Stop saying Eventually, dammit!!

sorry, was AFK for a while

My name is Jordan, obviously :P
I'm 18
Male
I'm norwegian-American. I study Public Relations and Theatre Arts in California. Just outside of Los Angeles in fact.
I've been a long time thread user, since May 2011. When i went to california, i didnt come back much. Summer has helped me come back. Last year i would get belligerently drunk and post/rant on the thread. Now, thread changed to a majority of attention whores and dickheads. A good 75% don't like me. I'm guessing 30% have me on hide all, even though i don't really do anything wrong.

and you?

very interesting.

how you get here?
who are you?

why am i so confused

You said user.... I am user

I got an alert

I came

fuck

forgot about dem alerts

I will never forgtet

User you say
Must derezz

okay user :)

My name is colton
im 16
Male
Im a Irish Italian Was born in a town called rolla here in missouri Im white obviously based on my heritage my grandmother was bookie and my father and my family have always been on the other side of the law in some regions while never in a way that impacts anyone other than us
I love weed and anime currently a junior in my highschool And playing Football
I incline bench 245 for 5 and i bench 350 for a 1 rep max more than anyone else in my school or the surrounding 7 schools i won a gold medal at the ironman competition which is what i just mentioned the 7 schools get together and i got gold for benching more than anyone there
I am Have been awarded a plaque for creed speaking for the FFA
as well have recited it at the Salem missouri greenhand ceremony
Ive been on the thread for about a year and a half but was never noticed So i switched to this account due to the blue name and made me a persona using this
which is what im known here on the thread by and im going to RTI this year for studying heating and cooling or HVACR for half of my school day im getting my license here in a week or so since ive had my permit forever
My mother is a drunk and kind of a whore
My father is one of the greatest men in the world to me he got shot in the head back in 78 and gets 2400 $ a month for it so he cant legally work because he is legally blind he was shot in the left eye by a 22 caliber bullet but he gets to hang out with me all the time we have a huge ass house and a pool
I myself am a marksman with a rifle and hold no remorse should you come into our property
My family owns more then 400 acres in the town we live in my dad owns over 50 personally
And thats pretty much me

okay, i'll give a little more detail for me than to make up for that :P

My heritage is rather fucked up. I'm filipino/italian/south-african (british kind). I was born in Norway, but am American. I was the awkward kid in middle school, but then i manned the fuck up and started working on myself. Got into a good shape (i.e. lost enough weight to not be a butter ball). By senior year i was a starter on my basketball team. I played power-forward and sometimes center.
My parents are typical suburban parents. Dad works in the oil business. Mom is a school teacher. She taught at my school in fact. But she has a degenerative eye disease that makes her cornea thin. She's had several surgeries, resulting in one eye losing the lens. The other one is going through the disease as well, but at a much slower rate. She's in the hospital right now, but hopefully everything turns out better. The disease is called Latice Dystrophia if you are ever interested in it.
I am in California because I've always wanted to be an actor. A lot of people see it as a pipe dream, and while i was in Norway, all i had was the school productions. I knew i was good, but nothing to what praise the proffessors have been giving me. I still have a long way to go, but from how they act, i am definitely up there. I am working this summer in order to save up for a car. I'm planning on buying a used 05 Mustang.

