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#191 - Its because Richard I was very ill, so Saladin sent good Easte… 05/21/2013 on LOL History 0
#185 - No, because we then have faggots like you running around. … 05/21/2013 on LOL History +5
#115 - Mother and father get little tired from building Communism, so…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Paranormal Mom +16
#212 - iamtheblackgoat (05/21/2013) [-]
This needs far more thumbage than it has
User avatar #196 - cryingchicken (05/21/2013) [-]
Try this. Turn off music. Turn off TV. If you are greedy capitalist and have machine, turn off computer. Go to next room, and sit, do not dance, do not drink, be as quiet as Jew during pogrom. Does Comrade Russian hear sound? Itsy bitsy ringing? Glorious People say it is brain making up a sound to explain reason why Russian is not drinking or dancing.

People lied.

Silly Americans can not tell you what making sound, Smart Russians can because are not silly bourgeoise with book and film.

It is wail of gypsy. If gypsy is planning to steal item in house, evil gypsy wail alerts holy Russian Orthodox Church. Find gypsy, hit gypsy with hand, then drink Vodka until sound go away. Then hit gypsy child until child is no longer gypsy.

Such is life for gypsy in Russia.

And no amount of running will save you.
#91 - Shit, the FJ text recognition is making helicopters now 05/21/2013 on Engrish +5
#29721 - This board is probably the funniest one. Its all either shit o…  [+] (19 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Religion Board 0
#29738 - bossauce (05/20/2013) [-]
It's funniest when those dumb fundies come here and try to defend their "cults".
#29741 - ragnarfag (05/20/2013) [-]
That Carl Sagan in the background.
#29743 - bossauce (05/20/2013) [-]
Well, he is my hero of course
#29744 - ragnarfag (05/20/2013) [-]
Europhoria all the way!
#29745 - bossauce (05/20/2013) [-]
Indeed my fellow scientist!
#29746 - ragnarfag (05/20/2013) [-]
I would be delighted to bash some small-minded fundies with you but my PhD in logic and reason needs a new framing.
#29747 - bossauce (05/20/2013) [-]
Let's go get a new frame together!
We can stop by the local churches and laugh at all the dumb sheeple.
#29751 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
Praise Dawkins, what great idea! Where's my outgoing fedora?
#29752 - bossauce (05/21/2013) [-]
I love your fedora, it really brings out the logic and reason in your eyes
By the way, what do you think of my atheist rage comic?
#29753 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
Hoho, that will show these fundies how retarded they are!
Also while we're at it, should we get us some some mountain dew and doritos?
#29754 - bossauce (05/21/2013) [-]
Hell yeah my logical friend, I seem to have just run out unfortunately
#29755 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
Great, can you later spare time for helping me writting this scientifical essay about the suppression of atheists by the ignorance of the christians?
#29756 - bossauce (05/21/2013) [-]
Sure, I've got all the time in the world (well all the time that I don't use destroying idiotic fundies)
#29757 - ragnarfag (05/21/2013) [-]
A prosit( with Mountain Dew, of course!) to our reasoning and the destruction of fundamentalism!
#29748 - teoberry (05/20/2013) [-]
May I come along as well?
#29749 - teoberry (05/20/2013) [-]
and my son?
#29750 - bossauce (05/21/2013) [-]
All scientists are welcome in our journey!
User avatar #29795 - madmanslantern (05/21/2013) [-]
Are these people real?
User avatar #29723 - ragnarfag (05/20/2013) [-]
>2013
>T
I shiggy diggy doo
#465329 - Driving around on ME1. Thought the steering was retarded, I me… 05/20/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#207 - So not even a Biotic God... Auf wiedersehen, my Reaper bat… 05/20/2013 on I'm going on an adven - oh... +1
#205 - I've heard you can play as a volus?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2013 on I'm going on an adven - oh... +1
User avatar #206 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
Yup; there's a volus vanguard, adept, and I believe infiltrator.
#207 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
So not even a Biotic God...
Auf wiedersehen, my Reaper battling friend
#203 - Hell yeah. Your favourite class+race?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2013 on I'm going on an adven - oh... +1
User avatar #204 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
ooh, that's a tough one.
I don't have them all, but probably the Geth Juggernaut, Vorcha Sentinel, N7 Destroyer, or Krogan Warlord
#205 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
I've heard you can play as a volus?
User avatar #206 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
Yup; there's a volus vanguard, adept, and I believe infiltrator.
#207 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
So not even a Biotic God...
Auf wiedersehen, my Reaper battling friend
#201 - Lots of character creation, right?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2013 on I'm going on an adven - oh... +1
User avatar #202 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
You have to unlock characters and weapons through those packs, but you can play as anyone from a Krogan to a Geth!
#203 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
Hell yeah. Your favourite class+race?
User avatar #204 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
ooh, that's a tough one.
I don't have them all, but probably the Geth Juggernaut, Vorcha Sentinel, N7 Destroyer, or Krogan Warlord
#205 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
I've heard you can play as a volus?
User avatar #206 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
Yup; there's a volus vanguard, adept, and I believe infiltrator.
#207 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
So not even a Biotic God...
Auf wiedersehen, my Reaper battling friend
#200 - Those fucking endings. NONE OF THEM WERE GOOD. Not wanting to … 05/20/2013 on I'm going on an adven - oh... 0
#198 - Which do you play on mostly?  [+] (8 new replies) 05/20/2013 on I'm going on an adven - oh... +1
User avatar #199 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
gold almost always.
Only takes a couple of complete rounds to get you a reserve pack, and so much more left over.
Plus, against Cerberus, it's easy.
#201 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
Lots of character creation, right?
User avatar #202 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
You have to unlock characters and weapons through those packs, but you can play as anyone from a Krogan to a Geth!
#203 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
Hell yeah. Your favourite class+race?
User avatar #204 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
ooh, that's a tough one.
I don't have them all, but probably the Geth Juggernaut, Vorcha Sentinel, N7 Destroyer, or Krogan Warlord
#205 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
I've heard you can play as a volus?
User avatar #206 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
Yup; there's a volus vanguard, adept, and I believe infiltrator.
#207 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
So not even a Biotic God...
Auf wiedersehen, my Reaper battling friend
#196 - I should have the ME mutliplayer pass in a week or so. Aren't …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/20/2013 on I'm going on an adven - oh... +1
User avatar #197 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
Yes; bronze, silver, gold, and lolfuckthat, I mean platinum.

