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thesexnurd

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Gender: female
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: gamecube, nintendo ds, gameboy color
Video Games Played: soul calibur 2, pikmin, animal crossing, nazi zombies, time splitters, cooking mama, cake mania, dance dance revolution, paper mario, super mario 64, pokemon diamond, pokemon stadium
Interests: ohokay
Date Signed Up:3/10/2011
Last Login:12/17/2014
Location:AMURICA
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#83 - welp, it's a thing, and we roll with it. Where are you from if…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2014 on Kelvin master race 0
User avatar #84 - quotes (12/10/2014) [-]
im in michigan lived here my whole life
#82 - ah, yeah, i guess so, we handle it better than them, and noooo… 12/10/2014 on Kelvin master race 0
#80 - hmmmmm  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Kelvin master race 0
User avatar #81 - quotes (12/10/2014) [-]
from the people i met most michigan people dont shut up about the cold lol
User avatar #83 - thesexnurd (12/10/2014) [-]
welp, it's a thing, and we roll with it. Where are you from if it's not MI?
User avatar #84 - quotes (12/10/2014) [-]
im in michigan lived here my whole life
#78 - isn't that what the post explained...? I agreed, i am also fro…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Kelvin master race 0
User avatar #79 - Capit (12/10/2014) [-]
seemed to me like the post was saying that Michiganders cant handle the hot lol, which isn't really true since it gets pretty damn hot in the summer
User avatar #82 - thesexnurd (12/10/2014) [-]
ah, yeah, i guess so, we handle it better than them, and noooow i understand...xD
#76 - idk, i'd agree, but in 100 degrees it's way more hot when it's…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Kelvin master race 0
User avatar #77 - quotes (12/10/2014) [-]
oh cus Florida and California OCEAN side states have no humidity
but yea 100 its hot
michigan people complain about the cold and all my californian friends complain about the hot
User avatar #80 - thesexnurd (12/10/2014) [-]
hmmmmm
User avatar #81 - quotes (12/10/2014) [-]
from the people i met most michigan people dont shut up about the cold lol
User avatar #83 - thesexnurd (12/10/2014) [-]
welp, it's a thing, and we roll with it. Where are you from if it's not MI?
User avatar #84 - quotes (12/10/2014) [-]
im in michigan lived here my whole life
#39 - So I heard you like Manscaping... 11/29/2014 on God Shave the Queen 0
#35 - my username had to be spelled slightly differently cause someo… 11/17/2014 on thesexnurd's profile 0
#33 - definitely not hard, lol.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2014 on thesexnurd's profile 0
User avatar #34 - Umbranaught (11/14/2014) [-]
it's hard to find yours though. plus im bad at reddit :/
User avatar #35 - thesexnurd (11/17/2014) [-]
my username had to be spelled slightly differently cause someone already took my original one, but it's not hard just search for my slightly different spelled username in /r/gonewildaudio
#31 - so far, rule is, you gotta find them linkses yurself ;p  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2014 on thesexnurd's profile 0
User avatar #32 - Umbranaught (11/14/2014) [-]
as you wish milady
User avatar #33 - thesexnurd (11/14/2014) [-]
definitely not hard, lol.
User avatar #34 - Umbranaught (11/14/2014) [-]
it's hard to find yours though. plus im bad at reddit :/
User avatar #35 - thesexnurd (11/17/2014) [-]
my username had to be spelled slightly differently cause someone already took my original one, but it's not hard just search for my slightly different spelled username in /r/gonewildaudio
#29 - both  [+] (6 new replies) 11/11/2014 on thesexnurd's profile 0
User avatar #30 - Umbranaught (11/12/2014) [-]
Can has link plox?! :3
User avatar #31 - thesexnurd (11/14/2014) [-]
so far, rule is, you gotta find them linkses yurself ;p
User avatar #32 - Umbranaught (11/14/2014) [-]
as you wish milady
User avatar #33 - thesexnurd (11/14/2014) [-]
definitely not hard, lol.
User avatar #34 - Umbranaught (11/14/2014) [-]
it's hard to find yours though. plus im bad at reddit :/
User avatar #35 - thesexnurd (11/17/2014) [-]
my username had to be spelled slightly differently cause someone already took my original one, but it's not hard just search for my slightly different spelled username in /r/gonewildaudio
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User avatar #24 - Umbranaught (10/12/2014) [-]
hey sexnurd! long time no type.
User avatar #25 to #24 - thesexnurd (10/20/2014) [-]
Indeed! How've you been dearie? I've been living on reddit gone wild nowadays, xD
User avatar #26 to #25 - Umbranaught (11/11/2014) [-]
I've done and got myself dumped by my gf. so now i get to live alone yay also sadness yay. hows the reddit gone wild?
User avatar #27 to #26 - thesexnurd (11/11/2014) [-]
yikes, i've been single for about a year and 4 months now, but oh well. my edge of the reddit gonewild is absolutely beautious. I only deal in gone wild audio, you should check it out, it's a darling community! much more accepting than FJ **** ;P.
User avatar #28 to #27 - Umbranaught (11/11/2014) [-]
do you create the audio or just listen to it?
User avatar #29 to #28 - thesexnurd (11/11/2014) [-]
both
User avatar #30 to #29 - Umbranaught (11/12/2014) [-]
Can has link plox?! :3
User avatar #31 to #30 - thesexnurd (11/14/2014) [-]
so far, rule is, you gotta find them linkses yurself ;p
User avatar #32 to #31 - Umbranaught (11/14/2014) [-]
as you wish milady
User avatar #33 to #32 - thesexnurd (11/14/2014) [-]
definitely not hard, lol.
User avatar #34 to #33 - Umbranaught (11/14/2014) [-]
it's hard to find yours though. plus im bad at reddit :/
User avatar #35 to #34 - thesexnurd (11/17/2014) [-]
my username had to be spelled slightly differently cause someone already took my original one, but it's not hard just search for my slightly different spelled username in /r/gonewildaudio
#1 - anotherunusableacc (10/24/2011) [-]
Hello there ^.^
User avatar #2 to #1 - thesexnurd (10/24/2011) [-]
heyo! what's crackin'?
#3 to #2 - anotherunusableacc (10/24/2011) [-]
I'm just trying to remember how we ended up being friends (don't kill me since I don't remember!)...
User avatar #4 to #3 - thesexnurd (10/24/2011) [-]
I have no exact reason, but i think it had to do with picture post, we might've started talking and you probably complimented me so i added you, and that is the story of our friendship :D
#5 to #4 - anotherunusableacc (10/24/2011) [-]
Ahh. Awesomeness!

