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#1336 - Ignore him hes just generally a cunt  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday +3
User avatar #3496 - tarantallegra (07/09/2014) [-]
Haha, I've noticed.
#140 - >schnizel >Valid opinion  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on tis true 0
User avatar #141 - schnizel (07/08/2014) [-]
>ad shiggdy higidy
>shengdy bazinba
#55 - For the record this is like the minority  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2014 on tis true 0
User avatar #71 - schnizel (07/08/2014) [-]
Keep telling that to yourself.
User avatar #140 - theshadowed (07/08/2014) [-]
>schnizel
>Valid opinion
User avatar #141 - schnizel (07/08/2014) [-]
>ad shiggdy higidy
>shengdy bazinba
#109 - Oh everyone was just as bad. The first colonies were … 07/08/2014 on andrew jackson is best jackson +2
#73 - Not all muslims are evil, its the ******* minority 07/07/2014 on 4chin 0
#134 - Not all cops are like this though 07/07/2014 on Hope your house doesnt... +3
#163 - You can never surrender. Even in your darkest hour, victory is… 07/06/2014 on Found in Facebook comments 0
#9206346 - 1v1 me irl fgt 07/05/2014 on sfw random board 0
#125 - Also we kinda pissed on everyone everywhere. And every hates u…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on Good Job, San Marino 0
User avatar #126 - serotonin (07/05/2014) [-]
Yeah...you did.

Well I see England/GB as balancer of Europe. Going to wars only to stop some other European power from getting to strong. Control as much of colonial world and keep neigbours from getting to big. France - Napoleon wars, Russia - Crimea, AustroHungary and Germany WW1 and 2.
#123 - I'm English, so I can't really talk about stealing land and de…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Good Job, San Marino 0
User avatar #124 - serotonin (07/05/2014) [-]
you stole wonders that much is certan....but Egyptian artifact ,for example, I would not count in. You didtn steal it from original Egyptians but from arabs that took over egypt.
User avatar #125 - theshadowed (07/05/2014) [-]
Also we kinda pissed on everyone everywhere. And every hates us right up until the French get too cocky, and then its all 'Britain help please'
User avatar #126 - serotonin (07/05/2014) [-]
Yeah...you did.

Well I see England/GB as balancer of Europe. Going to wars only to stop some other European power from getting to strong. Control as much of colonial world and keep neigbours from getting to big. France - Napoleon wars, Russia - Crimea, AustroHungary and Germany WW1 and 2.
#112 - You are all pathetic cunts 07/05/2014 on Homegrown with a sprinkle... +4
#69 - I understand how pissed you would be, I would be as well. 07/05/2014 on I don't hate kids but +1
#50 - We've won a world cup, you guys haven't CHECKMATE …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on Homegrown with a sprinkle... 0
#98 - Orc (07/05/2014) [-]
INB4 WE WON THE SUPERBOWL
#48 - See this is why Americans think we're cunts **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Homegrown with a sprinkle... -1
#65 - anonymous (07/05/2014) [-]
We'll thumb you down too.
User avatar #112 - theshadowed (07/05/2014) [-]
You are all pathetic cunts
#44 - **** you 07/05/2014 on WÖRK WÖRK WÖRK +1
#44 - Still shouldn't throw your drink in peoples faces  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on I don't hate kids but 0
User avatar #67 - scoobi (07/05/2014) [-]
I was pretty pissed off by then, I had a rough day anyways so by then I was like "You know, fuck this, I came here to watch a movie, not listen to stupid people and their loud kids." I could have punched her but that would have hurt her too much and that would be kind of an over reaction so I just threw my soda at her and then left.
User avatar #69 - theshadowed (07/05/2014) [-]
I understand how pissed you would be, I would be as well.
#89 - Not just that, but Napoleonic France They did what Germany… 07/05/2014 on Family bond is stronger... 0
#123 - Its a joke 07/05/2014 on Happy 4th of July! +3
#122 - Its a ******* joke 07/05/2014 on Happy 4th of July! +3
#120 - Its a ******* joke, people are being thumbed for … 07/05/2014 on Happy 4th of July! +1
#119 - Joke. Joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke. Jokedy joke joke 07/05/2014 on Happy 4th of July! +2
#118 - Dear everywhere, Do you speak French? No? … 07/05/2014 on Happy 4th of July! +7
#117 - Source?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on Happy 4th of July! 0
User avatar #168 - svity (07/05/2014) [-]
#53 - Cynical levels off the charts 07/05/2014 on Kindness +4
#109 - He probably was. I'm an idiot 07/05/2014 on Not Jelly B-baka! 0
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User avatar #127 - warioteam ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
After all this time?
User avatar #128 to #127 - theshadowed (09/06/2014) [-]
Always
User avatar #112 - infernalinsolence (08/23/2014) [-]
ARE YOU READY FOR TONIGHT? ARE YOU READY????
IT'S IN LIKE 1 HOUR 40 MINUTES I'M SO EXCITED.
User avatar #113 to #112 - theshadowed (08/30/2014) [-]
I ******* KNOW
Sorry haven't replied, been at Dad's. He kinds has a thing about being on technology
I love Capaldi and his eyebrows. He really needs to be angry though, thats going to be great