It will be glorious combat, indeed!
#198 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
Which do you play on mostly?
User avatar #199 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
gold almost always.
Only takes a couple of complete rounds to get you a reserve pack, and so much more left over.
Plus, against Cerberus, it's easy.
#201 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
Lots of character creation, right?
User avatar #202 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
You have to unlock characters and weapons through those packs, but you can play as anyone from a Krogan to a Geth!
#203 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
Hell yeah. Your favourite class+race?
User avatar #204 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
ooh, that's a tough one.
I don't have them all, but probably the Geth Juggernaut, Vorcha Sentinel, N7 Destroyer, or Krogan Warlord
#205 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
I've heard you can play as a volus?
User avatar #206 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
Yup; there's a volus vanguard, adept, and I believe infiltrator.
#207 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
So not even a Biotic God...
Auf wiedersehen, my Reaper battling friend
#194 - Adapt Vengeance. My friends wanted me in a COD clan.  [+] (12 new replies) 05/20/2013 on I'm going on an adven - oh... +1
User avatar #195 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
Added.
I'm Apollo 9713.
Can't wait to fight by your side.
#196 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
I should have the ME mutliplayer pass in a week or so. Aren't there different game rankings, like Gold, Silver, etc?
And same to you. We'll take on the entire galaxy together, comrade
User avatar #197 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
Yes; bronze, silver, gold, and lolfuckthat, I mean platinum.

