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therealpokemon

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Gender: male
Age: 35
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Consoles Owned: PC, XBOX 360
Video Games Played: EVERYTHING
X-box Gamertag: xGRKxBullseye
Interests: MLP: FiM, Python, Java, Dubstep
Date Signed Up:1/07/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Centreville VA
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#18 - Oh **** dude...you don't know? 1313 got c…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/17/2013 on soon...i feel it 0
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#22 - masdercheef (08/17/2013) [-]
I've heard tell that, on the eighth of this very month, EA announced they'd be continuing with the game.... I'd try to find some links to articles on the internet or something, but (as we all know) internet articles are of... dubious credibility.

Only time will tell the true fate of 1313.. but if it was indeed canceled, I shall be very disheartened indeed. Such a great opportunity getting destroyed by Disney would be a tragedy.
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#26 - therealpokemon (08/17/2013) [-]
Indeed it would. I am not really a fan of third person shooters but I'd have bought that game so fucking fast my Steam account would would short circuit. Like you stated before, darker parts of the Star Wars universe is the shit.
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#28 - masdercheef (08/17/2013) [-]
That's the beauty of Star Wars... even if you're not a fan of certain parts of it, there's still enough good parts to make everything better.
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#30 - therealpokemon (08/17/2013) [-]
Until, you know...

Disnkey retconns the entire fucking extended universe. If that happens, I will literally just ignore the offical LucasArts production and say 'fuck you, you can't erase half the God damn galaxy being killed in the Yuuzhon Vong war'.
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#33 - masdercheef (08/17/2013) [-]
At that point, I think it would be acceptable for people to start remembering Star Wars in eras according to when Lucasfilm was in control and when Disney stepped in and unloaded their truckload of bullshit.

And by "remembering", I of course mean disregarding everything following Episode VI in the movie series, and following the true extended universe.