oh and i love weed too. We could be bros

Well as far as my future goes
Since im in high school right now going to rti for HVACR so when i get out i will probably work as a Repairman for anything that has to do with air conditioning
Which isnt bad it i will pay around 20$ an hour to start
but thats in the city i live in the middle of nowhere So ill probably only get around 15$ an hour and tips
I would like to be an acter im good at playing parts but its not my dream i could easily act in parts should the need be but im not going to take drama and all of that just for it
I like photography and as far as photoshop goes I could have people pay for my services all i would need is pictures which wouldnt be hard
My family life i already told you about my parents well my grandmother and grandfather on my dads side are dead
my uncle on my dads side went crazy on meth and ran off
My mothers half is still alive they are nice
I am the last of a string of 5 brothers and sisters therefore i have the house to myself
My brothers and sisters are as follows
Johnny : great business man he could sell water to a drowning man
Cody carwash manager loves to party great guy
Tori she has 7 kids of her own huge ass house and a rich husband
-----------------------------
these are the ones that grew up with me
Shaun my bloodbrother that i grew up with he has a family now a wife and kid struggling to make it in the world technical genius works 2 jobs one of which being in a metal fabricating plant other hes a clerk at hit and run
Jordan my bloodbrother of all my brothers and sisters hes my favorite We literally grew up together but he is 7 years older then me He is currently in the marines And has a wife and kid His wife just gave birth earlier this week
hes stationed over in okinawa and is set to return in around a year back to salem with us having his own house
And then theres me youngest of all of them and still going strong
And if you ever do make it in the hollywood scene dont forget about me

Who say my name?

Nice name

if i ever make it into something, of course i'll let you know

i'll probably be bragging about it on the thread :P

I wish you the best of luck

gracias

same with you ^^

That would be great if you could do that!

Alright later tonight when i have my programs open send me a message and ill try I just havent done it in forever

well now you get your chance

what would you like to know slim shady?

would it be something about mom's spagetti?

Well who are you
age
sex
info
life story
what you are known for posting?

sorry, was AFK for a while

My name is Jordan, obviously :P
I'm 18
Male
I'm norwegian-American. I study Public Relations and Theatre Arts in California. Just outside of Los Angeles in fact.
I've been a long time thread user, since May 2011. When i went to california, i didnt come back much. Summer has helped me come back. Last year i would get belligerently drunk and post/rant on the thread. Now, thread changed to a majority of attention whores and dickheads. A good 75% don't like me. I'm guessing 30% have me on hide all, even though i don't really do anything wrong.

and you?

very interesting.

how you get here?
who are you?

why am i so confused

You said user.... I am user

I got an alert

I came

fuck

forgot about dem alerts

I will never forgtet

User you say
Must derezz

okay user :)

My name is colton
im 16
Male
Im a Irish Italian Was born in a town called rolla here in missouri Im white obviously based on my heritage my grandmother was bookie and my father and my family have always been on the other side of the law in some regions while never in a way that impacts anyone other than us
I love weed and anime currently a junior in my highschool And playing Football
I incline bench 245 for 5 and i bench 350 for a 1 rep max more than anyone else in my school or the surrounding 7 schools i won a gold medal at the ironman competition which is what i just mentioned the 7 schools get together and i got gold for benching more than anyone there
I am Have been awarded a plaque for creed speaking for the FFA
as well have recited it at the Salem missouri greenhand ceremony
Ive been on the thread for about a year and a half but was never noticed So i switched to this account due to the blue name and made me a persona using this
which is what im known here on the thread by and im going to RTI this year for studying heating and cooling or HVACR for half of my school day im getting my license here in a week or so since ive had my permit forever
My mother is a drunk and kind of a whore
My father is one of the greatest men in the world to me he got shot in the head back in 78 and gets 2400 $ a month for it so he cant legally work because he is legally blind he was shot in the left eye by a 22 caliber bullet but he gets to hang out with me all the time we have a huge ass house and a pool
I myself am a marksman with a rifle and hold no remorse should you come into our property
My family owns more then 400 acres in the town we live in my dad owns over 50 personally
And thats pretty much me

okay, i'll give a little more detail for me than to make up for that :P

My heritage is rather fucked up. I'm filipino/italian/south-african (british kind). I was born in Norway, but am American. I was the awkward kid in middle school, but then i manned the fuck up and started working on myself. Got into a good shape (i.e. lost enough weight to not be a butter ball). By senior year i was a starter on my basketball team. I played power-forward and sometimes center.
My parents are typical suburban parents. Dad works in the oil business. Mom is a school teacher. She taught at my school in fact. But she has a degenerative eye disease that makes her cornea thin. She's had several surgeries, resulting in one eye losing the lens. The other one is going through the disease as well, but at a much slower rate. She's in the hospital right now, but hopefully everything turns out better. The disease is called Latice Dystrophia if you are ever interested in it.
I am in California because I've always wanted to be an actor. A lot of people see it as a pipe dream, and while i was in Norway, all i had was the school productions. I knew i was good, but nothing to what praise the proffessors have been giving me. I still have a long way to go, but from how they act, i am definitely up there. I am working this summer in order to save up for a car. I'm planning on buying a used 05 Mustang.

