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Gender: male
Age: 35
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=10000355951
Consoles Owned: PC, XBOX 360
Video Games Played: EVERYTHING
X-box Gamertag: xGRKxBullseye
Interests: MLP: FiM, Python, Java, Dubstep
Date Signed Up:1/07/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Centreville VA
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Comment Ranking:#11747
Highest Content Rank:#960
Highest Comment Rank:#2861
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Content Level Progress: 60.1% (601/1000)
Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Content: Mind Blower
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Subscribers:61
Content Views:785646
Times Content Favorited:1962 times
Total Comments Made:2208
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#75 - This is my favorite wwybwds 07/31/2013 on Found while lurking,... 0
#58 - Literally. 07/31/2013 on Found while lurking,... +1
#33 - Hey, you leave my lightbulb alone. He tries his best and that … 07/30/2013 on Found while lurking,... +1
#23 - Freezing it would kill most of the bacteria. It wouldn't stink…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2013 on Ghost shit 0
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#40 - pseudobob (07/30/2013) [-]
nope, bacteria doesn't die in your average, everyday, water-freezing cold

it'll freeze with the shit and lie dormant

waiting
#14 - It's sticky rice. Easy to use a fork with sticky rice, but I s… 07/30/2013 on Found while lurking,... -1
#3 - I would abuse the ever-loving **** out of this. Imagine… 07/30/2013 on I see what you did there +4
#4 - Butter the lobster just right, and maybe she'll butter yours back ;D 07/30/2013 on Now I've got a date. (Read... 0
#55 - BITCHES LOVE CANNONS! 07/30/2013 on Good Guy Pope +1
#130 - I've seen this at least twice before. And I still was… 07/28/2013 on Title goes here 0
#55 - You're a phanact. 07/27/2013 on Feels 0
#129 - How did a dog that size eat a dozen pot brownies?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2013 on Dog got into the pot +2
#173 - anon (07/27/2013) [-]
Probly not very big brownies.
Plus you'd be surprised by how much a small dog can eat.
#64 - I am ok with this. 07/20/2013 on Oh my fuck. +1
#181 - Read what anon below me said. 07/20/2013 on Some stuff #5 0
#179 - 8 bullets, 8 dead soldiers. One bullet per soldier. He took as…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Some stuff #5 0
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#180 - aahrg (07/20/2013) [-]
no the one where they sent all the soldiers and bombers and shit to chop a tree
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#181 - therealpokemon (07/20/2013) [-]
Read what anon below me said.
#187 - Nope, just felt like I didn't have enough red thumbs 07/20/2013 on Awesome Movie 0
#182 - I really want to thumb you... But 69  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Awesome Movie -2
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#184 - spartusee (07/20/2013) [-]
Are you 10?
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#187 - therealpokemon (07/20/2013) [-]
Nope, just felt like I didn't have enough red thumbs
#247 - Look at his udername. 07/18/2013 on I hate you all +2
#38 - This post literally gave me chills. The respect was that tangible. 07/17/2013 on Respect +1
#21 - I read this every time it's reposted. It's that good. 07/14/2013 on WIN +1
#102 - I'll get back to you when I have the desire to counter your po… 07/14/2013 on ladies and gentlemen, Dr.... 0
#92 - I'll drink to that. America is slowly going the way of Europe.…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2013 on ladies and gentlemen, Dr.... 0
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#97 - metalmind (07/14/2013) [-]
America never had the best healthcare, and the problem is that you are becoming less and less like europe.
The reason why the USA never had the best healthcare system, since universal Healthcare comes from Germany.
Plus, the numbers speak against your position. Americas healthcare is among the worst in the western world.
And the argument that good healthcaresystems are for profit, since the colledge and medical school were so expensive:
IF you have an expensive programm, you're mostly going to get rich people taking part in it.
In Germany all universities are free. The state pays for your education. This gives you the freedom of learning any profession you are qualified for.
And in Germany they don't work for free either. Of course they are payed well. But here the large insuance companies are not for profit.
That means that like in Canada, medical treatments and medicine is much cheaper.
You actually don't have the best healthcare system, if you had, doctors without borders and other organisations that used to operate in third world countries wouldn't need to work in the USA, because the situation there is so dire.
By the way: the standards by which healthcare systems are measured are the same for all countries.
Regarding your attitude towards robbers:
The risk of a shootout, in which the more proficient robber will certainly win, is not one I would be fond of.
True freedom is when you don't have to carry a gun to protect your livelihood.
You have other choices than to shoot. You can back down.
And face it, America is pretty much done for.
And where you're very wrong is that small government is good.
A well sized government keeps everything running.
We have a large government, far less unemployment then you, a far better wealth distribution, and simply a well run country.

