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therealpokemon

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Gender: male
Age: 35
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=10000355951
Consoles Owned: PC, XBOX 360
Video Games Played: EVERYTHING
X-box Gamertag: xGRKxBullseye
Interests: MLP: FiM, Python, Java, Dubstep
Date Signed Up:1/07/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Centreville VA
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#11747
Highest Content Rank:#960
Highest Comment Rank:#2861
Content Thumbs: 19864 total,  23779 ,  3915
Comment Thumbs: 2733 total,  4972 ,  2239
Content Level Progress: 60.1% (601/1000)
Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 86% (86/100)
Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:61
Content Views:785643
Times Content Favorited:1962 times
Total Comments Made:2208
FJ Points:22486

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#5 - That last ******* one, that ************* tank, … 10/30/2014 on Igor Presnyakov +3
#18 - >need permission to use the ******* >not in a…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Teenage bitch REKT +12
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#46 - agentdennis (10/30/2014) [-]
In fourth grade my teacher didn't let me go to the bathroom so I proceeded to piss my pants and the desk. I was never barred from the bathroom again.
#45 - demfeels (10/30/2014) [-]
**demfeels rolled image** Shit on their desk, show them who's the boss
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#37 - mynameszack (10/30/2014) [-]
You don't need permission to shit in a cage...
#6 - Picture 10/30/2014 on Jesus? +20
#47 - QUADS 10/29/2014 on Hue +1
#140 - I deleted it because I used 'roll image' instead of 'roll pict…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2014 on tfw real magic +1
#141 - themysticmage (10/29/2014) [-]
**themysticmage rolled image** I AM a pussy, though.
#137 - **therealpokemon rolled image **  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2014 on tfw real magic 0
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#139 - themysticmage (10/29/2014) [-]
deleted comment. you lost.
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#140 - therealpokemon (10/29/2014) [-]
I deleted it because I used 'roll image' instead of 'roll picture'. I ain't no fucking pussy. That's how I lost my first account. I used to be ThePokemon. Then this shit happened and I had to start a new one.
#141 - themysticmage (10/29/2014) [-]
**themysticmage rolled image** I AM a pussy, though.
#136 - Comment deleted 10/29/2014 on tfw real magic 0
#3 - Forgot this. My favorite laughing reaction image, just for you.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Sides +3
#7 - samoaspider (10/28/2014) [-]
#2 - Genuinely made me lose my **** . 10/10  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Sides +19
#8 - jamieswhiteshirt (10/28/2014) [-]
I found a piece of shit over here. Is it yours?
#3 - therealpokemon (10/28/2014) [-]
Forgot this. My favorite laughing reaction image, just for you.
#7 - samoaspider (10/28/2014) [-]
#139 - Mormon all my life until a few months ago. Alcohol is great. 10/28/2014 on Dare 0
#998 - Picture 10/26/2014 on Get Funky, Funnyjunk! +1
#996 - OH MY GOD THE SNAPPING ON THE 3RD GIF WITH THE GAY NAZI MATCHE…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2014 on Get Funky, Funnyjunk! 0
#998 - therealpokemon (10/26/2014) [-]
#2303 - **therealpokemon rolls 638,464,941** 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
#14 - Announcer: PLAY 2.5 HAS ENTERED THE ARENA  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Nugget Rage +8
#37 - privilege (10/18/2014) [-]
2 Late, m8
#45 - anon (10/18/2014) [-]
hehehe
#6 - Post is on point, gonna do shots now. 10/14/2014 on How LoZ is Your Life +4
#6 - Okay where the **** do I go to play 3.5 online? I want …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2014 on D&D Recollections: Stupid... 0
#12 - tamagakure (10/14/2014) [-]
Get hold of DnDxplain, they know several channels
#7 - anon (10/14/2014) [-]
try roll20
#78 - CONSERVATION OF ENERGY MY ASS 10/12/2014 on What Kind of Sorcery Is This 0
#2 - 10/10 this is ******* awesome 10/11/2014 on Challenge to the Death 0
#2 - What a coincidence, I ALSO made my pic in MS paint. 10/11/2014 on What does admin think of... 0
#13 - Excellent, thank you. May your processor be cool and your grap…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on Golem 6b +1
#21 - einervonvielen (10/11/2014) [-]
Also, a lot of those stories either don't use any of the D&D settings, or even any established settings at all. People just like/liked to write stories on /tg/. The roblem is just that /tg/ almost always becomes shit, when some moderator or janitor decides to play thought police.
#11 - Okay so these stories everyone posts, is this a different game…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Golem 6b 0
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#12 - dndxplain (10/11/2014) [-]
it's a tabletop game. as in, you know, you sit around a table with your friends and actually roleplay out what your characters do...?

there is a way to play them online, but all that does is just put the board on your computer.

