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#144 - interesting NPCs 11/28/2014 on Just Khajiit Things.... +2
#1110445 - Anders was a murderous dick Sebastian was better 11/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1110444 - Cassandra's romance is so adorable it borders cringe. I … 11/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1110442 - Combat is a lot more fluid, like massively so. Less abilites, …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1110443 - metajunky (11/28/2014) [-]
Excellent. Good to know, thanks!
#1110439 - I haven't been on this board for a week because of it. I absol…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1110440 - metajunky (11/28/2014) [-]
Good to hear! If it's any bit as good as Origins, I'm down. What would you say makes it similar and different to Origins?
User avatar #1110442 - theshadowed (11/28/2014) [-]
Combat is a lot more fluid, like massively so. Less abilites, but its better, don't have a massive range to choose from
Companions are amazing, and the story is brilliant. Everything is pretty damned well written
Holy shit the maps. 12 (?) areas, and most are absolutely massive. So many side quests. My first 4 hours was side quests, nothing else
User avatar #1110443 - metajunky (11/28/2014) [-]
Excellent. Good to know, thanks!
#58 - As someone who has just started writing (fingers crossed I'm n… 11/26/2014 on Rules of Pixar 0
#66 - I mean, don;t get me wrong, I'm not excusing he guy. But could… 11/26/2014 on /b/ on the Ferguson verdict 0
#193 - It was the first Christmas. Everyone thought it would only be … 11/26/2014 on This is how you advertise +1
#160 - Or a troll you idiot 11/26/2014 on poor guy +15
#162 - Don't worry Tulius actually says that war with the Thalmor… 11/26/2014 on Villains +1
#183 - Yes, you are an apparent genius and I am an idiot 11/25/2014 on Political Correctness 0
#165 - If only these people realised how they sounded 11/24/2014 on Political Correctness -2
#153 - Not culture, that was incorrect. More class and poverty We…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on Political Correctness 0
User avatar #159 - twofreegerbils (11/24/2014) [-]
Then how do you explain the fact that the number of white people in poverty FAR outnumber blacks in poverty, in the US?

Going by what you said, there should still be more white people committing crime than blacks, because there are more white people below the poverty line.

You did know that there are more poor whites than poor blacks, right?
#114 - You're literally being thumbed down for not watching Avatar wh…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Asami +8
User avatar #126 - arandomanon (11/24/2014) [-]
Also I'm not surprised. I remember when I could say the same in this site (some years ago) about MLP and get the same result. FJ likes their animation too much.
#123 - arandomanon (11/24/2014) [-]
Here they have another comment so they can thumb me down more if they want.
User avatar #129 - talvash (11/24/2014) [-]
balls nigga, thumbs up for you
#50 - Speaking of the bad ones, didn't some american cops shoot a 12… 11/24/2014 on Hue +1
#64 - No one wants to duke it out with a racist idiot who has no ide…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Political Correctness +1
User avatar #181 - luciferusmaximus (11/25/2014) [-]
Are you sure? At least someone wants to.
Races don't exist?
I.Q. higher than yours, makes me an idiot?
User avatar #183 - theshadowed (11/25/2014) [-]
Yes, you are an apparent genius and I am an idiot
#63 - I swear do you people really not understand cultural differences?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Political Correctness -1
User avatar #84 - twofreegerbils (11/24/2014) [-]
If the cultural differences cause a demographic to be disruptive and violent then that culture needs to be eradicated and/or quarantined.

Cultural differences do not excuse behavior.
User avatar #153 - theshadowed (11/24/2014) [-]
Not culture, that was incorrect. More class and poverty
Well off people do less crime because there is no need
User avatar #159 - twofreegerbils (11/24/2014) [-]
Then how do you explain the fact that the number of white people in poverty FAR outnumber blacks in poverty, in the US?

Going by what you said, there should still be more white people committing crime than blacks, because there are more white people below the poverty line.