Have you seen Guardians of the Galaxy? I love it its amazing
User avatar #114 to #113 - infernalinsolence (08/30/2014) [-]
AND SCOTTISH ACCENT YEEEEESSS AND HOW HE INSULTED EVERYONE BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T TALKING SCOTTISH WAS GREAT
His eyebrows are ******* great omg

And nooooo I'm broke, can't afford to go see
User avatar #115 to #114 - theshadowed (08/30/2014) [-]
Hes brilliant. And hes got such a range
Hes in Into the Loop and hes hilarious in that, and then look at him in the Musketeers.
Severely underestimated actor.
They've said they're writing him as a 'raging Billy Connoly'
DALEKS BACK TONIGHT
User avatar #116 to #115 - infernalinsolence (08/30/2014) [-]
oh god a raging Billy Connoly. Just what DW needed.
I've got church friends screaming about how the Vastra/Jenny kiss was inappropriatefor a children's sci fi show. SO WHAT? IT'S FANSERVICE FOR THE OLDER FANS WHO WERE SHIPPING THEM BEFORE THEY WERE EVEN ANNOUNCED CANON. jfc tbh.
And yes, oh god yes. I started working with an icon blog on Tumblr and it's great because I get all the Musketeers requests regardless of which musketeers tbh and it's great
AND YES DALEKS
User avatar #117 to #116 - theshadowed (08/30/2014) [-]
They're complaining about the kiss? what about that one matt smith episode where vastra showed off her extremely long tongue to jenny?
I seriously love the musketeers, its great
THo I couldn't see those weird super daleks in the trailer
User avatar #118 to #117 - infernalinsolence (08/30/2014) [-]
I know right. Idk I just noticed it and I was there like "you what? It's fanservice, and there is still a severe underrepresentation of LGBTQ in TV, even if we're aware they exist. Great."
User avatar #119 to #118 - theshadowed (08/30/2014) [-]
Definitely. And the BBC don't just force the relationship in our face or anything, which I know some people bitch about. Its just a couple. And they would be exactly the same if one of them was a man.
User avatar #120 to #119 - infernalinsolence (08/30/2014) [-]
Yeah
But when Vastra got all flustered because she was posing Jenny in underwear for no reason. That was great
User avatar #121 to #120 - theshadowed (08/30/2014) [-]
AND CAPALDI GOES FOR ******* GOLD
I love him.
'Wheres Ross (or whatever his name was)?'
Hes one the top if you want to pay your respects
User avatar #122 to #121 - infernalinsolence (08/31/2014) [-]
I love Capaldi so much tbh
User avatar #123 to #122 - theshadowed (08/31/2014) [-]
Its refreshing to have a serious face. I liked Matt and all but he was kind of a cbbc doctor. I feel like Capaldi and Moffat are starting a darker spin, which will be nice
User avatar #124 to #123 - infernalinsolence (08/31/2014) [-]
A friend from church was saying that Capaldi seems fairly similar to Bill Hartnell, a grumpy Doctor. Which I think we need.
He'd forgotten what he'd done in the Time War and the 50th anniversary served to remind him what he'd done again. People are commenting that 12 seems similar to 9 and I think that's probably why. He got a reminder.
User avatar #125 to #124 - theshadowed (08/31/2014) [-]
Yeh, being reminded that you committed the biggest genocide in the universe would kind of sober you up. And last nights episode served to remind us that the doctor is not perfect, but he a 2000 year old man with 2000 years of hatred bottled up inside him
User avatar #126 to #125 - infernalinsolence (08/31/2014) [-]
I don't think he really knows how old he is. It'd get kind of confusing when you can travel anywhere you like in time.
But yeah, I get you. I mean, 9 was told by a Dalek that he'd make a good Dalek, and he's been told the same thing again with his 12th face.
User avatar #108 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #109 to #108 - theshadowed (06/23/2014) [-]
Wow I kind of thought you forgot
User avatar #110 to #109 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
no, 7500 is just a ibig numer
User avatar #111 to #110 - theshadowed (06/23/2014) [-]
Hey, well nice of you to get round to me. You're definitely my favorite dictator now
User avatar #107 to #106 - theshadowed (06/22/2014) [-]
Thanks
#104 - minibeep (02/24/2014) [-]
no offence
but you are sheep
User avatar #105 to #104 - theshadowed (03/01/2014) [-]
lol why
User avatar #102 - schnizel (02/18/2014) [-]
Comment number 69
lel 69 get it its a sex pose get it get it
User avatar #103 to #102 - theshadowed (02/18/2014) [-]
ehehehehehehehehehehe

