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#54 - cptsweatpants (01/09/2016) [-]
Well you could say that could have been achieved by any officer of the time, and the biritsh were merely lucky it was one of theirs. As for the skirmishers, that's a bit of a yes and no. In the british army system many of the light cavalry and foot regiments were a sort of auxiliary, entirely run by the officer in command of it. And it was these officers, some of which were not in fact entirely brain dead, who have been among the first to adopt rifles and pioneer light infantry tactics. The central command however highly despised this. Similar cases could be seen during the american civil war, where there were regiments of light cav and skirmirshers using breech loaded repeating rifles fighting alongside foot troops still relying on breech loaded muskets.

While that is true, it was still significantly behind what the navy had. Both in regards of preference to social rank rather than skill and the actual level of education.

Well the French were beaten by a large coalition of european powers so it's rather unfair to say the biritsh did it, although they did play the biggest part.
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#48 - cptsweatpants (01/09/2016) [-]
The biritish actually had some of the smaller ships, seeing as their navy's primary role was to keep trade flowing and patrol their colonies. They needed frigates to do work, not 3 deckers to show off muscle. What gave them the advantage on the sea was however an overwhelming technical and drill superiority. Their officers were much better schooled and their men had much better training, They were for example the only nation that ever thought it might be a good idea to fire their cannon via flintlock rather than a match, thanks to this and regular practice, a british gun crew could fire their gun almost 2 times a minute. A french gun crew fired on average once in a minute and a half.

The british army on the other hand was nothing special, mostly a bunch of backwards snobs purchasing officer commissions. Ruthless and stupid decisions were more than commonplace. They were generally slow to adopt new technology and tactics. Being one of the last military forces in the world to adopt rifles on a larger scale and later on admit the advantages of breech loaded weaponry sticking blindly to muzzle loaded muskets. Most of their famous victories and feats of honour came down to the men mantaining an incredible level of discipline despite being sent to do something utterly retarded, such as the Battle of Minden or the legendary Charge of the Light Brigade. Prussian army would have kicked their arse any day.
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#53 - theshadowed (01/09/2016) [-]
I wouldn't say that's entirely true for the British army

For example, they were advanced in some aspects. The British developed the shrapnel bomb (Thanks to Colonel Shrapnel), and their rifle brigades were some of the first. Certainly the first regiments to promote independent thought in the ranks, and use uniforms that could count as camouflage.

While many men did purchase commissions, this was also true for every European army, apart from Napolenic France. The same thing could be said for every European country; and in fact, officer training seemed to be superior than countries like Austria, Russia, and Spain.

Keep in mind we're concentrating on the 18th century here, too. You say Prussia would kicked their arse; but who beat the French. Prussian Military doctrine became outdated in the latter half of the 18th century, because they refused to change, they refused to adapt. While Britain did in fact show tactical flair with its men, Prussia just... didn't. They couldn't. Blucher was exiled for trying too. THeir dispiline was terrifying (the Prussian regiments stood there at Jena, and because they weren't ordered to engage, just took the French storm. Napoleon was shocked at their officer's stupidity, and the courage of the men)
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#54 - cptsweatpants (01/09/2016) [-]
Well you could say that could have been achieved by any officer of the time, and the biritsh were merely lucky it was one of theirs. As for the skirmishers, that's a bit of a yes and no. In the british army system many of the light cavalry and foot regiments were a sort of auxiliary, entirely run by the officer in command of it. And it was these officers, some of which were not in fact entirely brain dead, who have been among the first to adopt rifles and pioneer light infantry tactics. The central command however highly despised this. Similar cases could be seen during the american civil war, where there were regiments of light cav and skirmirshers using breech loaded repeating rifles fighting alongside foot troops still relying on breech loaded muskets.

While that is true, it was still significantly behind what the navy had. Both in regards of preference to social rank rather than skill and the actual level of education.

Well the French were beaten by a large coalition of european powers so it's rather unfair to say the biritsh did it, although they did play the biggest part.
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Yes, you are very funny
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User avatar #144 - froot (09/26/2015) [-]
EY IT'S INFERNAL
User avatar #145 to #144 - theshadowed (09/26/2015) [-]
I...
what
User avatar #146 to #145 - froot (09/26/2015) [-]
i'm infernalinsolence
ey
i moved accounts
User avatar #147 to #146 - theshadowed (09/26/2015) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
that message makes a lot more sense now, right
why did you move
User avatar #148 to #147 - froot (09/26/2015) [-]
because marina and the diamonds tbh
User avatar #149 to #148 - theshadowed (09/26/2015) [-]
I don't know what that is. Should I be ashamed?
#150 to #149 - froot (09/26/2015) [-]
She's a singer I love. Pluuuus I was sick of my edgelord name that came from when I was a ******* 15 year old scene kid. Like, nah.
This is Marina btw
User avatar #151 to #150 - theshadowed (09/26/2015) [-]
Yeh
Gotta hate those edgy names written when you were much younger ahaha...
I'll give a listen to marina
hows life been treatin you infernalfroot
User avatar #152 to #151 - froot (09/26/2015) [-]
/A+guide+to+living+with+strangers/hdgifs/5694929/9#9 here's a list of recommendations :^)