You have to look at the facts. You might be able to ignore them, but reality will eventually catch up with you.



PS: How does it feel to be a debtor nation to Mexico?
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#102 - therealpokemon (07/14/2013) [-]
I'll get back to you when I have the desire to counter your points. Until then, have a nice night.
#76 - Fair point. 07/13/2013 on ladies and gentlemen, Dr.... -1
#74 - Also, for ***** sake, it's a God damn flashlight, not a… 07/13/2013 on ladies and gentlemen, Dr.... -1
#72 - Saved.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2013 on ladies and gentlemen, Dr.... -1
#75 - DerpScout (07/13/2013) [-]
Seriously man, don't tell people to "stay out of American Politics" if people from other countries have an interest in American politics that's their right, they might not know all the fact to make an educated opinion on American politics but then again neither do the majority of Americans themselves.
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#76 - therealpokemon (07/13/2013) [-]
Fair point.
#70 - The American school system is FUBAR. I realized this early on …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/13/2013 on ladies and gentlemen, Dr.... 0
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#79 - metalmind (07/13/2013) [-]
I'm starting to thing I've found a troll.
So, there are a few things I have to critizise contentwise.
First of all, I'm not a Brit, I'm German.
Secondly, america is not a very free nation. It actually ranks #7 in freedom, but your health care system is number 27, and only the number one in the category of most expensive health care systems.
I regard true freedom as beeing able to walk arround at night in poor areas or at train stations without having to be afraid of beeing robbed.
I regard it as living in a country where prisons are not for profit, and not full of innocent people, and that has not the most prisoners in the world.
I regard it as beeing able to go to a doctor and getting treatment that is coverd by my insurance that is not for profit.
I regard it as living in a country where the police force does not use exessive force, and only fired about 1 bullets per 1.000.000 residents (85 bullets) in a whole year, and not in a country where innocent people are beaten to death by the police for no reason.
I regard it as not living in a country where over 95% of the time the richer one of the two canidates that are mainly predetermined (over 60%) by less than 140 people, and where not all politicians do what their rich donors want, and where not all people in our parlament or senate are millionaires.
You have nothing but the false impression of freedom, that is planted in your biggoted mind by the idea of american acceptionalism.
You have only those few useless freedoms that those who control your society grand you, and keep telling you to value. But you've become so obsessed with your false freedoms, that you've forgot what it actually means to have freedom.
You are nothing but the sad, deluded product of a cumbling society that is beeing ruined by it's own stupidity and biggotry.
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#92 - therealpokemon (07/13/2013) [-]
I'll drink to that. America is slowly going the way of Europe. We were founded upon ideals of freedom that made America the best. Best military, best healthcare, best economy, etc. all thanks to limited government. But those are times past. Now our country is going down the fucking drain because people like you are in this country voting to keep themselves poor. People who think that freedom advocates like Ron Paul are nutters. And fuck off, America has the best healthcare. The reason we supposedly don't is because our standards are higher than everyone else's. For example, a baby born with a defect in the US is counted under 'Infant deaths' for some reason that mere mortals cannot fathom. That, and other ridiculous things like it, force our hospitals to report statistics that are skewed. And no fucking shit our healthcare system is for-profit, what the fuck else is it gonna be? You want me to demand that someone who went through 4 years of college, 4 years of medical school, and took on $250,000 of debt to learn how to be a surgeon do their profession for free? Furthermore, guess fucking what mate? I can walk around with a sidearm in the US, so i'm not afraid of a God damn thing. Fuck the robber, he'll back off or he dies. And now this is the part where your closed mind tells me I'm looking for an excuse to shoot, I'm not. The fact is, if someone threatens me and refuses to back down I have no choice but to incapacitate them. Anyway, I digress. America can still be the best and be restored to its former glory, but only through people like Ron Paul. I still find it amusing that you think you know enough about American politics to have a valid opinion, but you call the one of the only people who would actually be capable of saving America a nutter. Also, I have never heard of a German using the word nutter. That's rather interesting.

