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#371 - I still care about one of those bitches I dont know why but I do 08/17/2014 on Lies 0
#353 - which one  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Lies 0
User avatar #366 - fatoneatetwo (08/17/2014) [-]
both
User avatar #371 - therealslim (08/17/2014) [-]
I still care about one of those bitches I dont know why but I do
#349 - The entire ending to it was ******** I would feel…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Lies 0
User avatar #351 - fatoneatetwo (08/17/2014) [-]
sounds like a bitch
User avatar #353 - therealslim (08/17/2014) [-]
which one
User avatar #366 - fatoneatetwo (08/17/2014) [-]
both
User avatar #371 - therealslim (08/17/2014) [-]
I still care about one of those bitches I dont know why but I do
#344 - That im ok and dont care that she left me but in reality I thi…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Lies 0
User avatar #347 - fatoneatetwo (08/17/2014) [-]
If she left you she wasn't for you ("omg so cliche") but still it's true if she's the one she won't leave
User avatar #349 - therealslim (08/17/2014) [-]
The entire ending to it was bullshit I would feel better with an actual breakup not a text message saying we need to take a break
Basically her friend of like 5 years was jealous of me and her spending so much time together and told her either she breaks up with me or she wasnt going to talk to her anymore. and if she did break up with me they could date so I got the text along with breaking bones in my wrist 3 days before I wasnt having a good couple of a days
User avatar #351 - fatoneatetwo (08/17/2014) [-]
sounds like a bitch
User avatar #353 - therealslim (08/17/2014) [-]
which one
User avatar #366 - fatoneatetwo (08/17/2014) [-]
both
User avatar #371 - therealslim (08/17/2014) [-]
I still care about one of those bitches I dont know why but I do
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#36 - captnnorway (08/09/2014) [-]
Probably because it's 3 girls next to each other and not a picture of some dude balls.
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User avatar #399 - mindsculptorjace (06/18/2014) [-]
4.10 is a blessing from the league gods.
User avatar #400 to #399 - therealslim (06/18/2014) [-]
agreed
User avatar #389 - mindsculptorjace (05/26/2014) [-]
All for one is back ***** !!!
User avatar #391 to #389 - therealslim (05/27/2014) [-]
Im more or less back with my ex
User avatar #392 to #391 - mindsculptorjace (05/27/2014) [-]
Why did you get back with her if you two broke up in the first place?
#393 to #392 - therealslim (05/27/2014) [-]
At the time she was fighting with her father who doesnt live there and he was threatening to send her to "boys and girls town" which is what we basically call an underage prison down here. She wouldnt tell me what was going on but said she wanted to take a short break to figure everything out but when she wouldnt tell me the truth it started a fight I started talking to her again about a month ago and she said she didnt know why we split up in the first place because she lives with her grandmother and her father wouldnt have been able to do anything without court order.
And last night I Went and picked her up and we just drove. It was just like it used to be no problems just the road and me an her
plus my buddies girlfriend in the backseat but she didnt really matter at the time she just didnt want to be at her house
User avatar #394 to #393 - mindsculptorjace (05/27/2014) [-]
"B~Red"? what kind of signature is that?

Unfortunatly for me, my mouse cord finally frayed to the point it doesn't work anymore. so no league for me until I get it replaced(if I'm lucky it'll be within the week) and I'm forced to use the touch pad on my laptop.
User avatar #395 to #394 - therealslim (05/27/2014) [-]
I used to be known as big red Now its just red
and ah did your mouse break how terrible it must be to play league with a trackpad I cant imagine trying
Oh wait thats right I do play league with a trackpad better then I could with a mouse dX
User avatar #396 to #395 - mindsculptorjace (05/27/2014) [-]
****** what? How in the gods name do you manage that?
User avatar #397 to #396 - therealslim (05/27/2014) [-]
www.amazon.com/dp/B005CPGHAA/?tag=14606-20
Heres a cheap gaming mouse