You did know that there are more poor whites than poor blacks, right?
#62 - Believing this is entirely due to race 11/24/2014 on Political Correctness +3
#218 - But the thing is he was being a cunt that night He wa… 11/24/2014 on Russel Brand 0
#64 - The Battle of Cannae still has the record for most soldiers ki… 11/23/2014 on Hannibal 0
#77 - Can confirm. As a British person I am stupid enough to ignore …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on why so serious 0
User avatar #79 - hockeycrazysteve (11/23/2014) [-]
mean't to say arent.
#176 - Just because its OC or original, doesn't mean its good  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Fortuna -1
#177 - skeletorexplains (11/23/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. iunno.
#1105865 - Holy **** Dragon Age Inquisition is amazing L…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1105885 - autisticlonesniper (11/23/2014) [-]
#1106081 - spaceking (11/23/2014) [-]
Wow, I can almost taste the salt.
User avatar #1106088 - autisticlonesniper (11/23/2014) [-]
Wow i can almost taste your dead brain.
#1106089 - spaceking (11/23/2014) [-]
#31 - Believing this is entirely due to race 11/22/2014 on White is right +6
#41 - Haha, wow a totally relevant joke that hasn't been run into th… 11/20/2014 on boobs and muscles +4
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User avatar #130 - warioteam ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
you mentioned me on that gearboy post and i didnt get a chance to read it cause it was deleted
or the post
gimmee a run down, was i involved and/or mentioned in said post?
User avatar #131 to #130 - theshadowed (10/22/2014) [-]
The post was deleted? Why?
It was just revealing gearboy for being a lying bastard who traces the majority of his work if not all from another artist
I mentioned you in a comment because some guy posted the post you made about gearboy being a bit of a cunt
User avatar #129 - schnizel (10/21/2014) [-]
Do we hate eachother.
User avatar #132 to #129 - theshadowed (11/01/2014) [-]
Oh hi dude
I don;t hate you. I come across as a pathetic child when arguing with people who hold your anti-semitic beliefs, its thoroughly embarrasing

I just believe everyone is equal, and the Jews aren't to blame for anything, we just blame them because its the easy way out
#134 to #133 - theshadowed (11/03/2014) [-]
u schnizel no homo
User avatar #135 to #134 - schnizel (11/03/2014) [-]
Homo maximus.
User avatar #127 - warioteam ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
After all this time?
User avatar #128 to #127 - theshadowed (09/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #112 - infernalinsolence (08/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #113 to #112 - theshadowed (08/30/2014) [-]
I ******* KNOW
Sorry haven't replied, been at Dad's. He kinds has a thing about being on technology
I love Capaldi and his eyebrows. He really needs to be angry though, thats going to be great

Have you seen Guardians of the Galaxy? I love it its amazing
User avatar #114 to #113 - infernalinsolence (08/30/2014) [-]
His eyebrows are ******* great omg

And nooooo I'm broke, can't afford to go see
User avatar #115 to #114 - theshadowed (08/30/2014) [-]
Hes brilliant. And hes got such a range
Hes in Into the Loop and hes hilarious in that, and then look at him in the Musketeers.
Severely underestimated actor.
They've said they're writing him as a 'raging Billy Connoly'
User avatar #116 to #115 - infernalinsolence (08/30/2014) [-]
oh god a raging Billy Connoly. Just what DW needed.
I've got church friends screaming about how the Vastra/Jenny kiss was inappropriatefor a children's sci fi show. SO WHAT? IT'S FANSERVICE FOR THE OLDER FANS WHO WERE SHIPPING THEM BEFORE THEY WERE EVEN ANNOUNCED CANON. jfc tbh.
And yes, oh god yes. I started working with an icon blog on Tumblr and it's great because I get all the Musketeers requests regardless of which musketeers tbh and it's great
User avatar #117 to #116 - theshadowed (08/30/2014) [-]
They're complaining about the kiss? what about that one matt smith episode where vastra showed off her extremely long tongue to jenny?
I seriously love the musketeers, its great
THo I couldn't see those weird super daleks in the trailer
User avatar #118 to #117 - infernalinsolence (08/30/2014) [-]
I know right. Idk I just noticed it and I was there like "you what? It's fanservice, and there is still a severe underrepresentation of LGBTQ in TV, even if we're aware they exist. Great."
User avatar #119 to #118 - theshadowed (08/30/2014) [-]
Definitely. And the BBC don't just force the relationship in our face or anything, which I know some people bitch about. Its just a couple. And they would be exactly the same if one of them was a man.
User avatar #120 to #119 - infernalinsolence (08/30/2014) [-]
But when Vastra got all flustered because she was posing Jenny in underwear for no reason. That was great
User avatar #121 to #120 - theshadowed (08/30/2014) [-]
I love him.
'Wheres Ross (or whatever his name was)?'
Hes one the top if you want to pay your respects
User avatar #122 to #121 - infernalinsolence (08/31/2014) [-]
I love Capaldi so much tbh
User avatar #123 to #122 - theshadowed (08/31/2014) [-]
Its refreshing to have a serious face. I liked Matt and all but he was kind of a cbbc doctor. I feel like Capaldi and Moffat are starting a darker spin, which will be nice
User avatar #124 to #123 - infernalinsolence (08/31/2014) [-]
A friend from church was saying that Capaldi seems fairly similar to Bill Hartnell, a grumpy Doctor. Which I think we need.
He'd forgotten what he'd done in the Time War and the 50th anniversary served to remind him what he'd done again. People are commenting that 12 seems similar to 9 and I think that's probably why. He got a reminder.
User avatar #125 to #124 - theshadowed (08/31/2014) [-]
Yeh, being reminded that you committed the biggest genocide in the universe would kind of sober you up. And last nights episode served to remind us that the doctor is not perfect, but he a 2000 year old man with 2000 years of hatred bottled up inside him
User avatar #126 to #125 - infernalinsolence (08/31/2014) [-]
I don't think he really knows how old he is. It'd get kind of confusing when you can travel anywhere you like in time.
But yeah, I get you. I mean, 9 was told by a Dalek that he'd make a good Dalek, and he's been told the same thing again with his 12th face.
User avatar #109 to #108 - theshadowed (06/23/2014) [-]
Wow I kind of thought you forgot
User avatar #110 to #109 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
no, 7500 is just a ibig numer
User avatar #111 to #110 - theshadowed (06/23/2014) [-]
Hey, well nice of you to get round to me. You're definitely my favorite dictator now
User avatar #107 to #106 - theshadowed (06/22/2014) [-]
#104 - minibeep (02/24/2014) [-]
no offence
but you are sheep
User avatar #105 to #104 - theshadowed (03/01/2014) [-]
lol why
User avatar #102 - schnizel (02/18/2014) [-]
Comment number 69
lel 69 get it its a sex pose get it get it
User avatar #103 to #102 - theshadowed (02/18/2014) [-]

