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| Age: | 35 |
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| Interests: | MLP: FiM, Python, Java, Dubstep |
| Date Signed Up: | 1/07/2012 |
| Last Login: | 1/12/2016 |
| Location: | Centreville VA |
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| #62 - >nutter Go back to your homeland, and stay out of Ameri… [+] (12 new replies) | 07/13/2013 on ladies and gentlemen, Dr.... | -8 |
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DerpScout (07/13/2013) [-] Seriously man, don't tell people to "stay out of American Politics" if people from other countries have an interest in American politics that's their right, they might not know all the fact to make an educated opinion on American politics but then again neither do the majority of Americans themselves. Well, he is one, me beiing not an American citizen changes nothing about that. So shut up, because by your logic you would not be allowed to judge Hitler as you are neither Austrian nor German. But I do not expect you, persumably a product of the American school system, to understand this. #70 -
therealpokemon (07/13/2013) [-] Also, MURICA! FUCK YEAH! I'm starting to thing I've found a troll. So, there are a few things I have to critizise contentwise. First of all, I'm not a Brit, I'm German. Secondly, america is not a very free nation. It actually ranks #7 in freedom, but your health care system is number 27, and only the number one in the category of most expensive health care systems. I regard true freedom as beeing able to walk arround at night in poor areas or at train stations without having to be afraid of beeing robbed. I regard it as living in a country where prisons are not for profit, and not full of innocent people, and that has not the most prisoners in the world. I regard it as beeing able to go to a doctor and getting treatment that is coverd by my insurance that is not for profit. I regard it as living in a country where the police force does not use exessive force, and only fired about 1 bullets per 1.000.000 residents (85 bullets) in a whole year, and not in a country where innocent people are beaten to death by the police for no reason. I regard it as not living in a country where over 95% of the time the richer one of the two canidates that are mainly predetermined (over 60%) by less than 140 people, and where not all politicians do what their rich donors want, and where not all people in our parlament or senate are millionaires. You have nothing but the false impression of freedom, that is planted in your biggoted mind by the idea of american acceptionalism. You have only those few useless freedoms that those who control your society grand you, and keep telling you to value. But you've become so obsessed with your false freedoms, that you've forgot what it actually means to have freedom. You are nothing but the sad, deluded product of a cumbling society that is beeing ruined by it's own stupidity and biggotry. I'll drink to that. America is slowly going the way of Europe. We were founded upon ideals of freedom that made America the best. Best military, best healthcare, best economy, etc. all thanks to limited government. But those are times past. Now our country is going down the fucking drain because people like you are in this country voting to keep themselves poor. People who think that freedom advocates like Ron Paul are nutters. And fuck off, America has the best healthcare. The reason we supposedly don't is because our standards are higher than everyone else's. For example, a baby born with a defect in the US is counted under 'Infant deaths' for some reason that mere mortals cannot fathom. That, and other ridiculous things like it, force our hospitals to report statistics that are skewed. And no fucking shit our healthcare system is for-profit, what the fuck else is it gonna be? You want me to demand that someone who went through 4 years of college, 4 years of medical school, and took on $250,000 of debt to learn how to be a surgeon do their profession for free? Furthermore, guess fucking what mate? I can walk around with a sidearm in the US, so i'm not afraid of a God damn thing. Fuck the robber, he'll back off or he dies. And now this is the part where your closed mind tells me I'm looking for an excuse to shoot, I'm not. The fact is, if someone threatens me and refuses to back down I have no choice but to incapacitate them. Anyway, I digress. America can still be the best and be restored to its former glory, but only through people like Ron Paul. I still find it amusing that you think you know enough about American politics to have a valid opinion, but you call the one of the only people who would actually be capable of saving America a nutter. Also, I have never heard of a German using the word nutter. That's rather interesting. In regard to the 'troll' thing, I like to bring humor to my arguments so that it's a bit mopre entertaining. America never had the best healthcare, and the problem is that you are becoming less and less like europe. The reason why the USA never had the best healthcare system, since universal Healthcare comes from Germany. Plus, the numbers speak against your position. Americas healthcare is among the worst in the western world. And the argument that good healthcaresystems are for profit, since the colledge and medical school were so expensive: IF you have an expensive programm, you're mostly going to get rich people taking part in it. In Germany all universities are free. The state pays for your education. This gives you the freedom of learning any profession you are qualified for. And in Germany they don't work for free either. Of course they are payed well. But here the large insuance companies are not for profit. That means that like in Canada, medical treatments