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#945 - **therealslimdavey rolls 521,855,744** 999,999,999 lesss gooo 07/20/2014 on Top 10 Things I like About FJ 0
#53 - i watched all of season 4 on matesharing. just type game of th… 07/19/2014 on Which Game of Thrones... 0
#8614 - Picture 07/18/2014 on 10,000 comments and addy... 0
#74 - Picture 07/16/2014 on (untitled) 0
#18 - I intense bodyloveing love Dirt Nasty 07/14/2014 on New Heater +1
#76 - If you met the Queen you would call her "you're Majesty.&… 07/14/2014 on He was like, and I was like 0
#6 - Her name is Daenerys! Khaleesi is just a intense bodyloveing t…  [+] (19 new replies) 07/14/2014 on He was like, and I was like +41
#74 - kristovsky (07/14/2014) [-]
Do you understand that no one gives a intense bodylove?
User avatar #60 - voltkills (07/14/2014) [-]
if you met the queen, you wouldnt call her Elizabeth would you.
#76 - therealslimdavey (07/14/2014) [-]
If you met the Queen you would call her "you're Majesty." If you were talking about her to another person you would refer to her as the Queen, or Elizabeth the Second.

The same holds true if you ever met Daenerys, you would call her "you're Grace," "you're Radiance," or "you're Magnificence." Now Daenerys is still technically A Khaleesi of the Great Green Sea, however there are only a few individuals who recognize her as such. Like the less than a hundred followers of Khal Drogo's Khalassar that stayed with Daenerys after Drogo's death. You rarely heard Mormont of Selmy refer to her as a Khaleesi did you? Wanna know why? Because it's a title reserved specifically for the members of Drogo's Khalassar! Nobody else calls her a Khaleesi. It's a title she should forfeit because she hardly has any followers left from her husband's Khalassar, when Drogo died, most of his Khalassar abandoned her, and lastly, she is no where near the Great Grass Sea! She's pretending to be the Queen of Meereen.

But no if you meet the Queen, you probably wouldn't call her Elizabeth. But if you met Daenerys you wouldn't call her Khaleesi either.
User avatar #59 - trojanmannn (07/14/2014) [-]
what the hell is "bodyloving"
User avatar #62 - thepinkestofthepie (07/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #63 - trojanmannn (07/14/2014) [-]
why do people use bodyloving instead of intense bodyloveing
User avatar #65 - thepinkestofthepie (07/14/2014) [-]
because of that.
it's a word filter
fu­ck - intense bodylove
User avatar #64 - trojanmannn (07/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #42 - hkd (07/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, but realise how intense bodyloveing weird it would be if you just met the Queen and started like "Elizabeth..."
#38 - devout feminist (07/14/2014) [-]
Only faggots who watch the show call her by her title. I agree.
User avatar #10 - ThePieGuy (07/14/2014) [-]
Um, what? People in positions of respect are actually pretty commonly referred to by their title.
User avatar #19 - gmarrox (07/14/2014) [-]
But it's not her name
User avatar #67 - blesstheinternet (07/14/2014) [-]
if i was talking about what the queen of england did that i saw on the news, i'd tell my friends, "did you hear that the Queen went out and did this and that.." etc.

and everyone in the show address her as that title, so people do it, too.
User avatar #24 - ThePieGuy (07/14/2014) [-]
But people don't refer to priests or queens by their name. Honestly, I don't know anything about this movie or whatever it is, so maybe it's different there, but least as far as the other examples, I'm pretty sure I'm right.
User avatar #25 - gmarrox (07/14/2014) [-]
It's game of thrones. She was forced to marry a tribal leader so her dickhole of a brother could take their people for his army. By marrying the chief, her title became Khaleesi, which she is only referred to as by members of that tribe, her servant-ish guy, and people she meets who don't know her proper name.
User avatar #27 - ThePieGuy (07/14/2014) [-]
Okay, I see, now I kind of agree with you. My bad for talking about something I didn't even know anything about. But I still think he was wrong about the queen thing.
User avatar #26 - gmarrox (07/14/2014) [-]
Everyone else calls her Daenarys or "the Targaryen girl"
#8 - devout feminist (07/14/2014) [-]
Don't most people call Queen Elizabeth "The Queen" already?
User avatar #46 - stefanovic (07/14/2014) [-]
Yes, but most show watchers call her just "Khaleesi".. If your speaking about her, you should say "the Khaleesi". Otherwise it doesn't really make sense
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#63 - you seem rather upset. there's a site that stupid vap… 07/13/2014 on PETA always makes the best... 0
#61 - maybe you should try: if that doesn't work you can a…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/13/2014 on PETA always makes the best... 0
#62 - jacklane (07/13/2014) [-]
No. You are simply a fucking faggot. A good weblink joke ACTUALLY GOES SOMEWHERE, and augments the joke. You are simply a summerfag.

Next time you try to be funny, maybe tell people they should read more about something. Like how vaccines cause autism. Then post this: howdovaccinescauseautism.com/

See how it actually goes somewhere, faggot?

Pic related. It's how I perceive stupid and vapid people such as you'reself.
#68 - kiaserzerg (07/13/2014) [-]
i really hope you are just kidding for rage. cause if you are really this stupid, you should be sterilized.
User avatar #71 - jacklane (07/13/2014) [-]
That was weak. Try again, this time with an insult that isn't so over-used.
#72 - kiaserzerg (07/13/2014) [-]
if you really think that link was real, for even a single second. you are well and truly, fucking stupid.
#63 - therealslimdavey (07/13/2014) [-]
you seem rather upset.

there's a site that stupid vapid summer fags like me enjoy visiting when they're angry

it's called: www.gofuckyouself.cum

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