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| Well you could say that could have been achieved by any officer of the time, and the biritsh were merely lucky it was one of theirs. As for the skirmishers, that's a bit of a yes and no. In the british army system many of the light cavalry and foot regiments were a sort of auxiliary, entirely run by the officer in command of it. And it was these officers, some of which were not in fact entirely brain dead, who have been among the first to adopt rifles and pioneer light infantry tactics. The central command however highly despised this. Similar cases could be seen during the american civil war, where there were regiments of light cav and skirmirshers using breech loaded repeating rifles fighting alongside foot troops still relying on breech loaded muskets. While that is true, it was still significantly behind what the navy had. Both in regards of preference to social rank rather than skill and the actual level of education. Well the French were beaten by a large coalition of european powers so it's rather unfair to say the biritsh did it, although they did play the biggest part. | ||
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| The biritish actually had some of the smaller ships, seeing as their navy's primary role was to keep trade flowing and patrol their colonies. They needed frigates to do work, not 3 deckers to show off muscle. What gave them the advantage on the sea was however an overwhelming technical and drill superiority. Their officers were much better schooled and their men had much better training, They were for example the only nation that ever thought it might be a good idea to fire their cannon via flintlock rather than a match, thanks to this and regular practice, a british gun crew could fire their gun almost 2 times a minute. A french gun crew fired on average once in a minute and a half. The british army on the other hand was nothing special, mostly a bunch of backwards snobs purchasing officer commissions. Ruthless and stupid decisions were more than commonplace. They were generally slow to adopt new technology and tactics. Being one of the last military forces in the world to adopt rifles on a larger scale and later on admit the advantages of breech loaded weaponry sticking blindly to muzzle loaded muskets. Most of their famous victories and feats of honour came down to the men mantaining an incredible level of discipline despite being sent to do something utterly retarded, such as the Battle of Minden or the legendary Charge of the Light Brigade. Prussian army would have kicked their arse any day. I wouldn't say that's entirely true for the British army For example, they were advanced in some aspects. The British developed the shrapnel bomb (Thanks to Colonel Shrapnel), and their rifle brigades were some of the first. Certainly the first regiments to promote independent thought in the ranks, and use uniforms that could count as camouflage. While many men did purchase commissions, this was also true for every European army, apart from Napolenic France. The same thing could be said for every European country; and in fact, officer training seemed to be superior than countries like Austria, Russia, and Spain. Keep in mind we're concentrating on the 18th century here, too. You say Prussia would kicked their arse; but who beat the French. Prussian Military doctrine became outdated in the latter half of the 18th century, because they refused to change, they refused to adapt. While Britain did in fact show tactical flair with its men, Prussia just... didn't. They couldn't. Blucher was exiled for trying too. THeir dispiline was terrifying (the Prussian regiments stood there at Jena, and because they weren't ordered to engage, just took the French storm. Napoleon was shocked at their officer's stupidity, and the courage of the men) Well you could say that could have been achieved by any officer of the time, and the biritsh were merely lucky it was one of theirs. As for the skirmishers, that's a bit of a yes and no. In the british army system many of the light cavalry and foot regiments were a sort of auxiliary, entirely run by the officer in command of it. And it was these officers, some of which were not in fact entirely brain dead, who have been among the first to adopt rifles and pioneer light infantry tactics. The central command however highly despised this. Similar cases could be seen during the american civil war, where there were regiments of light cav and skirmirshers using breech loaded repeating rifles fighting alongside foot troops still relying on breech loaded muskets. While that is true, it was still significantly behind what the navy had. Both in regards of preference to social rank rather than skill and the actual level of education. Well the French were beaten by a large coalition of european powers so it's rather unfair to say the biritsh did it, although they did play the biggest part. | ||
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aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
that message makes a lot more sense now, right
why did you move
that message makes a lot more sense now, right
why did you move
Yeh
Gotta hate those edgy names written when you were much younger ahaha...
I'll give a listen to marina
hows life been treatin you infernalfroot
Gotta hate those edgy names written when you were much younger ahaha...
I'll give a listen to marina
hows life been treatin you infernalfroot
/A+guide+to+living+with+strangers/hdgifs/5694929/9#9 here's a list of recommendations :^)
And life's been okay. I'm 19 next week and right now I am of the Doctor Who
And life's been okay. I'm 19 next week and right now I am of the Doctor Who
fdhibuugfhasd
ok
iplayer thank god
yeh i'm doing Gov&Pol, History, Maths, and French
what btec you doing?
ok
iplayer thank god
yeh i'm doing Gov&Pol, History, Maths, and French
what btec you doing?