oh and i love weed too. We could be bros

Well as far as my future goes
Since im in high school right now going to rti for HVACR so when i get out i will probably work as a Repairman for anything that has to do with air conditioning
Which isnt bad it i will pay around 20$ an hour to start
but thats in the city i live in the middle of nowhere So ill probably only get around 15$ an hour and tips
I would like to be an acter im good at playing parts but its not my dream i could easily act in parts should the need be but im not going to take drama and all of that just for it
I like photography and as far as photoshop goes I could have people pay for my services all i would need is pictures which wouldnt be hard
My family life i already told you about my parents well my grandmother and grandfather on my dads side are dead
my uncle on my dads side went crazy on meth and ran off
My mothers half is still alive they are nice
I am the last of a string of 5 brothers and sisters therefore i have the house to myself
My brothers and sisters are as follows
Johnny : great business man he could sell water to a drowning man
Cody carwash manager loves to party great guy
Tori she has 7 kids of her own huge ass house and a rich husband
-----------------------------
these are the ones that grew up with me
Shaun my bloodbrother that i grew up with he has a family now a wife and kid struggling to make it in the world technical genius works 2 jobs one of which being in a metal fabricating plant other hes a clerk at hit and run
Jordan my bloodbrother of all my brothers and sisters hes my favorite We literally grew up together but he is 7 years older then me He is currently in the marines And has a wife and kid His wife just gave birth earlier this week
hes stationed over in okinawa and is set to return in around a year back to salem with us having his own house
And then theres me youngest of all of them and still going strong
And if you ever do make it in the hollywood scene dont forget about me

Who say my name?

Nice name

if i ever make it into something, of course i'll let you know

i'll probably be bragging about it on the thread :P

I wish you the best of luck

gracias

same with you ^^

Onto RD pictures?

Yeah isnt that what you wanted?

That would be great if you could do that!

Alright later tonight when i have my programs open send me a message and ill try I just havent done it in forever

do you thread know me

or know know me

Thread know you i see you on alot but i rarely get a chance to talk to you

well now you get your chance

what would you like to know slim shady?

would it be something about mom's spagetti?

Well who are you
age
sex
info
life story
what you are known for posting?

sorry, was AFK for a while

My name is Jordan, obviously :P
I'm 18
Male
I'm norwegian-American. I study Public Relations and Theatre Arts in California. Just outside of Los Angeles in fact.
I've been a long time thread user, since May 2011. When i went to california, i didnt come back much. Summer has helped me come back. Last year i would get belligerently drunk and post/rant on the thread. Now, thread changed to a majority of attention whores and dickheads. A good 75% don't like me. I'm guessing 30% have me on hide all, even though i don't really do anything wrong.

and you?

very interesting.

how you get here?
who are you?

why am i so confused

You said user.... I am user

I got an alert

I came

fuck

forgot about dem alerts

I will never forgtet

User you say
Must derezz

okay user :)

