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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:7/19/2009
Location:Gotham City
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#62 - Honey im home 11/18/2012 on The real cost of war. +7
#121 - no, i have something called xpat sheild (i think thats it) for…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2012 on Dammit, USA +1
User avatar #124 - ortonja (09/02/2012) [-]
That makes sense. Thanks for the answer!
#2 - i agree what is the deal with the cookies? 08/02/2012 on Cookies 0
#42 - oh shi... 07/31/2012 on HOLY FUCK +2
#26 - Dude not cool, you always give Batman at least a chance to sho… 07/22/2012 on Paging Doctor Batman +6
#53 - jeez that deadpool must have seen every camera at comic con  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2012 on Let me love you! 0
#55 - snipesalot (07/22/2012) [-]
He did alot of awesome things, and I think his friend filmed him.
#3 - After seeing How I met your mother, I think he would do fine. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2012 on What if.... +2
#5 - notthedoctor (07/19/2012) [-]
#1 - Let the pokerap begin! 07/14/2012 on pokemon 0
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2012 on Amerian tardis 0
#2 - omwtfbbq Comment deleted by theriddler
#135 - Im a volunteer firefighter in my local community, had a car wr… 07/03/2012 on Texting and Driving. +6
#25 - alternatively  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2012 on spiders +3
#26 - blueeyedpunk (07/02/2012) [-]
#22 - man-spider  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2012 on spiders +9
#28 - epicemodude (07/02/2012) [-]
Manspider!
User avatar #24 - blueeyedpunk (07/02/2012) [-]
^ he got it
#25 - theriddler (07/02/2012) [-]
alternatively
#26 - blueeyedpunk (07/02/2012) [-]
#8 - you...ARE NOT...the MOMMY 06/30/2012 on Meep +2
#1 - Picture 06/30/2012 on Inner Demons 0
#36 - for what you get for just 8 bucks you cant beat it. got a grea…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2012 on WTF is that Rose? 0
User avatar #37 - cantbackdown (06/30/2012) [-]
yeah, idk i might get it
#606 - ah that was my second guess ha, they look very similar here 06/29/2012 on RUN NOW 0
#597 - is that dr cox?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2012 on RUN NOW 0
#598 - timidotter (06/29/2012) [-]
thats 'wierd' al from the movie uhf
User avatar #606 - theriddler (06/29/2012) [-]
ah that was my second guess ha, they look very similar here
#34 - netflix  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2012 on WTF is that Rose? 0
User avatar #35 - cantbackdown (06/30/2012) [-]
yeah, ive been told netflix before. but i dont have netflix thats the problem
User avatar #36 - theriddler (06/30/2012) [-]
for what you get for just 8 bucks you cant beat it. got a great selection of tv shows
User avatar #37 - cantbackdown (06/30/2012) [-]
yeah, idk i might get it
#15 - I think she ate the time vortex  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2012 on WTF is that Rose? +17
#22 - tacosmells (06/29/2012) [-]
made me lol
#1 - does this picture type have a name? 06/27/2012 on I want a big poster of this! 0
#6 - YAY Spoilers!!!! 06/04/2012 on Question on posting spoilers 0
#132 - the one on the left 06/03/2012 on That WWI Feel 0
#112 - is that christian bale?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2012 on That WWI Feel -4
User avatar #114 - DrBobsPatient (06/02/2012) [-]
you're so off i can't even tell which one you're trying to match...
User avatar #132 - theriddler (06/03/2012) [-]
the one on the left
#220 - dildos from hell!!! 06/01/2012 on This Doesn't Need a Title 0
#38 - and is also wired into the security phone 05/28/2012 on Phones 0

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User avatar #150 - Dejuan (10/15/2010) [-]
STFU IMA TROLL
User avatar #149 - Dejuan (10/15/2010) [-]
STFU IMA TROLL
User avatar #148 - Dejuan (10/15/2010) [-]
STFU IMA TROLL
User avatar #147 - Dejuan (10/15/2010) [-]
STFU IMA TROLL
User avatar #146 - Dejuan (10/15/2010) [-]
STFU IMA TROLL
User avatar #144 - Xyency (05/08/2010) [-]
Riddler i have a riddle for you.