and medicine is much cheaper. You actually don't have the best healthcare system, if you had, doctors without borders and other organisations that used to operate in third world countries wouldn't need to work in the USA, because the situation there is so dire. By the way: the standards by which healthcare systems are measured are the same for all countries. Regarding your attitude towards robbers: The risk of a shootout, in which the more proficient robber will certainly win, is not one I would be fond of. True freedom is when you don't have to carry a gun to protect your livelihood. You have other choices than to shoot. You can back down. And face it, America is pretty much done for. And where you're very wrong is that small government is good. A well sized government keeps everything running. We have a large government, far less unemployment then you, a far better wealth distribution, and simply a well run country. You have to look at the facts. You might be able to ignore them, but reality will eventually catch up with you. PS: How does it feel to be a debtor nation to Mexico? I'll get back to you when I have the desire to counter your points. Until then, have a nice night. | ||
| #10745 - Contribooting | 07/11/2013 on Thumb Orgy | +9 |
| #58 - I can attest to the epicness of Duolingo.com. It's pretty sweet. | 07/09/2013 on Everyone should know these | 0 |
| #1097 - Therealpokemon, Lovettsville VA, USA | 07/05/2013 on Map | 0 |
| #83 - I don't dislike the woman for what she did. Her money, she doe… | 07/04/2013 on friends | 0 |
| #360 - Don't tell me what to do. [+] (1 new reply) | 07/04/2013 on Effect of feminism 15 | 0 |
| #358 - Right. And the extremists are growing in number at a scary rat… [+] (3 new replies) | 07/04/2013 on Effect of feminism 15 | 0 |
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| #44 - public class yunouppercase extends faggot{} | 07/03/2013 on Coding | +2 |
| #40 - Filthy peasant. [+] (2 new replies) | 07/03/2013 on Coding | +2 |
| i'm sorry i can't hear you over the sound of not having a JRE console.log("burn") | ||
| #356 - Yeah. They are. Just wait dude. Time will tell you that the ex… [+] (5 new replies) | 07/03/2013 on Effect of feminism 15 | 0 |
| Right. And the extremists are growing in number at a scary rate. Their ideals are taking over at a pace which will render them in the majority in (and this is my unprofessional estimate) ten years, giver or take. Notice how I said the majority, not completely. Just look around at the feminist organizations that are run and funded by extremists. They are growing in number and their recruitment is higher than ever. And growing. But, as I said, only time will tell who is right. | ||
| #4 - JAVA MASTER LANGUAGE [+] (4 new replies) | 07/03/2013 on Coding | 0 |
| i'm sorry i can't hear you over the sound of not having a JRE console.log("burn") | ||
| #88 - It's always a good time to post Rainbow Dash. [+] (1 new reply) | 07/03/2013 on ring of the lords | +1 |
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lyokomaster (07/03/2013) [-] yo we need to retract our down thumbs. Read his comment carefully. I apologized to him in a pm. Thumb him up man. He is a brony and was being sarcastic | ||
| #30 - And what, pray tell, would you call the orifice they get laid from? [+] (3 new replies) | 07/03/2013 on Disney comp | +2 |
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| #121 - Beautiful. I couldn't bring myself to label this as funny. But… | 07/03/2013 on =\ | +1 |
| #43 - This is the Internet. I shall vent to whomever I please. I hav… [+] (1 new reply) | 07/03/2013 on ring of the lords | 0 |
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| #38 - He just so happened to get into my crosshairs when i needed to… [+] (3 new replies) | 07/03/2013 on ring of the lords | 0 |
| This is the Internet. I shall vent to whomever I please. I have half a mind to go bitch at DJ 4DM1N just to show the world that I can. And I shall not regret my instant ban. | ||
| #353 - I follow this **** in real life. I am insulted that you… [+] (7 new replies) | 07/03/2013 on Effect of feminism 15 | 0 |
| Yeah. They are. Just wait dude. Time will tell you that the extremists are taking over. It's slow, but it is indeed sure. Right. And the extremists are growing in number at a scary rate. Their ideals are taking over at a pace which will render them in the majority in (and this is my unprofessional estimate) ten years, giver or take. Notice how I said the majority, not completely. Just look around at the feminist organizations that are run and funded by extremists. They are growing in number and their recruitment is higher than ever. And growing. But, as I said, only time will tell who is right. | ||
| #30 - OH JESUS **** , A CARTOON ******* HORSE. GREAT, N… [+] (9 new replies) | 07/03/2013 on ring of the lords | +5 |
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lyokomaster (07/03/2013) [-] yo we need to retract our down thumbs. Read his comment carefully. I apologized to him in a pm. Thumb him up man. He is a brony and was being sarcastic really though, you dont have to stoke to a 12 year olds level. He just so happened to get into my crosshairs when i needed to vent. I regret nothing. This is the Internet. I shall vent to whomever I please. I have half a mind to go bitch at DJ 4DM1N just to show the world that I can. And I shall not regret my instant ban. | ||
| #47 - The issue is that feminism is dying and being replaced with Fe… [+] (10 new replies) | 07/02/2013 on Effect of feminism 15 | +3 |
