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#449 - No, hitler planned to gas all the Jews. In fact he almost succ… 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#446 - No, hitlers private doctor was not a jew 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#444 - oh god. You are worse. I'm finishing. I hope … 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#442 - People wanted to fight. He knew he needed all the soldiers he … 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#441 - oh holy **** . You have no idea how normal people feel 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#438 - And you still don't understand that the wehrmacht wouldn't fig… 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#436 - lolling no one in an army cares where you come from. … 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#435 - He said that to keep them happy 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#431 - Oh. Thats pretty cool. Now onto why he didn't execute… 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#430 - Yes you can find the order, I keep posting it Its ri… 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#428 - Yes your entire argument is well done 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#425 - >No source >Site is obviously not legit TOP… 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#423 - But fair enough, no written order was ever found, because hitl… 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#422 - Zundel is an idiot, everyone knows that 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#418 - So the Wannsee conference never happened? Proof… 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#416 - oh, so Hitler said he was doing it, and so did Himmler, but it… 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#415 - Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#413 - Hey thats an ironic question to be asking me 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#412 - But it wasn't a propaganda speech you idiot. 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#411 - TIME FOR QUOTES FROM HITLER We are going to destroy t…  [+] (40 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#455 - schnizel (07/02/2014) [-]
Holocaust is real.......my high school teacher told me so......my grandpa who was in war saw everything........
User avatar #452 - schnizel (07/02/2014) [-]
Allies bombed whatever was in their range. When you play with fire you get burned child. I am just stating the facts and you seem confused. You should kill yourself if the truth is too much for you.
#453 - theshadowed (07/02/2014) [-]
'facts'

ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah
User avatar #450 - schnizel (07/02/2014) [-]
No, Hitler never had any gas chamber, nor did he order any gassing, lol. And more jews died by Allied bombings than in the camps.
Go back to your mothers vagina you delusional autistic child.
User avatar #451 - theshadowed (07/02/2014) [-]
It was actually a very controversial act by the allies not to bomb the death camps
Insult level off he chart.
Don't let your feelings get in the way.

Wow you're a hypocritical bastard
User avatar #448 - schnizel (07/02/2014) [-]
You delusional child, you think Hitler plan was to gas jews and kill everyone who does not have blonde hair and blue eyes.
You seem to be very autistic, take a nap child.
User avatar #449 - theshadowed (07/02/2014) [-]
No, hitler planned to gas all the Jews. In fact he almost succeeded
Go back to school you delusional racist idiot.
User avatar #447 - schnizel (07/02/2014) [-]
Dr. Eduard Bloch was a jew and Hitler said that he was his favourite jew.
User avatar #445 - schnizel (07/02/2014) [-]
And yet he kept recruiting them, there were even some jews in the SS, and even Hitlers private doctor was a jew.
>pardoned
He did not pardon, but inspire them and reward them.
User avatar #446 - theshadowed (07/02/2014) [-]
No, hitlers private doctor was not a jew
User avatar #443 - schnizel (07/02/2014) [-]
MUH FEELINGS
There we go.
User avatar #444 - theshadowed (07/02/2014) [-]
oh god.
You are worse.
I'm finishing.

I hope to god you're a troll because if people are as retarded as you, god save us. You don't have many friends do you
User avatar #440 - schnizel (07/02/2014) [-]
Actually, that's generalising.
People did care where you came from, and people were even devided among auxilia from where they are from. Hitler was the one who gave the jews guns in the first place.
User avatar #442 - theshadowed (07/02/2014) [-]
People wanted to fight. He knew he needed all the soldiers he could get. Of fucking course he pardoned the jews already fighting for him. And most jews enlisted pre-1939, before he was in power
User avatar #439 - schnizel (07/02/2014) [-]
>And you still don't understand that the wehrmacht wouldn't fight for hitler if he abducted every unpure soldier.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA AH!
You have to be a retard. Was he going to kill everyone who was not blonde and blue eyed too?
User avatar #441 - theshadowed (07/02/2014) [-]
oh holy fuck.
You have no idea how normal people feel
User avatar #437 - schnizel (07/02/2014) [-]
Yes, or because they were loyal to him and fought for Germany. But the most powerfull man in Europe was so afraid of his jewish soldiers that he made them fight for him while he killed jews in camps, shure.
User avatar #438 - theshadowed (07/02/2014) [-]
And you still don't understand that the wehrmacht wouldn't fight for hitler if he abducted every unpure soldier.