THo seriously interesting talk
User avatar #84 - infernalinsolence (12/25/2013) [-]
are you dead
i'm dead
User avatar #86 to #84 - theshadowed (12/25/2013) [-]
I know. I ******* know
Twas a good episode

omfg my house at the moment though. So in my lounge there is my younger sister and brother, and my pissed step-brother, 2 step-sisters, step-dad and mum who have been doing Karaoke for the past 2 hours. I don't think my ears will ever truly recover
User avatar #87 to #86 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2013) [-]
oh sweet jesus
i feel bad for you man

But yeah. The episode itself was **** imo. Too much going on, not enough explanation. Clara was a brat/twat/prat whatever you want, as usual. "OH DOCTOR WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LEAVE OH DOCTOR WHY"
i get like he was trying to save her, and **** , and he didn't say, because she'd object, but like. wow. shut up you twat. let me just take your wardrobe so you can die already **** off.
It was rescued by the last 10 minutes, though.
User avatar #88 to #87 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
I dunno. I liked the whole Doctor as a defender part, that was nice. i think the aliens should've started beating the **** out of each other as well though
User avatar #89 to #88 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2013) [-]
Would have been amusing
User avatar #90 to #89 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
Cybermen vs. Daleks Round 2
User avatar #91 to #90 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2013) [-]
Yeah man
xD
I'm waiting for this damned game to finish downloading I want to play iiiiit
User avatar #92 to #91 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
Which game?
User avatar #94 to #93 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
Did you manage to get L4d2 when it was free?
User avatar #96 to #95 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
Dude we'll have to play it sometime
User avatar #97 to #96 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2013) [-]
We should yeah
I'm still figuring **** out
I warn you though
I'm a cautious gamer
I get too immersed in games and treat it as though it's real life.
User avatar #98 to #97 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
Cautions good. Means I won't have to keep healing your sorry arse
I've played it before, and I always pick up some kind of melee weapon. So I am constantly accidentally pissing of witches, tanks, etc by running into them
User avatar #99 to #98 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2013) [-]
I've not played it. Heard about it though so I got excited when it was free.
Closest thing I've played to it's probably Hellgate.
User avatar #100 to #99 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
Its a good co-op game
User avatar #101 to #100 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2013) [-]
Idunno I've never played any co-op
User avatar #69 to #68 - theshadowed (11/20/2013) [-]
Danke shun
User avatar #70 to #69 - infernalinsolence (11/20/2013) [-]
Enjoy your feels, sweetcheeks.
User avatar #71 to #70 - theshadowed (11/20/2013) [-]
Awww, and it was going to be such a happy evening
User avatar #72 to #71 - infernalinsolence (11/20/2013) [-]
The Sherstrade is a Tumblr exclusive.
Shipping Out is also on You need to login to view this link
User avatar #73 to #72 - theshadowed (11/20/2013) [-]
Its good. Very good
User avatar #74 to #73 - infernalinsolence (11/20/2013) [-]
Spasiba.
User avatar #75 to #74 - theshadowed (11/20/2013) [-]
Gern geschehen
User avatar #76 to #75 - infernalinsolence (11/20/2013) [-]
Dude
I'm apparently going to be on tv
like woah
User avatar #77 to #76 - theshadowed (11/20/2013) [-]
wat. explain. now
User avatar #78 to #77 - infernalinsolence (11/21/2013) [-]
young carer's thaaaaang
charity gala bc the co-op raised money for us awyiss
User avatar #79 to #78 - theshadowed (11/21/2013) [-]
Like with your school, or a group of friends? Tell me when its on, and I'll cheer you on
User avatar #80 to #79 - infernalinsolence (11/21/2013) [-]
idk but the gala itself is on the 5th of December in Manchester
we're doing a lantern parade
BUT WE'RE NOT ALLOWED IN THE GALA ITSELF
WHICH IS KIND OF STRANGE BECAUSE LIKE
IT'S IN OUR HONOUR???
User avatar #81 to #80 - theshadowed (11/21/2013) [-]
Whos honour is this now. I am slightly confused. Like, just you, or you and friends, or some kind of group?
And wtf why don't they let you in the gala. Is it in school time or some **** ?
User avatar #82 to #81 - infernalinsolence (11/21/2013) [-]
It's in the evening as far as I know You need to login to view this link
But it's the young carer's group bc the charity the coop is supporting is the carer's trust
which yc is part of
User avatar #83 to #82 - theshadowed (11/21/2013) [-]
Oh. I didn't know what yc was. That looks cool. I found their website. Is it just online?
I almost got to be on itv around February. I was doing F1 in schools and at the first round I was talking to the itv guy about it and he asked for an interview with me but then i got called off for the presentation part and i didn't even start until a half hour later and then he had left. I'm still pissed off
User avatar #55 - infernalinsolence (10/30/2013) [-]
WE HAVE A DATE FOR SHERLOCK
THERE IS A UK DATE FOR SHERLOCK
User avatar #58 to #55 - theshadowed (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeh I am pretty ashamed I haven't watched Sherlock yet
User avatar #57 to #55 - theshadowed (10/30/2013) [-]
WHAT? WHEN? THIS HAS CONVINCED ME TO WATCH IT
On the other had I found this really website, just watched Man o' Steel and Kick Ass 2. **** Kick Ass 2 is a lot more depressing that its predecessor.
User avatar #59 to #57 - infernalinsolence (10/30/2013) [-]
29TH DECEMBER
THIS YEAR
User avatar #60 to #59 - theshadowed (10/30/2013) [-]
THATS GOOD. I AM PHYSCHED FOR A LOT OF THINGS. LIKE DA INQUISITION. BUT THATS NEXT ******* AUTUMN.

