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thesexnurd Avatar Level 173 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
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Gender: female
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: gamecube, nintendo ds, gameboy color
Video Games Played: soul calibur 2, pikmin, animal crossing, nazi zombies, time splitters, cooking mama, cake mania, dance dance revolution, paper mario, super mario 64, pokemon diamond, pokemon stadium
Interests: ohokay
Date Signed Up:3/10/2011
Last Login:8/28/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#36585
Highest Content Rank:#765
Highest Comment Rank:#17599
Content Thumbs: 7338 total,  8316 ,  978
Comment Thumbs: 102 total,  170 ,  272
Content Level Progress: 32% (32/100)
Level 173 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 174 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/1)
Level -201 Comment: developing wizard powers → Level -200 Comment: developing wizard powers
Content Views:265667
Times Content Favorited:465 times
Total Comments Made:156
FJ Points:7243
Favorite Tags: funny (9) | cat (3) | meme (3) | sad (3) | game (2) | i (2) | neat (2) | Phone (2) | silly (2)

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#9 - don't care brah, don't care, just sucks, I know it's not OC, b… 12/24/2012 on WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT?! -7
#7 - i uploaded this same post 14 hours ago, tharfore: REPOST, whic…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/24/2012 on WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT?! -25
#70 - joyguy (12/24/2012) [-]
#69 - Benmc (12/24/2012) [-]
Are you new to this site? Everyone on here has at least a basic understanding on content except for you and according to your profile, you've been here for more than a year. You need to stop claiming that people repost your shit when it's not even your shit. More than likely someone posted it before even you have. Stop being such a little slut and get over yourself. This is internet, no one cares about your petty online raging. If someone reposted YOUR OC (Original Content, As in made by YOU), then you may complain. Until then Shut the fuck up.
#68 - dengekisushi (12/24/2012) [-]
You reposted it too.
User avatar #66 - opjoopie (12/24/2012) [-]
=| I know, I commented on it.. Was it your OC tho, or did you steal it too?
User avatar #65 - elbrysobrony (12/24/2012) [-]
Uhh, no you didn't...
#26 - itsmypenis has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22 - samuraicrack (12/24/2012) [-]
You suck at commenting. I just went on your profile and you make a lot of stupid statements. You should probably think before you speak.
User avatar #27 - thesexnurd (12/24/2012) [-]
I hardly even really comment on content anymore, but thanks for stalking my comments to my friends, hope that was a worthwhile waste of time.
User avatar #33 - samuraicrack (12/24/2012) [-]
>hope that was a worthwhile waste of time
>sitting on FJ

All i had to do was go on your profile and see the see of red thumbs you get regularly. mainly from claiming someone stole your content when in reality you never created it and reposted it from another website.
#19 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
User avatar #23 - thesexnurd (12/24/2012) [-]
that's a good way to look at it
#8 - legithacker (12/24/2012) [-]
You fucking idiot.
User avatar #9 - thesexnurd (12/24/2012) [-]
don't care brah, don't care, just sucks, I know it's not OC, but dude, still no fun. Think what you want fj, but moop
#35 - Comment deleted 12/08/2012 on I Think I Just Fell In Love 0
#379 - he looks like he's wearing shorts, i'm not sure, but that woul…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2012 on Boys can play video games too. -7
#426 - Bohya (12/06/2012) [-]
#240 - ohgodyes 12/06/2012 on Boys can play video games too. -1
#705 - this seems relevant 11/24/2012 on Do It Now. +1
#8 - the rainbow behind him proves how manly he really is, to be ab… 11/18/2012 on overly manly snake +3
#342 - nostalgia 11/18/2012 on Yes... 0
#17326 - No problem, i just hope i would get the same feedback if i wer… 11/12/2012 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#17324 - i think that it depends on what you use these cartoons for. I …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2012 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +2
User avatar #17325 - differentone (11/12/2012) [-]
Hmm. That sounds pretty good actually.