Jesus, are you autistic and retarded
User avatar #434 - schnizel (07/02/2014) [-]
Also, he considered them to be Aryan.
User avatar #435 - theshadowed (07/02/2014) [-]
He said that to keep them happy
User avatar #433 - schnizel (07/02/2014) [-]
>If Hitler purged the wehrmacht of 150,000 loyal germans who supported him, he would be otherthrown immediately.
RETARD DETECTED
Yes, they were so important and they didn't sign up to serve in the army, shure. Also, there were many people in Hitlers forces, even Ukranian slavs and even Russian recruits.
How retarded do you have to be to say that kid?
User avatar #436 - theshadowed (07/02/2014) [-]
lolling

no one in an army cares where you come from. They're brothers in arms. If 150,000 men were suddenly taken, the wehrmacht would be i uproar, and would mutiny. Seriously you are retarded
User avatar #432 - schnizel (07/02/2014) [-]
Actually, it was to REMOVE jews from Europe.
And no, there were even jews there who were fully jewish.
#429 - anonymous (07/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #431 - theshadowed (07/02/2014) [-]
Oh. Thats pretty cool.

Now onto why he didn't execute them.

If Hitler purged the wehrmacht of 150,000 loyal germans who supported him, he would be otherthrown immediately. of course, I wouldn't expect you to understand how polticis work
User avatar #427 - schnizel (07/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #426 - schnizel (07/02/2014) [-]
>because hitler didn't want it blamed on him.
Or simply because he didn't want to do it. He was the most powerfull man in Europe, he could do and say anything and he could order anything, but yet I can't find the order.
Being 1/2 jewish is no small thing, noone is pure, noone is perfect.
Yes, he did, to keep the jews from spreading within Germany.
User avatar #430 - theshadowed (07/02/2014) [-]
Yes you can find the order, I keep posting it
www.historylearningsite.co.uk/wannsee_conference.htm
Its right here

Only one was 1/2 lol
User avatar #424 - schnizel (07/02/2014) [-]
Ad hominem.
User avatar #428 - theshadowed (07/02/2014) [-]
Yes your entire argument is well done
#421 - anonymous (07/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #425 - theshadowed (07/02/2014) [-]
>No source
>Site is obviously not legit

TOPKEK

If you're such a good historian, supply fucking source.
User avatar #420 - schnizel (07/02/2014) [-]
Ha, ha, ha.
Epic maymay
[url deleted]
Ernst Zundel made a clear case.
Now go bother someone else with your imagination.
User avatar #422 - theshadowed (07/02/2014) [-]
Zundel is an idiot, everyone knows that
User avatar #419 - schnizel (07/02/2014) [-]
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To remove jews from Europe, yes. To kill them all, no.
User avatar #417 - schnizel (07/02/2014) [-]
There was no, single, not a single direct order from Hitler to kill all jews.
>but the annihilation of the Jewish race in Europe!
In Europe, key word.
Also, you never explained how 150 000 jews were fighting for Hitler.
User avatar #423 - theshadowed (07/02/2014) [-]
But fair enough, no written order was ever found, because hitler didn't want it blamed on him.
But he did sign the T4 euthanaisa order

THose 'jeish' soldiers just had a small bit of jewish ancestry in them you idiot
User avatar #418 - theshadowed (07/02/2014) [-]
www.historylearningsite.co.uk/wannsee_conference.htm
So the Wannsee conference never happened?

Proof on Jewish soldiers please
User avatar #414 - schnizel (07/02/2014) [-]
And yet no order, simply promises and speeches to raise the crowd.
User avatar #416 - theshadowed (07/02/2014) [-]
oh, so Hitler said he was doing it, and so did Himmler, but it was all just propaganda lol!

Seriously you are the most hypocritical idiot I have ever met. Every source I post you say is full of bias, but you just constantly post shit tier videos from racist youtube channels, and say NO BIAS LOL
#408 - I am currently talking about the "evacuation" of the…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#410 - schnizel (07/02/2014) [-]
Yes, Himmler was the minister of propaganda who had all the power in Germany, right?
Oh well, let's look at more propaganda:
"Kill! Kill! In the German race there is nothing but evil; not one among the living, not one among the yet unborn but is evil! Follow the precepts of Comrade Stalin. Stamp out the fascist beast once and for all in its lair! Use force and break the racial pride of these German women. Take them as your lawful booty. Kill! As you storm onward, kill, you gallant soldiers of the Red Army."