And life's been okay. I'm 19 next week and right now I am of the Doctor Who
User avatar #153 to #152 - theshadowed (09/26/2015) [-]
**** I FORGOT ABOUT WHO
ey congrats bud
I've just started my alevels
its intense
User avatar #154 to #153 - froot (09/26/2015) [-]
I bailed from a-levels tbh. I'm on my second year of a BTEC lmao, I have essays to write but doctor who

AND OH MY GOD YOU NEED TO WATCH IT I AM CRYING AND LAUGHING AND ANGRY AND ALL OF THE EMOTIONS
User avatar #155 to #154 - theshadowed (09/26/2015) [-]
fdhibuugfhasd
ok
iplayer thank god

yeh i'm doing Gov&Pol, History, Maths, and French
what btec you doing?
User avatar #156 to #155 - froot (09/26/2015) [-]
i say these two things: OH MY GOD MISSY and THIS IS HOW YOU START A SEASON

and I'm doing an IT BTEC
Also have fun doing a 20 minute talk on windfarms in French ;) An ex-boyfriend did French A-Level and had to do that and I was like "nah I'm not doing that nope" my french teacher was like omg what chrissi why no a-level BECAUSE **** THAT
User avatar #157 to #156 - theshadowed (09/26/2015) [-]
i think its like 12 minutes total speaking
and like half of that is talking about myself
but history is rad, I love history
I'm totally doing a history degree
I'm also wasting my time doing RP now bc thats a thing I do now
User avatar #158 to #157 - froot (09/26/2015) [-]
RP is fun. I just don't really identify with any of my characters a huge amount atm so I'm kinda avoiding that tumblr account lmao

I'm planning on a degree in Computer Security tbh because ****** fascinating. Two lessons into Organisational Systems Security and I got taught how to break into a place and take down their system. 10/10 would recommend
User avatar #159 to #158 - theshadowed (09/26/2015) [-]
I'm playing House Tyrell on an asoiaf one, and then I play two Wheel of Time ones
READ WHEEL OF TIME
its amazing

thats sounds cool
so you're a 7331 hacker now
are you anonymous, or this 4chan?
#160 to #159 - froot (09/26/2015) [-]
******* Tyrells with all your money and **** . House Targaryen for life.

And nah I'm just a flower crown in disguise.
User avatar #161 to #160 - theshadowed (09/26/2015) [-]
Its ******* crazy
we started a year before the Defiance of Duskendale, about 20 years ago IG now (jfc)
Aerys got overthrown by Rhaegar, who was deposed for his son
His son's regency just ended, and everything was looking good after 15 years of ******* ********
then the King just got killed by the Faith and the only living male Targ is the current King

hey flower crowns can be deadly hackers, right?
User avatar #162 to #161 - froot (09/26/2015) [-]
**** YEAH TARG KING

no we just look cute
#140 - pugsworth (01/17/2015) [-]
Hey dick smoker
User avatar #130 - warioteam (10/22/2014) [-]
you mentioned me on that gearboy post and i didnt get a chance to read it cause it was deleted
or the post
gimmee a run down, was i involved and/or mentioned in said post?
User avatar #131 to #130 - theshadowed (10/22/2014) [-]
The post was deleted? Why?
It was just revealing gearboy for being a lying bastard who traces the majority of his work if not all from another artist
I mentioned you in a comment because some guy posted the post you made about gearboy being a bit of a cunt
User avatar #129 - schnizel (10/21/2014) [-]
Do we hate eachother.
User avatar #136 to #129 - theshadowed (01/01/2015) [-]
Dude why did you block me again
User avatar #137 to #136 - schnizel (01/01/2015) [-]
i habe been haxd
User avatar #138 to #137 - theshadowed (01/01/2015) [-]
thanks friend
I was going to compliment your racism on your new years post and then I saw the block
User avatar #139 to #138 - schnizel (01/01/2015) [-]
<3
the fire rises
User avatar #132 to #129 - theshadowed (11/01/2014) [-]
Oh hi dude
I don;t hate you. I come across as a pathetic child when arguing with people who hold your anti-semitic beliefs, its thoroughly embarrasing