www.roll20.net/

if you want to get into tabletop games, I recommend pathfinder which can be found here: www.d20pfsrd.com/
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#13 - therealpokemon (10/11/2014) [-]
Excellent, thank you. May your processor be cool and your graphics card overclocked, my good sir.
#21 - einervonvielen (10/11/2014) [-]
Also, a lot of those stories either don't use any of the D&D settings, or even any established settings at all. People just like/liked to write stories on /tg/. The roblem is just that /tg/ almost always becomes shit, when some moderator or janitor decides to play thought police.
#9 - Is this for Dungeons and Dragons Online or what? I want to try…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Golem 6b 0
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#10 - dndxplain (10/11/2014) [-]
DnDO is an MMORPG, meaning it's going to pale in comparison to actual dungeons and dragons, mostly because it lacks a true sandbox.

not saying MMORPGs and RPGs in general are bad - I think they're an improvement upon story, design, and system, but it lacks the true sandbox of a tabletop rpg
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#11 - therealpokemon (10/11/2014) [-]
Okay so these stories everyone posts, is this a different game with an actual gamemaster and everyone just happens to be in the same lobby, or what? What is it called?
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#12 - dndxplain (10/11/2014) [-]
it's a tabletop game. as in, you know, you sit around a table with your friends and actually roleplay out what your characters do...?

there is a way to play them online, but all that does is just put the board on your computer.

www.roll20.net/

if you want to get into tabletop games, I recommend pathfinder which can be found here: www.d20pfsrd.com/
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#13 - therealpokemon (10/11/2014) [-]
Excellent, thank you. May your processor be cool and your graphics card overclocked, my good sir.
#21 - einervonvielen (10/11/2014) [-]
Also, a lot of those stories either don't use any of the D&D settings, or even any established settings at all. People just like/liked to write stories on /tg/. The roblem is just that /tg/ almost always becomes shit, when some moderator or janitor decides to play thought police.
#190 - >like giving a fat chick a bowl of vegetables 10/11/2014 on lay more bugs on me 0
#35 - Picture 09/28/2014 on 'Murica, fuck yeah +2
#157 - I don't get it 09/23/2014 on Season 2 is looking good 0

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User avatar #40 - warioteam (10/13/2014) [-]
is the server still up
User avatar #38 - manicos (08/14/2014) [-]
i still have no idea what you avatar is other than it involves fluttershy
User avatar #39 to #38 - therealpokemon (08/18/2014) [-]
It's a circle representation of myself scrolling across the screen.
#34 - anon (03/05/2013) [-]
Hey do you mind if I have your points, they are for Items Game, and I need them to lvl. It'd be very much appreciated bro.
User avatar #35 to #34 - ryanfitzy (03/05/2013) [-]
^ 'twas me.
User avatar #33 - nightroller ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Does the server still run? I haven't checked in awhile
#32 - manicos (09/09/2012) [-]
any idea when the server will be back up?
any idea when the server will be back up?
User avatar #31 - phoenixtwo (09/09/2012) [-]
Is the server still up?
#30 - europe (08/26/2012) [-]
are you going to ask your question or what?
User avatar #29 - manicos (08/14/2012) [-]
Lets face it. Eventually guns will be banned world wide for eveyone who is not in the military.
But when that day comes every single human being willing to fire a gun ar someone will rebel creating a modern version of the civil war.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - therealpokemon (07/02/2012) [-]
Wow that ******* sucks. I guess I joined the club then, kinda.
User avatar #26 - nightroller ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
Hey bro, is the server up, I cant seem to get it working and looks like you have had a bad day commenting lol
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User avatar #15 - raaawrr (05/19/2012) [-]
Is the server permanently down?
User avatar #16 to #15 - therealpokemon (05/19/2012) [-]
No. It is still up. Why?
#17 to #16 - spursfan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #18 to #17 - therealpokemon (05/19/2012) [-]
did you use the new IP?
#21 to #18 - raaawrr (05/20/2012) [-]
We have a new IP?
User avatar #22 to #21 - therealpokemon (05/20/2012) [-]
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#20 to #18 - spursfan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #23 to #20 - therealpokemon (05/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #14 to #13 - therealpokemon (04/27/2012) [-]
THANK YOU
Also, the album for which the artwork was can be found here:
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/It+s+live+4+27+12/irxNGve
#12 - anonhaterrr (04/21/2012) [-]
Hey i was on the server, how do i get to the shop?

#8 - krazy_kid286 (01/29/2012) [-]
Thanks for the fave!
Thanks for the fave!
#3 - thewilder (01/08/2012) [-]
Welcome back
Welcome back
User avatar #4 to #3 - therealpokemon (01/10/2012) [-]
Thanks! :D
#1 - Rockaman (01/08/2012) [-]
I just took your profile comment virginity!
User avatar #2 to #1 - therealpokemon (01/08/2012) [-]
I WAS SAVING THAT FOR MY SKYRIM MARRIAGE
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