Ilya Ehrenburg, Soviet Propagandist and Demagogue
User avatar #412 - theshadowed (07/02/2014) [-]
But it wasn't a propaganda speech you idiot.
#406 - ALL OF THE FUCLING SITES, PICTURES AND VIDEOS YOU POST ARE BIA… 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#403 - Thing is they didn't. The nazis did. 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#402 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
User avatar #409 - schnizel (07/02/2014) [-]
Shure.....
You seem autistic, do you have autism?
User avatar #413 - theshadowed (07/02/2014) [-]
Hey thats an ironic question to be asking me
User avatar #404 - schnizel (07/02/2014) [-]
Biased jewish site.
User avatar #406 - theshadowed (07/02/2014) [-]
ALL OF THE FUCLING SITES, PICTURES AND VIDEOS YOU POST ARE BIASED YOU IDIOT
#401 - ...its says at the bottom that that document was made in 1983.…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#407 - schnizel (07/02/2014) [-]
Yes, it was made after the war has ended without any bias.
User avatar #415 - theshadowed (07/02/2014) [-]
Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha
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User avatar #109 to #108 - theshadowed (06/23/2014) [-]
Wow I kind of thought you forgot
User avatar #110 to #109 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
no, 7500 is just a ibig numer
User avatar #111 to #110 - theshadowed (06/23/2014) [-]
Hey, well nice of you to get round to me. You're definitely my favorite dictator now
#106 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #107 to #106 - theshadowed (06/22/2014) [-]
Thanks
#104 - minibeep ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
no offence
but you are sheep
User avatar #105 to #104 - theshadowed (03/01/2014) [-]
lol why
User avatar #102 - schnizel ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
Comment number 69
lel 69 get it its a sex pose get it get it
User avatar #103 to #102 - theshadowed (02/18/2014) [-]
ehehehehehehehehehehe

THo seriously interesting talk
User avatar #84 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (12/25/2013) [-]
are you dead
i'm dead
User avatar #86 to #84 - theshadowed (12/25/2013) [-]
I know. I ******* know
Twas a good episode

omfg my house at the moment though. So in my lounge there is my younger sister and brother, and my pissed step-brother, 2 step-sisters, step-dad and mum who have been doing Karaoke for the past 2 hours. I don't think my ears will ever truly recover
User avatar #87 to #86 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
oh sweet jesus
i feel bad for you man

But yeah. The episode itself was **** imo. Too much going on, not enough explanation. Clara was a brat/ **** /prat whatever you want, as usual. "OH DOCTOR WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LEAVE OH DOCTOR WHY"
i get like he was trying to save her, and **** , and he didn't say, because she'd object, but like. wow. shut up you **** . let me just take your wardrobe so you can die already **** off.
It was rescued by the last 10 minutes, though.
User avatar #88 to #87 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
I dunno. I liked the whole Doctor as a defender part, that was nice. i think the aliens should've started beating the **** out of each other as well though
User avatar #89 to #88 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Would have been amusing
User avatar #90 to #89 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
Cybermen vs. Daleks Round 2
User avatar #91 to #90 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Yeah man
xD
I'm waiting for this damned game to finish downloading I want to play iiiiit
User avatar #92 to #91 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
Which game?
User avatar #93 to #92 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
DMC3
User avatar #94 to #93 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
Did you manage to get L4d2 when it was free?
User avatar #95 to #94 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Oh yes.
User avatar #96 to #95 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
Dude we'll have to play it sometime
User avatar #97 to #96 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
We should yeah
I'm still figuring **** out
I warn you though
I'm a cautious gamer
I get too immersed in games and treat it as though it's real life.
User avatar #98 to #97 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
Cautions good. Means I won't have to keep healing your sorry arse
I've played it before, and I always pick up some kind of melee weapon. So I am constantly accidentally ******* of witches, tanks, etc by running into them
User avatar #99 to #98 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
I've not played it. Heard about it though so I got excited when it was free.
Closest thing I've played to it's probably Hellgate.
User avatar #100 to #99 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
Its a good co-op game
User avatar #101 to #100 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Idunno I've never played any co-op
User avatar #69 to #68 - theshadowed (11/20/2013) [-]
Danke shun
User avatar #70 to #69 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Enjoy your feels, sweetcheeks.
User avatar #71 to #70 - theshadowed (11/20/2013) [-]
Awww, and it was going to be such a happy evening
User avatar #72 to #71 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
The Sherstrade is a Tumblr exclusive.
Shipping Out is also on You need to login to view this link
User avatar #73 to #72 - theshadowed (11/20/2013) [-]
Its good. Very good
User avatar #74 to #73 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Spasiba.
User avatar #75 to #74 - theshadowed (11/20/2013) [-]
Gern geschehen
User avatar #76 to #75 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Dude
I'm apparently going to be on tv
like woah
User avatar #77 to #76 - theshadowed (11/20/2013) [-]
wat. explain. now
User avatar #78 to #77 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
young carer's thaaaaang
charity gala bc the co-op raised money for us awyiss
User avatar #79 to #78 - theshadowed (11/21/2013) [-]
Like with your school, or a group of friends? Tell me when its on, and I'll cheer you on
User avatar #80 to #79 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
idk but the gala itself is on the 5th of December in Manchester
we're doing a lantern parade
BUT WE'RE NOT ALLOWED IN THE GALA ITSELF
WHICH IS KIND OF STRANGE BECAUSE LIKE
IT'S IN OUR HONOUR???
User avatar #81 to #80 - theshadowed (11/21/2013) [-]
Whos honour is this now. I am slightly confused. Like, just you, or you and friends, or some kind of group?
And wtf why don't they let you in the gala. Is it in school time or some **** ?
User avatar #82 to #81 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
It's in the evening as far as I knowwww.
But it's the young carer's group bc the charity the coop is supporting is the carer's trust
which yc is part of
User avatar #83 to #82 - theshadowed (11/21/2013) [-]
Oh. I didn't know what yc was. That looks cool. I found their website. Is it just online?
I almost got to be on itv around February. I was doing F1 in schools and at the first round I was talking to the itv guy about it and he asked for an interview with me but then i got called off for the presentation part and i didn't even start until a half hour later and then he had left. I'm still pissed off
User avatar #55 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
WE HAVE A DATE FOR SHERLOCK
THERE IS A UK DATE FOR SHERLOCK
User avatar #58 to #55 - theshadowed (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeh I am pretty ashamed I haven't watched Sherlock yet
User avatar #57 to #55 - theshadowed (10/30/2013) [-]
WHAT? WHEN? THIS HAS CONVINCED ME TO WATCH IT
On the other had I found this really website, just watched Man o' Steel and Kick Ass 2. **** Kick Ass 2 is a lot more depressing that its predecessor.
User avatar #59 to #57 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
29TH DECEMBER
THIS YEAR
User avatar #60 to #59 - theshadowed (10/30/2013) [-]
THATS GOOD. I AM PHYSCHED FOR A LOT OF THINGS. LIKE DA INQUISITION. BUT THATS NEXT ******* AUTUMN.

