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#192 - It's still the same now, bailin in my black trench vest. you g… 11/23/2015 on Judge not, lest you be judged. +1
#60 - There aren't too many things I'm afraid of. Sure, I'm not a bi… 11/12/2015 on Happy Veterans Day FJ 0
#10 - I thought it was gonna end with something racist. I'm sort of … 11/03/2015 on nice vest 0
#120 - 5'6 reporting for duty; swell with can't play basketball jokes… 11/02/2015 on Women and short men 0
#87 - Well done mate 10/30/2015 on he gets it 0
#50 - I know everyone is ******** on you right now, but I agree with…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2015 on (untitled) +1
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#70 - coolioshades (10/27/2015) [-]
Thanks for the backup man,
I know there's no science to back it up but hey that doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
#69 - I agree with you. You can't put a price on pride. When your ki…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2015 on Sucking Dicks +2
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#86 - iexs (10/14/2015) [-]
You lie, I'd suck dicks til' the day I die if it meant not only that I would live comfortably, but that my children and family would.

Pride doesn't mean shit in the real world.
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#83 - ilovehitler (10/14/2015) [-]
You could lie, yknow? Or simply say something like "I'm not allowed to talk about it"
#123 - It's probably where you get hit too. Like I've been punched in… 10/01/2015 on Wait for it... 0
#67 - If you ever get the chance man, definitely try to do it. It's … 10/01/2015 on Wait for it... +1
#41 - This happened to me on Superman at Six Flags New England (now …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/01/2015 on Wait for it... +1
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#80 - tsoper (10/01/2015) [-]
The phone was going at the same speed as the rollercoaster, only due to wind resistance does it go 1-2 mph slower.

Im sure no one would get hurt by a phone coming at them at the speed of a light toss
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#123 - therealmario (10/01/2015) [-]
It's probably where you get hit too. Like I've been punched in the head in the pit at shows, and I didn't feel anything, but a slight knock near the temple is debilitating.
#46 - saltyfries (10/01/2015) [-]
I'm honestly jelly that you got to ride that PRE-Bizarro, as both forms got best steel coaster by Amusement today, a combined 5 times total between 2000-2010. That coaster is awesome and I wanna ride it so bad.
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#67 - therealmario (10/01/2015) [-]
If you ever get the chance man, definitely try to do it. It's one helluva ride. To be honest tho, I liked it better when it was just superman. They've added sound to the seats, which is super annoying and loud as hell. Plus I think they slowed it down.

It's funny, I grew up in the town where six flags is: Agawam, Mass. So it was literally in my backyard.