what goes up a hill with 4 legs , travels across with 2 legs and comes down with 3 legs ?
User avatar #145 to #163 - longhjac (05/11/2010) [-]
man
#131 - rmcf (04/04/2010) [-]
Hey riddler,

How can you stop water from coming in your house?
User avatar #132 to #150 - theriddler (04/04/2010) [-]
stop paying the water bill
#133 to #151 - rmcf (04/04/2010) [-]
DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have another one. What has momentum and moves through a vacuum but has no mass?
User avatar #134 to #152 - theriddler (04/04/2010) [-]
ill have to go with light
#135 to #153 - rmcf (04/04/2010) [-]
You are correct. Another answer is a photon, because a photon is a light particle.

If you took physics, then this would be relatively easy for you, but..........

WHY CAN'T I BEAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
#136 to #154 - rmcf (04/04/2010) [-]
I have two more:
1.What work can a painter never quite finish?
2.Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people?
User avatar #137 to #155 - theriddler (04/04/2010) [-]
1. his autobiography
2. because she was a hurricane
#138 to #156 - rmcf (04/05/2010) [-]
CORRECT!!!!!!!
If you answer this one correctly, I'll leave you alone.

Complete this sequence of letters: o, t, t, f, f, s, s, _, _,

Either you are a mastermind or, sadly, use the internet.
User avatar #139 to #157 - theriddler (04/05/2010) [-]
e,n or to spell it out for others: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine
#140 to #158 - rmcf (04/05/2010) [-]
My goodness, what are you?! You've answered all of my riddles without making a single mistake. I will now leave you alone, and wonder about your superb intelligence(if you do use it). I now grant you the name of master riddler.
#141 to #159 - rmcf (04/05/2010) [-]
Read backwards: retaehc
User avatar #142 to #160 - theriddler (04/05/2010) [-]
read backwards: uoy esohc ot ssem htiw eht relddir os tnod eb a elttil nctib touba ti
#143 to #161 - rmcf (04/06/2010) [-]
I won't then.

*runs away scared*
User avatar #119 - RealJoker (02/03/2010) [-]
I like the new profile pic, you should try to find a gif like me and Harley have.
User avatar #120 to #138 - theriddler (02/03/2010) [-]
i tried but all i could find was a stupid one of me walking, i found some vids that i would like to turn into a gif but i do not know how to do it. :(
User avatar #113 - cuboner (01/30/2010) [-]
not cool man, not cool haha
User avatar #114 to #132 - theriddler (01/30/2010) [-]
go cry to yo momma, oh wait...
User avatar #115 to #133 - cuboner (01/30/2010) [-]
exactly!!!!!!!
#108 - warrior (01/29/2010) [-]
riddler! funny junk users are being attacked by anons using thumbs down on every comment. ya know how to solve the situation
User avatar #109 to #125 - theriddler (01/29/2010) [-]
RIDDLER SMASH!!
#110 to #126 - warrior (01/29/2010) [-]
every picture i go to there is alout of thumbs down in comments and its getting out of control, oh and congratulations on making to top ten
User avatar #111 to #127 - theriddler (01/29/2010) [-]
thank you thank you, been trying to get myself back in the top ten. but anywho what is your plan
#91 - anonymous (01/26/2010) [-]
wich candle burns longer a blue candle or a green candle?
User avatar #92 to #108 - theriddler (01/26/2010) [-]
neither
User avatar #65 - GhostFace ONLINE (01/23/2010) [-]
Anyways..... You're still in arkham asylum?
User avatar #66 to #77 - theriddler (01/23/2010) [-]
yea but me and freeze are working on a plan...
User avatar #67 to #78 - GhostFace ONLINE (01/23/2010) [-]
You Might want to hurry. They're tearing down that italian place you like.
User avatar #68 to #79 - theriddler (01/23/2010) [-]
NOOOO!!!! Me and freeze shall have to accelerate our plans... *yells through bars* freeze! operation fuzzy woolie bear is a go, begin phase one!
User avatar #69 to #80 - GhostFace ONLINE (01/23/2010) [-]
O_O
User avatar #70 to #81 - theriddler (01/23/2010) [-]
phase 1 complete freeze was able to get his gun and break though the doors by freezing them, now we got to get to the caves....
#58 - warrior (01/22/2010) [-]
riddler, i have a riddle for you
what gets wetter as it dries
User avatar #96 to #70 - theriddler (01/26/2010) [-]
*oof* haha *hits Banes venom button* Bane kill him!
#97 to #113 - warrior (01/26/2010) [-]
"warrior gets bazooka and aims at bane" hasta la vista,......ugly "shoots at bane and kills him"
User avatar #98 to #114 - theriddler (01/26/2010) [-]
*While smoke clears* we'll meet again warrior hahahaha *disappears into the darkness of Gotham*
#99 to #115 - warrior (01/26/2010) [-]
i'll catch you next time riddler, this i promise
User avatar #59 to #70 - theriddler (01/23/2010) [-]
a towel
#61 to #71 - warrior (01/23/2010) [-]
alrigth now a tougth one, What is broken every time it's spoken?
User avatar #62 to #73 - theriddler (01/23/2010) [-]
silence
#71 to #74 - warrior (01/24/2010) [-]
not bad heres another
Mom and Dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?
User avatar #72 to #83 - theriddler (01/24/2010) [-]
seven
#73 to #84 - warrior (01/24/2010) [-]
What stinks when living and smells good when dead?
User avatar #74 to #85 - theriddler (01/24/2010) [-]
a pig
#75 to #86 - warrior (01/24/2010) [-]
How many letters are in the alphabet?
User avatar #77 to #87 - theriddler (01/24/2010) [-]
eleven for 'the alphabet'
eight for 'alphabet'
twenty six for the alphabet