THo seriously interesting talk
User avatar #84 - infernalinsolence (12/25/2013) [-]
are you dead
i'm dead
User avatar #86 to #84 - theshadowed (12/25/2013) [-]
I know. I ******* know
Twas a good episode

omfg my house at the moment though. So in my lounge there is my younger sister and brother, and my pissed step-brother, 2 step-sisters, step-dad and mum who have been doing Karaoke for the past 2 hours. I don't think my ears will ever truly recover
User avatar #87 to #86 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2013) [-]
oh sweet jesus
i feel bad for you man

But yeah. The episode itself was **** imo. Too much going on, not enough explanation. Clara was a brat/twat/prat whatever you want, as usual. "OH DOCTOR WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LEAVE OH DOCTOR WHY"
i get like he was trying to save her, and **** , and he didn't say, because she'd object, but like. wow. shut up you twat. let me just take your wardrobe so you can die already **** off.
It was rescued by the last 10 minutes, though.
User avatar #88 to #87 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
I dunno. I liked the whole Doctor as a defender part, that was nice. i think the aliens should've started beating the **** out of each other as well though
User avatar #89 to #88 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2013) [-]
Would have been amusing
User avatar #90 to #89 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
Cybermen vs. Daleks Round 2
User avatar #91 to #90 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2013) [-]
Yeah man
I'm waiting for this damned game to finish downloading I want to play iiiiit
User avatar #92 to #91 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
Which game?
User avatar #94 to #93 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
Did you manage to get L4d2 when it was free?
User avatar #96 to #95 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
Dude we'll have to play it sometime
User avatar #97 to #96 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2013) [-]
We should yeah
I'm still figuring **** out
I warn you though
I'm a cautious gamer
I get too immersed in games and treat it as though it's real life.
User avatar #98 to #97 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
Cautions good. Means I won't have to keep healing your sorry arse
I've played it before, and I always pick up some kind of melee weapon. So I am constantly accidentally pissing of witches, tanks, etc by running into them
User avatar #99 to #98 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2013) [-]
I've not played it. Heard about it though so I got excited when it was free.
Closest thing I've played to it's probably Hellgate.
User avatar #100 to #99 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
Its a good co-op game
User avatar #101 to #100 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2013) [-]
Idunno I've never played any co-op
User avatar #69 to #68 - theshadowed (11/20/2013) [-]
Danke shun
User avatar #70 to #69 - infernalinsolence (11/20/2013) [-]
Enjoy your feels, sweetcheeks.
User avatar #71 to #70 - theshadowed (11/20/2013) [-]
Awww, and it was going to be such a happy evening
User avatar #72 to #71 - infernalinsolence (11/20/2013) [-]
The Sherstrade is a Tumblr exclusive.
Shipping Out is also on You need to login to view this link
User avatar #73 to #72 - theshadowed (11/20/2013) [-]
Its good. Very good
User avatar #74 to #73 - infernalinsolence (11/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #75 to #74 - theshadowed (11/20/2013) [-]
Gern geschehen
User avatar #76 to #75 - infernalinsolence (11/20/2013) [-]
I'm apparently going to be on tv
like woah
User avatar #77 to #76 - theshadowed (11/20/2013) [-]
wat. explain. now
User avatar #78 to #77 - infernalinsolence (11/21/2013) [-]
young carer's thaaaaang
charity gala bc the co-op raised money for us awyiss
User avatar #79 to #78 - theshadowed (11/21/2013) [-]
Like with your school, or a group of friends? Tell me when its on, and I'll cheer you on
User avatar #80 to #79 - infernalinsolence (11/21/2013) [-]
idk but the gala itself is on the 5th of December in Manchester
we're doing a lantern parade
User avatar #81 to #80 - theshadowed (11/21/2013) [-]
Whos honour is this now. I am slightly confused. Like, just you, or you and friends, or some kind of group?
And wtf why don't they let you in the gala. Is it in school time or some **** ?
User avatar #82 to #81 - infernalinsolence (11/21/2013) [-]
It's in the evening as far as I know You need to login to view this link
But it's the young carer's group bc the charity the coop is supporting is the carer's trust
which yc is part of
User avatar #83 to #82 - theshadowed (11/21/2013) [-]
Oh. I didn't know what yc was. That looks cool. I found their website. Is it just online?
I almost got to be on itv around February. I was doing F1 in schools and at the first round I was talking to the itv guy about it and he asked for an interview with me but then i got called off for the presentation part and i didn't even start until a half hour later and then he had left. I'm still pissed off
User avatar #55 - infernalinsolence (10/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #58 to #55 - theshadowed (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeh I am pretty ashamed I haven't watched Sherlock yet
User avatar #57 to #55 - theshadowed (10/30/2013) [-]
On the other had I found this really website, just watched Man o' Steel and Kick Ass 2. **** Kick Ass 2 is a lot more depressing that its predecessor.
User avatar #59 to #57 - infernalinsolence (10/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #60 to #59 - theshadowed (10/30/2013) [-]

