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#38 - and is also wired into the security phone  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Phones 0
User avatar #42 - fuckingnoob (8 hours ago) [-]
more than likely the security phone is wired into the normal phone but with a direct 911 or guards number.
#20 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2012 on Heart? +4
#27 - dryicevii (05/26/2012) [-]
Related?
#21 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2012 on Only letters, numbers and... +5
#27 - anonymous (05/26/2012) [-]
The fuck is that?
User avatar #33 - beansandfeet (05/26/2012) [-]
The silence. It's from Doctor Who.
#18 - So did anybody else wonder what was up with his eye? It kinda …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2012 on Poor Nick :( 0
#19 - rbierl (05/26/2012) [-]
its not that but fury whas shot in the eye in world war ttwo. he ended up getting tested for a cybernetic that was top secret and it failed. that explians the tech marks and why he has the eye path. tales from a comic book guy
#141 - Downing has a suit of armor that he wears in some scenes but d…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2012 on EXPLAINED +7
User avatar #144 - SiegK (05/24/2012) [-]
True and he did wear the top a few times in Iron Man 2, but not very often. I have also yet to see a picture of a full bottom piece from the Avengers on-set.
#205 - is that pandemic 3? where can I find this!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2012 on OB's Story pt 1 +1
User avatar #246 - postalduckling (05/21/2012) [-]
Pandemic 2.5

As far as I know its only on the iPod for $0.99
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#110 - Did somebody say bad wolf?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2012 on How Not to Pick up Women +8
#115 - grogovic (05/05/2012) [-]
AWWWW YEEAAAHH!
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User avatar #171 - truedevilslicer (10/15/2010) [-]
one more

Today he is there to trip you up and he will torture you tomorrow. Yet he is also there to ease the pain, when you are lost in grief and sorrow.
User avatar #173 to #171 - theriddler (10/16/2010) [-]
almost got me here, but I believe Brad Paisley had a song about it: Alcohol
User avatar #174 to #173 - truedevilslicer (10/16/2010) [-]
that's impressive, i honestly thought you wouldn't get that one.

Let's see if you can answer this one

I am two-faced but bear only one, I have no legs but travel widely. Men spill much blood over me, kings leave there imprint on me. I have greatest power when given away, yet lust for me keeps me locked away. What am I?
#175 to #174 - theriddler (10/17/2010) [-]
this is the last one ill answer, the answer is a coin
User avatar #176 to #175 - truedevilslicer (10/17/2010) [-]
it would seem you truly cannot be bested.
User avatar #170 - truedevilslicer (10/15/2010) [-]
i'm not sure if you still check this anymore, but i have a few riddles for you.

I've decided to challenge you and see if you are really worthy of your title.

Now i'll give you an easy one first.

What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space; the beginning of every end, and the end of every race?

get back to me when you know the answer
User avatar #169 - Dejuan (10/15/2010) [-]
STFU IMA TROLL
User avatar #168 - Dejuan (10/15/2010) [-]
STFU IMA TROLL
User avatar #167 - Dejuan (10/15/2010) [-]
STFU IMA TROLL
User avatar #166 - Dejuan (10/15/2010) [-]
STFU IMA TROLL
User avatar #165 - Dejuan (10/15/2010) [-]
STFU IMA TROLL
User avatar #163 - Xyency (05/08/2010) [-]
Riddler i have a riddle for you.


what goes up a hill with 4 legs , travels across with 2 legs and comes down with 3 legs ?
User avatar #164 to #163 - longhjac (05/11/2010) [-]
man
#150 - rmcf (04/04/2010) [-]
Hey riddler,

How can you stop water from coming in your house?
User avatar #151 to #150 - theriddler (04/04/2010) [-]
stop paying the water bill
#152 to #151 - rmcf (04/04/2010) [-]
DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have another one. What has momentum and moves through a vacuum but has no mass?
User avatar #153 to #152 - theriddler (04/04/2010) [-]
ill have to go with light
#154 to #153 - rmcf (04/04/2010) [-]
You are correct. Another answer is a photon, because a photon is a light particle.

If you took physics, then this would be relatively easy for you, but..........

WHY CAN'T I BEAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
#155 to #154 - rmcf (04/04/2010) [-]
I have two more:
1.What work can a painter never quite finish?
2.Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people?
User avatar #156 to #155 - theriddler (04/04/2010) [-]
1. his autobiography
2. because she was a hurricane
#157 to #156 - rmcf (04/05/2010) [-]
CORRECT!!!!!!!
If you answer this one correctly, I'll leave you alone.