On the topic of games, I just got the Witcher 2 on steam. Its pretty good.
User avatar #61 to #60 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
DRACULA TONIGHT
User avatar #62 to #61 - theshadowed (10/31/2013) [-]
**** I'll record it. I'm actually socializing tonight
User avatar #63 to #62 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
I was socializing on Saturday last week
and probably will be this weekend too.
User avatar #64 to #63 - theshadowed (11/01/2013) [-]
I'd never actually been to a house party before. Fun ****
User avatar #66 to #64 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
also Dracula is a piece of **** don't watch it
User avatar #67 to #66 - theshadowed (11/01/2013) [-]
I just watched World War Z. Not as good as the book, but **** yeah, Wales and Capaldi
User avatar #65 to #64 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Yah
User avatar #53 - forkutensil (10/06/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
User avatar #54 to #53 - theshadowed (10/06/2013) [-]
Have I irritated you in some way? In that case, please hold. There are currently 1.234.908 people with a grudge in front of you. We appreciate your choice of disliking us, and your anger is important to us
User avatar #31 - ariusbrightwing (04/29/2013) [-]
Ohh "Darkness" and "shadows". Go hide, coward shade.
#27 - backinsack (12/04/2012) [-]
just wanted to say I've discovered this site recently and has good as the content is you guys are serious ********* ,
I've never seen such stupidy and people getting so upset about a 'repost'...its the ******* internet, do u seriously get upset after seeing something than once...anyway i wanted to join but once i saw how much of an ******* even ur kim jong...wow...the cooliest thing here is honostly the brony community that lead me here
#19 - cakefaceify (10/25/2012) [-]
The butthurt was very strong with that one.
User avatar #14 - martinapplejack (09/02/2012) [-]
Oh, I see you're British. I apologize if I've come across as being a bit if an ass. I thought I was arguing with an American (no offense to them, but I've found them to be the most unbearable group on the internet and have very little patience when talking to them)
PS Is that a dildo in the previous comment?
User avatar #15 to #14 - theshadowed (09/02/2012) [-]
Are you British as well? The Americans don't seem to know the definition of tolerance, I agree
User avatar #16 to #15 - martinapplejack (09/03/2012) [-]
It says so on my passport
#12 - bacterialmetal (06/12/2012) [-]
no
no
User avatar #30 to #12 - theshadowed (01/24/2013) [-]
Do not think I have forgotten this attack. I WILL have my revenge, criminal scum
User avatar #13 to #12 - theshadowed (06/13/2012) [-]
Who ARE you?
User avatar #11 - bacterialmetal (06/12/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #10 - bacterialmetal (06/12/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #9 - bacterialmetal (06/12/2012) [-]
no no no
#8 - bacterialmetal (06/12/2012) [-]
no
no
User avatar #7 - bacterialmetal (06/12/2012) [-]
no
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#3 - bacterialmetal (06/12/2012) [-]
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