On the topic of games, I just got the Witcher 2 on steam. Its pretty good.
User avatar #61 to #60 - infernalinsolence (10/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #62 to #61 - theshadowed (10/31/2013) [-]
**** I'll record it. I'm actually socializing tonight
User avatar #63 to #62 - infernalinsolence (10/31/2013) [-]
I was socializing on Saturday last week
and probably will be this weekend too.
User avatar #64 to #63 - theshadowed (11/01/2013) [-]
I'd never actually been to a house party before. Fun ****
User avatar #66 to #64 - infernalinsolence (11/01/2013) [-]
also Dracula is a piece of **** don't watch it
User avatar #67 to #66 - theshadowed (11/01/2013) [-]
I just watched World War Z. Not as good as the book, but **** yeah, Wales and Capaldi
User avatar #53 - forkutensil (10/06/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
User avatar #54 to #53 - theshadowed (10/06/2013) [-]
Have I irritated you in some way? In that case, please hold. There are currently 1.234.908 people with a grudge in front of you. We appreciate your choice of disliking us, and your anger is important to us
User avatar #31 - ariusbrightwing (04/29/2013) [-]
Ohh "Darkness" and "shadows". Go hide, coward shade.
#27 - backinsack (12/04/2012) [-]
just wanted to say I've discovered this site recently and has good as the content is you guys are serious asshole's,
I've never seen such stupidy and people getting so upset about a 'repost'...its the ******* internet, do u seriously get upset after seeing something than once...anyway i wanted to join but once i saw how much of an asshole even ur kim jong...wow...the cooliest thing here is honostly the brony community that lead me here
#19 - cakefaceify (10/25/2012) [-]
The butthurt was very strong with that one.
User avatar #14 - martinapplejack (09/02/2012) [-]
Oh, I see you're British. I apologize if I've come across as being a bit if an ass. I thought I was arguing with an American (no offense to them, but I've found them to be the most unbearable group on the internet and have very little patience when talking to them)
PS Is that a dildo in the previous comment?
User avatar #15 to #14 - theshadowed (09/02/2012) [-]
Are you British as well? The Americans don't seem to know the definition of tolerance, I agree
User avatar #16 to #15 - martinapplejack (09/03/2012) [-]
It says so on my passport
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User avatar #30 to #12 - theshadowed (01/24/2013) [-]
Do not think I have forgotten this attack. I WILL have my revenge, criminal scum
User avatar #13 to #12 - theshadowed (06/13/2012) [-]
Who ARE you?
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User avatar #9 - bacterialmetal (06/12/2012) [-]
no no no
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