It will be glorious combat, indeed!
#198 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
Which do you play on mostly?
User avatar #199 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
gold almost always.
Only takes a couple of complete rounds to get you a reserve pack, and so much more left over.
Plus, against Cerberus, it's easy.
#201 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
Lots of character creation, right?
User avatar #202 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
You have to unlock characters and weapons through those packs, but you can play as anyone from a Krogan to a Geth!
#203 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
Hell yeah. Your favourite class+race?
User avatar #204 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
ooh, that's a tough one.
I don't have them all, but probably the Geth Juggernaut, Vorcha Sentinel, N7 Destroyer, or Krogan Warlord
#205 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
I've heard you can play as a volus?
User avatar #206 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
Yup; there's a volus vanguard, adept, and I believe infiltrator.
#207 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
So not even a Biotic God...
Auf wiedersehen, my Reaper battling friend
#36 - I agree with most of your point until the end. >I have …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on Blarg 0
User avatar #37 - thereoncewasaman (05/20/2013) [-]
I never once said that they aren't allowed to voice their opinions, I just said that they are wrong when they do voice those opinions and it's pretty sad that they have such a large influence. It would be nice if people could realize how ridiculous some of this stuff is and reject it. But yes they can say it if they want, I'm more frustrated with the people who hear it and agree and fail to think for themselves.
#20 - How is he a cunt? 05/20/2013 on Bear Grylls +19
#34 - I did not mean to say minority. I meant them all. Yeah, that works 05/20/2013 on Blarg +1
#33 - So, because some people are dicks, you ridicule the minority? …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Blarg 0
User avatar #35 - thereoncewasaman (05/20/2013) [-]
What it gets down to is that I don't mind if people believe in god, that's their choice and I don't agree with it but there's no way to prove it one way or the other so I'm not going to say they are wrong. However they are wrong when they say that their holy book is the divine and absolute truth of their deity and use it to justify their claims and actions. Even if that group is a minority they still exist and they have a voice (just look into politics here in the US, they have a rather large voice). Every holy book contains things that are demonstrably wrong; so how could it be the divine truth of god if it's wrong? But there are no denominations of any religion that uses a holy book that does not accept it as truth (whether they accept it as literal truth or allegorical truth is irrelevant). So how can you accept something as truth that is obviously not? This is at the core of most or all religions (I'm no expert on world religions) and it gives me pretty damn good grounds to ridicule people on. Besides, I have the right to free speech.
#36 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
I agree with most of your point until the end.
>I have the right of free speech
So do I, and those others, so don't get bitchy at other people for voicing their won opinions when you use the same excuse
User avatar #37 - thereoncewasaman (05/20/2013) [-]
I never once said that they aren't allowed to voice their opinions, I just said that they are wrong when they do voice those opinions and it's pretty sad that they have such a large influence. It would be nice if people could realize how ridiculous some of this stuff is and reject it. But yes they can say it if they want, I'm more frustrated with the people who hear it and agree and fail to think for themselves.
#190 - 1. Source? 2. Damnit whos the guy on the bottom left-hand corner?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on I'm going on an adven - oh... 0
#191 - tomanyusernames (05/20/2013) [-]
1. by the artist ~virak on deviant art
2. thats kaiden
#26 - damn forgot to log in 05/20/2013 on Gamer SPider +1
#95 - I like British Police. We have a few dicks, but not as much as…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Crooked Guy Cop +4
User avatar #374 - oxYKellark (05/21/2013) [-]
No we have awesome cops, some people are just bitchy and scream brutality when an officer is just trying to do his job, while still being completely within his rights that no one bothers to look up for their home state.
User avatar #247 - lyiat (05/20/2013) [-]
We have plenty of good cops. People just love to fucking ignore it for the sensationalism of the bad cop motif, which is rarely ever the damn case.
User avatar #109 - wacemindu (05/20/2013) [-]
Maybe the Americans just bitch about it more.
#187 - Hell yes Xbox  [+] (14 new replies) 05/20/2013 on I'm going on an adven - oh... +1
User avatar #193 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
Gamertag?
#194 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
Adapt Vengeance. My friends wanted me in a COD clan.
User avatar #195 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
Added.
I'm Apollo 9713.
Can't wait to fight by your side.
#196 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
I should have the ME mutliplayer pass in a week or so. Aren't there different game rankings, like Gold, Silver, etc?
And same to you. We'll take on the entire galaxy together, comrade
User avatar #197 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
Yes; bronze, silver, gold, and lolfuckthat, I mean platinum.