I just believe everyone is equal, and the Jews aren't to blame for anything, we just blame them because its the easy way out
#134 to #133 - theshadowed (11/03/2014) [-]
u schnizel no homo
User avatar #135 to #134 - schnizel (11/03/2014) [-]
Homo maximus.
User avatar #127 - warioteam (09/06/2014) [-]
After all this time?
User avatar #128 to #127 - theshadowed (09/06/2014) [-]
Always
User avatar #112 - infernalinsolence (08/23/2014) [-]
ARE YOU READY FOR TONIGHT? ARE YOU READY????
IT'S IN LIKE 1 HOUR 40 MINUTES I'M SO EXCITED.
User avatar #113 to #112 - theshadowed (08/30/2014) [-]
I ******* KNOW
Sorry haven't replied, been at Dad's. He kinds has a thing about being on technology
I love Capaldi and his eyebrows. He really needs to be angry though, thats going to be great

Have you seen Guardians of the Galaxy? I love it its amazing
User avatar #114 to #113 - infernalinsolence (08/30/2014) [-]
AND SCOTTISH ACCENT YEEEEESSS AND HOW HE INSULTED EVERYONE BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T TALKING SCOTTISH WAS GREAT
His eyebrows are ******* great omg

And nooooo I'm broke, can't afford to go see
User avatar #115 to #114 - theshadowed (08/30/2014) [-]
Hes brilliant. And hes got such a range
Hes in Into the Loop and hes hilarious in that, and then look at him in the Musketeers.
Severely underestimated actor.
They've said they're writing him as a 'raging Billy Connoly'
DALEKS BACK TONIGHT
User avatar #116 to #115 - infernalinsolence (08/30/2014) [-]
oh god a raging Billy Connoly. Just what DW needed.
I've got church friends screaming about how the Vastra/Jenny kiss was inappropriatefor a children's sci fi show. SO WHAT? IT'S FANSERVICE FOR THE OLDER FANS WHO WERE SHIPPING THEM BEFORE THEY WERE EVEN ANNOUNCED CANON. jfc tbh.
And yes, oh god yes. I started working with an icon blog on Tumblr and it's great because I get all the Musketeers requests regardless of which musketeers tbh and it's great
AND YES DALEKS
User avatar #117 to #116 - theshadowed (08/30/2014) [-]
They're complaining about the kiss? what about that one matt smith episode where vastra showed off her extremely long tongue to jenny?
I seriously love the musketeers, its great
THo I couldn't see those weird super daleks in the trailer
User avatar #118 to #117 - infernalinsolence (08/30/2014) [-]
I know right. Idk I just noticed it and I was there like "you what? It's fanservice, and there is still a severe underrepresentation of LGBTQ in TV, even if we're aware they exist. Great."
User avatar #119 to #118 - theshadowed (08/30/2014) [-]
Definitely. And the BBC don't just force the relationship in our face or anything, which I know some people bitch about. Its just a couple. And they would be exactly the same if one of them was a man.
User avatar #120 to #119 - infernalinsolence (08/30/2014) [-]
Yeah
But when Vastra got all flustered because she was posing Jenny in underwear for no reason. That was great
User avatar #121 to #120 - theshadowed (08/30/2014) [-]
AND CAPALDI GOES FOR ******* GOLD
I love him.
'Wheres Ross (or whatever his name was)?'
Hes one the top if you want to pay your respects
User avatar #122 to #121 - infernalinsolence (08/31/2014) [-]
I love Capaldi so much tbh
User avatar #123 to #122 - theshadowed (08/31/2014) [-]
Its refreshing to have a serious face. I liked Matt and all but he was kind of a cbbc doctor. I feel like Capaldi and Moffat are starting a darker spin, which will be nice
User avatar #124 to #123 - infernalinsolence (08/31/2014) [-]
A friend from church was saying that Capaldi seems fairly similar to Bill Hartnell, a grumpy Doctor. Which I think we need.
He'd forgotten what he'd done in the Time War and the 50th anniversary served to remind him what he'd done again. People are commenting that 12 seems similar to 9 and I think that's probably why. He got a reminder.
User avatar #125 to #124 - theshadowed (08/31/2014) [-]
Yeh, being reminded that you committed the biggest genocide in the universe would kind of sober you up. And last nights episode served to remind us that the doctor is not perfect, but he a 2000 year old man with 2000 years of hatred bottled up inside him
User avatar #126 to #125 - infernalinsolence (08/31/2014) [-]
I don't think he really knows how old he is. It'd get kind of confusing when you can travel anywhere you like in time.
But yeah, I get you. I mean, 9 was told by a Dalek that he'd make a good Dalek, and he's been told the same thing again with his 12th face.
User avatar #108 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #109 to #108 - theshadowed (06/23/2014) [-]
Wow I kind of thought you forgot
User avatar #110 to #109 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
no, 7500 is just a ibig numer
User avatar #111 to #110 - theshadowed (06/23/2014) [-]
Hey, well nice of you to get round to me. You're definitely my favorite dictator now
User avatar #107 to #106 - theshadowed (06/22/2014) [-]
Thanks
#104 - minibeep (02/24/2014) [-]
no offence
but you are sheep
User avatar #105 to #104 - theshadowed (03/01/2014) [-]
lol why
User avatar #102 - schnizel (02/18/2014) [-]
Comment number 69
lel 69 get it its a sex pose get it get it
User avatar #103 to #102 - theshadowed (02/18/2014) [-]
ehehehehehehehehehehe