Hmm... Since this was all started by a picture, do you want me to do any tonight? ^.^
User avatar #6 to #5 - thesexnurd (10/24/2011) [-]
I have no preferrence, i do not even know if i has seen a picture of you, it happens internet. If you would like to, sure, i'd be flattered. I just realized i should get an avatar picture for this site, xD
#7 to #6 - anotherunusableacc (10/24/2011) [-]
Lol, I should probably get an avatar, too, but I suck at choosing them (I have a ******** account, and I was extremely lucky to find one that I liked)
User avatar #10 to #7 - thesexnurd (10/24/2011) [-]
i don't do **** , lol, and if you're horny, use this **** , or if you like hentai, shoopdawhoop has some fun **** . and i really don't remember your piece, idk. we randomly were friends and it happens. i don't really know what to say after that
User avatar #8 to #7 - thesexnurd (10/24/2011) [-]
Ah, okay, and yeah, i don't have a lot of pics of myself on here, but i do have pictures of myself as a pony that i created, so yeah, xD
#9 to #8 - anotherunusableacc (10/24/2011) [-]
Obviously you didn't want it... sorry! I should have asked first... >.<
User avatar #11 to #10 - thesexnurd (10/24/2011) [-]
Yeah, i don't really like having a PENIS just chillin' on my profile, lol. Sorry i can't help you, good luck, you have plenty of interwebs to search on xD
#12 to #12 - anotherunusableacc (10/24/2011) [-]
It's cool... It's just your profile name and the assumptions I made and my male mind being stupid...
User avatar #13 to #13 - thesexnurd (10/24/2011) [-]
It's okay, i just am a nerd, like i know way too much about it, and it happens. Men think with their PENISes, it's whatevs, lol. I'd love to be able to be more horny today, but i honestly just started my aunt flo, and it sux. Dx
#14 to #14 - anotherunusableacc (10/24/2011) [-]
Okay... I would try to carry on a normal conversation, but both my heads can't seem to work at the same time...

I do have a question involving it, though... I want to know just how much an average girl does through insertion while playing with themselves to be satisfying. It's always been a question on my mind...
User avatar #15 to #15 - thesexnurd (10/24/2011) [-]
I don't understand, rephrase, and vaginal bleeding
#16 to #16 - anotherunusableacc (10/24/2011) [-]
Put very bluntly - while masturbating, how much insertion does a girl usually need to be satisfied (one finger, two fingers, a giant 10 foot stick, what?)

And I feel sorry for you having to be on a period. That's one of the things I'm very grateful for being a guy...
User avatar #17 to #17 - thesexnurd (10/24/2011) [-]
You definitely should be, and i do not know, i never used my fingers, i always used something, and it varies with the girls, all i know is girth is way better than just length. and yeah, i'm too sophisticated for my own hands, xD
#18 to #18 - anotherunusableacc (10/24/2011) [-]
Okay...
It's just that I think it's pretty obvious what pleases a man, but it's kind of a mystery how much it would take to fill an average woman... :/
User avatar #19 to #19 - thesexnurd (10/24/2011) [-]
i'd say, 6 in and 1.5 thick, that's an average not too whore'd out lady maybe, or if she hadn't been playing too much with herself, it all really depends, and you gotta know how to use it, i'd assume
#20 to #20 - anotherunusableacc (10/24/2011) [-]
Ah... And just how important really is foreplay? (oral before and fingering and what not)


Tell me if I start asking too much!
User avatar #21 to #21 - thesexnurd (10/24/2011) [-]
You are asking someone who knows cold hard facts, i'd say that foreplay is significantly important unless the girl just wants to go at it, idk. I would say it is important.
#22 to #22 - anotherunusableacc (10/24/2011) [-]
xD

Well thanks anyways ^.^
(I'd love to return the favor if you ever think of any kinds of questions)
 
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