Thank you, stranger.
User avatar #17326 - thesexnurd (11/12/2012) [-]
No problem, i just hope i would get the same feedback if i were to be posting :D
#103 - This sounds like something that could've happened on the peopl… 11/11/2012 on It's time to... -1
#179 - happens, and internet 11/10/2012 on Want. -17
#3 - Comment deleted 11/10/2012 on Caramel Apple Shots -4
#176 - sorry dude, i found it on my fb, but i posted the link anyway 11/10/2012 on Want. -2
#174 - that's funny cause i heard stealing is rude, and guess what? i… 11/10/2012 on Want. -6
#173 - oh i'm sure 11/10/2012 on Want. -5
#172 - DOUCHE!! RE-POSTED MY STUFF!!! THAT'S BULLCRAP! It's from…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/10/2012 on Want. -59
#212 - serotonin (11/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #210 - fizzor (11/10/2012) [-]
You're fucking retarded, you know that? People have already explained in the comments why is that.
#208 - seemerollin (11/10/2012) [-]
#206 - jitterz (11/10/2012) [-]
#202 - rawfulz (11/10/2012) [-]
I have never seen someone claim that someone stole their content, even though the time stamp shows he posted his first....

So, you're the DOUCHE that reposted his stuff.
#201 - dirtyhornets (11/10/2012) [-]
#189 - ManInKilt (11/10/2012) [-]
Simba's the funny you thought you had...
#183 - aerosol (11/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #187 - mjformj (11/10/2012) [-]
That looks exactly like Ken Cosgrove from Mad Men!
#178 - moofiefoof (11/10/2012) [-]
yea...nice try there bro...
User avatar #179 - thesexnurd (11/10/2012) [-]
happens, and internet
User avatar #177 - holycrapimacupcake (11/10/2012) [-]
Hey guess what. He posted this yesterday, you posted it just a few hours ago.
User avatar #175 - ahoybokchoy (11/10/2012) [-]
You submitted your content 8 hours ago...
I submitted mine 22 hours ago.
How is it possible for me to repost 'your' stuff?
User avatar #182 - BioLex (11/10/2012) [-]
I see two possible solutions here
You either have a time machine, saved his picture, went back in time and posted it before he did. Either that or he has a major degree on Intense Faggotry and I think it's most likely te second.
#196 - ahoybokchoy (11/10/2012) [-]
SHE'S just butthurt that I'm getting attention because I'm a girl too, and she's getting jack diddly. She pretty much said so herself in different comment.
#51377 - I love funnyjunk's terrible internet community, pretty legit 11/09/2012 on Social Board +1
#56 - I taught her, and she became my Gary Oak 11/09/2012 on Pokemon 0
#15 - Comment deleted 11/07/2012 on THE ROAD TO EL DORADO 0
#14 - I use this excuse all the time, lol 11/07/2012 on THE ROAD TO EL DORADO 0
#166 - that's more like the suburbs and outskirts of detroit, the act… 11/06/2012 on Punchline 0
#2 - should be put to dubstep, lol  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2012 on THE ROAD TO EL DORADO -6
#15 - thesexnurd Comment deleted by thesexnurd
User avatar #7 - theguywithnopants (11/07/2012) [-]
#8 - this chick is a total winner <3 02/28/2012 on FUNNYJUNK KAEK from the heart +1
#3 - thanks! we worked really hard to try and make it pretty good w… 02/28/2012 on FUNNYJUNK KAEK from the heart +1
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#1 - anotherunusableacc (10/24/2011) [-]
Hello there ^.^
User avatar #2 to #1 - thesexnurd (10/24/2011) [-]
heyo! what's crackin'?
#3 to #2 - anotherunusableacc (10/24/2011) [-]
I'm just trying to remember how we ended up being friends (don't kill me since I don't remember!)...
User avatar #4 to #3 - thesexnurd (10/24/2011) [-]
I have no exact reason, but i think it had to do with picture post, we might've started talking and you probably complimented me so i added you, and that is the story of our friendship :D
#5 to #4 - anotherunusableacc (10/24/2011) [-]
Ahh. Awesomeness!