In regard to the 'troll' thing, I like to bring humor to my arguments so that it's a bit mopre entertaining.
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#97 - metalmind (07/14/2013) [-]
America never had the best healthcare, and the problem is that you are becoming less and less like europe.
The reason why the USA never had the best healthcare system, since universal Healthcare comes from Germany.
Plus, the numbers speak against your position. Americas healthcare is among the worst in the western world.
And the argument that good healthcaresystems are for profit, since the colledge and medical school were so expensive:
IF you have an expensive programm, you're mostly going to get rich people taking part in it.
In Germany all universities are free. The state pays for your education. This gives you the freedom of learning any profession you are qualified for.
And in Germany they don't work for free either. Of course they are payed well. But here the large insuance companies are not for profit.
That means that like in Canada, medical treatments and medicine is much cheaper.
You actually don't have the best healthcare system, if you had, doctors without borders and other organisations that used to operate in third world countries wouldn't need to work in the USA, because the situation there is so dire.
By the way: the standards by which healthcare systems are measured are the same for all countries.
Regarding your attitude towards robbers:
The risk of a shootout, in which the more proficient robber will certainly win, is not one I would be fond of.
True freedom is when you don't have to carry a gun to protect your livelihood.
You have other choices than to shoot. You can back down.
And face it, America is pretty much done for.
And where you're very wrong is that small government is good.
A well sized government keeps everything running.
We have a large government, far less unemployment then you, a far better wealth distribution, and simply a well run country.

You have to look at the facts. You might be able to ignore them, but reality will eventually catch up with you.



PS: How does it feel to be a debtor nation to Mexico?
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#102 - therealpokemon (07/14/2013) [-]
I'll get back to you when I have the desire to counter your points. Until then, have a nice night.
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#82 - metalmind (07/13/2013) [-]
*to think

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User avatar #40 - warioteam (10/13/2014) [-]
is the server still up
User avatar #38 - manicos (08/14/2014) [-]
i still have no idea what you avatar is other than it involves fluttershy
User avatar #39 to #38 - therealpokemon (08/18/2014) [-]
It's a circle representation of myself scrolling across the screen.
#34 - anon (03/05/2013) [-]
Hey do you mind if I have your points, they are for Items Game, and I need them to lvl. It'd be very much appreciated bro.
User avatar #35 to #34 - ryanfitzy (03/05/2013) [-]
^ 'twas me.
User avatar #33 - nightroller ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Does the server still run? I haven't checked in awhile
#32 - manicos (09/09/2012) [-]
any idea when the server will be back up?
any idea when the server will be back up?
User avatar #31 - phoenixtwo (09/09/2012) [-]
Is the server still up?
#30 - europe (08/26/2012) [-]
are you going to ask your question or what?
User avatar #29 - manicos (08/14/2012) [-]
Lets face it. Eventually guns will be banned world wide for eveyone who is not in the military.
But when that day comes every single human being willing to fire a gun ar someone will rebel creating a modern version of the civil war.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - therealpokemon (07/02/2012) [-]
Wow that ******* sucks. I guess I joined the club then, kinda.
User avatar #26 - nightroller ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
Hey bro, is the server up, I cant seem to get it working and looks like you have had a bad day commenting lol
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User avatar #15 - raaawrr (05/19/2012) [-]
Is the server permanently down?
User avatar #16 to #15 - therealpokemon (05/19/2012) [-]
No. It is still up. Why?
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User avatar #18 to #17 - therealpokemon (05/19/2012) [-]
did you use the new IP?
#21 to #18 - raaawrr (05/20/2012) [-]
We have a new IP?
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User avatar #23 to #20 - therealpokemon (05/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #14 to #13 - therealpokemon (04/27/2012) [-]
THANK YOU
Also, the album for which the artwork was can be found here:
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#12 - anonhaterrr (04/21/2012) [-]
Hey i was on the server, how do i get to the shop?

#8 - krazy_kid286 (01/29/2012) [-]
Thanks for the fave!
Thanks for the fave!
#3 - thewilder (01/08/2012) [-]
Welcome back
Welcome back
User avatar #4 to #3 - therealpokemon (01/10/2012) [-]
Thanks! :D
#1 - Rockaman (01/08/2012) [-]
I just took your profile comment virginity!
User avatar #2 to #1 - therealpokemon (01/08/2012) [-]
I WAS SAVING THAT FOR MY SKYRIM MARRIAGE
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