i say these two things: OH MY GOD MISSY and THIS IS HOW YOU START A SEASON
and I'm doing an IT BTEC
Also have fun doing a 20 minute talk on windfarms in French ;) An ex-boyfriend did French A-Level and had to do that and I was like "nah I'm not doing that nope" my french teacher was like omg what chrissi why no a-level BECAUSE **** THAT
and I'm doing an IT BTEC
Also have fun doing a 20 minute talk on windfarms in French ;) An ex-boyfriend did French A-Level and had to do that and I was like "nah I'm not doing that nope" my french teacher was like omg what chrissi why no a-level BECAUSE **** THAT
i think its like 12 minutes total speaking
and like half of that is talking about myself
but history is rad, I love history
I'm totally doing a history degree
I'm also wasting my time doing RP now bc thats a thing I do now
and like half of that is talking about myself
but history is rad, I love history
I'm totally doing a history degree
I'm also wasting my time doing RP now bc thats a thing I do now
RP is fun. I just don't really identify with any of my characters a huge amount atm so I'm kinda avoiding that tumblr account lmao
I'm planning on a degree in Computer Security tbh because ****** fascinating. Two lessons into Organisational Systems Security and I got taught how to break into a place and take down their system. 10/10 would recommend
I'm planning on a degree in Computer Security tbh because ****** fascinating. Two lessons into Organisational Systems Security and I got taught how to break into a place and take down their system. 10/10 would recommend
I'm playing House Tyrell on an asoiaf one, and then I play two Wheel of Time ones
READ WHEEL OF TIME
its amazing
thats sounds cool
so you're a 7331 hacker now
are you anonymous, or this 4chan?
READ WHEEL OF TIME
its amazing
thats sounds cool
so you're a 7331 hacker now
are you anonymous, or this 4chan?
Its ******* crazy
we started a year before the Defiance of Duskendale, about 20 years ago IG now (jfc)
Aerys got overthrown by Rhaegar, who was deposed for his son
His son's regency just ended, and everything was looking good after 15 years of ******* ********
then the King just got killed by the Faith and the only living male Targ is the current King
hey flower crowns can be deadly hackers, right?
we started a year before the Defiance of Duskendale, about 20 years ago IG now (jfc)
Aerys got overthrown by Rhaegar, who was deposed for his son
His son's regency just ended, and everything was looking good after 15 years of ******* ********
then the King just got killed by the Faith and the only living male Targ is the current King
hey flower crowns can be deadly hackers, right?
you mentioned me on that gearboy post and i didnt get a chance to read it cause it was deleted
or the post
gimmee a run down, was i involved and/or mentioned in said post?
or the post
gimmee a run down, was i involved and/or mentioned in said post?
The post was deleted? Why?
It was just revealing gearboy for being a lying bastard who traces the majority of his work if not all from another artist
I mentioned you in a comment because some guy posted the post you made about gearboy being a bit of a cunt
It was just revealing gearboy for being a lying bastard who traces the majority of his work if not all from another artist
I mentioned you in a comment because some guy posted the post you made about gearboy being a bit of a cunt
thanks friend
I was going to compliment your racism on your new years post and then I saw the block
I was going to compliment your racism on your new years post and then I saw the block
Oh hi dude
I don;t hate you. I come across as a pathetic child when arguing with people who hold your anti-semitic beliefs, its thoroughly embarrasing
I just believe everyone is equal, and the Jews aren't to blame for anything, we just blame them because its the easy way out
I don;t hate you. I come across as a pathetic child when arguing with people who hold your anti-semitic beliefs, its thoroughly embarrasing
I just believe everyone is equal, and the Jews aren't to blame for anything, we just blame them because its the easy way out
ARE YOU READY FOR TONIGHT? ARE YOU READY????
IT'S IN LIKE 1 HOUR 40 MINUTES I'M SO EXCITED.
IT'S IN LIKE 1 HOUR 40 MINUTES I'M SO EXCITED.
I ******* KNOW
Sorry haven't replied, been at Dad's. He kinds has a thing about being on technology
I love Capaldi and his eyebrows. He really needs to be angry though, thats going to be great
Have you seen Guardians of the Galaxy? I love it its amazing
Sorry haven't replied, been at Dad's. He kinds has a thing about being on technology
I love Capaldi and his eyebrows. He really needs to be angry though, thats going to be great
Have you seen Guardians of the Galaxy? I love it its amazing
AND SCOTTISH ACCENT YEEEEESSS AND HOW HE INSULTED EVERYONE BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T TALKING SCOTTISH WAS GREAT
His eyebrows are ******* great omg
And nooooo I'm broke, can't afford to go see
His eyebrows are ******* great omg
And nooooo I'm broke, can't afford to go see
Hes brilliant. And hes got such a range
Hes in Into the Loop and hes hilarious in that, and then look at him in the Musketeers.
Severely underestimated actor.
They've said they're writing him as a 'raging Billy Connoly'
DALEKS BACK TONIGHT
Hes in Into the Loop and hes hilarious in that, and then look at him in the Musketeers.