THo seriously interesting talk
User avatar #84 - infernalinsolence (12/25/2013) [-]
are you dead
i'm dead
User avatar #86 to #84 - theshadowed (12/25/2013) [-]
I know. I ******* know
Twas a good episode

omfg my house at the moment though. So in my lounge there is my younger sister and brother, and my pissed step-brother, 2 step-sisters, step-dad and mum who have been doing Karaoke for the past 2 hours. I don't think my ears will ever truly recover
User avatar #87 to #86 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2013) [-]
oh sweet jesus
i feel bad for you man

But yeah. The episode itself was **** imo. Too much going on, not enough explanation. Clara was a brat/twat/prat whatever you want, as usual. "OH DOCTOR WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LEAVE OH DOCTOR WHY"
i get like he was trying to save her, and **** , and he didn't say, because she'd object, but like. wow. shut up you twat. let me just take your wardrobe so you can die already **** off.
It was rescued by the last 10 minutes, though.
User avatar #88 to #87 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
I dunno. I liked the whole Doctor as a defender part, that was nice. i think the aliens should've started beating the **** out of each other as well though
User avatar #89 to #88 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2013) [-]
Would have been amusing
User avatar #90 to #89 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
Cybermen vs. Daleks Round 2
User avatar #91 to #90 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2013) [-]
Yeah man
xD
I'm waiting for this damned game to finish downloading I want to play iiiiit
User avatar #92 to #91 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
Which game?
User avatar #94 to #93 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
Did you manage to get L4d2 when it was free?
User avatar #96 to #95 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
Dude we'll have to play it sometime
User avatar #97 to #96 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2013) [-]
We should yeah
I'm still figuring **** out
I warn you though
I'm a cautious gamer
I get too immersed in games and treat it as though it's real life.
User avatar #98 to #97 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
Cautions good. Means I won't have to keep healing your sorry arse
I've played it before, and I always pick up some kind of melee weapon. So I am constantly accidentally pissing of witches, tanks, etc by running into them
User avatar #99 to #98 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2013) [-]
I've not played it. Heard about it though so I got excited when it was free.
Closest thing I've played to it's probably Hellgate.
User avatar #100 to #99 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
Its a good co-op game
User avatar #101 to #100 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2013) [-]
Idunno I've never played any co-op
User avatar #69 to #68 - theshadowed (11/20/2013) [-]
Danke shun
User avatar #70 to #69 - infernalinsolence (11/20/2013) [-]
Enjoy your feels, sweetcheeks.
User avatar #71 to #70 - theshadowed (11/20/2013) [-]
Awww, and it was going to be such a happy evening
User avatar #72 to #71 - infernalinsolence (11/20/2013) [-]
The Sherstrade is a Tumblr exclusive.
Shipping Out is also on You need to login to view this link
User avatar #73 to #72 - theshadowed (11/20/2013) [-]
Its good. Very good
User avatar #74 to #73 - infernalinsolence (11/20/2013) [-]
Spasiba.
User avatar #75 to #74 - theshadowed (11/20/2013) [-]
Gern geschehen
User avatar #76 to #75 - infernalinsolence (11/20/2013) [-]
Dude
I'm apparently going to be on tv
like woah
User avatar #77 to #76 - theshadowed (11/20/2013) [-]
wat. explain. now
User avatar #78 to #77 - infernalinsolence (11/21/2013) [-]
young carer's thaaaaang
charity gala bc the co-op raised money for us awyiss
User avatar #79 to #78 - theshadowed (11/21/2013) [-]
Like with your school, or a group of friends? Tell me when its on, and I'll cheer you on
User avatar #80 to #79 - infernalinsolence (11/21/2013) [-]
idk but the gala itself is on the 5th of December in Manchester
we're doing a lantern parade
BUT WE'RE NOT ALLOWED IN THE GALA ITSELF
WHICH IS KIND OF STRANGE BECAUSE LIKE
IT'S IN OUR HONOUR???
User avatar #81 to #80 - theshadowed (11/21/2013) [-]
Whos honour is this now. I am slightly confused. Like, just you, or you and friends, or some kind of group?
And wtf why don't they let you in the gala. Is it in school time or some **** ?
User avatar #82 to #81 - infernalinsolence (11/21/2013) [-]
It's in the evening as far as I know You need to login to view this link
But it's the young carer's group bc the charity the coop is supporting is the carer's trust
which yc is part of
User avatar #83 to #82 - theshadowed (11/21/2013) [-]
Oh. I didn't know what yc was. That looks cool. I found their website. Is it just online?
I almost got to be on itv around February. I was doing F1 in schools and at the first round I was talking to the itv guy about it and he asked for an interview with me but then i got called off for the presentation part and i didn't even start until a half hour later and then he had left. I'm still pissed off
User avatar #55 - infernalinsolence (10/30/2013) [-]
WE HAVE A DATE FOR SHERLOCK
THERE IS A UK DATE FOR SHERLOCK
User avatar #58 to #55 - theshadowed (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeh I am pretty ashamed I haven't watched Sherlock yet
User avatar #57 to #55 - theshadowed (10/30/2013) [-]
WHAT? WHEN? THIS HAS CONVINCED ME TO WATCH IT
On the other had I found this really website, just watched Man o' Steel and Kick Ass 2. **** Kick Ass 2 is a lot more depressing that its predecessor.
User avatar #59 to #57 - infernalinsolence (10/30/2013) [-]
29TH DECEMBER
THIS YEAR
User avatar #60 to #59 - theshadowed (10/30/2013) [-]
THATS GOOD. I AM PHYSCHED FOR A LOT OF THINGS. LIKE DA INQUISITION. BUT THATS NEXT ******* AUTUMN.

