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therealpokemon

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Gender: male
Age: 35
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=10000355951
Consoles Owned: PC, XBOX 360
Video Games Played: EVERYTHING
X-box Gamertag: xGRKxBullseye
Interests: MLP: FiM, Python, Java, Dubstep
Date Signed Up:1/07/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Centreville VA
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#11747
Highest Content Rank:#960
Highest Comment Rank:#2861
Content Thumbs: 19864 total,  23779 ,  3915
Comment Thumbs: 2733 total,  4972 ,  2239
Content Level Progress: 60.1% (601/1000)
Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 86% (86/100)
Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:61
Content Views:785647
Times Content Favorited:1962 times
Total Comments Made:2208
FJ Points:22486

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#28 - MFW I got my 1895 Mannlicher.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2015 on Have this britbong rifle +1
#29 - therealpokemon (01/29/2015) [-]
#27 - THAT'S ******* HORRIBLE  [+] (9 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Aaron Paul -21
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#62 - TheBigGummyBear (01/29/2015) [-]
youmustbenewhere.png
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#50 - atma (01/28/2015) [-]
Oh dear.
You don't know what the most thumbed-down comment on FJ was, do you?
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#51 - aquaticnutella (01/28/2015) [-]
what was it im new
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#54 - atma (01/28/2015) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/200731/Stewie+/1#1
Uh oh, looks like things fucked up. There were so many thumbs down that it had an underflow and reset or something -- and on top of that, because of Admin's new system where you can't thumb older comments, it's gonna be stuck that way.
It was something like 15,000 red thumbs and counting.
#61 - hashtronaut (01/29/2015) [-]
aquaticnutella
#44 - bleebloo (01/28/2015) [-]
Welcome to the Internet. Enjoy your stay.
#30 - anon (01/28/2015) [-]
-ly great
#32 - psdeath (01/28/2015) [-]
>HORRIBLEly

Something's fucky.
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#52 - bigbrostrider (01/28/2015) [-]
problem sleeeeeeuth
#38 - tinywerewolf 01/27/2015 on If /k/ and /pol/ Had a Baby 0
#278 - Nope, not going down that road. Go talk to someone else aboot … 01/22/2015 on Who i am kidding. 0
#273 - Yep. It's there, it will lift you up, it'll haunt you, and it'…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2015 on Who i am kidding. +1
#275 - tgiii (01/22/2015) [-]
I kind of realized she was a heartless bitch last week when I witnessed a coworker pass away, I needed someone to talk to since I just witnessed death, but she was just a bitch.
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#278 - therealpokemon (01/22/2015) [-]
Nope, not going down that road. Go talk to someone else aboot that. Later.
#266 - Nope. She's either completely ******* retarded or she t…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/22/2015 on Who i am kidding. -1
#270 - tgiii (01/22/2015) [-]
Yeah, but there's always that question that will be in the back of my mind, "What if?"
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#273 - therealpokemon (01/22/2015) [-]
Yep. It's there, it will lift you up, it'll haunt you, and it'll never go away, but the answer is always no.
#275 - tgiii (01/22/2015) [-]
I kind of realized she was a heartless bitch last week when I witnessed a coworker pass away, I needed someone to talk to since I just witnessed death, but she was just a bitch.
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#278 - therealpokemon (01/22/2015) [-]
Nope, not going down that road. Go talk to someone else aboot that. Later.
#2284 - **therealpokemon used "*roll cis privilege*"** **therealpok… 12/16/2014 on Fun roll types 0
#8 - 10/10 lost my **** 12/07/2014 on Guano Bowls: Collect the... +3
#31 - **** YEAH RAMMSTEIN 12/07/2014 on Too soon? +7
#93 - MFW this gif 12/06/2014 on title +1
#29 - I am ready for the rage.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on Fatpositive godess... 0
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#31 - plokix (12/03/2014) [-]
don't do it nigga, I watched about 45 min from that Video and I'm 2000% Mad
#137 - Holy **** she's gorgeous. 10/10 would date and bring ho… 12/03/2014 on My mother is a hooker 0
#6 - Look I'll sip whiskey or do shots until I'm drunk breakdancing… 12/02/2014 on mmmmmmmmmmm 0
#11 - Am I having a stroke or is English your second language? Not t…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2014 on Star Wars Seven - A New Sith 0
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#14 - edraham (11/28/2014) [-]
Yes, sorry. It's my second langage. I'm french so my way of writing may contain a large amount of errors, faults. Maybe that's not even english for you, I'm sorry if you didn't unterstand here's a condensation : IV, V, VI were cool in my opinion because, great imagination, work work. I, II, III we're "cool" but not my type. Next saga must be money thrown on board.
All I say, I do not include your point of view in mine, you can like it if you want.

