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- I ******* hate deer. The only purpose they serve is for coyote…
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Ah buck up, champ.
can't you consider helping the population of their natural predators, so they could do their job?
obviously something so destructive to nature couldn't just have been roaming the woods freely, murdering every tree, bush, and flower, or else we wouldn't have any forests left
so i'm asking
what did you guys do with their natural predators?
because, as far as I know mankind, they fuck up a species before they think what it will do to the rest of fauna/flora, and then are greatly surprised about what happens nexts
like the goddamn Chinese and their genocide of sparrows, followed by locusts ruining their crops, resulting in mass starvation that took 20 million lives
TL;DR? I'm not a big fan of deer.
I hunt, broski. I also live in Montana, I know these cunts are a fucking misery to everyone.
Driving along at any point during the day? These fucks I swear, they WAIT for cars to be there before crossing.
You guys need to get more wolves.
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cant believe i actually read all that. i dislike dear a little now.
TIL Louis C.K. has a funnyjunk account
Funny story, my (now ex) wife was driving to visit me at my tech school in the military, and it was during hunting season, so all the deer were flocking to the post in order to hide from the hunters. She calls me up about a half hour after she was supposed to arrive to tell me that deer were attacking our brand new car. I didn't believe her until she sent me a video from her phone showing like 10 or 15 deer flinging themselves at her slowly moving car. One even broke it's stupid fucking neck on the door. The car was fuckin totaled afterwards, and the insurance guy couldn't stop laughing when he came to look at the damage.
Every chance I get to shoot these fuckers legally, I take it. Deer are the dumbest, nastiest, tick-ridden vermin, and they need to be purged.
They're also pretty fucking delicious...
But does venison tastes good?
in my experience it is annoying to cook right
Can i put it to spin under a firepit?
probably don't bother asking me because I'm shit at cooking it
Well, you're in luck, there ins't deer in my country as far as i am concernet
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It appears that that particular letter combination was used in Old English to represent what i would call a "short A".
As is, fan happy or ash.
Trust the Americans to butcher the English language once again because they can't be bothered to create an actual fictional language.
Ah, well. RIP Peter Vaughan.
Honestly dude, it's a fantasy series, I wouldn't look into it as much as you are.
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Get reborn where?
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