take your pick
#79 to #91 - warrior (01/24/2010) [-]
the first one was rigth

If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?
User avatar #80 to #93 - theriddler (01/24/2010) [-]
one
#81 to #94 - warrior (01/24/2010) [-]
What question can you never answer yes to.
User avatar #82 to #95 - theriddler (01/24/2010) [-]
tricky one but ill go with are you sleeping
#83 to #96 - warrior (01/24/2010) [-]
WHY CANT I BEAT YOU!!!!!
User avatar #84 to #97 - theriddler (01/24/2010) [-]
your a warrior, your meant to fight. im the riddler im meant to think
#89 to #98 - warrior (01/25/2010) [-]
you migth have beaten me in a battle of wits but will not lose , i challange you to figth me
User avatar #90 to #106 - theriddler (01/25/2010) [-]
heh heh, you should know better than that "Oh BANE!"
#93 to #107 - warrior (01/26/2010) [-]
calling for help thats not fair, "oh batman"
User avatar #94 to #110 - theriddler (01/26/2010) [-]
Does the great Warrior need Bats to do his fighting for him?
#95 to #111 - warrior (01/26/2010) [-]
no, i could do this by myself (warrior punches the riddler)
#85 to #98 - anonymous (01/24/2010) [-]
someone screen cap this to make it to the top of funnyjunk
User avatar #49 - GhostFace ONLINE (01/20/2010) [-]
Woah. You may not know this, but I'm your nephew.
User avatar #50 to #61 - theriddler (01/20/2010) [-]
really? are you the one that went missing in the congo while me and bats went hunting crack down to buy mexican hookers and coca cola?
User avatar #51 to #62 - GhostFace ONLINE (01/21/2010) [-]
Yep. Good old being able to talk to animals saved me from that jungle.
#52 to #63 - chrispbacon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #53 to #64 - theriddler (01/21/2010) [-]
WE SWORE NEVER TO SPEAK OF IT!!!
#57 to #65 - chrispbacon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #60 to #69 - GhostFace ONLINE (01/23/2010) [-]
WHAT?! TELL ME!
User avatar #63 to #72 - theriddler (01/23/2010) [-]
chrisp you tell him, it still haunts me
User avatar #64 to #75 - GhostFace ONLINE (01/23/2010) [-]
I've been searching for 15 years for him, man. TELL ME!
User avatar #100 to #76 - EGF **User deleted account** (01/27/2010) [-]
i amm him. sun,
User avatar #101 to #117 - GhostFace ONLINE (01/27/2010) [-]
Oh dear God.....
User avatar #102 to #118 - theriddler (01/27/2010) [-]
Yes, EGF (aka EFG) is your father. Why do you think they chose you to be the killer in the movie 'scary movie'... im sorry you had to find out this way
User avatar #103 to #119 - GhostFace ONLINE (01/28/2010) [-]
Then how did I get that scream movie deal? Is this some kind of intervention again?
User avatar #106 to #120 - theriddler (01/28/2010) [-]
That wasnt you... that was your twin brother frank. You were in the hospital at the time suffering from gingivitis, a mild toe ache, and hallucinations.
User avatar #105 to #120 - theriddler (01/28/2010) [-]
That wasnt you... that was your twin brother frank. You were in the hospital at the time suffering from gingivitis, a mild toe ache, and hallucinations.
User avatar #104 to #120 - theriddler (01/28/2010) [-]
That wasnt you... that was your twin brother frank. You were in the hospital at the time suffering from gingivitis, a mild toe ache, and hallucinations.
User avatar #107 to #121 - GhostFace ONLINE (01/28/2010) [-]
