldn't brag about knowing him. The real mvp, when it comes to how to live your life is Bertrand Russell, though
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#165 - mathmanchris (10/06/2015) [-]
I don't know too much about him either, I just like to brag about knowing some of his quotes. All I know is that he advanced Kant's ethics and that he was pretty cynical about life. Oh, and he called his poodle "Mensch" ("human"), don't know if this is true though.
#141 - I'll be a Gutmensch as long as it takes, I'm not stupid and I …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/06/2015 on Naozi Germoney +1
#284 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
Yeah, just keep accepting refugees. Great plan. You deserve sharia law.
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#286 - thesimonved (11/03/2015) [-]
Just keep acception guns. Great plan. You deserve to be shot.
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#157 - mathmanchris (10/06/2015) [-]
"Gutmensch" was created to have a negative connotation, though. You don't want to be a Gutmensch, you want to be a rational and empathic human without hatred or needless envy.
Auehure might not be wrong, in Deutschland, it is impossible to be a right-wing intellectual and we don't have any (serious, non-retarded) right-wing parties to balance out our left and liberal parties (yet). Note, I don't count Merkel and the CDU as right, they've become more and more central over the last 5 years.
#154 - auehure (10/06/2015) [-]
Congratulations. You should fight against those who are against humanity and humans, not the poeple who "add negative connotations" to Gutmensch.
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#303 - 1. There are spelling mistakes. 2. The choice of words is … 10/05/2015 on Sign it or don't. 0
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#176 - Well, it was released on the Nintendo 64, so what once was, co… 10/04/2015 on Smash Ballot ends tomorrow! 0