| I follow this shit in real life. I am insulted that you think I would rely on FJ for my politics. Of course I won't whine and bitch at you, simple mistake. I suppose we shall carry on with our days now. Yeah. They are. Just wait dude. Time will tell you that the extremists are taking over. It's slow, but it is indeed sure. Right. And the extremists are growing in number at a scary rate. Their ideals are taking over at a pace which will render them in the majority in (and this is my unprofessional estimate) ten years, giver or take. Notice how I said the majority, not completely. Just look around at the feminist organizations that are run and funded by extremists. They are growing in number and their recruitment is higher than ever. And growing. But, as I said, only time will tell who is right. | ||
| #354 - DUDE. WHAT THE **** . Are you ******* blind? Obam… [+] (2 new replies) | 06/29/2013 on Meanwhile in America | -3 |
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tomthehippie (06/30/2013) [-] I should also comment; The reason for the stock market crash and the economic crash that followed was due to Bush era deregulation. The reason the government built up so much debt, was that unlike EVERY OTHER SINGLE WAR THIS NATION HAS FOUGHT, he LOWERED taxes before starting a war. In EVERY OTHER WAR this nation has fought, we RAISED taxes to cover the price of fighting a war. Seriously dude, try knowing what you are talking about. #472 -
tomthehippie (06/30/2013) [-] Bush tax cuts, gitmo, and the Patriot act where shoved down his throat by a republican congress that refused to even ALLOW discussion on the budget unless Obama caved. No one is saying Obama is perfect; but most of what you are bitching about is due to republican politics. Try actually being informed about politics before you rant about them on the internet. It helps you not look like a complete retard. | ||
| #33 - >Even Florida doesn't like Florida XD [+] (1 new reply) | 06/29/2013 on Clouds | -7 |
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| #288 - Are you ******* KIDDING ME!? Obama, in 5 years, has rac… [+] (6 new replies) | 06/29/2013 on Meanwhile in America | -4 |
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tomthehippie (06/30/2013) [-] Five trillion in debt before Bush, which if we had kept with Clinton's budget, would be paid off next year. After Bush, 11 trillion. During the first term of Obama's presidency there was an additional 3 trillion due to rebuilding Iraq and Afghanistan and the cost of keeping soldiers over there, due to the Geniva convention, as an invading force, we have to restore the countries to the condition they were in before we invade, or we are war criminals. So yeah, the debt is at 16 trillion, crunch the numbers, 8 trillion due to Bush, 5 trillion before he got into office, 16 trillion now, that means Obama, in saving the auto industry and reducing unemployment spent 3 trillion dollars. Get your math straight and quit drinking the Faux Noise kool-aid. By the way, I didn't mention Bush at all. #474 -
tomthehippie (06/30/2013) [-] Sorry, I am slightly drunk and reread my comment and realized I did mention the FACT that Bush's handling of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan created a shit ton of debt, and forced spending on us that we are STILL trying to balance. My bad for being drunk and commenting on the internet. What is your excuse for ignoring basic facts? DUDE. WHAT THE SHIT. Are you fucking blind? Obama had a mess to clean up, yeah. But guess what? He didn't even TRY to fix it, he just kept making it worse! Everything Bush did wrong, Obama perpetuated, expanded, or lied about fixing. Go ahead, look at the list: the national debt, the patriot act, the war in Afghanistan, Guantanamo Bay, the Bush tax cuts, etc. Need I go on? #473 -
tomthehippie (06/30/2013) [-] I should also comment; The reason for the stock market crash and the economic crash that followed was due to Bush era deregulation. The reason the government built up so much debt, was that unlike EVERY OTHER SINGLE WAR THIS NATION HAS FOUGHT, he LOWERED taxes before starting a war. In EVERY OTHER WAR this nation has fought, we RAISED taxes to cover the price of fighting a war. Seriously dude, try knowing what you are talking about. #472 -
tomthehippie (06/30/2013) [-] Bush tax cuts, gitmo, and the Patriot act where shoved down his throat by a republican congress that refused to even ALLOW discussion on the budget unless Obama caved. No one is saying Obama is perfect; but most of what you are bitching about is due to republican politics. Try actually being informed about politics before you rant about them on the internet. It helps you not look like a complete retard. | ||
| #117 - MFW | 06/29/2013 on welcome home | +4 |
| #73 - Also, listen to Beast and the Harlot while watching that gif. | 06/29/2013 on It occurs to me | 0 |
| #72 - I mean, I guess. | 06/29/2013 on It occurs to me | 0 |
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i still have no idea what you avatar is other than it involves fluttershy
It's a circle representation of myself scrolling across the screen.
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anon (03/05/2013) [-]
Hey do you mind if I have your points, they are for Items Game, and I need them to lvl. It'd be very much appreciated bro.
Lets face it. Eventually guns will be banned world wide for eveyone who is not in the military.
But when that day comes every single human being willing to fire a gun ar someone will rebel creating a modern version of the civil war.
But when that day comes every single human being willing to fire a gun ar someone will rebel creating a modern version of the civil war.
Wow that ******* sucks. I guess I joined the club then, kinda.
Hey bro, is the server up, I cant seem to get it working and looks like you have had a bad day commenting lol
THANK YOU
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Also, the album for which the artwork was can be found here:
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/It+s+live+4+27+12/irxNGve