Speaking of the EU, I haven't really read much into it but I know that the 501st Legion is still the Emperor's right hand some hundred years following the Battle of Yavin. This pleases me to know they've stayed strong throughout the ages.
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#99 - therealpokemon (08/17/2013) [-]
I don't think members of the 501st would still be around by that time. Clones body's degenerate very quickly, so they'd all be dead within 25 years or something like that. I mean, they could be 501st and not be clones, but IDK about any of that, I haven't read those books.
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#135 - masdercheef (08/17/2013) [-]
Oh, the original clones of the 501st had all died by that point, of course, but it was still the traditionally most badass group of super-elite fighters the Empire had. I'm not sure if they were still all Fett clones or regular humans at that point, though logically the Empire would probably stop cloning Fett at some point or another. Probably got too expensive for them to keep the program up, and they were just not effective to be worth the cost, or something.
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#142 - therealpokemon (08/17/2013) [-]
Ah, ok I didn't know that. They actually destroyed the Kamino cloning facility after a bunch of clones turned against the Empire just after Order 66. It was a rather...brutal encounter. I believe it was led by pre-suit Vader, but I could be wrong about that.
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#24 - masdercheef (08/17/2013) [-]
crap, put two "indeed"s there... needless to say, it would be sad.
#105 - Kaze no Stigma not on here? I am disappoint. 08/17/2013 on Anime that should get a... +1
#26 - Ah alright.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Just doing my job sir +1
#27 - aceonfire (08/17/2013) [-]
yeah, you were right. Turns out she already had a Do Not Resuscitate signed by the parents before they finally decided to try it out. Reading the article makes me want to research possible health benefits of CBD.
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#28 - therealpokemon (08/17/2013) [-]
Yep. CBD is the shit. Marijuana, hemp, cannabis, it all needs to be legalized to fight the prison industrial complex, big government, racism, and to help keep innocent people out of jail.
#29 - aceonfire (08/17/2013) [-]
I've personally always been for the legalization. I mean, it being a crime harms more people every single month than the consumption (including smoking/vaping) has in its entire history. You would think we would learn, considering how "well" the prohibition went.
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#30 - therealpokemon (08/17/2013) [-]
Yep. Sadly, the US government isn't in favor of what is right, only what gets it more power.
#31 - aceonfire (08/17/2013) [-]
Or what gets lobbying corporations more money.
#24 - Uh...either we're not talking about the same incident, or one …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Just doing my job sir +1
#25 - aceonfire (08/17/2013) [-]
I'm most likely just misinformed as all I know of it was strictly hearsay. But going to look it up right now.
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#26 - therealpokemon (08/17/2013) [-]
Ah alright.
#27 - aceonfire (08/17/2013) [-]
yeah, you were right. Turns out she already had a Do Not Resuscitate signed by the parents before they finally decided to try it out. Reading the article makes me want to research possible health benefits of CBD.
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#28 - therealpokemon (08/17/2013) [-]
Yep. CBD is the shit. Marijuana, hemp, cannabis, it all needs to be legalized to fight the prison industrial complex, big government, racism, and to help keep innocent people out of jail.
#29 - aceonfire (08/17/2013) [-]
I've personally always been for the legalization. I mean, it being a crime harms more people every single month than the consumption (including smoking/vaping) has in its entire history. You would think we would learn, considering how "well" the prohibition went.
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#30 - therealpokemon (08/17/2013) [-]
Yep. Sadly, the US government isn't in favor of what is right, only what gets it more power.
#31 - aceonfire (08/17/2013) [-]
Or what gets lobbying corporations more money.
#22 - That's not a depressing story, it's how medical cannabis saved…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Just doing my job sir +5
#23 - aceonfire (08/17/2013) [-]
but it is depressing that she was so young and had such serious medical issues. And the treatment was not 100% effective (although it was by far the most effective treatment available). And apparently she is "illegally" consuming it because the state she resides in has yet to legalize it for medical purposes. But I agree that it is a bit uplifting that they were able to find a treatment that is working as well as it is.
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#24 - therealpokemon (08/17/2013) [-]
Uh...either we're not talking about the same incident, or one of us was misinformed. I read the article last week and it was in a state that just made medical use of cannabis legal, and that the treatments were something like 97% or some ridiculously fucking high percentage successful.
#25 - aceonfire (08/17/2013) [-]
I'm most likely just misinformed as all I know of it was strictly hearsay. But going to look it up right now.
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#26 - therealpokemon (08/17/2013) [-]
Ah alright.
#27 - aceonfire (08/17/2013) [-]
yeah, you were right. Turns out she already had a Do Not Resuscitate signed by the parents before they finally decided to try it out. Reading the article makes me want to research possible health benefits of CBD.
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#28 - therealpokemon (08/17/2013) [-]
Yep. CBD is the shit. Marijuana, hemp, cannabis, it all needs to be legalized to fight the prison industrial complex, big government, racism, and to help keep innocent people out of jail.
#29 - aceonfire (08/17/2013) [-]
I've personally always been for the legalization. I mean, it being a crime harms more people every single month than the consumption (including smoking/vaping) has in its entire history. You would think we would learn, considering how "well" the prohibition went.
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#30 - therealpokemon (08/17/2013) [-]
Yep. Sadly, the US government isn't in favor of what is right, only what gets it more power.
#31 - aceonfire (08/17/2013) [-]
Or what gets lobbying corporations more money.
#145 - And here we have a prime example of the OP being a complete an… 08/16/2013 on Well 0
#119 - You could donate $5 and get all the games, or donate $1 and ge… 08/16/2013 on Thank you FJ, free games... 0
#22 - This deserves top comment. 08/16/2013 on Make a hollow book +6
#117 - Graphene is a special type of carbon. Super strong, and solid.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on How is touch the sky 0
#118 - graphene (08/16/2013) [-]
im kinda actually weak but YEAH IM SUPER STRONG
#37 - Alone we're just one man, decibel weakling, But when …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2013 on How is touch the sky +1
#116 - graphene (08/16/2013) [-]
We were liquid?
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#117 - therealpokemon (08/16/2013) [-]
Graphene is a special type of carbon. Super strong, and solid.
#118 - graphene (08/16/2013) [-]
im kinda actually weak but YEAH IM SUPER STRONG
#158 - Nope. The banks say 'here sign this contract' and then people … 08/15/2013 on Banks get a taste of their... 0
#36 - But...but, power metal master race...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2013 on Iron Giant +12
#42 - optimussum (08/14/2013) [-]
Actually thrash is master race
#136 - So what? That's not the banks fault. They are allowed to that …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2013 on Banks get a taste of their... -1
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#155 - foop (08/15/2013) [-]
you're right, the people should know better. But unfortunately they don't. The banks are preying on the uninformed, which is just wrong.
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#158 - therealpokemon (08/15/2013) [-]
Nope. The banks say 'here sign this contract' and then people sign it without fully understanding it. Too bad their signature means 'I agree and understand to this contract'. If people wanna be stupid, we can't stop them. The banks offer the exact same shit to smart people and competent people as well, so no, they're not preying on anyone.
#134 - But it is a BUSINESS. Somebody started that business just like…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2013 on Banks get a taste of their... 0
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#154 - Seventeen (08/14/2013) [-]
i do understand that, but once you are at a level where you know each and every individual in the country, to all intents and purposes, must do business with you, i feel that you have a responsibility to be ethical. you are correct that it is a business and when starting a business the idea is to make as much money as you can, but i just don't like the idea of banks as a business. i can't describe how pissed off i am when i see senior executives at banks (especially government owned ones) getting hundreds of thousands of pounds as bonuses after a year of loss while i see the education and health budget slashed in all areas to scrounge pennies together. i can't think of another line of work where you can lose hundreds of millions of pounds from the value of your company and be fucking rewarded for it.