But little did you know that I am frank! This is all a set up for my identical twin brother Dave! Mwahahahaha!!!
#39 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (01/09/2010) [-]
*gets out crayon launcher*
it's time to assassinate you, you chocolate milk stealing son of a bitch
User avatar #41 to #51 - theriddler (01/09/2010) [-]
before you shoot have a glass of chocolate milk
#42 to #53 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (01/10/2010) [-]
O THX!
*drinks the chocolate milk*
User avatar #43 to #54 - theriddler (01/10/2010) [-]
did you enjoy it?
#44 to #55 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (01/10/2010) [-]
it was quite delicious.
User avatar #45 to #56 - theriddler (01/11/2010) [-]
well thats good because i got joker to give me some of his joker juice and i mixed it with your drink. you should be feeling the effects bye now. uncontrollable laughter, muscles in your face contract into a grin, pale skin, etc. their is no known cure for it and you will eventually you will die from it muahahahahahahahaha
User avatar #54 to #57 - sourkid (01/21/2010) [-]
you still owe me 20 bucks for the joker juice
User avatar #55 to #66 - theriddler (01/21/2010) [-]
it didnt kill him so ill give you 15
User avatar #56 to #67 - sourkid (01/21/2010) [-]
good enough
User avatar #116 to #68 - RealJoker (02/01/2010) [-]
Who is this imposter?
User avatar #117 to #135 - thejokerhahaha (02/01/2010) [-]
Yes who is this imposter?
User avatar #118 to #136 - RealJoker (02/01/2010) [-]
Now just what the hell is going on in here? I am the Real Joker. I have been here the longest.
#46 to #57 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (01/11/2010) [-]
LOL
^not intended^
User avatar #47 to #58 - theriddler (01/11/2010) [-]
how ya feeling squiggs
#48 to #59 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (01/11/2010) [-]
very..
squiggly..
User avatar #40 to #51 - HarleyQuinn (01/09/2010) [-]
I think he's serious.
User avatar #36 - RealJoker (11/26/2009) [-]
Joke Joke Joke Joker face. Joke Joke Joker face. Hello Riddler, it seems that everyone has a riddle for you, but no jokes for meeeeeeee. HA HA HA!
User avatar #37 to #48 - theriddler (11/26/2009) [-]
Awe I'm sorry just keep that smile on your face man maybe they will
User avatar #34 - girguy (11/25/2009) [-]
Why so many egg pics all of a sudden?
User avatar #35 to #46 - theriddler (11/25/2009) [-]
i loaded like 3 pics of eggs and only one has got popular. i fail to see a problem
User avatar #33 - HarleyQuinn (11/22/2009) [-]
Well I think the only reason people talk about the Joker is perhaps out of fear. And he's a colorful character and tells funny jokes and a raging homicidal maniac.
User avatar #28 - jinglejangles (11/20/2009) [-]
Burn all the houses down, killl the dogs, walk away in slow motion while smoking the man's cigarettes as the houses explode dramatically behind you. Problem solved. Who cares who owns the ******* fish.
User avatar #29 to #37 - theriddler (11/21/2009) [-]
I like that answer
User avatar #25 - nightmarepikachu (11/19/2009) [-]
they kill him alot, he's not kenny. who is he?
User avatar #26 to #32 - theriddler (11/20/2009) [-]
a villain, because no matter what the hero does, the villain somehow manages to survive
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