On the topic of games, I just got the Witcher 2 on steam. Its pretty good.
User avatar #61 to #60 - infernalinsolence (10/31/2013) [-]
DRACULA TONIGHT
User avatar #62 to #61 - theshadowed (10/31/2013) [-]
**** I'll record it. I'm actually socializing tonight
User avatar #63 to #62 - infernalinsolence (10/31/2013) [-]
I was socializing on Saturday last week
and probably will be this weekend too.
User avatar #64 to #63 - theshadowed (11/01/2013) [-]
I'd never actually been to a house party before. Fun ****
User avatar #66 to #64 - infernalinsolence (11/01/2013) [-]
also Dracula is a piece of **** don't watch it
User avatar #67 to #66 - theshadowed (11/01/2013) [-]
I just watched World War Z. Not as good as the book, but **** yeah, Wales and Capaldi
User avatar #53 - forkutensil (10/06/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
User avatar #54 to #53 - theshadowed (10/06/2013) [-]
Have I irritated you in some way? In that case, please hold. There are currently 1.234.908 people with a grudge in front of you. We appreciate your choice of disliking us, and your anger is important to us
User avatar #31 - ariusbrightwing (04/29/2013) [-]
Ohh "Darkness" and "shadows". Go hide, coward shade.
#27 - backinsack (12/04/2012) [-]
just wanted to say I've discovered this site recently and has good as the content is you guys are serious asshole's,
I've never seen such stupidy and people getting so upset about a 'repost'...its the ******* internet, do u seriously get upset after seeing something than once...anyway i wanted to join but once i saw how much of an asshole even ur kim jong...wow...the cooliest thing here is honostly the brony community that lead me here
User avatar #19 - cakefaceify (10/25/2012) [-]
The butthurt was very strong with that one.
User avatar #14 - martinapplejack (09/02/2012) [-]
Oh, I see you're British. I apologize if I've come across as being a bit if an ass. I thought I was arguing with an American (no offense to them, but I've found them to be the most unbearable group on the internet and have very little patience when talking to them)
PS Is that a dildo in the previous comment?
User avatar #15 to #14 - theshadowed (09/02/2012) [-]
Are you British as well? The Americans don't seem to know the definition of tolerance, I agree
User avatar #16 to #15 - martinapplejack (09/03/2012) [-]
It says so on my passport
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