i realise i've gone off track and it's irrelevant as the process of banking is a legal and accepted thing, i just have a problem with it being that way. share the wealth, man; the poor masses always get screwed.
#23 - I applaud this man's move, I really do, but for the love of Ch…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/14/2013 on Banks get a taste of their... +16
#129 - anon (08/14/2013) [-]
If i could give you more thumbs I would
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#105 - foop (08/14/2013) [-]
Actually, banks have been known to willing give out loans on houses/other things, knowing full well that the person they gave it to lacks the ability to pay the loan back. Its what caused the housing market crash.
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#136 - therealpokemon (08/14/2013) [-]
So what? That's not the banks fault. They are allowed to that because it's their money to loan. Unless of course the government should regulate how/what I spend my money on. How about we start teaching people not to do stupid shit with other peoples money? Heh, then again, if we did that then Congress would cease to be necessary.
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#155 - foop (08/15/2013) [-]
you're right, the people should know better. But unfortunately they don't. The banks are preying on the uninformed, which is just wrong.
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#158 - therealpokemon (08/15/2013) [-]
Nope. The banks say 'here sign this contract' and then people sign it without fully understanding it. Too bad their signature means 'I agree and understand to this contract'. If people wanna be stupid, we can't stop them. The banks offer the exact same shit to smart people and competent people as well, so no, they're not preying on anyone.
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#97 - Seventeen (08/14/2013) [-]
regardless of whether you think banks are fair or not, i dispute your belief that you have a choice as to whether to enter a contract with one. while technically correct, the reasonable person will without doubt enter into a contract with a bank in their adult life as it is such an intergrated and accepted part of society.

it is fair to assume that almost everybody will have a bank account, and it is also reasonable to say that for the great majority of the population, taking out a mortgage or taking out a loan is the only way to buy a house or start a business. personally, i think banks should be there for those reasons, to allow people to buy their own house and to start their own businesses, without the principle goal of shafting each and every client to the highest extent they are able, to maximise profits for the benefit of those in the top tiers of the banks.
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#134 - therealpokemon (08/14/2013) [-]
But it is a BUSINESS. Somebody started that business just like the people you say are getting loans from the banks. But that business shouldn't try and maximize its profits? And they don't, they give you reasonable interest rates because banks are competitive.
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#154 - Seventeen (08/14/2013) [-]
i do understand that, but once you are at a level where you know each and every individual in the country, to all intents and purposes, must do business with you, i feel that you have a responsibility to be ethical. you are correct that it is a business and when starting a business the idea is to make as much money as you can, but i just don't like the idea of banks as a business. i can't describe how pissed off i am when i see senior executives at banks (especially government owned ones) getting hundreds of thousands of pounds as bonuses after a year of loss while i see the education and health budget slashed in all areas to scrounge pennies together. i can't think of another line of work where you can lose hundreds of millions of pounds from the value of your company and be fucking rewarded for it.

i realise i've gone off track and it's irrelevant as the process of banking is a legal and accepted thing, i just have a problem with it being that way. share the wealth, man; the poor masses always get screwed.
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#87 - lordmoldywart (08/14/2013) [-]
Every single job requires you to have a bank account, employers don't pay you your wages via bundles of cash in an envelope handed over a counter anymore, boy