It will be glorious combat, indeed!
#198 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
Which do you play on mostly?
User avatar #199 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
gold almost always.
Only takes a couple of complete rounds to get you a reserve pack, and so much more left over.
Plus, against Cerberus, it's easy.
#201 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
Lots of character creation, right?
User avatar #202 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
You have to unlock characters and weapons through those packs, but you can play as anyone from a Krogan to a Geth!
#203 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
Hell yeah. Your favourite class+race?
User avatar #204 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
ooh, that's a tough one.
I don't have them all, but probably the Geth Juggernaut, Vorcha Sentinel, N7 Destroyer, or Krogan Warlord
#205 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
I've heard you can play as a volus?
User avatar #206 - commandwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
Yup; there's a volus vanguard, adept, and I believe infiltrator.
#207 - theshadowed (05/20/2013) [-]
So not even a Biotic God...
Auf wiedersehen, my Reaper battling friend
#35 - Picture 05/19/2013 on As a german I feel offended +37
#8 - Base level 05/19/2013 on dogs don't like the hole +1
#10 - Lets be honest, he should've known who it was. I mean, he can … 05/19/2013 on Asian prank gone wrong +30
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User avatar #31 - ariusbrightwing ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
Ohh "Darkness" and "shadows". Go hide, coward shade.
User avatar #28 - vegeta (12/14/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/theshadowed/!!27!!#!!27!!
funnyjunk.com/user/theshadowed/28#28
You take the link of a pre-existing comment, then change the numbers to the comment you anticipate it to be. like so.
#29 to #28 - theshadowed ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
Bye the Gods...
#27 - backinsack (12/04/2012) [-]
just wanted to say I've discovered this site recently and has good as the content is you guys are serious asshole's,
I've never seen such stupidy and people getting so upset about a 'repost'...its the fucking internet, do u seriously get upset after seeing something than once...anyway i wanted to join but once i saw how much of an asshole even ur kim jong...wow...the cooliest thing here is honostly the brony community that lead me here
#19 - cakefaceify (10/25/2012) [-]
The butthurt was very strong with that one.
User avatar #14 - martinapplejack (09/02/2012) [-]
Oh, I see you're British. I apologize if I've come across as being a bit if an ass. I thought I was arguing with an American (no offense to them, but I've found them to be the most unbearable group on the internet and have very little patience when talking to them)
PS Is that a dildo in the previous comment?
#15 to #14 - theshadowed ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
Are you British as well? The Americans don't seem to know the definition of tolerance, I agree
User avatar #16 to #15 - martinapplejack (09/03/2012) [-]
It says so on my passport
#12 - bacterialmetal (06/12/2012) [-]
no
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#30 to #12 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Do not think I have forgotten this attack. I WILL have my revenge, criminal scum
#13 to #12 - theshadowed ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
Who ARE you?
User avatar #11 - bacterialmetal (06/12/2012) [-]
no
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no
User avatar #9 - bacterialmetal (06/12/2012) [-]
no no no
#8 - bacterialmetal (06/12/2012) [-]
no
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no
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#3 - bacterialmetal (06/12/2012) [-]
no
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no
User avatar #1 - bacterialmetal (06/12/2012) [-]
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