Hmm... Since this was all started by a picture, do you want me to do any tonight? ^.^
User avatar #6 to #5 - thesexnurd (10/24/2011) [-]
I have no preferrence, i do not even know if i has seen a picture of you, it happens internet. If you would like to, sure, i'd be flattered. I just realized i should get an avatar picture for this site, xD
#7 to #6 - anotherunusableacc (10/24/2011) [-]
Lol, I should probably get an avatar, too, but I suck at choosing them (I have a ******** account, and I was extremely lucky to find one that I liked)
User avatar #10 to #7 - thesexnurd (10/24/2011) [-]
i don't do **** , lol, and if you're horny, use this **** , or if you like hentai, shoopdawhoop has some fun **** . and i really don't remember your piece, idk. we randomly were friends and it happens. i don't really know what to say after that
User avatar #8 to #7 - thesexnurd (10/24/2011) [-]
Ah, okay, and yeah, i don't have a lot of pics of myself on here, but i do have pictures of myself as a pony that i created, so yeah, xD
#9 to #8 - anotherunusableacc (10/24/2011) [-]
Obviously you didn't want it... sorry! I should have asked first... >.<
User avatar #11 to #10 - thesexnurd (10/24/2011) [-]
Yeah, i don't really like having a PENIS just chillin' on my profile, lol. Sorry i can't help you, good luck, you have plenty of interwebs to search on xD
#12 to #12 - anotherunusableacc (10/24/2011) [-]
It's cool... It's just your profile name and the assumptions I made and my male mind being stupid...
User avatar #13 to #13 - thesexnurd (10/24/2011) [-]
It's okay, i just am a nerd, like i know way too much about it, and it happens. Men think with their PENISes, it's whatevs, lol. I'd love to be able to be more horny today, but i honestly just started my aunt flo, and it sux. Dx
#14 to #14 - anotherunusableacc (10/24/2011) [-]
Okay... I would try to carry on a normal conversation, but both my heads can't seem to work at the same time...

I do have a question involving it, though... I want to know just how much an average girl does through insertion while playing with themselves to be satisfying. It's always been a question on my mind...
User avatar #15 to #15 - thesexnurd (10/24/2011) [-]
I don't understand, rephrase, and vaginal bleeding
#16 to #16 - anotherunusableacc (10/24/2011) [-]
Put very bluntly - while masturbating, how much insertion does a girl usually need to be satisfied (one finger, two fingers, a giant 10 foot stick, what?)

And I feel sorry for you having to be on a period. That's one of the things I'm very grateful for being a guy...
User avatar #17 to #17 - thesexnurd (10/24/2011) [-]
You definitely should be, and i do not know, i never used my fingers, i always used something, and it varies with the girls, all i know is girth is way better than just length. and yeah, i'm too sophisticated for my own hands, xD
#18 to #18 - anotherunusableacc (10/24/2011) [-]
It's just that I think it's pretty obvious what pleases a man, but it's kind of a mystery how much it would take to fill an average woman... :/
User avatar #19 to #19 - thesexnurd (10/24/2011) [-]
i'd say, 6 in and 1.5 thick, that's an average not too whore'd out lady maybe, or if she hadn't been playing too much with herself, it all really depends, and you gotta know how to use it, i'd assume
#20 to #20 - anotherunusableacc (10/24/2011) [-]
Ah... And just how important really is foreplay? (oral before and fingering and what not)

Tell me if I start asking too much!
User avatar #21 to #21 - thesexnurd (10/24/2011) [-]
You are asking someone who knows cold hard facts, i'd say that foreplay is significantly important unless the girl just wants to go at it, idk. I would say it is important.
#22 to #22 - anotherunusableacc (10/24/2011) [-]

Well thanks anyways ^.^
(I'd love to return the favor if you ever think of any kinds of questions)
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