You can correct me if you want, and I'll appreciate it, it's learning for me.
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#26 - misterbatman (11/29/2014) [-]
Your English is good. Keep learning, you'll master it someday.
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#61 - edraham (11/29/2014) [-]
Thank you! And I hope so.
#1 - Beer is ************ nonsense.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2014 on mmmmmmmmmmm -4
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#4 - becefalus (11/29/2014) [-]
pokeman is for fags
how bout that?
#2 - anon (11/29/2014) [-]
Your Man card has hereby been revoked, and Ron Swanson is on the way
to confiscate what you are trying to pass off as testicles.
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#6 - therealpokemon (12/02/2014) [-]
Look I'll sip whiskey or do shots until I'm drunk breakdancing on Instagram, but beer is still shit-tasting nonsense.
#2 - 10/10 would play again 11/28/2014 on Dick Cards.png +2
#7 - ******* beautiful 11/24/2014 on Edgardo's Ballad +2
#26 - Oh my ******* God 11/19/2014 on Roleplaying Shenanigans +20
#142 - I know. I was made temporarily retarded by how hard I was laug…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Holy Fuck, Anon +2
#145 - skeletorexplains (11/18/2014) [-]
it cool, nigga.
#135 - Anon is a ****** . 11/18/2014 on Holy Fuck, Anon +1
#133 - Skeletorexplains Jesus **** man I am laughing so hard  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Holy Fuck, Anon +3
#140 - skeletorexplains (11/18/2014) [-]
Err, that's not me.
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#142 - therealpokemon (11/18/2014) [-]
I know. I was made temporarily retarded by how hard I was laughing and thought it was a good idea.
#145 - skeletorexplains (11/18/2014) [-]
it cool, nigga.
#122 - **therealpokemon rolls 70** Dubs and your dubs become mine. 11/09/2014 on Ban -1
#119 - Walther.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on Joshlol's 21st birthday 0
#129 - osboom (11/07/2014) [-]
oh ._.
thanks, i always mess those two up
#118 - I'm not gonna lie. I wish I had those things. 11/07/2014 on Joshlol's 21st birthday 0
#1 - As a former Mormon, I can confirm. I had coffee once and my ma…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/30/2014 on 30 Rock +52
#18 - anon (10/31/2014) [-]
The guy in the show isn't Mormon.

"Kenneth is a religious individual. In "The Fighting Irish", it is revealed that his religion is called "Eighth Day Resurrected Covenant of the Holy Trinity." The church is located in the basement of a Cuban restaurant, and is led by a fire and brimstone preacher, named Rev. Gary (who is frequently implied to be a pedophile)." - Wikipedia
#2 - anon (10/30/2014) [-]
Why is the Mormon religion so strict? I guess I could ask that question to every religion
#9 - anon (10/31/2014) [-]
Strict rules require you to constantly face and reconfirm your faith. It's mind games.
#15 - drautist (10/31/2014) [-]
And the most punchable face of the day award goes to...

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User avatar #40 - warioteam (10/13/2014) [-]
is the server still up
User avatar #38 - manicos (08/14/2014) [-]
i still have no idea what you avatar is other than it involves fluttershy
User avatar #39 to #38 - therealpokemon (08/18/2014) [-]
It's a circle representation of myself scrolling across the screen.
#34 - anon (03/05/2013) [-]
Hey do you mind if I have your points, they are for Items Game, and I need them to lvl. It'd be very much appreciated bro.
User avatar #35 to #34 - ryanfitzy (03/05/2013) [-]
^ 'twas me.
User avatar #33 - nightroller ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Does the server still run? I haven't checked in awhile
#32 - manicos (09/09/2012) [-]
any idea when the server will be back up?
any idea when the server will be back up?
User avatar #31 - phoenixtwo (09/09/2012) [-]
Is the server still up?
#30 - europe (08/26/2012) [-]
are you going to ask your question or what?
User avatar #29 - manicos (08/14/2012) [-]
Lets face it. Eventually guns will be banned world wide for eveyone who is not in the military.
But when that day comes every single human being willing to fire a gun ar someone will rebel creating a modern version of the civil war.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - therealpokemon (07/02/2012) [-]
Wow that ******* sucks. I guess I joined the club then, kinda.
User avatar #26 - nightroller ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
Hey bro, is the server up, I cant seem to get it working and looks like you have had a bad day commenting lol
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User avatar #15 - raaawrr (05/19/2012) [-]
Is the server permanently down?
User avatar #16 to #15 - therealpokemon (05/19/2012) [-]
No. It is still up. Why?
#17 to #16 - spursfan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #18 to #17 - therealpokemon (05/19/2012) [-]
did you use the new IP?
#21 to #18 - raaawrr (05/20/2012) [-]
We have a new IP?
User avatar #22 to #21 - therealpokemon (05/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #23 to #20 - therealpokemon (05/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #14 to #13 - therealpokemon (04/27/2012) [-]
THANK YOU
Also, the album for which the artwork was can be found here:
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/It+s+live+4+27+12/irxNGve
#12 - anonhaterrr (04/21/2012) [-]
Hey i was on the server, how do i get to the shop?

#8 - krazy_kid286 (01/29/2012) [-]
Thanks for the fave!
Thanks for the fave!
#3 - thewilder (01/08/2012) [-]
Welcome back
Welcome back
User avatar #4 to #3 - therealpokemon (01/10/2012) [-]
Thanks! :D
#1 - Rockaman (01/08/2012) [-]
I just took your profile comment virginity!
User avatar #2 to #1 - therealpokemon (01/08/2012) [-]
I WAS SAVING THAT FOR MY SKYRIM MARRIAGE
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