Complete this sequence of letters: o, t, t, f, f, s, s, _, _,

Either you are a mastermind or, sadly, use the internet.
User avatar #158 to #157 - theriddler (04/05/2010) [-]
e,n or to spell it out for others: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine
#159 to #158 - rmcf (04/05/2010) [-]
My goodness, what are you?! You've answered all of my riddles without making a single mistake. I will now leave you alone, and wonder about your superb intelligence(if you do use it). I now grant you the name of master riddler.
#160 to #159 - rmcf (04/05/2010) [-]
Read backwards: retaehc
User avatar #161 to #160 - theriddler (04/05/2010) [-]
read backwards: uoy esohc ot ssem htiw eht relddir os tnod eb a elttil nctib touba ti
#162 to #161 - rmcf (04/06/2010) [-]
I won't then.

*runs away scared*
User avatar #144 - truedevilslicer (03/25/2010) [-]
Theriddler, I would like to inform you that i will be typing the Pikachu story up and submitting it to my school's writing contest along with a picture with the "Dat Ass" face, and a Guy Fawkes mask. I thank you for posting it on FJ even though it has ruined a once great part of my childhood.
User avatar #145 to #144 - theriddler (03/25/2010) [-]
pics or it didnt happen lol
User avatar #146 to #145 - truedevilslicer (03/26/2010) [-]
It's going to take a while. I could only get the first 3 lines typed up yesterday before i started cringing. Hopefully i will have the pics up by April 10th. If they are not uploaded by then, my friend has stopped me. He's one on the judges for this and if he hears it, he's going to shout NO!
User avatar #147 to #146 - theriddler (03/27/2010) [-]
submit it anyway lol
User avatar #148 to #147 - truedevilslicer (03/27/2010) [-]
I'm going to submit it whether he screams no or not.
User avatar #149 to #148 - theriddler (03/27/2010) [-]
very good, come mini me we shall retreat to our secret lair to await the results
User avatar #140 - Epik Phail (02/07/2010) [-]
Well well, you seem to be pretty good at Riddles. I have one for you, lets see how good you really are!