On the topic of games, I just got the Witcher 2 on steam. Its pretty good.
User avatar #61 to #60 - infernalinsolence (10/31/2013) [-]
DRACULA TONIGHT
User avatar #62 to #61 - theshadowed (10/31/2013) [-]
**** I'll record it. I'm actually socializing tonight
User avatar #63 to #62 - infernalinsolence (10/31/2013) [-]
I was socializing on Saturday last week
and probably will be this weekend too.
User avatar #64 to #63 - theshadowed (11/01/2013) [-]
I'd never actually been to a house party before. Fun ****
User avatar #66 to #64 - infernalinsolence (11/01/2013) [-]
also Dracula is a piece of **** don't watch it
User avatar #67 to #66 - theshadowed (11/01/2013) [-]
I just watched World War Z. Not as good as the book, but **** yeah, Wales and Capaldi
User avatar #53 - forkutensil (10/06/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
User avatar #54 to #53 - theshadowed (10/06/2013) [-]
Have I irritated you in some way? In that case, please hold. There are currently 1.234.908 people with a grudge in front of you. We appreciate your choice of disliking us, and your anger is important to us
User avatar #31 - ariusbrightwing (04/29/2013) [-]
Ohh "Darkness" and "shadows". Go hide, coward shade.
#27 - backinsack (12/04/2012) [-]
just wanted to say I've discovered this site recently and has good as the content is you guys are serious asshole's,
I've never seen such stupidy and people getting so upset about a 'repost'...its the ******* internet, do u seriously get upset after seeing something than once...anyway i wanted to join but once i saw how much of an asshole even ur kim jong...wow...the cooliest thing here is honostly the brony community that lead me here
#19 - cakefaceify (10/25/2012) [-]
The butthurt was very strong with that one.
User avatar #14 - martinapplejack (09/02/2012) [-]
Oh, I see you're British. I apologize if I've come across as being a bit if an ass. I thought I was arguing with an American (no offense to them, but I've found them to be the most unbearable group on the internet and have very little patience when talking to them)
PS Is that a dildo in the previous comment?
User avatar #15 to #14 - theshadowed (09/02/2012) [-]
Are you British as well? The Americans don't seem to know the definition of tolerance, I agree
User avatar #16 to #15 - martinapplejack (09/03/2012) [-]
It says so on my passport
#12 - bacterialmetal (06/12/2012) [-]
no
no
User avatar #30 to #12 - theshadowed (01/24/2013) [-]
Do not think I have forgotten this attack. I WILL have my revenge, criminal scum
User avatar #13 to #12 - theshadowed (06/13/2012) [-]
Who ARE you?
User avatar #11 - bacterialmetal (06/12/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #10 - bacterialmetal (06/12/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #9 - bacterialmetal (06/12/2012) [-]
no no no
#8 - bacterialmetal (06/12/2012) [-]
no
no
User avatar #7 - bacterialmetal (06/12/2012) [-]
no
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