Severely underestimated actor.
They've said they're writing him as a 'raging Billy Connoly'
DALEKS BACK TONIGHT
oh god a raging Billy Connoly. Just what DW needed.
I've got church friends screaming about how the Vastra/Jenny kiss was inappropriatefor a children's sci fi show. SO WHAT? IT'S FANSERVICE FOR THE OLDER FANS WHO WERE SHIPPING THEM BEFORE THEY WERE EVEN ANNOUNCED CANON. jfc tbh.
And yes, oh god yes. I started working with an icon blog on Tumblr and it's great because I get all the Musketeers requests regardless of which musketeers tbh and it's great
AND YES DALEKS
I've got church friends screaming about how the Vastra/Jenny kiss was inappropriatefor a children's sci fi show. SO WHAT? IT'S FANSERVICE FOR THE OLDER FANS WHO WERE SHIPPING THEM BEFORE THEY WERE EVEN ANNOUNCED CANON. jfc tbh.
And yes, oh god yes. I started working with an icon blog on Tumblr and it's great because I get all the Musketeers requests regardless of which musketeers tbh and it's great
AND YES DALEKS
They're complaining about the kiss? what about that one matt smith episode where vastra showed off her extremely long tongue to jenny?
I seriously love the musketeers, its great
THo I couldn't see those weird super daleks in the trailer
I seriously love the musketeers, its great
THo I couldn't see those weird super daleks in the trailer
I know right. Idk I just noticed it and I was there like "you what? It's fanservice, and there is still a severe underrepresentation of LGBTQ in TV, even if we're aware they exist. Great."
Definitely. And the BBC don't just force the relationship in our face or anything, which I know some people bitch about. Its just a couple. And they would be exactly the same if one of them was a man.
Yeah
But when Vastra got all flustered because she was posing Jenny in underwear for no reason. That was great
But when Vastra got all flustered because she was posing Jenny in underwear for no reason. That was great
AND CAPALDI GOES FOR ******* GOLD
I love him.
'Wheres Ross (or whatever his name was)?'
Hes one the top if you want to pay your respects
I love him.
'Wheres Ross (or whatever his name was)?'
Hes one the top if you want to pay your respects
Its refreshing to have a serious face. I liked Matt and all but he was kind of a cbbc doctor. I feel like Capaldi and Moffat are starting a darker spin, which will be nice
A friend from church was saying that Capaldi seems fairly similar to Bill Hartnell, a grumpy Doctor. Which I think we need.
He'd forgotten what he'd done in the Time War and the 50th anniversary served to remind him what he'd done again. People are commenting that 12 seems similar to 9 and I think that's probably why. He got a reminder.
He'd forgotten what he'd done in the Time War and the 50th anniversary served to remind him what he'd done again. People are commenting that 12 seems similar to 9 and I think that's probably why. He got a reminder.
Yeh, being reminded that you committed the biggest genocide in the universe would kind of sober you up. And last nights episode served to remind us that the doctor is not perfect, but he a 2000 year old man with 2000 years of hatred bottled up inside him
I don't think he really knows how old he is. It'd get kind of confusing when you can travel anywhere you like in time.
But yeah, I get you. I mean, 9 was told by a Dalek that he'd make a good Dalek, and he's been told the same thing again with his 12th face.
But yeah, I get you. I mean, 9 was told by a Dalek that he'd make a good Dalek, and he's been told the same thing again with his 12th face.
Hey, well nice of you to get round to me. You're definitely my favorite dictator now
I know. I ******* know
Twas a good episode
omfg my house at the moment though. So in my lounge there is my younger sister and brother, and my pissed step-brother, 2 step-sisters, step-dad and mum who have been doing Karaoke for the past 2 hours. I don't think my ears will ever truly recover
Twas a good episode
omfg my house at the moment though. So in my lounge there is my younger sister and brother, and my pissed step-brother, 2 step-sisters, step-dad and mum who have been doing Karaoke for the past 2 hours. I don't think my ears will ever truly recover
oh sweet jesus
i feel bad for you man
But yeah. The episode itself was **** imo. Too much going on, not enough explanation. Clara was a brat/twat/prat whatever you want, as usual. "OH DOCTOR WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LEAVE OH DOCTOR WHY"
i get like he was trying to save her, and **** , and he didn't say, because she'd object, but like. wow. shut up you twat. let me just take your wardrobe so you can die already **** off.
It was rescued by the last 10 minutes, though.
i feel bad for you man
But yeah. The episode itself was **** imo. Too much going on, not enough explanation. Clara was a brat/twat/prat whatever you want, as usual. "OH DOCTOR WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LEAVE OH DOCTOR WHY"
i get like he was trying to save her, and **** , and he didn't say, because she'd object, but like. wow. shut up you twat. let me just take your wardrobe so you can die already **** off.