My name is colton
im 16
Male
Im a Irish Italian Was born in a town called rolla here in missouri Im white obviously based on my heritage my grandmother was bookie and my father and my family have always been on the other side of the law in some regions while never in a way that impacts anyone other than us
I love weed and anime currently a junior in my highschool And playing Football
I incline bench 245 for 5 and i bench 350 for a 1 rep max more than anyone else in my school or the surrounding 7 schools i won a gold medal at the ironman competition which is what i just mentioned the 7 schools get together and i got gold for benching more than anyone there
I am Have been awarded a plaque for creed speaking for the FFA
as well have recited it at the Salem missouri greenhand ceremony
Ive been on the thread for about a year and a half but was never noticed So i switched to this account due to the blue name and made me a persona using this
which is what im known here on the thread by and im going to RTI this year for studying heating and cooling or HVACR for half of my school day im getting my license here in a week or so since ive had my permit forever
My mother is a drunk and kind of a whore
My father is one of the greatest men in the world to me he got shot in the head back in 78 and gets 2400 $ a month for it so he cant legally work because he is legally blind he was shot in the left eye by a 22 caliber bullet but he gets to hang out with me all the time we have a huge ass house and a pool
I myself am a marksman with a rifle and hold no remorse should you come into our property
My family owns more then 400 acres in the town we live in my dad owns over 50 personally
And thats pretty much me

okay, i'll give a little more detail for me than to make up for that :P

My heritage is rather fucked up. I'm filipino/italian/south-african (british kind). I was born in Norway, but am American. I was the awkward kid in middle school, but then i manned the fuck up and started working on myself. Got into a good shape (i.e. lost enough weight to not be a butter ball). By senior year i was a starter on my basketball team. I played power-forward and sometimes center.
My parents are typical suburban parents. Dad works in the oil business. Mom is a school teacher. She taught at my school in fact. But she has a degenerative eye disease that makes her cornea thin. She's had several surgeries, resulting in one eye losing the lens. The other one is going through the disease as well, but at a much slower rate. She's in the hospital right now, but hopefully everything turns out better. The disease is called Latice Dystrophia if you are ever interested in it.
I am in California because I've always wanted to be an actor. A lot of people see it as a pipe dream, and while i was in Norway, all i had was the school productions. I knew i was good, but nothing to what praise the proffessors have been giving me. I still have a long way to go, but from how they act, i am definitely up there. I am working this summer in order to save up for a car. I'm planning on buying a used 05 Mustang.

oh and i love weed too. We could be bros

Well as far as my future goes
Since im in high school right now going to rti for HVACR so when i get out i will probably work as a Repairman for anything that has to do with air conditioning
Which isnt bad it i will pay around 20$ an hour to start
but thats in the city i live in the middle of nowhere So ill probably only get around 15$ an hour and tips
I would like to be an acter im good at playing parts but its not my dream i could easily act in parts should the need be but im not going to take drama and all of that just for it
I like photography and as far as photoshop goes I could have people pay for my services all i would need is pictures which wouldnt be hard
My family life i already told you about my parents well my grandmother and grandfather on my dads side are dead
my uncle on my dads side went crazy on meth and ran off
My mothers half is still alive they are nice
I am the last of a string of 5 brothers and sisters therefore i have the house to myself
My brothers and sisters are as follows
Johnny : great business man he could sell water to a drowning man
Cody carwash manager loves to party great guy
Tori she has 7 kids of her own huge ass house and a rich husband
-----------------------------
these are the ones that grew up with me
Shaun my bloodbrother that i grew up with he has a family now a wife and kid struggling to make it in the world technical genius works 2 jobs one of which being in a metal fabricating plant other hes a clerk at hit and run
Jordan my bloodbrother of all my brothers and sisters hes my favorite We literally grew up together but he is 7 years older then me He is currently in the marines And has a wife and kid His wife just gave birth earlier this week
hes stationed over in okinawa and is set to return in around a year back to salem with us having his own house
And then theres me youngest of all of them and still going strong
And if you ever do make it in the hollywood scene dont forget about me

Who say my name?

Nice name

if i ever make it into something, of course i'll let you know

i'll probably be bragging about it on the thread :P

I wish you the best of luck

gracias

same with you ^^

What do you mean by edit?

Edit socks for them

Onto RD pictures?

Yeah isnt that what you wanted?

That would be great if you could do that!

Alright later tonight when i have my programs open send me a message and ill try I just havent done it in forever

you mentioned me too..

when?

i see what you did there!

HA!

Thanks!

That one is just bad.

People know jackshit about me.

Well allow me to tell you the story of me
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/251574#251574