There is a woman, we will call her Mary. Mary's father dies unexpectedly one day. Mary goes to her fathers funeral and at the funeral she meets a man. She dosen't know this man nor has she had any prior meetings with him. At the funeral, Mary and this man hit it off really well. She thinks shes fallen in love with him. After the funeral when she gets home, she realizes she forgets to get his phone number. She dosen't see the man again for two weeks and has had no contact with him. At the end of the two weeks, Mary kills her sister. Why does mary kill her sister?
User avatar #141 to #140 - theriddler (02/07/2010) [-]
so the guy will come to her sisters funeral and she can get his number
User avatar #142 to #141 - Epik Phail (02/08/2010) [-]
Touche my friend, Touche...
User avatar #143 to #142 - RealJoker (02/10/2010) [-]
No love for her own sister.
User avatar #138 - RealJoker (02/03/2010) [-]
I like the new profile pic, you should try to find a gif like me and Harley have.
User avatar #139 to #138 - theriddler (02/03/2010) [-]
i tried but all i could find was a stupid one of me walking, i found some vids that i would like to turn into a gif but i do not know how to do it. :(
User avatar #132 - cuboner (01/30/2010) [-]
not cool man, not cool haha
User avatar #133 to #132 - theriddler (01/30/2010) [-]
go cry to yo momma, oh wait...
User avatar #134 to #133 - cuboner (01/30/2010) [-]
exactly!!!!!!!
#125 - warrior (01/29/2010) [-]
riddler! funny junk users are being attacked by anons using thumbs down on every comment. ya know how to solve the situation
User avatar #126 to #125 - theriddler (01/29/2010) [-]
RIDDLER SMASH!!
#127 to #126 - warrior (01/29/2010) [-]
every picture i go to there is alout of thumbs down in comments and its getting out of control, oh and congratulations on making to top ten
User avatar #128 to #127 - theriddler (01/29/2010) [-]
thank you thank you, been trying to get myself back in the top ten. but anywho what is your plan
#129 to #128 - warrior (01/29/2010) [-]
have every funny junk user either agree to the anons plans to let them vote or rally together to ask admin to get rid of their comment rigths, i was hoping with your popularity you could be the one who tells everyone what to do
User avatar #130 to #129 - theriddler (01/29/2010) [-]
you would be better off with one of the others in the top ten. the admin doesnt like me and wont listen to my suggestions. but ill try i guess
#131 to #130 - warrior (01/29/2010) [-]
alrigth, we have to do what we can to save fj
#108 - anonymous (01/26/2010) [-]
wich candle burns longer a blue candle or a green candle?
User avatar #109 to #108 - theriddler (01/26/2010) [-]
neither
User avatar #77 - GhostFace (01/23/2010) [-]
Anyways..... You're still in arkham asylum?
User avatar #78 to #77 - theriddler (01/23/2010) [-]
yea but me and freeze are working on a plan...
User avatar #79 to #78 - GhostFace (01/23/2010) [-]
You Might want to hurry. They're tearing down that italian place you like.
User avatar #80 to #79 - theriddler (01/23/2010) [-]
NOOOO!!!! Me and freeze shall have to accelerate our plans... *yells through bars* freeze! operation fuzzy woolie bear is a go, begin phase one!
User avatar #81 to #80 - GhostFace (01/23/2010) [-]
O_O
User avatar #82 to #81 - theriddler (01/23/2010) [-]
phase 1 complete freeze was able to get his gun and break though the doors by freezing them, now we got to get to the caves....
#70 - warrior (01/22/2010) [-]
riddler, i have a riddle for you
what gets wetter as it dries
User avatar #113 to #70 - theriddler (01/26/2010) [-]
*oof* haha *hits Banes venom button* Bane kill him!
#114 to #113 - warrior (01/26/2010) [-]
"warrior gets bazooka and aims at bane" hasta la vista,......ugly "shoots at bane and kills him"
User avatar #115 to #114 - theriddler (01/26/2010) [-]
*While smoke clears* we'll meet again warrior hahahaha *disappears into the darkness of Gotham*
#116 to #115 - warrior (01/26/2010) [-]
i'll catch you next time riddler, this i promise
User avatar #71 to #70 - theriddler (01/23/2010) [-]
a towel
#73 to #71 - warrior (01/23/2010) [-]
alrigth now a tougth one, What is broken every time it's spoken?
User avatar #74 to #73 - theriddler (01/23/2010) [-]
silence
#83 to #74 - warrior (01/24/2010) [-]
not bad heres another
Mom and Dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?
User avatar #84 to #83 - theriddler (01/24/2010) [-]
seven
#85 to #84 - warrior (01/24/2010) [-]
What stinks when living and smells good when dead?
User avatar #86 to #85 - theriddler (01/24/2010) [-]
a pig
#87 to #86 - warrior (01/24/2010) [-]
How many letters are in the alphabet?
User avatar #91 to #87 - theriddler (01/24/2010) [-]
eleven for 'the alphabet'
eight for 'alphabet'
twenty six for the alphabet