And I have always used trackpads to play my computer games because I always had suped up latops instead of towers
User avatar #398 to #397 - mindsculptorjace (05/27/2014) [-]
I guess if you're used to it it's possible, but it just seems really uncomfortable to me; just like playing without Camera Lock on.
User avatar #390 to #389 - therealslim (05/27/2014) [-]
Right on
User avatar #381 - mindsculptorjace (05/24/2014) [-]
Sorry man, I just couldn't deal with that bad of a match after that cho'gath match. It would take a much stronger man that I.
#379 - hellscythe (05/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#380 to #379 - therealslim (05/24/2014) [-]
I was on samios profile and you said you played league what server?
User avatar #383 to #382 - therealslim (05/26/2014) [-]
Right on whats your main lane?
#384 to #383 - hellscythe (05/26/2014) [-]
i dont really have one, im a solo que player so i can play every role well except jungle, im just alright at jungle
User avatar #385 to #384 - therealslim (05/26/2014) [-]
Same I prefer either top or support but I can do anything except jungle
#386 to #385 - hellscythe (05/26/2014) [-]
well thats good personally i do prefer to play solo lanes, that way people dont really expect me to baby sit them
User avatar #387 to #386 - therealslim (05/26/2014) [-]
thats why I hate jungle
no matter what happens its my fault
#388 to #387 - hellscythe (05/26/2014) [-]
yep, its my fault they over extend and get caught, its my fault they try to steal a buff and get caught, its my fault a lane didnt ping mia and one lane gets jumped, its really annoying
#378 - Sperit ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Smoking is bad
User avatar #376 - twi (01/11/2014) [-]
i remember u
User avatar #369 - Sperit ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #370 to #369 - therealslim (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello again spirit
User avatar #371 to #370 - Sperit ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
how are you greybodash?
User avatar #373 to #372 - Sperit ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
eh
new board has arrived
#368 - speritblood (10/13/2013) [-]
Cat
#361 - speritblood (09/08/2013) [-]
you need 7 days to die
User avatar #362 to #361 - therealslim (09/08/2013) [-]
You actually only need about a minute to die Or I could kill you instantly by doing a couple things such as breaking your nose with an upward flat palm strike sending the piece of gristle into your brain killing you
Punching or elbowing you in the back of the head at the top of your spine at the base of your skull
Or I could slam my palms against each one of your ears simultaneously destroying your ability to hear and causing you to bleed out into your brain
User avatar #364 to #363 - therealslim (09/08/2013) [-]
No what
I havent understood any of your last comments
#365 to #364 - speritblood (09/08/2013) [-]
im telling you about a game
User avatar #366 to #365 - therealslim (09/08/2013) [-]
Oh it looks interesting but I dont buy games to often because im broke half the time
#367 to #366 - speritblood (09/08/2013) [-]
pirate
#347 - speritblood (09/07/2013) [-]
HELP!
#349 to #348 - speritblood (09/07/2013) [-]
im trying to design a website
i have the design down but i don't know anything else
User avatar #350 to #349 - therealslim (09/07/2013) [-]
I have only basic knowledge of dreamweaver but the program you want to use would be adobe dreamweaver If it allowed me to make a website with my limited knowledge it shouldnt be to hard for you
#351 to #350 - speritblood (09/07/2013) [-]
cool
can i have ads and make money?
User avatar #352 to #351 - therealslim (09/07/2013) [-]
Dont know never tried to add ad's onto my website I just learned it for a computer class I was taking but Im sure google will hold the answer to that question
#354 to #352 - speritblood (09/07/2013) [-]
also add me on skype
User avatar #355 to #354 - therealslim (09/07/2013) [-]
Okay why?
an also skype name?
#356 to #355 - speritblood (09/07/2013) [-]
cause u luv me
and sperit.bloodtear
User avatar #357 to #356 - therealslim (09/07/2013) [-]
...
I still have you on skype we used to skype when we played games together
#358 to #357 - speritblood (09/07/2013) [-]
i forgot ur skype name...
User avatar #359 to #358 - therealslim (09/07/2013) [-]
coltonkdevoto1
#360 to #359 - speritblood (09/07/2013) [-]
i get no results
#353 to #352 - speritblood (09/07/2013) [-]
yes i can
#344 to #343 - therealslim (08/21/2013) [-]
Hello addi How have you been?
User avatar #345 to #344 - fjaddictftw (08/21/2013) [-]
Horrible, you?
User avatar #346 to #345 - therealslim (08/21/2013) [-]
Great why are you doing horrible?
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#336 to #335 - therealslim (05/31/2013) [-]
Pretty good I hit level 30 in League so I can start playing ranked
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#328 - therealmaster ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
I'll trade them for your flying FJ sandwiches.
User avatar #329 to #328 - therealslim (05/28/2013) [-]
How many?
#330 to #329 - therealmaster ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
At least 5.
User avatar #331 to #330 - therealslim (05/28/2013) [-]
For a fellow daft punk fan Ok
I stayed up for 72 hours before and listened to this video 3 times all the way through
www.youtube.com/watch?v=McYadYJJrYE
#332 to #331 - therealmaster ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
http://daftpunkbonusfeatures.weebly.com/live-bootlegs.html   
   