It was rescued by the last 10 minutes, though.
I dunno. I liked the whole Doctor as a defender part, that was nice. i think the aliens should've started beating the **** out of each other as well though
Yeah man
xD
I'm waiting for this damned game to finish downloading I want to play iiiiit
xD
I'm waiting for this damned game to finish downloading I want to play iiiiit
We should yeah
I'm still figuring **** out
I warn you though
I'm a cautious gamer
I get too immersed in games and treat it as though it's real life.
I'm still figuring **** out
I warn you though
I'm a cautious gamer
I get too immersed in games and treat it as though it's real life.
Cautions good. Means I won't have to keep healing your sorry arse
I've played it before, and I always pick up some kind of melee weapon. So I am constantly accidentally pissing of witches, tanks, etc by running into them
I've played it before, and I always pick up some kind of melee weapon. So I am constantly accidentally pissing of witches, tanks, etc by running into them
I've not played it. Heard about it though so I got excited when it was free.
Closest thing I've played to it's probably Hellgate.
Closest thing I've played to it's probably Hellgate.
The Sherstrade is a Tumblr exclusive.
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young carer's thaaaaang
charity gala bc the co-op raised money for us awyiss
charity gala bc the co-op raised money for us awyiss
Like with your school, or a group of friends? Tell me when its on, and I'll cheer you on
idk but the gala itself is on the 5th of December in Manchester
we're doing a lantern parade
BUT WE'RE NOT ALLOWED IN THE GALA ITSELF
WHICH IS KIND OF STRANGE BECAUSE LIKE
IT'S IN OUR HONOUR???
we're doing a lantern parade
BUT WE'RE NOT ALLOWED IN THE GALA ITSELF
WHICH IS KIND OF STRANGE BECAUSE LIKE
IT'S IN OUR HONOUR???
Whos honour is this now. I am slightly confused. Like, just you, or you and friends, or some kind of group?
And wtf why don't they let you in the gala. Is it in school time or some **** ?
And wtf why don't they let you in the gala. Is it in school time or some **** ?
It's in the evening as far as I know
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But it's the young carer's group bc the charity the coop is supporting is the carer's trust
which yc is part of
But it's the young carer's group bc the charity the coop is supporting is the carer's trust
which yc is part of
Oh. I didn't know what yc was. That looks cool. I found their website. Is it just online?
I almost got to be on itv around February. I was doing F1 in schools and at the first round I was talking to the itv guy about it and he asked for an interview with me but then i got called off for the presentation part and i didn't even start until a half hour later and then he had left. I'm still pissed off
I almost got to be on itv around February. I was doing F1 in schools and at the first round I was talking to the itv guy about it and he asked for an interview with me but then i got called off for the presentation part and i didn't even start until a half hour later and then he had left. I'm still pissed off
WE HAVE A DATE FOR SHERLOCK
THERE IS A UK DATE FOR SHERLOCK
THERE IS A UK DATE FOR SHERLOCK
WHAT? WHEN? THIS HAS CONVINCED ME TO WATCH IT
On the other had I found this really website, just watched Man o' Steel and Kick Ass 2. **** Kick Ass 2 is a lot more depressing that its predecessor.
On the other had I found this really website, just watched Man o' Steel and Kick Ass 2. **** Kick Ass 2 is a lot more depressing that its predecessor.
THATS GOOD. I AM PHYSCHED FOR A LOT OF THINGS. LIKE DA INQUISITION. BUT THATS NEXT ******* AUTUMN.
On the topic of games, I just got the Witcher 2 on steam. Its pretty good.
On the topic of games, I just got the Witcher 2 on steam. Its pretty good.
I was socializing on Saturday last week
and probably will be this weekend too.
and probably will be this weekend too.
I just watched World War Z. Not as good as the book, but **** yeah, Wales and Capaldi
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
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just wanted to say I've discovered this site recently and has good as the content is you guys are serious asshole's,
I've never seen such stupidy and people getting so upset about a 'repost'...its the ******* internet, do u seriously get upset after seeing something than once...anyway i wanted to join but once i saw how much of an asshole even ur kim jong...wow...the cooliest thing here is honostly the brony community that lead me here
I've never seen such stupidy and people getting so upset about a 'repost'...its the ******* internet, do u seriously get upset after seeing something than once...anyway i wanted to join but once i saw how much of an asshole even ur kim jong...wow...the cooliest thing here is honostly the brony community that lead me here
Oh, I see you're British. I apologize if I've come across as being a bit if an ass. I thought I was arguing with an American (no offense to them, but I've found them to be the most unbearable group on the internet and have very little patience when talking to them)
PS Is that a dildo in the previous comment?
PS Is that a dildo in the previous comment?
Are you British as well? The Americans don't seem to know the definition of tolerance, I agree