take your pick
#93 to #91 - warrior (01/24/2010) [-]
the first one was rigth

If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?
User avatar #94 to #93 - theriddler (01/24/2010) [-]
one
#95 to #94 - warrior (01/24/2010) [-]
What question can you never answer yes to.
User avatar #96 to #95 - theriddler (01/24/2010) [-]
tricky one but ill go with are you sleeping
#97 to #96 - warrior (01/24/2010) [-]
WHY CANT I BEAT YOU!!!!!
User avatar #98 to #97 - theriddler (01/24/2010) [-]
your a warrior, your meant to fight. im the riddler im meant to think
#106 to #98 - warrior (01/25/2010) [-]
you migth have beaten me in a battle of wits but will not lose , i challange you to figth me
User avatar #107 to #106 - theriddler (01/25/2010) [-]
heh heh, you should know better than that "Oh BANE!"
#110 to #107 - warrior (01/26/2010) [-]
calling for help thats not fair, "oh batman"
User avatar #111 to #110 - theriddler (01/26/2010) [-]
Does the great Warrior need Bats to do his fighting for him?
#112 to #111 - warrior (01/26/2010) [-]
no, i could do this by myself (warrior punches the riddler)
#99 to #98 - anonymous (01/24/2010) [-]
someone screen cap this to make it to the top of funnyjunk
User avatar #61 - GhostFace (01/20/2010) [-]
Woah. You may not know this, but I'm your nephew.
User avatar #62 to #61 - theriddler (01/20/2010) [-]
really? are you the one that went missing in the congo while me and bats went hunting crack down to buy mexican hookers and coca cola?
User avatar #63 to #62 - GhostFace (01/21/2010) [-]
Yep. Good old being able to talk to animals saved me from that jungle.
User avatar #64 to #63 - chrispbacon (01/21/2010) [-]
TheRiddler never told you what happened to your father, GhostFace?
User avatar #65 to #64 - theriddler (01/21/2010) [-]
WE SWORE NEVER TO SPEAK OF IT!!!
User avatar #69 to #65 - chrispbacon (01/22/2010) [-]
HE HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW!
User avatar #72 to #69 - GhostFace (01/23/2010) [-]
WHAT?! TELL ME!
User avatar #75 to #72 - theriddler (01/23/2010) [-]
chrisp you tell him, it still haunts me
User avatar #76 to #75 - GhostFace (01/23/2010) [-]
I've been searching for 15 years for him, man. TELL ME!
User avatar #117 to #76 - EGF (01/27/2010) [-]
i amm him. sun,
User avatar #118 to #117 - GhostFace (01/27/2010) [-]
Oh dear God.....
User avatar #119 to #118 - theriddler (01/27/2010) [-]
Yes, EGF (aka EFG) is your father. Why do you think they chose you to be the killer in the movie 'scary movie'... im sorry you had to find out this way
User avatar #120 to #119 - GhostFace (01/28/2010) [-]
Then how did I get that scream movie deal? Is this some kind of intervention again?
User avatar #122 to #120 - theriddler (01/28/2010) [-]
That wasnt you... that was your twin brother frank. You were in the hospital at the time suffering from gingivitis, a mild toe ache, and hallucinations.
User avatar #123 to #120 - theriddler (01/28/2010) [-]
That wasnt you... that was your twin brother frank. You were in the hospital at the time suffering from gingivitis, a mild toe ache, and hallucinations.
User avatar #121 to #120 - theriddler (01/28/2010) [-]
That wasnt you... that was your twin brother frank. You were in the hospital at the time suffering from gingivitis, a mild toe ache, and hallucinations.
User avatar #124 to #121 - GhostFace (01/28/2010) [-]
But little did you know that I am frank! This is all a set up for my identical twin brother Dave! Mwahahahaha!!!
#51 - MrSquiggly (01/09/2010) [-]
*gets out crayon launcher*
it's time to assassinate you, you chocolate milk stealing son of a bitch
User avatar #53 to #51 - theriddler (01/09/2010) [-]
before you shoot have a glass of chocolate milk
#54 to #53 - MrSquiggly (01/10/2010) [-]
O THX!
*drinks the chocolate milk*
User avatar #55 to #54 - theriddler (01/10/2010) [-]
did you enjoy it?
#56 to #55 - MrSquiggly (01/10/2010) [-]
it was quite delicious.
User avatar #57 to #56 - theriddler (01/11/2010) [-]
well thats good because i got joker to give me some of his joker juice and i mixed it with your drink. you should be feeling the effects bye now. uncontrollable laughter, muscles in your face contract into a grin, pale skin, etc. their is no known cure for it and you will eventually you will die from it muahahahahahahahaha
User avatar #66 to #57 - sourkid (01/21/2010) [-]
you still owe me 20 bucks for the joker juice
User avatar #67 to #66 - theriddler (01/21/2010) [-]
it didnt kill him so ill give you 15
User avatar #68 to #67 - sourkid (01/21/2010) [-]
good enough
User avatar #135 to #68 - RealJoker (02/01/2010) [-]
Who is this imposter?
User avatar #136 to #135 - thejokerhahaha (02/01/2010) [-]
Yes who is this imposter?
User avatar #137 to #136 - RealJoker (02/01/2010) [-]
Now just what the hell is going on in here? I am the Real Joker. I have been here the longest.
#58 to #57 - MrSquiggly (01/11/2010) [-]
LOL
^not intended^
User avatar #59 to #58 - theriddler (01/11/2010) [-]
how ya feeling squiggs
#60 to #59 - MrSquiggly (01/11/2010) [-]
very..
squiggly..
User avatar #52 to #51 - HarleyQuinn (01/09/2010) [-]
I think he's serious.
User avatar #50 - darkslayer (12/19/2009) [-]
Lol, Watch out buddy I'm catching you up on rankings
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