You might like this then.
http://daftpunkbonusfeatures.weebly.com/live-bootlegs.html

You might like this then.
User avatar #303 - googleoverlords (02/26/2013) [-]
ohai there
User avatar #304 to #303 - therealslim (02/26/2013) [-]
hello
User avatar #305 to #304 - googleoverlords (02/26/2013) [-]
how has it been going
User avatar #306 to #305 - therealslim (02/26/2013) [-]
Pretty good
User avatar #307 to #306 - googleoverlords (02/26/2013) [-]
thats wonderful
User avatar #309 to #308 - googleoverlords (02/26/2013) [-]
excellent
User avatar #310 to #309 - therealslim (02/26/2013) [-]
Thats nice
User avatar #311 to #310 - googleoverlords (02/26/2013) [-]
it is and so are you
User avatar #312 to #311 - therealslim (02/26/2013) [-]
Im nice to someone unless they deserve otherwise
And always into helping people
You play games Like League of legends?
User avatar #313 to #312 - googleoverlords (02/26/2013) [-]
i play some league but i suck
User avatar #314 to #313 - therealslim (02/26/2013) [-]
Do you have a steam ?
Because if you do have you heard of a game called dota 2?
User avatar #315 to #314 - googleoverlords (02/26/2013) [-]
i do have steam and i REALLY suck at dota 2
User avatar #316 to #315 - therealslim (02/26/2013) [-]
Oh ok its a type of game where its a learning curve
whats your steam id?
User avatar #317 to #316 - googleoverlords (02/26/2013) [-]
Denied Access
User avatar #318 to #317 - therealslim (02/26/2013) [-]
hmm? what do you mean
User avatar #319 to #318 - googleoverlords (02/26/2013) [-]
thats literally my steam
User avatar #320 to #319 - therealslim (02/26/2013) [-]
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
User avatar #286 - shootemupforus (02/20/2013) [-]
Hey slim.
User avatar #287 to #286 - therealslim (02/20/2013) [-]
Hello
User avatar #288 to #287 - shootemupforus (02/20/2013) [-]
It's shoofy if you remember me


how are you?
User avatar #289 to #288 - therealslim (02/20/2013) [-]
I remember alot of people but you slip my mind
Im sorry
Im doing good
If you jog my memory about what we talk about alot I will likely remember
User avatar #290 to #289 - shootemupforus (02/20/2013) [-]
we talked about your OC a little while ago


i'm also Rainbow on the tinychat.
User avatar #291 to #290 - therealslim (02/20/2013) [-]
OOOOOOOOOH
Hey how are you
User avatar #292 to #291 - shootemupforus (02/20/2013) [-]
I'm good

but also meh because of my predicament with not being able to buy Brutal legend

I'm gonna practice art later, maybe get some drawing done
User avatar #293 to #292 - therealslim (02/20/2013) [-]
Well I wish you good luck on your drawing
I wish I could get brutal legend for you but I dont have a job and only 6 $ in my account so sorry
User avatar #294 to #293 - shootemupforus (02/20/2013) [-]
It's fine man
User avatar #295 to #294 - therealslim (02/20/2013) [-]
No its not
If I had money I would gift it to you but I have a question
Do you play league of legends?
User avatar #296 to #295 - shootemupforus (02/20/2013) [-]
No

i don't like Moba's or whatever for some reason

i'm more for stuff like TF2.
User avatar #297 to #296 - therealslim (02/20/2013) [-]
Oh ok then I was going to ask you if you wanted dota 2 but thats like LoL
So thats out of the question
User avatar #298 to #297 - shootemupforus (02/20/2013) [-]
I already have it,

I also want BL for the TF2 items


*Shrugs*

User avatar #300 to #299 - shootemupforus (02/20/2013) [-]
Anology for Brutal legend x3


*Hugs*
User avatar #301 to #300 - therealslim (02/20/2013) [-]
**therealslim hugs back**
Oh
I remember when that game came out for like the ps2 or whatever is was for
Im sorry
whats your steam name its easier to talk there
User avatar #302 to #301 - shootemupforus (02/20/2013) [-]
[BBG] Nurse Dezy Dash (Shoofy)
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#285 to #284 - therealslim (02/18/2013) [-]
Damn straight
Damn straight
#279 - zahidlol (02/01/2013) [-]
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