Anyone who wants to live a decent life with a job and a family, is forced to own a bank account
#121 - anon (08/14/2013) [-]
You can take your paycheck to your employers bank and just get it cashed, boy.
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#156 - lordmoldywart (08/15/2013) [-]
Paycheck? The paycheck is symbolical of the bank transfer these days, boy. Most, if not all jobs pay your wages via bank transfer. There is no more physical handing over of cash or checks anymore due to exploitation
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#24 - Zedotelhado (08/14/2013) [-]
The whole "Banks are bad" mindset comes from the fact that privately owned businesses as they are get to be upkept/maintained/salvaged by public (State) money in the event they make a boo-boo.
#82 - anon (08/14/2013) [-]
Also they write contracts which the average person (even fairly well educated) cannot fully comprehend and are far too thick for the average person to just comb through.
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#44 - "Great." Except for the chemical weapon bombings, th…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on Bay Bay miss ... -1
#46 - btw (08/13/2013) [-]
anon probably meant that the US found them great in the sense they used to be allies of the US until...
#84 - FUN FACT: If you use Strength on the truck near the SS Anne, y… 08/13/2013 on Video Game Facts #20 -6
#107 - Didact. Dun dun DUUUUUUNNNN! 08/12/2013 on Halo Trivia Comp 4 0
#63 - Conspiracy theories don't come home in coffins you dumb **** . 08/12/2013 on i found this humorous +1
#288 - What the dude below said, plus most of the evidence suggests t… 08/10/2013 on GMO Gold 0
#237 - No. Get the **** back in your attic. Nobody loves you. 08/09/2013 on min/maxing to the extreme. 0
#225 - You forced my hand.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2013 on min/maxing to the extreme. 0
#228 - onlyanonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
jokes on you
#48 - >diabeety keety MFW  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2013 on You are subscribed to cat... +31
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#76 - blarglestheclown (08/08/2013) [-]
my kitty had Diabeetus.
#139 - Hahahahaha that's where I went after my frist reply to you... …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2013 on min/maxing to the extreme. +1
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#143 - zomaru (08/08/2013) [-]
Update, I just recently did a botched clean sweep of my Fallout 3 to start all over Vanille, and after moving in out of my programs folder again Fomm seems to be willing to work, Granite I'm using the still barbaric method of putting things straight in the Data folder, but I can't seem to find where Fomm is, so oh well.

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User avatar #40 - warioteam (10/13/2014) [-]
is the server still up
User avatar #38 - manicos (08/14/2014) [-]
i still have no idea what you avatar is other than it involves fluttershy
User avatar #39 to #38 - therealpokemon (08/18/2014) [-]
It's a circle representation of myself scrolling across the screen.
#34 - anon (03/05/2013) [-]
Hey do you mind if I have your points, they are for Items Game, and I need them to lvl. It'd be very much appreciated bro.
User avatar #35 to #34 - ryanfitzy (03/05/2013) [-]
^ 'twas me.
User avatar #33 - nightroller ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Does the server still run? I haven't checked in awhile
#32 - manicos (09/09/2012) [-]
any idea when the server will be back up?
any idea when the server will be back up?
User avatar #31 - phoenixtwo (09/09/2012) [-]
Is the server still up?
#30 - europe (08/26/2012) [-]
are you going to ask your question or what?
User avatar #29 - manicos (08/14/2012) [-]
Lets face it. Eventually guns will be banned world wide for eveyone who is not in the military.
But when that day comes every single human being willing to fire a gun ar someone will rebel creating a modern version of the civil war.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - therealpokemon (07/02/2012) [-]
Wow that ******* sucks. I guess I joined the club then, kinda.
User avatar #26 - nightroller ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
Hey bro, is the server up, I cant seem to get it working and looks like you have had a bad day commenting lol
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User avatar #15 - raaawrr (05/19/2012) [-]
Is the server permanently down?
User avatar #16 to #15 - therealpokemon (05/19/2012) [-]
No. It is still up. Why?
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User avatar #18 to #17 - therealpokemon (05/19/2012) [-]
did you use the new IP?
#21 to #18 - raaawrr (05/20/2012) [-]
We have a new IP?
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User avatar #23 to #20 - therealpokemon (05/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #14 to #13 - therealpokemon (04/27/2012) [-]
THANK YOU
Also, the album for which the artwork was can be found here:
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/It+s+live+4+27+12/irxNGve
#12 - anonhaterrr (04/21/2012) [-]
Hey i was on the server, how do i get to the shop?

#8 - krazy_kid286 (01/29/2012) [-]
Thanks for the fave!
Thanks for the fave!
#3 - thewilder (01/08/2012) [-]
Welcome back
Welcome back
User avatar #4 to #3 - therealpokemon (01/10/2012) [-]
Thanks! :D
#1 - Rockaman (01/08/2012) [-]
I just took your profile comment virginity!
User avatar #2 to #1 - therealpokemon (01/08/2012) [-]
I WAS SAVING THAT FOR MY SKYRIM MARRIAGE
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